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mir.i.am
2 years
When the Hibachi chef asks if you can catch a shrimp in your mouth
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I use this guy “😲” instead of these guys “😯 😧 😮” because I find his teeth endearing and whimsical
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I’m gonna start referring to unemployment as free agency
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REPORT: NBA insider Shams Charania will enter free agency in the next 1-2 months. Amazon and NBC could have interest, per @sportsrapport 👀
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Puppy Bowl isn’t so cute when you remember they’re all gonna get CTE
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5 months
He’s talking about touching a woman consensually
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This is the difference between Caitlin and I. I couldn't do this.
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“rat bastard” is such a top notch insult
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2 years
Gay son or thot daughter?
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7 months
I love a good nook. Not too crazy about a cranny
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8 months
If you can’t handle me when I’m white, you don’t deserve me when I’m black or Chinese
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2 years
I love a happy ending
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1 year
*trying to make an older guy feel more comfortable about a large age gap* you’re so immature for your age
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Ethan
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People have criticized the Tesla Cybertruck for “not being a truck”… I beg to differ! Here’s a perfect example of the Cybertruck doing (Cyber)truck things: 📐📐📐
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What’s the funniest LeBron Moment
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2 years
No one knows how to satisfy you like your own brother ❤️
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1 year
tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit.
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6 months
This was virtue signaling and totally performative, clearly he was mentally ill and shouldn’t be treated like a martyr
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1 month
The “we can push Biden left!” people were right. He was pushed and he left
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5 months
George Costanza when he quit his job and tried to come back like nothing happened
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Lizzo clarifies what she meant with her ‘I Quit’ post: “When I say I quit, I mean I quit giving any negative energy attention… what I’m not gonna quit is the joy of my life, which is making music”
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2 years
for whom the hotline blings
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mir.i.am
9 months
Come and take it bitch
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Blake Flayton
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Anti-Zionist Jews, you guys have to give up Hanukkah. I’m sorry there’s just no way to logically square that.
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I’m a 9/11 last responder, I just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of 👍🏼
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5 months
UConn had a double digit lead and y’all want me to believe a single bad call means the game is rigged for Iowa 😭
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9 months
my email would find you in any universe
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1 year
*talking with HR about benefits* so when do i get the $401,000?
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8 months
I need to report an error @nytimes
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1 year
cha cha real smooth
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1 year
Hi sharks, I’m here today to ask for $20 for Chipotle
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2 years
This is hands down the greatest painting of all time
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1 year
I’m sooooooo drunkkkkkkkk @GeorgeWashington
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even at my lois i peter on
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1 year
Pharaoh I’m soooooooo drunkkkkkkkkkk
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11 months
Atheists be like thank science it’s Friday
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2 years
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3 years
she put her pussy on the phone but her mic was muted ⁃Rupi Kaur
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What’s your most Gen z opinion? Mine is that we should cancel Eminem
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2 years
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Taylor Swift is Yoko Ono-ing the Chiefs
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5 months
You’re single because of your TS%
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6 months
At Lori’s Super Bowl party hmu for address
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2 years
I’m. not. Jewish !!! [my telekinesis throws all the loose change around the room]
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11 months
I would beat the shit out of yoda if he talked to me in that ridiculous manner.
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10 months
Big Naturals History Museum
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2 years
I had to get a breast reduction because my gay husband couldn’t stand to look at me
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*Obama at the dermatologist because he’s struggling with acne* uhhh let me be clear
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*forgetting the word for ambidextrous* my hands are bisexual
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1 year
Opening a restaurant with the dress code big t shirt no panties
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2 years
A Midwest Proposal
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1 year
Flight attendant: You’re sitting in an exit row. Are you ready willing and able to assist in case of an emergency Me, half an ambien and 2 bloody marys deep: Yeah
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Omg Elon nooooo!
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I hope this email finds you black or Chinese
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10 months
@moschinodorito She’s right, I do want to do that to her specifically
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2 years
the clit? u mean the slay button?
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“willy nilly” is short for William Nilliam
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3 months
Everything about this tweet is insane
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Miranda Cosgrove reflects on stalker who lit himself on fire and fatally shot himself: ‘I just don’t feel super safe’
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@nataliafadeev you clearly don’t pass up an opportunity for free food
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1 year
right foot let’s stomp!
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1 year
Geology rocks but geography’s where it’s at
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for whom the fore skins
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[group of British guys] we’re gonna run a tube on you
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*Depressed Swedish guy* I wish I was never bjorn
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White people be like damn this carrot cake is bussin
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me and the bad bitch i landed by begging repeatedly
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Every white woman’s dream man is the Zodiac Killer because he represents true crime and astrology
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crouching unc hidden nephew
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jack off all trades, masturbator of none
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my fbi agent five minutes after i tweet “i’d suck dick for a glass of milk rn”
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His name is Strunkle
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*twink detective* lemme get to the bottom of this
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One man’s unc is another man’s neph
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Reminder👇
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saw this at the zoo today
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Lmao
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being social on social media
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Steve Harvey messed up announcing Miss Universe in 2015 and we didn’t call for him to step down from hosting Family Feud, just saying.
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NOW - Biden: "And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine... ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
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“Dogs don’t smile they’re just opening their mouth to breathe” ok then explain this.
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for whom the chacha slides
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what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?
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2 years
Once upon a time Pizza Hut ran a promotion where if you tried their new pizza, you would be sent a coupon code to go onto a website, choose from a library of songs and make a custom CD they would mail to you.
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Not my horny ass having a structured settlement but needing cash now 🤦‍♀️
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even at my lois i meg it happen
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A contestant guessed “DINING IN THE DINING JAR”
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OSHA be like “NSFW!”
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