Rich Harle
@RJHarle
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Owner @RJHCycle, NSI Cycle Instructor, photographer, cyclist, @ECBACO level 2C umpire, vet nurse, occasional decorator. NUFC & Essex CCC fan
Harpenden, East
Joined June 2015
Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says. 'Bugger.'.#Goodbyeee #BlackadderGoesForth.
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@AshleyySpencer @TaylorandBesty But where is Jake Peralta to orchestrate? @nbcbrooklyn99 @AndySamberg.
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@HannahDrake628 @TylerGets @crookedroads770 Nah, she's just more savvy than to do it while the non-believers are around 😉.
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@Channel4News @MilenaDambelli "landlord has this negative stereotype attached to it" says man who turns living rooms into an extra bedroom to maximise his profit. Can't imagine why "there's that stigma".
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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy Surely "he'd be in jaily waily" was a giveaway? Not like he had a clean reputation before that. Amazed you got any blowback for suggesting it was him.
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@MrMichaelSpicer It is refreshing that they've all independently arrived at the same conclusion, and weirdly almost the exact same way to express it.
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@Rainmaker1973 Where's he going? Oh, the little rock in the middle. Wait. How is he still going?!.
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@Channel4News "I find it odd that they're judging purely based on evidence and facts". Agreed, what an outrageous way to come to a decision.
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@SherrattZac @LBC "the bank of mum and dad" being constantly topped up by the rent of those people eating takeaways. Essentially the people who can't afford to buy are subsidising his children being able to.
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@danceinurcolour @SheRatesDogs Just don't forget to include your address, or she won't know which maximum security prison you're holed up in.
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@hiknighty @HLeeHurley Well yes, but apart from the thoroughly-planned, frenzied murder of one innocent person, he was on the right track in life.~.
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@nikefootball "a playful update" on the national flag? Why? Was a red cross just too simple for you?.
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@SWEEDLES26 @GaryLineker @primevideosport @karenjcarney Can only be that they haven't got him involved. It's coming across quite petty.
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@geordiejosh @TheAthleticFC How can we bee favourites for someone we can't afford? Were we hoping their clubs would refuse a transfer fee and hand them to us for free?.
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@SarahjevsEvans One of my colleagues was embarrassed when half a dozen neighbours brought one of her cats a Christmas present because "he's always in our house, we love him".It was 6 different types of food he'd never touch at home.
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@Rainmaker1973 So you dust a print, transfer it to tape, transfer *that* to a blank screen (why would the dust leave the tape?) and then press clay onto that and it's supposed to leave an impression?.Not buying it. At all.
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@MartinSLewis Sunak talking over everyone else again, and making up soundbites to repeat ad nauseum. Not sure these debates have any real value tbh.
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Now I know #EastEnders isn't particularly realistic, but you'd know the difference between a cat and a child if you hit one. .
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@scotieee @gmptraffic There may have been glue involved, but I don't think it went on the car.
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@daily_sats1 Did he try coughing?. No but seriously, nobody who's actually choking has the time to get up, wander round the kitchen and then find that useless device.
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@plumbago333 @highfielder80 @Daniel_Hatch @JimCroxford @brianklaas But a teaspoon is 5ml. Millilitres are metric 🙈.
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@LasVegasLocally At this point, did the cook just vomit over the previous ingredients? Fair critique.
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@SkySportsPL "did you mean that?"."Of course"."But did you?"."Yes"."But was that what you were trying to do?"."Yes"."But were you just trying to control it?". 🤦.
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I haven't umpired for a while now, but I'm fairly sure that's out.
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@IkeNaMba @DailyLoud Which is a concern because if the cybertruck is bulletproof and does that much damage to anything it hits then it's not good.
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Slowly kill the planet *and* your family. What's not to like?.
My one piece of advice in life:. Do whatever you can to get yourself a wood-burning fire place.
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So far that's £12m on Trippier and potential £20m on Wood. Down to our last £578m, it's getting tight! #NUFC.
In theory, #NUFC could splash out around £600m on transfers (say, 4 top class players at £150m each), increasing player amortisation by £120m a year (assuming 5-year contract), while increasing the wage bill by £62m (with players paid £300k a week) and still be below £200m.
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@buitengebieden So you're telling me all this time I only actually needed to cut through the skin and not the whole thing?!.
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@anon_opin 🤦.Too expensive? Some of them, where they insist you buy specific clothes from specific suppliers, yes. "Robbing them of their childhood"? Dear me.
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@LyingCat8 @youngvulgarian Because they're judging everyone else based on their own behaviours. *They* would slack off and get nothing done, therefore that must be true for all.
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@Rainmaker1973 TBF, if I was climbing something with a sheer drop underneath, I'd use all available grip strength too. Don't wanna find out you slightly underestimated!.
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@GaryLineker I am shocked by this. Ask Rio, those Coventry fans should probably be grateful to the bloke.
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@ESPNcricinfo Might be a little ott. It was a very good spell, for sure, but "best in T20I history"? Behave.
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@MartinSLewis So that's 82p/day, £25/month or over just shy of £300 a year before you even switch on an appliance. I know the boss of octopus said on your show he didn't agree with standing charges, are companies required to charge them or could they drop them if they wanted to?.
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@manpalomares @TerribleMaps I was about to say similar - what is an island if not a lump of earth amidst the water?.
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@DAaronovitch @NatashaNUFC PM for PM doesn't seem very fair. She's much better, perhaps we could give them the whole cabinet in exchange? Please?.
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@MirrorFootball "we won't name the player involved, but will give every other detail we can aside from his name".
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@_olawalle @F1REAKS No you can go as big as you want, but if you get a prize every time you break the record why would you not do it as much as you could?.
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@oldenoughtosay Definitely, absolutely, 100% written by Catherine and not by some SM intern who really isn't very good at this.
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@ESPNcricinfo Alternatively, take away the other 6 or 7 innings, and all of Harry's innings have ended in centuries.
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@MartinSLewis @bbc5live Work out whether multibuys and "offers" are actually worthwhile, just blindly believe the big, brightly-coloured label.
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@theobaker_ A marathon in 4h20 is in itself pretty impressive, but after the swim and the cycle? .I will never not be impressed by people completing an ironman.
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@_DirkLivingston @fesshole Ha! Park your oversized car close to their oversized car. That'll show 'em!.
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@regimiro_ @carloshasanax 10 minutes if you head off in the wrong direction for 4 minutes first.
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@LewisHamilton Best personal trainer you'll ever have. If you slip at any point, he'll be right there to slobber in your face!.
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@FKiernan5 He also said, after 40 seconds, that the Spanish bench would be happy with their start to the game.
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#NUFC and Mike Ashley getting a namecheck on the Rogue Traders bit on @BBCTheOneShow over the ticket payments saga. Good.
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@stephyhut @jamiereuben @amanda_staveley @NUFCOfficial @nufcfans @NUFC Yasir al-Ramayyan always looks absolutely delighted in photos.
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@IntuitiveLulu @DancesWithVibes @WestminsterWAG But you need*photographic* ID in order to vote. Just being on the electoral roll isn't enough . For anyone in the age bracket Phillips mentions, it's entirely possible they have a paper driving licence from before the photo cards came in. Not common, but certainly possible.
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@SheRatesDogs Why is everyone else so selfish? Why can't he just have what *he* wants all time?.So unfair.
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@claudianvm @nowthisnews It's not lying if you don't know what you're talking about in the first place.
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@TheNathanNS @NoContextBrits Probably an horrendous American imitation. But there is only one Neil Buchanan, and he cannot be replaced.
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@stoolpresidente "I wake up and I want lunch". Have you tried breakfast? I also love how you've extrapolated from one tiny village to "maybe all of Europe".
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@T3rran_eth @interesting_aIl Same way firing squads used to work. All shoot at once, all can rationalise that someone else actually fired the fatal shot.
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