Paulina Mitelsztedt 🕊️🇺🇦
@PauliMdt
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Brand strategist, comms theorist, 👁️of the🌪️ in comms chaos🌩️. Pro-🇫🇷sarcasm. Anti-🌍cynicism. 🇪🇺🇵🇱🇩🇪, resident of 🎾land.
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Woman in a café: This drawing took you 5 minutes.
Picasso: No, madam, it took me my whole life to draw like that.
It didn't take 21 weeks.
It took our whole lives & the lives of our grandparents. 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' was released in 1937.
Amazon Prime took 10 years to reach 50M subscribers (2005-15.)
Netflix took 7 years (2007-14.)
Disney+ took 21 weeks.
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@MoNilsson12
@heimbergecon
And you challenge the elites by being conservative? Do you understand the concept of being conservative? It means exactly not challenging the social order.
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@rchlltrmn
“cats’ knees bend the other way round” — my 7 year-old niece
Can’t contradict her logic 😁🧠🤓
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@emilykmay
Why would sm like to hang out with ANYONE who ridicules the things you like? Anything not one special thing? If they do, they clearly don’t get you?
They don’t have to get it, but to mock it?
Why do it? For the pleasure of self-sadomasochism and feeling lonely when accompanied?
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@JessPected
That’s not true. All research confirms women spend MORE on their family than men. Men might tell themselves a nice story, but in practice are quite selfish with their money compared to women.
So no, women don’t just work for their comfort or to purchase independence. They share.
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@TennisDegardin
@MerThomp
@PutintsevaYulia
@JasminePaolini
@usopen
@TheTennisLetter
@andyroddick
@BenRothenberg
@josemorgado
Then it’s your sign from the universe to expand that world, you clearly need one.
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@nwilliams030
I'll spare you reading D. Goleman👇from whom one learns lots of great things, but not a v precise answer to that question.
High emotional intelligence is NOT empathy and/or agreeableness. It's understanding what a mood really is. Your mood and moods of others.
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@CsabaSzekely7
@PeiBasque
@TerribleMaps
No one in Poland is “triggered” by this. It’s nothing controversial or insulting.
What people are definitely triggered by is “do you speak Ruzzian? But you understand it at least?” No and no.
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@AnnOlivarius
It’s the usual “normies don’t know what real role play is” argument
As dangerous to sanity as labelling “people with kinks” as “vanilla”. Same strategy of disguising abuse as fun.
Exactly like P Diddy and his “freak out” nights which were in fact rapes.
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Bumble is the ultimate proof men completely don’t understand what women are about and what their challenges are.
The winner in it all? E.l.f beauty. Things will only change when women are CEOs and it’s women who don’t validate this 🐂💩
Male CEO-pleasing campaign is a genre.
Bumble need to fuck off and stop trying to shame women into coming back to the apps.
Instead of them to run ads targeted at men telling them to be normal.
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@VeryBadLlama
Very poetic way to go. Halifax soil = Japanese high-speed train for dead people. Sounds like a fast track to eternity
I was looking forward to be disposed in the sea, hopefully to be eaten by a whale and to have a post-mortem whale of a time, but Halifax sounds like much more fun
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@NoetheMatt
All sorts of root and cruciferous veg, many we stopped eating, and other plants and berries we now consider invasive or uneditable.
You can’t imagine it precisely because they were replaced by the New World plants.
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@oldenoughtosay
I literally had THIS discussion irl with a know-it-all right-winger who was all snarky about me saying “history states things based on historical sources”. I got a “yeah, right!” from them, a person otherwise INTERESTED in history. I was speechless. What do you even say to that?!
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@40PercentGerman
💯that and
Cognitive empathy = thinking from the perspective of others, especially when it includes taking their vulnerability and challenges into account, drive them mad
It makes THEM feel inferior, bc it’s a skill they don’t have
Superiority complex is inferiority complex🥸
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@priyasanger
@libertarianesqu
@buitengebieden
‘Your dog woke me up at 4am’
‘Oh, that’s a pittie!’
Is how it goes unpunished😁
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@thombodytolove
@TheHyyyype
go nuts! is there anything weirder than how cashews grow?? and am I the only one who sees an angry Super Mario Mushroom?
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@DaveKeating
France, a defender of multilingualism? Where did you read that?
France wants a world in French. They’re not hiding it.
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@PHShriver
She did not scold. She reminded the fans to behave like fans. Last time I checked, it didn’t involve sabotaging the players during rallies.
She did the right thing. This is Europe. Paris is not NYC where noise is normal, bc ppl can’t tell the difference between 🎾 and 🏉.
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Belgian fry, holding hands on her hips, because someone called her French AGAIN.🤣🤣🤣
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who knows maybe phones will be able to translate from one language to another, it's pure speculation
@BrianRoemmele
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@maxseddon
Putin: Nationalism is a drug
Also Putin: Everything will be fine unless everyone talks like a Russian, thinks like a Russian, walks like a Russian. Any resemblance to real Russian nationalism is incidental.
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@jjainschigg
@mpongotwit
@khoidaooo
💯 normal. I once talked to a French person who complained Germans talk fast and glue words together. I had to explain to them that German doesn’t have liaisons, so who’s the one glueing words. Frenchies really don’t see it’s unnatural in most languages to say les amies as lezami
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@FionaBowler
You’re keeping him? That’s the most wholesome story in the history of this platform, and fish that fell from the sky was a strong competitor
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@40PercentGerman
As “most German thing ever” as kilts are the most British thing ever.
Am I right or am I right?😎
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In the Deutschland Ticket debate no one looks at the gym membership argument:
If people get the DT, but rarely use it, 🇩🇪 Railway is making money on people who keep the DT for casual hop on/off flexibility and an occasional weekend trip.
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Das 49€ Ticket kostet mit 1,5 Mrd. Euro den Staat nur ⅓ des Dienstwagenprivilegs, ¼ der Pendlerpauschale und ⅕ des Dieselprivilegs & dennoch verweigern Lindner & Wissing aus Kostengründen die weitere Finanzierung, während Mrd. Euro an klimaschädlichen Subventionen für den
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@thatvtguy
@Rick_in_ICT
@BenFranklinStan
@Lynette2163
@susanbordson
@OlgaNYC1211
@NYCEllieD
More like silent panoptic approval “if you post sth against Ruzzian interests, we’ll know. And we have nice windows”
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@AurorasBlog
@seeshespeak
@AfterDinnerCon
“Cute colloquial way” is a great way to describe most old-school clichés. The problem? Most aren’t that cute, just old-school.
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🇬🇧: So pretty much all the perks of the 🇪🇺, without admitting we’re European, because who wants that 💩 when you have a superior British Empire identity
🫠🫠🫠
Is that all?
Maybe you'd like to sleep in my bed and have the car keys and the telly remote too?
What
#rejoinEU
needs to do it focus on what Europe wants.
#Entitlement
#ExtrawurstGro
ßbritannien
#LeCulDeLaCr
émiėre
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Live dangerously, don’t preheat your oven 🤣
German slang for a wimp:
6. Warmduscher (warm-water-showerer)
5. Zebrastreifenbenutzer (zebra-crossing-user)
4. Rückspiegelpolierer (rearview-mirror-polisher)
3. Backofenvorheizer (oven-preheater)
2. Schattenparker (shady-spot-parker)
1. Sitzpinkler (sitting-down-pisser)
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@Shiinsoo
@khoidaooo
Europeans don’t smile at strangers. Even in Spain or Italy randomly smiling at people is just considered slightly creepy. We just don’t feel the pressure to signal good intentions to random strangers for no reason at all. We assume basic mutual respect and that’s it.
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@neldonax76404
@Der_Parrot
Oh yeah, we don’t have that in the Baltic area. Nope. No sea. Just a ginormous salt lake.
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Interesting twist on "two wrongs don't make a right": Two people don't make a tiger, but three... do make one.
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@DavidJRichardss
@stefanauer_hku
It’s a linguistic process invented by a German linguist Luise F. Pusch specifically for German language.
This article is from Austria.
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@_JakubJanda
No need to investigate, Gerhard Schröder did not hide his intentions, nor his Gazprom salary.
And it says a lot about Germany that he didn’t face ANY consequences, he wasn’t even kicked out of SPD🤯🤯🤯
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@JakubKudlacz
@MerThomp
@PutintsevaYulia
@JasminePaolini
@usopen
@TheTennisLetter
@andyroddick
@BenRothenberg
@josemorgado
Even if she were, any tennis player can catch a ball while talking.
A pro does it without thinking.
She’s just being inconsiderate and rude.
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@Dontstopbelief
@HabibKhanT
@KDelacourt
Yes, you can spread awareness. It starts with fighting indifference
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@jessicadefino_
makes so many great points in this article 🧠💪🏼
A must-read if you work in/with the beauty industry
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@Mikel_Jollett
@Nicolas_Colin
It's being a woman who is serious about her career. Numerous stats show women are considered as less professional and less credible when it comes to perception of competency. Ask Christine
@Lagarde
about her experience.
"Nothing for granted". Welcome to our world.
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@AdamCSharp
Oh wow! Didn’t know that existed! Should be a global day off! They are the most perfect stories ever written. Even if my list of scariest things on Earth is still 1. Groke 2. Groke 3. Groke 4. Where did Snufkin go this time
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@raalcom
And now implying that Poland is claiming Germany should “go away”, when NS 2 was all about having Poland go away.
Classic “I accuse you of what I am doing”.
No one is making anyone go away. Germany should just admit it empowered Pootin in all sorts of ways. It’s a fact.
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@WhitlamsBerlin
It’s a wall protection used in all 🇪🇺 cities since medieval times to protect the wall from carriages, and esp their wheels.
That’s why you also see many on corner buildings.
Plenty of urban planners explain it on tiktok, but I forgot what it’s called.
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@bruceclarkprof
@content_grinder
Advertising is NOT marketing. Never was, never will be.
AI will not ever be able to pull off a Don Draper, because Don was an ad man, not a marketer.
I will never get tired of
@davetrott
explaining the difference.
And of joy of being a business school dropout either.
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@bloo_piece
@haxegons
It is natural when you’re re fully bilingual. It’s a skill like any other. It’s just funny that so many French people expect natural fluency in French from everyone with what they offer in return.🙃Lack of self-awareness doesn’t even begin to describe it.😅
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@maxledaron
Since the closest translation to "wrap" is probably "emballé", I'd absolutely love to order "One wrap svp, I like my food all excited". It'd be one of those franglais jokes no one gets.
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@HumansExplained
... or with this heuristic you might find all humans have the same name: "Noooooooooooo!". It's excellent news, because it's easy to remember.
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@elonmusk
'Xmas in July' has never been more accurate
@TeslaMotors
' Model 3 to be delivered on Jul, 28
#I
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@drhingram
In my twisted head, if my department’s gallery had an extra Cillian, I’d have thought someone is paying a tribute to Murphy’s law as a great philosophic discovery and Cillian just looks sexier as a spokesperson for it😁😁😁
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Decentre men, and you will read this as an incredibly empowering story on female resilience and great things that happen when we stick together, ladies.💅
Interesting piece on Huberman, the Emperor of Science-ish Optimization and Supplements
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Says a lot about Brits that they couldn’t even use an English word “plunder”, but rebranded their “activity” with a word which had no meaning to them
enter the English language was the Hindustani slang for plunder: "loot."
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@drsimboli
@serenawilliams
If you are Parisian you don’t go to eat at the Peninsula. It’s a place for international guests. You seem like such an expert on luxury hospitality, Ellen.
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@FarangisN
@schradie
@peterfrankopan
And how much time needs to pass so we can move from "vous" to "tu".
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@skrodolies
@MusicLover_555
@germany_iam
The editorial premise of this account is cultural variety in 🇩🇪, not current events in 🇩🇪.
And there is nothing regrettable about it.
Heaps of journos you can find on this platform, if you’re interested in the latter.
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@BlondeHistorian
This explains why there are so few blind women in public spaces. Whenever I see blind people outside, it’s uniquely men. Blind women must be so sick of this horrible treatment.
Thank you for sharing!
We all have a responsibility to stop being blind to this obvious injustice.
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@Magnus_Bishop
@JulienHoez
You really can tell a Russian troll when they all repeat the same untrue argument, copy-pasted from the same book of forest wisdoms.
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@kokinakkis2
What are you talking about, the man is literally reporting what he’s hearing in the courtroom, how is that defending
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@Labour_Campaign
@giulio_mattioli
🇵🇱 has much more WW2 trauma than 🇩🇪, was on the receiving end of 🇩🇪trauma, and yet there is no culture of ordering other teams around. I always used to say to my 🇫🇷🇵🇱colleagues: stand your ground, 🇩🇪 don’t even realise they’re ordering you around. To them it’s “universal order”🤷♀️
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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy
@LottieHistory
He certainly is pushing the girls towards her. He is telling them to go now. This is deliberate.
Any normal person would do the opposite: tell small kids “now’s not the right time, wait a couple of minutes and then it’s alright”
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@Kantrowitz
It shows:
1. how greedy Amazon is about their shopping data
2. where the real revenue is
3. Amazon's intention to be the next advertising giant
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@SusanDavid_PhD
1. Breathe to change the colour of your emotions (also when you need more energy, it’s not just used to relax)
2. Real integrity is hard, but done right it serves well as a compass and brings a lot of inner peace ( and that one I learned from you, Susan🙏)
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@TallbarFIN
Such a Ruzzia move: first take millimetres, Then say “you didn’t say anything! I thought you liked it!”, then take kilometres and “de-nazify” the rest.
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@Clint_Davey1
@andyinsdca
Yes it was, because for the first time in history two mathematicians and a logician had an idea that maths can be used to break a machine code. It seems obvious now, but apparently using maths in cryptology was a big innovation and a brilliant thought 💡
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😁😁😁😁Not only would “Danger Sausage” be a COMPLETE sellout in 🇩🇪, it’d also be an important cultural bridge, as we get to learn what Black Pudding looks like.
Answer: super scary.
Are your children much into self-publishing?
@40PercentGerman
A collab?
Anyway, bought a comic called ‘Danger Sausage’ from a little kid who was selling their home made comics on my street.
£1 well spent, I’d say.
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When tech is more harm than good:
Millions of people spend hrs on this app, only to end up complaining “hours of learning X language and I still don’t know anything”.
The problem? They weren’t learning.
Duolingo = great marketing, horrible waste of time
Duolingo is a fascinating study in consumer "education."
The app is fairly useless for language learning* but is wildly popular.
88.4M Monthly Active Users
6.6M Paid Subscribers
$530M in FY 2023 Revenue
$93.7M in FY 2023 EBITDA
The kicker? $8.4B market cap.
2x bigger than
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He just makes everyone ashamed of 🇩🇪. Constantly. And some twat wanted him to carry the German flag at the opening ceremony at the Olympics
Who is stupider Zverev or the people who put him forward, hard to tell
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@40PercentGerman
It’s not unique to the speed-limitless autobahn.
It’s applied in Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, Luxembourg, Poland, Slovenia and Switzerland.
My point: you don’t have to be a speeding freak to understand saving lives. It’s even called “life corridor” in 🇵🇱.
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Stunning! You would not believe HOW MUCH that street was always jammed with cars. There was always a traffic jam there. Now it’s just evaporated!
The transformation of Paris is astounding. Rue Duphot—once jammed with cars—is now a bustling bikeway.
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@IAmDougLewis
@thedrunkenclam8
I have a scenario for you: comparing luxury hospitality management to a flower shop is like comparing a socks shop to a high jewellery boutique.
It’s clear you have never been to any of the Peninsula hotels and know nothing about their standards.
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@henrybreadstick
He probably, and paradoxically, was so focused on surviving that he didn’t ask himself any useless “can I really do it” questions.
He had to be hospitalised. Literally surviving.
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It’s my fave work hobby to send clarifying email to Brits.
They HATE it.
The whole British “we’re ambiguous on purpose” communication strategy is too often there to hide incompetence at work and passive-aggressiveness in private life. It’s just useful.
I wonder how many people write emails and then actually read them back thinking “hmmmm I wonder if the person receiving this is going to have any clue what my point is or what they actually need to do” cos I’m guessing it’s only like 5% of the work population
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🤣🤣🤣 but also the accuracy of this insight and line
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@SusieGvilla
@StoatlyL
@dots_jenny
@BarbaraRich_law
@JournalistJill
Of course we believe you! About what he did and the he denied it. It’s so consistent with how men are socialised: to constantly refuse *any* accountability. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
I’m sorry you had to go through it. Your resilience is admirable 🔥
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@ShakeLS
My Parisian host mum was a manager at the Ritz. She knew Diana’s driver. She said everything he was accused of was lies. People do disappear in this family in circumstances that cannot be explained by anything else than maliciousness.
I really hope she’s ok.
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@AdamMGrant
Hands up, this little thing from Paul Arden I got from my teachers in design school. And OF COURSE there's a chapter on how it's ok to be wrong❤️❤️❤️
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@CharlesHaroche
Prague, Madrid, Stockholm, Vienne, Salzburg, Dubrovnik, Rome, Porto, Cracovie, Split, Séville
J’aime Paris, j’aime les Invalides, ses 🐇, et ses couloirs secrets où les touristes n’ont pas accès, mais il n’y a pas que Paris dans la vie.
Plein d’endroits sont à couper le souffle.
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@dino_andreani
ok, two sources:
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@sbkaufman
's 'Transcend' - it's sooo good! psychology myth busting excellence💪
so it turns out that passivity is our DEFAULT response and we have to learn how to navigate the not always accomodating reality with a belief that you influence it
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Carfree and carefree Berlin: Wish streets looked like that every day🤩😍💪
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@vinceflibustier
@hugoclement
Si un parent laisse un enfant se balader tt seul dans le train, on a un problème plus grave que le chien.
Un adulte responsable ne laisse JAMAIS un petit avec un chien. En voyant un chien, il va agir et contrôler l’interaction.
Mieux vaut un tweet aux parents, peut-être ?
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@Der_Parrot
It was like that for centuries until Prussia, Russia, and Austria dismantled Poland in 18th cen.
People learn 200 years of European history and think that’s all there ever was.
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@tinaleeinberlin
And that you think that your rights are separate from the rights of foreigners and crossing the lines for the newcomers doesn’t mean crossing the lines for other groups.🤯 It’s really as if antisemitism happened in some other country during ww2😳
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@StudyofWombo
@DarbraDawn
💯💯💯Great questions! Seems like someone who blames and puts responsibility on others for their own immaturity, attachment issues and emotional shortcomings. His rationale for his actions is so suss?
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@TheoLaubry
J’espère de mon côté que vous allez voyager plus. Vous allez être étonné de voir combien de villes en Europe sont belles.
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When a man says something “philosophical” like
Plato and Marx both had ideologies
I ask him a question, he blurts out some form of “YOU would know”, I tell him I have a top uni diploma in it, and he continues his initial nonsense, zero shadow of doubt to be seen😐
True story.
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@NowW_MoreCheese
@JessPected
💯💯💯There’s research for that.
Just like all car insurance companies have numbers that women are also better drivers. The supposedly superior male competence.
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@HarrietFL
It’s an ad by Edeis, the operator of Tours Val de Loire and other 19 airports in 🇫🇷
💯 has a big budget, it’s a holding. Clearly can’t afford a translator tho🤣 “To be consumed in moderation” ended up as “will be able”. Good one! 🤣
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@khoidaooo
@LaSpatule
That’s not true. Do say bonjour always, it’s never too much, so it’s always a plus, and consequences of not saying it can be big, some people get really rude.
Most people say it, and I don’t think people with zero basic manners should be a benchmark for your cultural immersion.
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