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Does anybody know the long term exit strategy for the clapping thing?
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I’ve lived in this neighbourhood for fifteen years and still haven’t come to terms with the embassy of North Korea being a detached suburban house at the end of the street
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Bet he hasn’t turned it on once
One of my best mates is wearing hearing aids and I have been with him for the last three days and not noticed
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What happened to those drawings of monkeys that people tried to say were currency
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“On the right side of history” has to be the smuggest, most arrogant and banal catchphrase of the moral gatekeepers of the left.
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Bit overkill mate, two metres is fine.
I am currently 17 hrs 08 mins 14 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2020:083:000000:2L)
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These people won’t be happy until the country is grey and sterile
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I’m no fan of Assange, but holding him in Newport bus station is unspeakably cruel.
Julian Assange is being held in "Britain's version of Guantanamo Bay". Despicable stuff
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I feel like I’ve been living on a different planet since October
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Italy famed for its lack of food and coffee
PSA For All Americans Traveling in Europe - Lunch Ain't a Thing
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My six-year-old daughter has invented a device that allows her to avoid an unnecessary conversation with anyone who asks “how are you?”
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Funnily enough I know the answer to this. Old Actonians RFC train next to the embassy. A player once told me they’ve lost several rugby balls to the North Koreans who NEVER return them.
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It must be awful having the politics of another country dominate your discourse
I’m not a Queen-hater but British royal affairs being dominant front page news in the United States represents a remarkable degree of psychic colonization by an empire we kicked out over 200 years ago.
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I’ll never understand why the left struggles to win over the electorate
Poor, deprived seaside towns.
Full of thick, racist, uneducated cunts.
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The “Hamas thing” was over twenty times more deadly than the 2005 London bombings, which I’ve never heard anyone dismiss as the “bus thing”
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Name a character who technically isn't a villain but you consider to be one.
This twat.
Name a character who technically isn't a villain but you consider to be one.
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If I were Starmer I’d only give the bank holiday to England, purely to upset the separatists
#bants
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has hinted at a bank holiday if England win the Euros
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Saying “Britain is bad akchually 😏” is a cheat code to winning the fawning adoration of midwits, it must be such a confidence boost
Here’s the guy who should’ve been elected as the new British Prime Minister.
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BREAKING: Penny Mordaunt becomes the first Splash! contestant to preside over the accession of a monarch
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Does every country have an M4 that’s always closed
Traffic report - If you're heading North on the M4 between Voronezh and Moscow, expect heavy delays due to road closures.
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Buses should simply slam on their brakes to let Little Lord Fauntletwat here coast through London at his own leisure rather than stop pedalling for four whole seconds.
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It’s just impossible to know who to believe: a philosophy graduate who’s “looked at the data”, or Imperial College’s lead professor of infection and immunity.
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If we sold off the state coach we’d raise 50p for each of those children.
If we appropriated Jeremy’s personal wealth, we’d raise 75p.
As the King makes his journey to Parliament in a golden carriage, more than 4 million children in this country are living in poverty.
Scrap the two child benefits cap, now.
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“I’ve sent a racist letter to the Observer by mistake”
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Interesting fact: Jeremy Corbyn is actually 3 sixth form students hiding under a trench coat
Military action in Yemen by the UK & US government is a reckless act of escalation that will only cause more death and suffering.
It is utterly disgraceful that Parliament has not even been consulted.
When will we learn from our mistakes and realise that war is not the answer?
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Rare footage of William’s invasion force landing at Torbay, Nov 1688 (colorised)
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If I’d cared as much as about as many issues as this guy, I’d probably have spent those four year and two elections putting some effort into getting my party into power
What’s “centrist” about keeping 300,000 children in poverty?
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Who among us hasn’t skim-read a CND pamphlet and misattributed a Greenpeace quote to the Defence Select Committee because of toothache?
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This lad gets into more bother in a single week than I have in 15 years of cycling in the exact same area of London put together. Weird, that.
With some relief, back to cycling.
This driver is probably a nice guy, and just needs to think a bit more about his fellow road users.
The guy behind him in the van — not so much.
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This is flipping weird. The phone cable should be visible in the mirror descending from
@BorisJohnson
’s watch, in this official Downing St picture. It’s not. What is going on?
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The Euros reached its climax, the likely next President nearly had his head blown off with an AR-15, and this deluded bellend is still imagining people give two fucks about his boring edglelord oath.
Some people are having a meltdown about my protest before having to swear an oath to the King. Here's my response.
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Dear university students in the United States of America, you are standing on the right side of history.
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I would simply not undertake a car clearly indicating left
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Today, Rachel Reeves announced Labour’s changes to planning and housing - and name-checked a proposed site at Worcestershire Parkway within my Droitwich and Evesham constituency.
During the election campaign I expressed grave concerns about Labour's instincts to make top-down
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My daughter, 6, has just made up a gloriously shit joke while watching the weather.
Q: Which town loves walking their dogs?
A: Leeds.
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Who remembers their first time on crack
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Whilst this is excruciating to watch, Claudia blocked me so… enjoy
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Look at him jabbing his angry little finger, like the least intimidating dictator ever to make it through authoritarian school
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When I was little I’d bawl at the end of The Snowman.
Six-year-old daughter’s just watched it and said “ha, now he’s a NO-MAN” and won’t stop laughing.
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Iranian missiles: friendly banter, bit of fun, basically a fireworks display
Israeli missiles: harmful, aggressive, really quite mean
Genuine question: it was widely reported that Iran's drone strike was calculated for maximum spectacle, minimal casualties (i.e. lots of warning, knowledge of Israel's iron dome defences, etc).
Can the same be said of Israel's attacks on Isfahan and Tabriz?
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Just voted for the independent candidate in Islington North.
I heard he’s alright.
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Remember guys no other healthcare system in the world can handle routine surgery, obstetrics, AND oncology.
It must be left exactly as it is.
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He’s so angry about being labelled an antisemite he’s gone on Hezbollah TV to complain about it
Jeremy Corbyn on his political career as the former leader of the
#UK
#LabourParty
.
@jeremycorbyn
@MoussaSrour
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It’s an interesting question, what would the UK do if the Irish suddenly wanted to speak Irish?
For a start Sergei I don’t think we’d fucking invade, that’s what I think we probably wouldn’t do.
Russia's Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov referenced the English language in Ireland at a press conference following Russia's invasion of Ukraine | Follow live blog:
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Dan Hodges [looking glum] pulls the pin from his Interesting Tweet, carefully lowers it off the wall, takes one last look at it, angrily crumples it and tosses it into the flames
He quietly sobs
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But Rowling didn’t say this. You did.
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I managed to catch a dozen eggs mid-drop as they fell from a woman’s basket in Morrisons before casually handing them back to her like it was nothing, and I swear to god it’s the most badass thing I’ve ever done
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Let’s not forget that before he was crawling around the underground scraping off posters, Piers Corbyn orchestrated a mass protest outside St Thomas’ Hospital as exhausted staff treated dying Covid patients on ITU at the peak of the second wave.
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Calling him “Keith” in 2024 has to be the biggest ick in UK politics
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This is really poor form by Piers, trying to make a confused old man say something rude about his friends like that
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That’s because it’s not about relative power but a man who’s just been stabbed in the face, throat and liver for writing a fucking novel; you repulsive, ridiculous little narcissist.
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Am I doing this right
Oh God. This actually sent shivers down my spine! Is it just me or is this Hitler-esk?
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What’s something that FEELS like it should be removed from the Labour Party but ISN’T removed from the Labour Party
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So weird how Corbyn is popular enough to sell out a medium-sized theatre in Edinburgh, yet the Tories won a devastating 80-seat majority at the last general election.
Just what the *heck* is going on?
Queuing for the “unpopular”
@jeremycorbyn
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Dramatic archival footage reveals yesterday’s evacuation of Sunak and his press team from Sword Beach
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12 Gareths born in England and Wales last year. There were more than 12 Gareths in my year at school.
A disgrace.
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Spare a thought for poor Owen Jones as people deliberately misinterpret what he said to make arguments in extremely bad faith 👎🏼
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@JUSTOLBURT
It’s an unanswerable claim to future moral standing. Apologies if that wasn’t made clear.
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The context of the Nuremberg Code was human experimentation at the hands of Nazi physicians, not being refused entry into Wetherspoons you hysterical freak.
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X-Men: Where Are They Now?
Clive Hodgson, former Raleigh bikes worker and owner of the most complicated haircut in Nottingham.
#BBCFour
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George Galloway’s timeline right now reminds me of Trump’s post-election meltdown. All he needs to finish this off is deploy The Bastani to give a speech in front of Batley Screwfix.
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Congratulations Karl you’ve invented the cafe
Manchester’s first alcohol-free bar, Love From, opens its doors over at Kampus this weekend 🍻🍷
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Too many "I'm not a fan of Galloway, but..." takes.
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Condolences to the poor impulsive sods who rushed to denounce Riley for this tweet, only to fall sheepishly silent after the follow-up
It is not racist for a football team of British Jews to refuse to play a British Arab team because they’re Arab.
They could all be big fans of jihad and it’s unacceptable to expect them to play a game of sport on the same pitch with them.
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Want to say a *massive* thank you to all the activists who danced on the roof of a company manufacturing hundreds of millions of life-saving vaccines at cost, doing their bit to deter any sane corporation from doing the same in the future x
Want to say a *massive* thank you to all activists who came out to protest at Astra Zeneca today in thunder, wind and rain. So much energy, creativity and passion. Very proud - and even more sure we will win this.
#peoplesvaccine
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@ArchRose90
This is a chant that has been frequently heard at pro-Palestinian demonstrations for many years and we are very aware of the strength of feeling in relation to it.
While there are scenarios where chanting or using these words could be unlawful depending on the specific location
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The aftermath of civilians having their throats slit in the street, young women dragged into Gaza in bloodstained trousers, children & the elderly abducted, girls murdered and stripped half naked to be paraded and spat at on the backs of trucks - and he STILL can’t call them out.
'Do you condemn Hamas?'
Former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he condemns Hamas but insists 'obviously all attacks are wrong' when questioned in Liverpool
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Congratulations you have invented the roundabout
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Goodness that is edgy
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Miriam Margoyles is one of those characters whose appeal on this website I’ve never understood.
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