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military aged human female 24 | anything but they 🏴 🏳️⚧️
in the gravel
Joined May 2018
she slapped my ass today?? mamma mia I am in big trouble. god is testing me and I am going to FAIL.
my coworker keeps telling me to relax when I go running when my manager asks for help. have you considered that I enjoy being the lapdog of the 35 year old woman with anger management issues. did that even cross your mind you fucking dumbass.
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@FruellaDeBrille @melliehellie42 so have you ever actually read any radical feminist literature or do you just like to pretend you're a radfem online?.
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@fiorellino__1 tying a belt more and more tightly around my neck as it goes on to simulate the thinning air.
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@cisgenderhaver what is the compromise between "i dont want you to smoke weed" and "i want to smoke weed" that still doesnt change the fundamental position of "i dont want you to smoke weed".
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@focusfronting I'm not sure if it's the same in weightlifting but in climbing the coaches aren't allowed to tell their athletes what they need to get a certain position beforehand.
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@VAMPMODING no you don't understand this is not good!! I have a habit of making very poor decisions when it comes to middle aged women!! this doesn't end well!!!!!.
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@yuksnykusun idek i just had a few lesbian thirst traps that i liked and now its like half of my feed 😭.
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@still_oppressed every time I see one of these I really start to believe the guy that said "the great firewall is for westerners protection" their posting is powerful.
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@frogs4girls im sorry but if you regularly use chatgpt and are happy with its output you just do not have a lot going on inside your head.
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@carloshasanax i still remember seeing an american i used to follow complain about visiting london and having to walk from st pancras station to euston station to catch a connection. it is literally about a 10 minute walk, maybe 15 with luggage.
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@BenjaminCrew1 What I want to say: I could feel my ancestors speaking to me through the wind and stared out the window for 3 hours. What I actually say: Yeah bro haha it was fire.
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@gossip_girl_dsa even if we suppose this is true, the post is about other people outside of china having their posts removed lol.
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@tronsgender yeah lmao there's guys up on the roof hammering tiles out of the roof I'm not joking.
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@ZeroSuitCamus this is NOT funny weapons manufacturers only do this when theyre very distressed.
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@mountbellyache @FruitShoot7 I imagined the rap verse differently but that is exactly what I imagined the Damon bit as lmaoo.
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@onionweigher i just dont gaf if im being honest i just click whatever button. track me sell my data i really couldnt care less.
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@segurneybeaver @Seamus_Malek Honestly I can stomach Bernies stance way more than Fettermans. Bernie is just really putting the center in center left while I'm pretty sure Fetterman is one media interview away from strapping himself to a cruise missile headed for an orphanage in Gaza l.
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@thighbandage I am weak to stocky polish women that shout a lot it's incredibly unfair that she's my manager.
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@yoonithecat if im being honest I agree this isnt a perfect fit but I think its close enough for the offhand comment just meant to make conversation.
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@kafrizzzle everytime i see a good or interesting family guy joke it makes me think that maybe im missing out and then i watch an episode and realise that that is like the only good joke in the whole episode.
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@Theihwo @okimstillhungry you must have not met a lot of grad students if this is a surprise.
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