Tom Watson makes joke about Boris Johnson inhabiting ‘Love Yourself Island’.
John Humphrys smugly corrects saying, ‘I think you’ll find it’s just Love Island..’
and then adds
‘..unless you renamed it deliberately..’
Yes, John. It was a JOKE.
HELLO!! ANYBODY THERE?!
#R4Today
Well. For those of you who were keen to see the next instalment of Danger Sausage…
I was snuggled up in bed (early train to London tmrw) and heard something drop through the letterbox…
So, here we have a one-pager backstory for Danger Sausage and Black Pudding, plus THE SEQUEL.
Found a photo of me and my boyfriend from the ‘80s in Yorkshire.
(I was having a bit of a blonde phase at the time).
We were together for 7 years.
I’m off to his funeral on the 19th November in Wakey.
John Humphrys: ‘Was he (Stephen Hawking) cut some slack because he was disabled?’
Yes, John.
He was talking and writing utter bollocks.
But because he was in a wheelchair, loads of people called him a genius.
#R4Today
Gregg Wallace’s son
My Saturday
Lovely time with mum all day apart from when some bald bloke appeared for 90 minutes going on about Total War and not sweating.
Ruined the day.
Marvelling (yet again) that my Russell Hobbs toaster doesn’t actually fit slices of bread into it fully and you have to turn them so the other end toasts.
Nice one, toaster designer person 👍🏻
Daughter: If you could have any famous person read you a bedtime story, who would it be?’
Mother: It would be a Welsh person. Maybe Cannibal Lectern. You know, him from Silent Lamb.
CANNIBAL LECTERN.
Wow. Have just woken up to start getting ready for work and there’s been so much love for the ‘Danger Sausage’ comic overnight! ♥️
Will try to get around to responding to everyone 🙏🏻
Someone on my street took this picture just now in mid downpour.
The rainbow ends on my house. Just waiting for the gold now. Cheers.
(Pic by Helen Goodwin).
Haven’t been able to say before, but managed to bag the job that I wanted after many weeks of wondering, efforts, anguish, waiting and several interviews.
This is one of those storylines where I’d like it wrapped up really soon please. Thanks.
Kirsty howling at the sky.
Philip and Gav shuffled off to prison.
Blake and his other horse friends set free and housed.
All by May. Yep.
#TheArchers
Loving these pictures of Coronation Street women in Majorca in 1974.
(Bet Lynch won the holiday in a Spot the Ball competition. I won Spot the Ball once and bagged over £30k but that’s another story).
I don’t understand why it’s not technically possible to have two or three remote actors talking to and with each other.
If remote podcast hosts can speak with each other and it be playable, why not actors?
As listeners we’d forgive inferior sound quality for that.
#TheArchers
This film I’m watching on BBC1 is so shit.
Nothing’s really happened and the lead actor looks permanently fucked off.
It’s all set in a church and the dialogue’s piss poor.
Half of the lines are being read off bits of paper by the actors.
Props to the costume dept though.
Off to hospital for an op this morn. Been waiting around 3 yrs for this. The Ms are going to look after me when I’m home (up to 3 wks). If my posts become v. odd, it’s the after-effects of general anaesthetic and the painkillers. Probs won’t notice any difference, to be fair. ❤️
By way of a distraction from the threat of nuclear war, I’ve baked a batch of Latvian piragi for my family. 🇱🇻
(They are bready parcels filled with bacon and onion. The piragi, not my family).
I was literally just tidying my room and found a whole bunch of photo albums. Had no clue this pic and others were in them.
Funny how stuff happens, eh?
First waking thought upon getting out of bed: ‘I cannot WAIT til I am getting back in bed tonight.’
It’s this kind of thrusting dynamism that’s got the country where it is today.
A year ago today I ended a relationship with a massively toxic individual (Willem Harvey).
I could write a book, honestly.
This evening, I am going out and will very much celebrate the splendid anniversary with some people who have never, ever let me down.
❤️❤️❤️
Dear Tom,
Apps are expensive.
People selecting what they want in their veg boxes is stupid. You could be left with loads of the stuff no one chooses.
The scale you operate on is madness for both of the above ideas.
Love from Keri.
P.S. Your brain is a turnip.
#thearchers
A lovely thing happened.
Daughter signed herself up to an org where she’ll go and spend time with an elderly person in their home to have chats and keep them company.
She was matched with a woman and they met for the first time today.
All went well.
Meeting 2 is next week.💫
People merrily renovating whole houses on Instagram from wrecks to perfection whilst here I don’t have the wherewithal, time or energy to touch up the skirting board that’s been unsightly for years is feeling slightly imbalanced. Anyone else?