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✍️ Professional writer by day ⚽ #NUFC gobshiter by night 👨🏻 An apathetic shitfucker 📣 Newcastle United musings on @nufcblogcouk
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Shoutout to the lad in Rise who held up a picture of Joelinton on his phone for about two hours last night, top work
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Wouldn't it be nice if the
#WeWillNotComply
brigade showed the same passion for fighting child poverty, austerity, our mental health crisis etc.? 🤔
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Joey Barton and Lee Bowyer crushing Sunderland's season, what a joy to behold.
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My absolute favourite sights in the world are:
⚫️ Rafa popping his glasses in his pocket
⚪️ Matt Ritchie wellying a corner flag
⚫️ Almiron running so fast his head falls back
⚪️ Ayoze with his fingers in his ears 😍
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I once bought a Sunderland half-season ticket just so I could watch them play
#NUFC
in person
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Not enough being said about how MINT Tonali was again last night, there's not a blade of grass he didn't touch. FLIES in out of nowhere to intercept too 😍
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Someone take his camera phone off him for the love of fucking god. The entitlement is strong
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This Newcastle fan - and apparent stadium building and meteorology expert - has not taken the postponement well
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Almiron is being ruined in this team. Rafa managed to change our entire playing style by bringing him in, opening us up to play free-flowing attacking football. Steve Bruce hasn't got a clue what to do with him and it's genuinely sad to see
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You’re not welcome at our fucking club
Great to meet with Sir John Hall, a true champion of Newcastle and the North East.
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When you’ve slapped Southampton’s little bitches down on the pitch and in the tunnel, bossed the defence and took the three points 🫡
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Trippier bigging up the lads in his interviews, that's a fucking leader. I love him ♥️
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@JamesMartinTVR
@PolitlcsUK
@thetimes
@ukonward
A man who pays for Twitter criticises people who uses Twitter 😂😂😂
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My favourite thing about that game was the commentators spending 90 minutes doubting Germany then screaming "NEVER DOUBT THE GERMANS" after Kroos' goal
#GERSWE
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Am I the only one who thinks Matty Longstaff shouldn't be going out on loan? He might not start every game but he's good enough to still play regularly this season. Should be miles ahead of Hendrick (and Shelvey IMO) in the pecking order
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Sean Longstaff dropped 1 (ONE) bad performance yesterday which apparently means he’s never been good enough 🥴 Twitter is still absolutely HONKING today I see
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The two Scottish lads next to me in the second half made more noise than most of the regulars did, stop chewing people out because they don’t sound like you 🙃
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Underrated part of this is a journo asking “for which of the three reasons wasn’t it a goal” and Arteta going “is that really the question?” YES MIKEL BECAUSE YOU’VE NEVER TOLD US WHY IT SHOULDN’T STAND 😂😂😂😂😂
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"I feel sick. That's how I feel. I feel sick to be part of this."
An ANGRY Mikel Arteta shares his thoughts on the controversial Newcastle goal that meant Arsenal suffered their first Premier League defeat of the season. 😳
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Jesus fucking christ the next time I watch Newcastle United will be at the San Siro, still hasn’t sunk in
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Mike Ashley has some brass neck to accuse Rafa of only caring about money when he's demanding almost three times the amount he paid for this football club when we've been in near-constant relegation battles under his ownership
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Everyone who is donating to, or raising money for, the NHS is wonderful. But the NHS is publicly funded and not a charity and should be properly funded by the government, not treated as a charity. This is setting a dangerous precedent
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Our friend Ziggy (real name David Bowie) hasn't been seen or heard from in a while, his phone is dead so we're concerned. If anyone sees him, please get in touch!
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Women in football have to fight so fucking hard to be taken seriously - whether that's players, reporters, supporters or anything in-between. But Joey Barton is basically telling men to go after us with his fucking idiocy and inflammatory language. Mint.
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Stan Collymore: Newcastle fans expect too much.
Also Stan Collymore: Newcastle should sign Fabregas.
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Also confirmed with Andy Carroll that he signed for Amiens so he could get here easily 😂
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I am DYING to hear that Steve Bruce has no culpability here and that Mike Ashley is the only problem here. WE CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE PROBLEM AT THIS CLUB EVEN IF ASHLEY IS THE BIGGEST.
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looooool the absolute meltdown from blokes raging about the mere idea of Alex Scott on Sky because a few older, male, and not very good, pundits have got the boot 🤣
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“how did this goal stand, I feel embarrassed, it’s a disgrace”
Mikel my darling they tried to rule it out THREE TIMES and couldn’t find a reason 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Why does ticketmaster let you continually search for tickets if THERE ARE NONE FUCKING LEFT
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No club would be stupid enough to let Rafa Benitez go and bring in Steve Bruce, right?
*nervous laughter*
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I’ve been to Whitley Park a million times when kids have been playing football in literally the next field/pitch over, this is a load of HORSESHIT from Adam P
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Things Matt Hancock wouldn't resign for:
❌ Killing ~150,000 people
❌ A fucking terrible test and trace system
❌ Not supplying PPE to the NHS
Things Hancock resigned for:
✅ Having an affair
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Other people having to go back to work doesn't invalidate his point, and football is a contact sport, how can you sanitise those conditions? Big up Danny Rose ❤️
Wet as you like by Danny Rose . Loads of us going to work now and under sanitised conditions with all being tested he is too scared and it seems the majority think he has a point. I’m done
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Jasmine and I would like to say a big fuck you to Kurt Zouma, the animal-abusing thundercunt
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If you’re kicking about shouting for that little prick Yaxley-Lennon, you’re not doing it for those poor kids in Southport. Opportunistic scum.
🚨 BREAKING: Protestors chanting "Tommy Robinson" have gathered in Hartlepool tonight in response to the Southport stabbings
Cleveland Police: "We're currently responding to a protest involving a large number of people in the town centre."
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Aston Villa haven't scored two goals in a game against us since 2008 😂😭. Steve Bruce is gonna rival Alan Pardew for these absolutely shite stats isn't he? 🤦♀️
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Four years ago I spoke to my mam about feeling upset all the time for no reason and she made me realise I needed help with my mental health. Best thing I ever did. Talk to your loved ones, doctors, therapists. Don't ever stay silent when you're struggling
#timetotalk
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What a fucking massive own goal to have a post-takeover supporter on here, especially when it’s in the small representation of women.
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We are pleased to introduce the members of our inaugural Fan Advisory Board (FAB) following their appointments. ⤵️
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I too took pictures of the sky because at one point it was better to watch than the football
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Don’t wanna be dramatic but this has been one of the best weeks of me life, two unreal
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away days and I became an aunty!
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I’m so glad there are far more happy-clapping match-goers than bed-wetting match-goers cos the atmosphere, in large parts, was class today
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What kind of divvy gets a 6.30am train to Crystal Palace, simultaneously a class and terrible away day, on their birthday?
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Shoutout to our bus photographer for capturing half the gang with their eyes closed 😭
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Anyone who said they’d willingly pay more in that NUFC survey is a scab
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Caused an absolute headloss on the train for calling out homophobic chanting ✌🏼
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What REALLY blows my mind is that Ashley gave Steve McClaren £80m to spend but he won't give a Champions League winner money
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Reminder that Jamaal Lascelles was an absolute SENSATION yesterday, what a performance man
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If you're throwing a hissy fit about rainbow laces, feel free to stay away from the match today.
We don't need you.
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Smacked on the heed with a ball, one of me cans exploded in my bag, hit the deck trying to get down from Trafalgar Square monument. UP THE MAGS
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I've been trying to avoid it but honestly, if this takeover happens, it couldn't happen to a better club and fanbase than us. We've watched billionaires pump money into the likes of Wolves and Leicester when we've got so much more potential.
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- the crowd didn’t “turn on Howe” at ANY POINT today
- it’s still really wrong to chant the name of a player you think should replace another player on the pitch, no matter how bad they’ve been
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Newcastle fans turn on Eddie Howe before dramatic comeback in Luton thriller
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Underrated moment was them all pelting back to restart after making it level. Very Arsenal 4-4 vibes and excellent attitude
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