nicole the swan
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i heard "more trans women at lesbian bars"
Lesbians! I have a suggestion to address this problem you seem to be having: Start making straight women uncomfortable at your bars.
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@oxalisnebula
i had a hormone imbalance during puberty, that’s why i’m so tall and my voice is like this
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@jabberwocky50
one time in kindergarten i was in chapel and i threw up all over myself but youre not supposed to talk or move during chapel so i just sat there and pretended it didnt happen until a teacher noticed
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new puppygirl merch just dropped
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@JessicaF1604
i’m so happy for you! shoes are hard. a good rubric is take your men’s shoe size and add two to it for the women’s size. so i was a men’s 13 when i started, so that would be women’s 15. estrogen will shrink your feet a lil tho - i’m in a women’s 12 now - so it might get easier.
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@THEPRINCEWIFE
normal people are not even aware that normal people don’t talk about skull shapes it’s like such a confusing and surprising thing when you try to bring it to them please touch grass people it’s going to be ok i promise
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@THEPRINCEWIFE
see and i barely even noticed that part of the tweet at all like, i took it as being about realizing you have agency over your own life and you are the only one who really can have that agency
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@judgementshae
plus he's just got it so far away from his body, must be so unstable. acts like he's scared of it
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wanted to be like jedwill so i went to jedco
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i do lie to men but its not trans related its because i hate them
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Some of the dorkiest boys grow up to be the prettiest women.
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@oxalisnebula
for the record i’m proud to be trans and will just tell most people but this is for danger use-cases
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i think, as a transfem, i lose my perspective sometimes and forget how hard it can be to break free of the chains of masculinity when you’re in them. people DO NOT LIKE IT when you do that lol 🧵2/5
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there’s this guy at my local goodwill who paints his nails, and when i complimented them, he got really excited and told me that it breaks a stereotype so not everyone approves, but he does it anyway. 🧵1/5
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type beat
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if you take hrt and voice train, plus eat well and exercise, learn to do makeup, skincare, clothes, and hair (ie all the normal stuff cïs women do), you will pass. most people are not internet trolls and will see you as a woman. its just how it is. no one expects perfection 4/4
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idgaf if you can clock me w ur brainwormed nonsense, good job you have eyes and are an asshole. it doesn't hurt my feelings bc i go outside and understand REAL WOMEN do not always look like anime characters. so maybe try that. 3/4
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@deuxnan
no. no she would not. mfer would be hanging out of her pants if she could find a way to make that happen i am sure of it.
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@CerberusXt
i don’t get how purchasing minis, purchasing a ton of paint, and then painting them expertly makes you a tourist, that doesn’t even make sense. you are actually participating in the hobby more than someone who painted ultras blue 20 years ago idk.
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it doesn't matter what your frame looks like or your facial bones or whatever the fuck else insane gooner nonsense you tell yourself. you can say "well nicole, you look like a man so youre delusional actually" but thats lying to yourself and you know it 2/4
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when i first came out i had my nails painted at work and one of my coworkers would not stop asking me about it until someone else told him i was trans, at which point he fearfully apologized, it was weird. 🧵3/5
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hrt year 1 vs hrt year 3
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lesbians who are a little f*ggy about it will inherit the world
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fixed it
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we have one in the states too dont worry
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chat idk if im ready for this discourse today. i’m tired, but i guess i’m willing. so much of being a woman is paradox, and this is one such case - we are read as overly emotional, but not allowed to express ourselves outside of preapproved societal norms.
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i can see how if i was just a man or whatever, that would really discourage me from ever doing that again, if for nothing else than to not have to say “just because i wanted to” to this guy 50 times. 🧵4/5
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run if you need to tgirls, there is no one to save you, speaking from experience
you know with the latest discourse on "you bitch trans women are abandoning your fellow queers, stay and fight!" i have to say like...with who? Because I'm a trans woman involved in political organizing and if my experiences inform me of anything it's that no one fights for us.
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why is heart shaped box a hit song that we all know by heart otherwise
my most schizophrenic take: most people want to be transfem but cant so they're mad
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@goldendayze
@KatyMontgomerie
anne this article is garbage. the baroness gives no details at all, doesn’t even name or describe the perpetrator, besides calling them a male and a trans person. not to mention that women rape people too, so saying “there are no dicks here, couldn’t be a rape” is just false.
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@HalimedeMF
the people ganging up on you and regurgitating this anti conservative rhetoric at you when it clearly doesn’t fit don’t know what the fuck they are talking about i’m so sorry you have to deal with this
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@SiliconeAndBone
yeah, it’s not so much that they don’t understand what we’re doing as much as they hate us for doing it and pretending they don’t get it is an effective tactic to keep the well meaning libs occupied trying to save us by educating them instead of enacting any social change
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bonus story: goodwill boy asked me if i ever did anything with my nails right after the stereotype comment and i just about died lol. it was so hard to resist saying “bro i cut my balls off lol” 🧵5/5
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@maidensblade
really feels like there are certain people who just want to change who gets to do misogyny more than anything tbh
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@benjanun_s
i dated a white cis woman who was the total social warrior type and definitely thought she could say the n word bc she had a dated a black guy, it was weird af and not cool at all. idk why i was surprised when she started t slurring me.
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@staxdeadempress
i dont mind telling people im trans, but im not exactly waving a flag about it either. its less about being dysphoric and more about how difficult it makes my life to be super loud about it irl
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fixed it
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i do this irl too tbh. cis dudes i have spiro and e in my bag btw
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people died
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@missgripper_
they stand by and watch because theyre setting an impossible trap for her. in their minds, she "wants to be a girl" so she should have to fight the girl. but if she does, and she wins, they will condemn her for being a guy and beating up a girl. cís people love to do this to us.
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conflating trans women pointing out that AFABs can cause harm and hold positions of power over trans women with MRAs is transphobic. when i bitch about the abuses of cis women it is because they are able to systemically oppress me and to deny that is to deny my identity.
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i think his biggest mistake was being a pedophile
drakes biggest mistake in this beef was viewing it as a 20v1 instead of a back and forth rap battle with kendrick
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estrogen is one hell of a drig
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@SiliconeAndBone
seriously. i used to hang with a crowd that believed we needed to meet people where they’re at and show a good face for the queer community, but honestly, i think that’s wrong. they want us dead no matter what so we are better off signaling each other than trying to convince them
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@CerberusXt
i feel like people like this need a reality check. they do not understand how terrifying it is to be trans all day every day. it matters to see this as a trans person because it tells me there are people who like the hobby that don’t think i should be face down in an acid bath.
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it has come to my attention that
@Skyemoder
has not seen the matrix and i think this is an affront to trans culture. anyone wanna have a movie night and watch it?
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i actually love my life u guys. i get a lil sad at night sometimes but all in all it's pretty great. cant wait to have my kids back.
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sometimes when you suggest this to local pride groups they will blink at you like you're insane and then say "it's always great when more trans people are around"
in academia there's this very baseline feminist advice for a guy to never accept a panel invitation if there are no women on the panel. seems a lot of t boys & tme thems need to apply that principle to not taking any gig on "trans issues" that involves no trans women
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purging today. if i dont know you youre getting blocked interact to stay alive (some of you are safe anyway)
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like this is just what i look like man idk what u want
sometimes i think the cïs people at my job think i have like.. idk padding or something on... no, this is just my body sorry
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@tinysquash
@oncloud_e
men are almost never allowed to express their love for each other, or even women that they are not intimate with in healthy ways, or feel that love expressed to them, so they end up feeling really confused, scared, and alone and often cope in very harmful ways
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@lNTRUSlVETHOT
@Blairiteboywife
@FrenchTwinkette
it is manipulative, bc, contrary to popular belief, there are real people behind a lot of twitter accounts and knowing that your happiness makes someone else suicidal is gonna fuck with most people, even if not to the degree it would in a personal relationship.
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