Michael Spicer
@MrMichaelSpicer
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Yes I'm on Bluesky. No I didn't pay for my checkmark.
Kent and London
Joined November 2009
the room next door - Dominic Raab and Taking a Knee
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pm: work from home if you can. a child: ok. pm: not you.
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the room next door - President Trump and the Coronavirus
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3 weeks in and she's lost the markets $500 billion. not saying that's grounds for dismissal or anything but i once nearly lost my job for buying a curry with a company card.
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Half of British television always starts like this.
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the room next door - President Trump and the Test
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the room next door - Boris Johnson Resignation Speech
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Work from home but go to the office party. That’s a real thing that was said by the leader of the country this evening. Merry Christmas.
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One day they’ll be gone. Sure they’ll be writing columns for the Telegraph and publishing tedious memoirs and presenting documentaries about kings and railways but they’ll be gone. The whole relentlessly incompetent and vile lot of them will be gone. And it will be a good day. 🥃.
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It doesn't matter what the PM said at the homeless shelter, it's the fact that someone in his team thought a man worth £730m giving a homeless person a plate of sausages and eggs would be good PR.
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the room next door - Priti Patel and Yvette Cooper
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the room next door - President Trump feat. Boris Johnson. PART ONE
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the room next door - Dominic Cummings. SHORT VERSION
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On June 25th 2019, presenter Ross Kempsell asked Boris Johnson "What do you do to relax?" And in that moment, my life changed forever. It's now my last day at my office job before I embark on a career in comedy. Forgive the sentimental tweet but my god thank you for sharing. .
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the room next door - Boris Johnson and the Kipper
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man calls itv to complain about diversity blm routine
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To any protesters, please remember not to engage in an act of clear provocation with the police such as lighting a candle or not being a duchess.
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[to the tune of ymca]. white man.there’s no need to wade in.I said white man.just don’t even begin .I said white man.this is a talk about race.it just .does . not . app. ly . to . you.
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Spurs have brought on a player who looks like all four Beatles.
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Just watching Tory MPs on Twitter taking issue with Marcus Rashford. Imagine watching a man doing everything he can to feed hungry children and your first thought being "whoa hold on there".
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Why is Matt Hancock staging a comeback and why are the media entertaining it? He is a bin fire of mismanagement and corruption, he’s not ABBA.
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govt ministers keeping a 2m distance from their own backbones this morning.
I know how ill coronavirus makes you. It was entirely right for Dom Cummings to find childcare for his toddler, when both he and his wife were getting ill.
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LORD HESELTINE: don't vote tory. GOVE: I have great respect for you but I disagree. STORMZY: don't vote tory. GOVE: wagwan bruv what u chattin bout n ting lol.
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“I supported the PM until now” says colleague who was presumably fine with the misogyny, lying, bullying, cheating, racism, greed, elitism and general staggering ineptitude and vileness.
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I keep singing Diamonds are Forever around the home and winking at my wife. That way the car mats will be an even bigger surprise.
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the room next door - Rishi Sunak and the Eye Roller
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Just for the record, I've been in the same room as Suella Braverman and she is a thundering volcanic halfwit. She shouldn't be left alone near a toaster by herself never mind the home office.
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wow did anyone else hear him fall as he walked out?
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I can't keep up with this government. Even a shitshow needs an interval.
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white guy: hello I want to make a confession I killed some people. officer: I see, did you get a good look at the person who drove you to this?.
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stop saying stop the boats as if they don't have people on them you grotty shameless fuckers.
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This was the Home Secretary's answer as to why the UK has the worst daily death rate in the world.
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the room next door - Boris Johnson and Bunny Hugging
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Unless we start interviewing Jeremy Corbyn's uncle or Jo Swinson's granny can we stop talking to the Prime Minister's fucking dad.
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the room next door - President Trump feat. Boris Johnson. PART TWO
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Lunch might be the only meal they have for the whole day, that's literally the whole fucking point of this. Only lunch. Fuck you.
“It’s only their lunch. It’s not all meals every day. It’s enough for lunches for a child for a week… usually.”. Tory MP Pauline Latham defends the free school meals policy.
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As a boy Rishi Sunak would print this off and sellotape it to his TV screen.
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The PM could be photographed on a rocking horse, dressed as Stalin, drinking neat gin from a glass sculpture of a food bank and Michael Fabricant will say 'I know some teachers who did that' and that will be that because nothing matters.
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The real scandal is when the BBC didn’t sack their science correspondent who stood within 2 metres of the actual virus.
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I wonder if the person who came up with the phrase 'jumping on the bandwagon' got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.
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I understand the novelty of Channel 4 hiring Nadine Dorries but we need to stop MPs being rewarded for inadequacy. You were a failure, Nadine Dorries. You're deserving of no one's attention. You were a shitshow without an interval. You’re an irrelevance. Go away. Thank you.
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David Bowie Predicts the Impact of the Internet on Newsnight (1999)
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woman: i can't afford to live. man worth £700m: i know how you feel.
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the room next door - Suella Braverman and THE END OF THE ROOM NEXT DOOR
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I think to clear all of this up, Priti Patel should give an in-depth interview. Without too much prep. And plenty of pauses because it helps when I edit.
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Someone has coached Liz Truss to moderate her body language and facial expressions. I understand the ploy to hoover up Thatcherites by appearing icy but there’s ‘icy’ and there’s ‘animatronic corpse’.
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Not that you need me to point this out but if you have a burning desire to be creative and to work in the arts, do NOT rethink, reskill or reboot. Just keep fucking going.
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the room next door - Donald Trump Fact Check Special
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Grant Shapps says face masks will be compulsory on public transport. Also big announcement due regarding the closing of stable doors following a big spike last month in bolted horses.
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Stay alert.Have a barbecue.But make it a small one.Don’t invite Geoff he’s got underlying health problems.Take him a plate of sausages or something later.And a beer .That’s okay probably .Save lives.
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