Karen Carney MBE - (Parody)
@KarenJCarney
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Ex professional footballer. I am now a professional pundit, commentator, and economist. Let's make the world better, for women footballers and pundits. Parody.
London
Joined August 2023
Mary Earps is very deserving of the personality of the year award. Well done girl. I particularly liked when she told a fellow professional to fuck off. Which Lioness will win it next year? Get your predictions in below.
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I am delighted to announce that I have joined TNT sports crew. For expert punditry, analysis, economics lessons, pocket spaces and go 50:50s, be sure to tune in! 😃.
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Many people av been wondering why I aven't been on Monday Night Football lately, and are missing my quality punditry. The good news is that I am still on the roster. I got promoted and av been doing a few more gigs. You will see me soon. ❤️.
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When Southgate asked me for tips for the game I said look, play Saka at left back. Close the pocket spaces. Did he listen? Yes, but too late.
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Gutted for the girls tonight. This just shows that we need more investment in women's football.
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Is this the best goal ever scored in world football? Stunning from Chloe Kelly! Messi take notes!
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@_Grimanditweets Arsenal were impressive today. They silenced that crowd exactly what they should av done. Dyche should look into how Everton can close the pocket spaces better, as Trossard had too much space. I would av gone look, close him down. Don't let him take that second touch.
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Guess who is better. Guess who won an award tonight. 😡 This is why we need more investment in woman's football. Alexia Putellas > Lionel Messi. Ballon d'Or farce!
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The way I see it, just give everyone £150,000 per week for playing ball. Then everyone would be rich and we would all be happy. I see no downside.
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Shout out to Lucy Ward. She was excellent on commentary tonight ARS - PSV ❤️.
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Many football fans have been wondering where I've got to. The good news is you won't have to miss me much longer. I'll be back Monday wiv Gnev and Carra.
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Megan Rapinoe was always very vocal when I lived with her as a 21 year old. Vocal about what? No comment.
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@philh2004 @footballontnt They considered my application and I am delighted to announce that they accepted.
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Listen right. 50% to the men. 50% to the women. What can be more balanced than that? Invest.
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@96LeedsAlex @Jack_T_92 Look. Leeds had a fantastic season to get up. But look at where they are now. Since the pandemic ended they've been strugglers. Coincidence? I fink you are underestimated my analysis.
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Travesty that women footballers are not talked of more. These girls deserve equities and EA PROVES IT. Here are 3 footballers better than Ronaldo.
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Should Emma Hayes replace Sean Dyche as Everton manager?.
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This is a tough choice. No going 50/50 on this one, pick your winner. I don't mind if you pick me. ❤️.
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Bruno Fernandes is mid. And there are many better players who deserves more pay than this one. If u don't think I am right then where are Man U in this table right now? #BrunoFernandes
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I fink we hav a long way to go to give equilities to women in the game of football. Hopefully I can inspire you all to give these girls the chance they deserve. The life they deserve. The money they deserve. For kicking bag of air around grass. Join me on this wonderful journey.
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@ryanj2023 I will be back again next Monday hun. I am sorry but we had the international breaks this week. I will be back wiv gnev and carra. Have you missed me? 😘.
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@markgoldbridge I would av gone look. Give me the 12 point deduction now. Tighten the pocket spaces this season. Dig in. Stay up. Next season go again. What are Everton playin at?.
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@KingBerty1992 @SkySports It depends on scheduling hun but sometimes you will still get to see me on Monday. Wiv Gnev and Carra. X.
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@Anysawsala @FPLPapa @Joey7Barton @ITV Look, what happened between me and Megan Rapinoe is a private matter.
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@xx_zamani We need to see more women in these comparisons. Here are 3 women that are better than both of them ones and EA proves it
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Amazin game tonight. Everton will want to test David Raya. This new keeper might be nervy. Arsenal will want more penetration, to win this one. Like I said it's all about breaking down that resilience and silencing this crowd. Join me after for some top quality punditry. ❤️.
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