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Fan of rain delays, MTOs and long advantage sets. RTs are ironic; opinions are correct. Botfather @servebot3000 . I hope that fish eats you. #bamos he/him

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For those of you not watching the Djokovic hearing, this is the most dramatic moment so far
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I want to see what instructions they gave them for the photos. Was it like "pretend you just got arrested for tax evasion"?
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Olympics photos are now on the official website 😅👀
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Not quite...
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Farewell, Sam
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If you liked post-puke Jannik, you're gonna love post-fart Jannik
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Interesting from Petko on what it's like playing Serena vs Naomi
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Coco Gauff on IG live. Says food is fine, room is fine. "I don't have any complaining to do. "
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Alcaraz: [62 matches in a row winning at least one set] Goffin:
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Happy pride month from the WTA
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Clearly they need to settle this the traditional Scandinavian way: Ruud invites Rune over to his house and then makes him wait in another room while he eats dinner
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Cat 1: Medvedev Cat 2: Khachanov Cat 3: Rublev
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6 years
Great Moments in Tennis Graphics
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3 years
This should settle the debate about whether Alcaraz is more Djokovic-like or Nadal-like
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2 years
This event is really missing Stan Wawrinka. No one got the Miami vibe quite like he did
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2 months
I really hate final set tiebreaks. Matches like this should end 31-29 at 4am as god intended
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4 years
So Dimitrov continued giving sweaty bro-hugs and refused to get tested even after feeling sick, Novak skipped town without getting tested, Thiem is traveling to 15 different countries to play exos and Zverev is lounging around in coffee shops instead of self-isolating...
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2 years
The caption and photo choices lol
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4 years
Tennis players: *hit more than two slice backhands in a rally* Crowds:
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1 year
Did they do this deliberately?
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@TennisTV
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🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 @carlosalcaraz will face @DaniilMedwed in the 2023 Indian Wells final!
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Yulia Putintseva when her opponent hits an unforced error
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5 years
Three years since Gael Monfils greatly improved the US Open match clock with a flying kick
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2 years
I just remembered this video of Ostapenko riding a horse through deserted city streets at 1 in the morning
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2 years
What's a weird tennis thing you sometimes think about? Not anything major like Novak being deported, but just something that makes you go huh ... that happened
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happy World Penguin Day to everyone and especially to @keinishikori
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2 years
Wimbledon banned Russians because it would have been awkward for Princess Kate to present one of them with the trophy. But I'm sure she'll be fine with giving it to someone charged with violently assaulting his girlfriend
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3 years
I don't think you really come of age as a tennis fan until you've watched Su Wei casually dismembering your fave
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First Dasha and Penko, now this. No one knows how to hold a grudge anymore
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Watching world #6 Holger Rune & #5 Casper Ruud from close range in a practice match for the #nbo23 Toronto
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???
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11 months
Brad Gilbert tagging a gay porn account while trying to tag one of the Beastie Boys is peak Brad Gilbert twitter
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3 months
Sport is so weird. Like athletes put so much effort into getting into peak condition and obsessing over tiny details. Then some dude casually wins one of the biggest tournaments with an ABSCESS on his TONSIL, feeling like shit and barely able to eat or breathe
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andrey about his sickness
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2 years
Just reminded that Laver Cup blocked everyone who mentioned the zverev allegations. That tournament can stay in the bin
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1 year
Happy Valentine's Day
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2 years
Murray vs Bublik reminds me of that Wimbledon when he faced all the nutso players in succession
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6 years
Naomi Osaka is the US Open champion. Goodnight.
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Med: "Hubi is one of the kindest guys on tour. I am definitely not."
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When Danielle Collins does retire she should replace Steve Simon as head of the WTA
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5 years
If Dominic Thiem is a "dark horse" at Roland Garros the term has officially lost all meaning
@SI_Tennis
SI Tennis
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Six dark horses who could make a deep run at Roland Garros
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David Goffin being responsible for prohibition at Roland Garros was not on my tournament bingo card
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Carole Bouchard 💜💛
2 months
Also no more alcool in the stands on courts will be allowed.
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Grigor losing to Nuno Borges when everyone was predicting him to make a deep run is the most Grigor thing ever
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2 years
I think Carlos Alcaraz should show up at the Nextgen Finals and beat up on all the other kids just because he can
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1 year
Well why shouldn't snooker have a clay season
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Out Of Context Snooker
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I’m lost for words
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2 years
This says far more about the culture of the ATP than it does about Tsitsipas
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James Gray
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Kyrgios on Tsitsipas: "The circus was all him today. He's got some serious issues. I'm liked in the locker room, he is not." #Wimbledon
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He'll never be Marion
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Ann 🦩
1 year
Some interesting bh work with marcos at the boodles practice courts the other day 🎥 camprice99
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Back to see his bestie?
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@AustralianOpen
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📸 @Louis_Tomlinson has arrived 😎 #AO2024
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Up Open final preview
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Stef trying to blend in at Eastbourne
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Enough Sun puns! The Lulu Sun fanbase shall henceforth be known as Delulus
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2 years
Not sure why people are being snide about Rybakina's nationality. Agree or not, the point of the ban was to stop the glory being claimed by the Russian government, not to punish any individual who happens to be of Russian origin. ...right?
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Roger posting boomer facebook memes, Andy insulting everyone, Novak offering holistic remedies, Stef trying to start actual conversations and getting ignored, Cam trying to get the others involved in crypto schemes, Rafa keeps accidentally starting video calls, Casper: ☑️☑️
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Olly 🎾🇬🇧
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Casper says that Team Europe has a WhatsApp group Wonder what the dynamics are like 😂
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Update: Daria Kasatkina and Sacha Bublik will play mixed doubles at #RolandGarros
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Me voting "Thiem in 3" in all the polls despite knowing full well Novak will demolish him
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Watching Kerber vs Wozniacki
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Watching tennis.. 😂
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"one hit wonder" but make it tennis
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Kasatkina: 3 bagels in 3 matches Men: 0 bagels in 127 matches
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Tennis Bakery
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Incredible stat 🤯 #Wimbledon 2024 is the first ever men’s grand slam in open era history to not have a single 6-0 set scored. 125 matches played 0 bagels scored
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I'm starting to suspect that this might not be the actual Roger Federer DMing me at 3am on a match day
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Casper what's wrong babe? You barely touched your post- Wimbledon clay 250
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lol Rune passive-aggressively whining about being put on court 5. Never change, Holgie
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6 months
Maybe Holger and Emma should set up some sort of coach exchange and recycling scheme
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Olly 🎾🇬🇧
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🇩🇰❌ Holger Rune has split with Severin Lüthi, who joined his team in December 2023, due to not being available to accommodate Holger’s full schedule. Rest of the team, including Boris Becker, remains the same as was in Australia.
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You said we're just friends, but friends don't know the way you taste
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1 year
This was the same day???
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out of context parks and rec
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The series finale of Parks & Rec aired 8 years ago today. ♥️🌳🐴
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Hubi on what he likes about IW: "There are a lot of palm trees around and I like palm trees."
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Now do purple clay for the tennis
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Paris 2024
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The purple track 💜 No more red-brick clay color, our Olympic & Paralympic track is going purple for the first time ever in the Stade de France. This new one is supplied by Mondo, Official Supporteur of #Paris2024 . Records are made to be broken. Hope this track will help ⚡
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choose your fighter
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Poor Medvedev. Loses from 5-1 up and now has to support Tsitsipas if he's to have any chance of making the SF
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Poor Mo Lahyani, I wonder how he's coping with not being able to overrule anything
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God the 2016 Olympics were a ride. Puig's run, the insane Delpo matches, Brown's injury, Bellucci QFs. Bacsinszky getting a medal because Hingis broke Hlavackova's eye-socket down MP, Madi and Sloane's joint snapchat account, Paire getting evicted from the athlete's village...
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My favourite thing about this exchange is that it's the last time he ever talked to her on Twitter
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Shelton 5-15 at ATP level since Australia with no consecutive wins. For all that people (including me tbh) want him to succeed, transition to the main tour is not easy
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Incompetent but well-connected man fails upwards, news at 11
@DavisCup
Davis Cup
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4x Davis Cup champion Feliciano Lopez has been appointed as tournament director for the 2023 #DavisCup Finals 🤝 Read more 👉
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US Open letting their roofed court sit empty for three hours when no play is possible elsewhere
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Since we're talking about "looking fit" again 🙄🙄🙄 worth going back to Kasatkina's comments on ideal tennis body shape
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Naomi's probably getting more media attention for announcing she won't do press than all the RG press conferences combined
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Lengthy applause for Simona's DF from the fake crowd. The disrespect
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Stay mad, Britain 😙
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Naomi on her goals: "To do better interviews, and stop saying 'um' and 'like'."
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🧵🎾A Guide to Tennis Media📝🧵
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2 years
I keep thinking about this. Probably the most traumatic match of Stef's life and to Novak it's just another Sunday
@RelevantTennis
Relevant Tennis
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Djokovic forgot he faced Tsitsipas in a GS final 💀 🗣️"I know Tsitsipas, the most experienced guy out of all of the QFs. He has played already the final stages of a GS quite a few times, but I think he has never played a final" Q: "You beat him in RG" 🗣️"That's right, my bad!"
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@chris_eubanks96
Christopher Eubanks
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That was THE GREATEST POINT I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE 🤯🤯🤯
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Stan and Donna now both have experienced the awkwardness of St Petersburg trophy ceremony as runner-up
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Pablo Cuevas
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naz
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There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S.
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2 years
2:23 am in London and sources confirm he's still sitting there
@tumcarayol
Tumaini Carayol
2 years
Brutal, brutal scenes on Court 17. After nearly four hours on court, Alejandro Davidovich Fokina gets a point penalty on match point deep in the fifth set tiebreak after hitting a ball out of the court. Vesely has left the court. ADF is still there.
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Rublev apologises not only for letcords but also for hitting the lines and his opponents' bad bounces. No doubt the result of years of trauma at the hands of Medvedev
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Like Casper Ruud running for a drop shot
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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic
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veinticinco puta madre
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@Madison_Keys
Madison Keys
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I was confused and thought they were booing too. They’re chanting “Rune” #USOpen
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lmao this has clearly been eating away at Holger for months and Stan's just like "and you are?"
@TennisTV
Tennis TV
1 year
STAN SURVIVES! @stanwawrinka outlasts Rune in a ROLLERCOASTER to pound his way into R4 in #TennisParadise !
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Penko wins a giant smoke detector
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Tsitsipas when his opponent is about to hit a shot
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2 years
Nobody seems to be entertaining the possibility that Naomi Osaka genuinely just got sick and can't play
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2 years
By the age of 30 you should have 22 major titles, a golden slam, 377 weeks at #1 and be retired from tennis
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Not Stefanos posting a pic of a bunch of expensive gadgetry and calling it minimalism *again*
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5 years
Third time in four years...
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4 months
Always interesting to see players like Tomic still grinding away in challengers and ITFs. Maybe at some point you realise playing tennis is all you know how to do
@ATPChallenger
ATP Challenger Tour
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Bernard Tomic is in town 🏙️ The former World No.17 banks his first Challenger quarterfinal of the season with a 6-4, 1-6, 6-4 win over Huesler in San Luis Potosí #ATPChallenger | @TennisAustralia
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fwiw I think Kyrgios screaming "fucking retard" at someone in the crowd is a lot worse than throwing a chair
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