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Biochemist/Wonder Woman • Happy Meal respecter • from Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits • ☧
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My anti-rape device is a miniskirt that makes my ass look like SpongeBob SquarePants. My backup is a .38 spl revolver.
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I snuck a half rack of ribs into the movie theatre, if you even care
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When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I see my steak and potato come out after I’ve smashed 2 baskets of rolls and cinnamon butter.
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Friendly reminder that you can sneak hotdogs into the movie theatre with an insulated tumbler. Follow me for more Bidenomics™️ tips.
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Five fucking dollars to use the air compressor at the gas station. FIVE. Remember when air used to be free?? They take Apple Pay now. I don’t even recognize my country anymore.
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Did the Inflation Reduction Act not work?
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Unemployed?
In a world of Harrison Butkers, be a Colin Kaepernick.
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I just don’t understand who is keeping Burger King in business.
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Ma’am, He did not nail himself to that cross….
This was virtue signaling and totally performative, clearly he was mentally ill and shouldn’t be treated like a martyr
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Unpopular opinion: this woman is still a pedo and deserves the fate that all pedos deserve ✨
Teacher admits having sex with 16-year-old boy — leaving claw marks on his back — as other students served as lookouts
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To be clear, the Secretary of Defense was laid the fuck out in the ICU and his aides told everyone he was just working from home. This is insane.
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Hating commies
People born before 1990, what trivial skill do you possess that no one uses anymore?
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Republicans in Congress must finally say “enough is enough” – and pass common-sense gun safety legislation.
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Oh it was temporary alright…
Tonight, I’m directing the U.S. military to establish a temporary pier on the Gaza coast that can receive shipments of food, water, medicine, and shelter.
To Israel, I say humanitarian assistance cannot be secondary.
Protecting and saving innocent lives must be a priority.
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“Hey your oil change is done but we noticed you need a new air filter. We can install that today if you’d like?”
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I seriously can’t get over what I just watched. National remarks from Biden about how he’s mentally fit and he literally stops speaking because he forgets where his dead kid’s rosary is from and then calls for the President of Mexico to open the Gaza border.
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I thought I’d be married w/ kids by now but I’m not. I’m 36 with next to no desire to date anymore. It’s exhausting and a losing numbers game. Not everyone is called to be married or have kids. This weird “less than” approach people on the right are taking towards unmarried &
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ABC News: “President Biden set to give a high-stakes, live, unscripted press conference, taking questions afterwards.”
A press conference is one of the most normal and regular things a President can (and should) do, but for some reason with Biden it’s a serious, national event.
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Listen to Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews recount when the President visited him in the hospital after his arm was blown off during the explosion at the Kabul airport in Afghanistan.
Joe Biden is an asshole.
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Happy 4 year anniversary of this amazing WaPo fact check during the Trump years
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Uhh well, they aren’t going to accuse her of gang rape and force her to prove she’s not a rapist if that’s what you’re asking?
Opinion by Ruth Marcus: How low will the GOP go in taking on Ketanji Brown Jackson? Josh Hawley lets us know.
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NY times and WaPo tech reporters hosting a space and saying people are terrified of even posting in slack. lolllll
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The state that tells residents to stop using their electricity wants everyone to have electric cars.
Breaking News: California detailed a sweeping ban on the sale of new gasoline cars by 2035, a move that could speed a global transition to electric vehicles.
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My favorite Kamala moment was when her office posted a YouTube video of her talking to kids about space and NASA and then we found out later they were all paid child actors.
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Battle Box? Most of America calls it Waffle House, but whatever.
Biden: “In America, we resolve our differences at the battle box. You know, that’s how we do it at the battle box. Not with bullets.”
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Just stunning that a week ago all we heard was, “Fetterman’s doctor says he is 100% healthy and doesn’t have any work restrictions” and now post-debate all we hear is, “leave the disabled man alone, you bully!”
Disabled Americans have the right to be represented, and most importantly, to work — and that includes working for the U.S. government.
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Stephen Hayes and Jonah Goldberg are arguing with Sarah Longwell and Tom Nichols about David French voting for Kamala, and I really can’t think of a better representation of how that entire sector of politics likes to live in a giant terrarium filled with their own farts.
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If I go to a restaurant and they ask to see my vaxx card I will just say, “oh I’m not intending to stay here very long.”
Psak Suggests Illegal Immigrants Don’t Need To Prove Vaccination Status Since ‘They’re Not Intending To Stay Here’
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Man, where’s Daniel Penny when you need him again
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A growing body of research suggests that “long Covid” may be a psychiatric affliction. |
@NoahCRothman
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Just wait until the bridge gets rebuilt and then completely renamed because Francis Scott Key has a “problematic history” and The Star-Spangled Banner is a “racist national anthem.”
BREAKING: The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, MD, has collapsed after apparently being struck by a ship.
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Hating commies
People born before 2000, what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore?
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Who wants to come to my 4th of July cookout? I’m making a giant skillet of unseasoned ground beef!
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“She started out her career as Willie Brown’s bratwurst bun”
Haha holy shit
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@JesseKellyDC
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If Taylor Swift speaking and performing at the DNC makes this country put Kamala in office, then this country gets everything it deserves.
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This is a genuine scandal—and an impeachable offense per the rules with the last guy—and *nobody* in media cares.
Biden privately threatened to rethink his support for the war in a private call with Netanyahu in February, two months before doing so publicly, but the White House didn't put it into the readout of the call to try to avoid a public blowup.
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I just paid $4 for a jar of peanut butter and $3.70 for a bundle of lettuce. I don’t give a fuck about concert ticket processing fees.
I know hidden junk fees – like processing fees on concert tickets – are a pain.
They’re unfair, deceptive, and add up.
That’s why, last week, I called on my Administration to crack down on these fees and put that money back in your pocket.
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Is this free speech?
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Remember like two or three years ago when we were told that that DEI and CRT aren’t being taught in elementary or grade schools because “it’s just a theory” and now there’s orgs called Woke Kindergarten just out in the open raking in $$
A Bay Area school struggling to boost low test scores and student attendance is paying $250,000 for an organization called Woke Kindergarten to train teachers to disrupt racism and remove those barriers to learning. Its test scores fell even further.
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I don’t understand. Did releasing oil from the strategic reserves not work the way you told us it would??
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Trying to imagine what policy position Kamala Harris could have that would make David French go, “yeah, so, I actually don’t think I can vote for you now.”
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And now let’s check in on how the Devout Catholic™️ is acting on the highest holy day of the church:
BAD EGG: The White House is laying down new rules for the religious holiday tradition — no "religious symbols" or "overtly religious themes."
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If Joe Biden is calling for a ban on 9mm handguns, then it’s the most radical position on guns from a president in my lifetime. If he misspoke or doesn’t understand the difference between 9mm and .223, then he’s too incompetent and too uneducated to be commenting on the matter.
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He walked back to the podium and told the world he thinks the President of Mexico is handling border security in Gaza. Thanks, Tom.
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The complete dissolution of the Me Too movement as soon as we find out Israeli female hostages were gang raped is really a sight to behold.
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Motherfucker, I’m still paying $60 to fill up my gas tank. Who gives a shit about concert tickets?
Concert tickets are hard enough to get, you shouldn’t have to pay surprise service fees on top of that.
My Administration is working to crack down on those junk fees, so you know what you are paying for up front.
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George Washington: “Behold! The white women!”
Speaker Nancy Pelosi and (most) the women of the Capitol Press corps
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The journos are not okay, y’all. They’re digitally crapping their pants over Elon buying Twitter.
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Idk guys. I feel like lying about being at ground zero the day after 9/11 is kind of a big deal.
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Sorry guys. You had a chance to write about Biden’s age and very obvious cognitive decline in 2020 but you all decided it was more important to get pics of him deep throating a waffle cone.
As Biden insists he plans to run for a second term, his age has increasingly become an uncomfortable issue for him, his team and his party.
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Only the Lincoln Project would think a photo of Franken molesting a woman *while she’s unconscious* is “less salacious” than a photo of a drunk man wearing a bra on a cruise ship.
As a friend notes...a less salacious picture ended the career of Al Franken.
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$Billions sent to Ukraine every few months with no idea where the money is actually going, but don’t you dare forget to file a 1099 with the IRS for using Venmo.
IRS warns Americans over $600 threshold to report Venmo, PayPal payments
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Have a not so great day at work? Get yourself an emotional support animal.
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“It’s like the Joker taking over Arkham Asylum and releasing all of the supervillains back into the world.” -actual quote
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This is not a crybaby post about being unmarried & not having kids. I’m perfectly happy where I am. I love being the cool aunt. I think it’s great when people find their love and make a bunch of babies. But uhh single/childless ppl like me matter, too. We aren’t failures.
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A friend just sent me this pic from Burning Man.
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Putting aside the fact that Chicago is a sanctuary city, uhh Abbott isn’t the one letting them all in. In fact, the DOJ threatened to sue his state if he *didn’t* let them in. A great question for Mayor Johnson would be, where are they all supposed to go?
A plane carrying more migrants from Texas arrived in the Chicago area overnight, which
@ChicagosMayor
Brandon Johnson calls "a very dangerous task" by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and a matter of national security.
"Governor Abbott is determined to continue to sow seeds of chaos."
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Tim Walz had his lie minted. Amazing.
Hi,
@Tim_Walz
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@KamalaHarris
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Just wondering, did you also “misprint” your rank as Command Sergeant Major on your Congressional Challenge Coin?
cc:
@NBCNews
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CNN has talked to JD Vance more than they’ve talked to Tim Walz about Tim Walz’s own service record.
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Dems have had unified control of the White House, the Senate, and the House for the last 22 months.
If we elect more Democrats to the Senate and keep the House, here is the promise I make to you and the American people: The first bill that I will send to Congress will be to codify Roe v. Wade.
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Remember when sending in the National Guard to help with crime was considered a dangerous and blatant attempt to militarize the police?
JUST IN: San Francisco will receive help from U.S. National Guard & California Highway Patrol to battle the city's drug crisis.
Gov. Gavin Newsom announced the decision Friday along with Mayor London Breed, DA Brooke Jenkins & Police Chief Bill Scott.
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Which scenario amounts to actual election interference: Elon Musk voicing his personal thoughts on which party should control congress OR the 2020 Twitter execs banning accounts that share an entirely accurate news story about Hunter Biden?
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There’s no way a reporter can act as irresponsible and dishonest as Lorenz does and still have a job, unless of course their employer is 100% okay with that type of behavior. Lorenz acts with impunity because Washington Post approves of her methods.
Taylor Lorenz is the rule, not the exception, at the Washington Post.
Last year, the paper ran a hit piece against me and had to retract or add six full paragraphs, admit to fabricating a timeline, and reverse a key accusation, which I proved was false.
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Serious question for you: Do you support forced confiscation of millions of legally owned firearms here in America? Why or why not?
Under
@jacindaardern
's leadership, New Zealand has banned assault rifles and military-style semi-automatic weapons just six days after the Christchurch mosque attacks.
Public servants didn't stop at offering thoughts and prayers. They chose to act.
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Biden tweeted about me and then deleted. What a fucking prick.
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Remember when she listed her friend, Leland Kaiser, as an eyewitness and then when Kaiser said it never happened, Blasey Ford and her lawyer said Kaiser had mental problems? That was fun.
Christine Blasey Ford’s new memoir places her Senate testimony in the wider context of her life. And as her story goes on, it "comes to read as an indictment—not of one person, but of a form of politics that sees stories as weapons in an endless war,”
@megangarber
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Every time Joe Biden fucks up I like to think about how Tom Nichols wrote this piece with 100% seriousness.
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This tweet has every single buzzword/talking point from the WH in it.
-private citizen
-overcome drug addiction
-loving father
-political indictment
Good job, Merrick Garland. Your weakness has orchestrated the indictment of a private citizen trying to overcome drug addiction so Republicans can try to hit a bank shot off of him to his loving father, all because you were afraid of looking "political" to Fox News viewers.
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I’ve legitimately lost track of how many different families/service members were visited by Joe Biden after the Afghanistan withdrawal and have recounted how he brought up his son Beau’s death in a way to imply that he died in a similar manner. It’s so gross.
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To feminists that are outraged at Bill Cosby's wife standing by him during rape allegations: Why are you voting for Hillary in Nov ??
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Y’all still sharing office space with them?
BREAKING: Palestinian militants in the Gaza Strip have launched dozens of rockets toward Israel, setting off air raid sirens across the country. The sound of outgoing rockets whooshing through the air could be heard in Gaza.
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If you’re the chair of the NAACP and issue a travel advisory to the state that you live in, you’re losing.
If you’re attacking the NAACP in your campaign launch, you’re losing.
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Alejandra Carabello in a Twitter space right now with journalists, saying that tonight’s Twitter bans are rooted in transphobia.
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The last time Biden said people would “pay” for their wrongdoing, he ordered a drone strike on an aid worker and some kids.
Biden on the images of border patrol agents in Del Rio: "I promise you, those people will pay."
"There will be consequences. It's an embarrassment. But beyond an embarrassment is dangerous, it's wrong."
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My guy, you’ve been in charge for the last three fucking years. Your party had unified control of both chambers of congress for two of those years.
“The only reason the border is not secure is because of Donald Trump and his maga friends.”
Okie dokie
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Hi,
My name is Vanessa
I’m a conservatarian
and I ain’t sharing no bikini pic, either.
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Is there a Black Dudes for Harris group or did she throw all of them in jail when she was the DA?
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Are you saying Martha’s Vineyard is an internment camp??
As a child, I was put on a train and sent off by the government to a faraway place we’d never heard of. As a survivor of that policy, I am appalled by what governors in TX and FL are doing now. Politicians back then treated us as political scapegoats, less than human.
#NeverAgain
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Fauci lied to the country about masking and herd immunity goals while posing for magazine covers & throwing out pitches at MLB games. He was in favor of long term lockdowns, kids missing school, & perpetual masking. He has zero interest in Covid origins. He should be chucked.
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“We will keep working around the clock” he wrote from his beach house on the 16th day of vacation.
INBOX: Statement from President Biden on Hersh Goldberg-Polin
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The woman who claimed that fetal heartbeats on an ultrasound machine were fake and manufactured is now claiming that it’s a fallacy to say doctors know when a pregnancy starts.
Shanon: "Were you to become governor, where would you draw the line? 15 weeks? Viability? 36 weeks? What's the limit?"
Stacey Abrams: "The arbitrary standards of timelines ignore the medical reality that it is a fallacy we know exactly when a pregnancy starts."
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Remember when Joe Biden called Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch” in public and on a microphone?
Trump reportedly used a slur against Harris in private conversations
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See how the feedback loop works? WH puts out statement re-defining recession; news outlets use new definition (“people might be afraid we are *headed towards* recession”), WH will issue statement later to allay fears (“the news says we aren’t there yet! Don’t worry!)
BREAKING: The U.S. economy shrank for a second straight quarter, contracting at a 0.9% annual pace and raising fears that the nation may be approaching a recession.
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Getting a knee to the solar plexus for your health and safety.
OTTAWA: Footage shows police violently attacking a protester.
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