Katy Perry's Boobs
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platonic boob posting. please do not sexualize.
Joined July 2024
What a STUPID website you have @elonmusk you claim that people only get suspended for probable criminal activity yet look at stuff like this. What a joke. You and your fat comptroller Linda are basically ugly STINKY PATHETIC communists and your website is SO DUMB I WANT TO DIE.
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@alyssaleann You shouldn't have to preface things to preemptively defend yourself against people who feel the need to tell you they don't care. There are plenty of people who do care, even if many of them are not as vocal as the others. Just write for them, and don't worry about the rest.
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@nocertainlynot It has always been about control. To deny us the choices they have. It's okay when men are able to fight natural urges like this. But if we can, then maybe we aren't dependent on them anymore and that scares the bottom tier, who only had dependence to offer us to ensnare us.
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@jules_su New accounts are basically in there half the time with some kind of probation period or whatever it is they use to score accounts. It makes the new user experience really bad. Because the timeline hardly even shows you other new or small people you can interact with anyway.
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@8chabard The difference is that the next plane you try to catch hasn't just been given the heads up about you in the Plane GC.
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@vocalcry And he used to be Spider-Man. So she has a natural in with a bunch of rich nerds later. It's a real power move for her.
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@bluemax_x @PopCrave The Bible itself keeps releasing new translations and versions all the time even thousands of years later. Talk about greedy.
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@agentofchaos427 @bimbosummit Cysto-Urétrographie Mictionnelle (French: Urinary Cysto-Urethrography).
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"Hit me with your best shot. Why don't you hit me with your best shot?"
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Noted Alpha Male @ElectionLegal after coming home from conversion camp.
Britney Spears in recent Instagram post:. “Single as f*** !!! I will never be with another man as long as I live !!!”
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@Smug_Homeslice I don't know, but @electionlegal is easily the straightest straight person ever. His heterosexual man love for female women will be studied for centuries to come.
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If gay was wrong, God would simply have altered the dimensions of either the penis, or the mouth and the anus. If you think he makes mistakes you are an atheism.
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God forbid artists be able to make music for their fans whose "time has passed" too. Your time will come, much sooner than you think. And if you got your way, on that day you'll be like "I wish my favorite artists hadn't retired so early. I can't get into any of this new music."
Sometimes it’s okay to just retire from music and know your time has passed.
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@hollowearthterf Modern physics has stagnated for thirty years because it is still a male-dominated field, and they cannot accept this.
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A teenager was mauled to death and the comments are just full of people making jokes about the "man or bear" meme.
Teen mauled to death by bear in front of boyfriend while on hiking trip
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@t0rez_J @TheCinesthetic M. Night was also a victim of his own success. After a few of his movies you end up "expecting" a twist and so you're watching one of his films looking for the trick. So he's left with only playing a meta game on your expectations. Might have been perceived diff without his name.
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The amount of loser men who were shaking with rage because it was funny when Joker got raped lol.
The amount of ugly women who think men want to rape them is incredible.
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Did you guys heard about @ElectionLegal? omg you guys know NOTHING lol. He recently achieved his one dream since young of getting 50 THOUSAND followers. And you? Maybe only thing you did 50,000 times was masturbating to Internet pornography of some pizza delivery gay and his dad.
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I am eating Indian food from my local Indian restaurant run by a small Indian businessman. He came to this country legally and told me that he does not want to vote for Joseph Biden because he came here the right way. He faced many challenges. And stared Indian racism in the eye.
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@gdelujo @Samantha1989TV I studied under @ElectionLegal, kid. He taught me the ways of pure heterosexuality. Don't let my boobs distract you. They are there to remind me every day how much I love female women's breasts. Sometimes I will just stare at them for hours and imagine that I am getting a boner.
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@happy_mcneal @ElectionLegal I heard he is now in a loving committed relationship with his female life partner. But his relationship with her boyfriend is STRICTLY platonic and for scheduling reasons.
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Happy Than𝕏giving everyone! Today I'm thankful that the good people of this platform protecting us from having to see women's bodies.
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@ElectionLegal Perry, while you are well versed in being able to relate to the homosexual gays, given that all you have to do is invert everything about your Alpha Male nature, you may be out of your depth when it comes to Swifties, and you might need some assistance. Let me know if you do.
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I wish I could just press a button and it just replied SHUT UP YOU STUPID FAT HEAD to every post on the timeline even the nice ones.
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@nakata86 @TheCinesthetic I was in Melbourne one time when I was a kid and Stephen Curry was outside the casino smoking and I was talking to him and then some security guy escorted him away and was like "sorry kid we have to get him back inside because he's nominated for an award." It was very cool.
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@Fellow_Human @squirtle_says He sacrificed everything for his family, yet his son refuses to go into the family business. Instead he went to a liberal arts college where he learned about climate change, and he told his father that he will only run the restaurant if it serves carbon neutral lab grown chicken.
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It's all fun and games until somebody online infiltrates your real life through this unreal place, doncha think, bestie? There's a war going on, kid. But not in some ancient desert. It's happening right here, right now, on X dot com, the world's greatest microblogging platform.
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@McNolf @hollowearthterf Your greatest achievement is that you get to jack off to Katy Perry's boobs?.
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@credenzaclear2 "If I can't be the one to make you happy, then I will be the one to make you miserable," said Resentment.
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@dumbbitchcap This website is full of anxious nerds. They don't drink, or go to clubs, and they have to go to bed early because a philandering podcaster told them that they need to get up at 7:22am every day to view sunlight, and drink a kale smoothie, or they won't become their best selves.
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Why do we even need a President? We're adults for God's sake, we can govern ourselves. The boss doesn't even do anything anyway. Strutting around the office, making sure we're not playing Minesweeper. Walks up to you, asks "what's all this?". It's Excel, Joseph. Microsoft Excel.
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@Fellow_Human @squirtle_says He came here with a simple dream. A dream of sharing his grandmother's recipe for butter chicken with the people of America. His mother and father told him he would never be accepted. That they would never see him as American. But he said "dammit, I happen to love this country.".
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69 was about sex. It should be stricken from the math curriculum and just went 67 68 70 71 it's no big loss just made sure the arithmetic problem was not something like 100 - 31 if you took some care and attention as a teacher it's not even necessary. But you just joined union.
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Communist Notes attacks America's greatest patriot.
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I don't understand why I find slipping on a banana peel so funny, can anyone explain the science behind it?
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Which way Western Man?
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POV: you are about to click into a bunch of posts made by real humans who have been de facto censored by a faulty machine moderator which polices the speech of the citizens of the virtual town square that is hailed as the sole arbiter of truth and free speech on the Internet.
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@dumbbitchcap Mine just gets paid off automatically each month and I never check it. They could be cheating me.
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@xenovacom How is it going to change it? And also, forever? So if it changes it for the worse, there's no going back?.
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@xarophti @alyssaleann X (formerly Twitter), and more broadly the Internet, are parts of "real" life. That's why you used something like LOL, to indicate that you are laughing in "real life", while using this website (which again, to be clear, is a part of life, and can affect other parts of it).
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@animalologist ngl I was hoping this was fiction because you're such a wonderful writer that I sort of felt a bit conflicted at being able to take a kind of pleasure in reading about something awful that actually happened to you.
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Kids rebel against stuff. The latest youths are the first to see their parents addicted to smartphones, so a bunch of them are opting out now that they're older. Just like atheism was cool for people and now that reddit atheists are parents, their kids are getting into religion.
The kids are joining running clubs, buying “dumb” phones, woodworking, rocking Walkmans, joining supper clubs, etc because their lives have been swallowed by digital black boxes, and in this moment of uncertainty (tension re: war, AI, climate), they crave tangibility. It’s simple.
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Anti-woke and woke are basically the same thing at this point. We should have DEI reparations for white men so they can overcome the past injustices against them. How else will they be able to compete with those who had privileges they didn't?
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@Cain_Unable They didn't used to be. They used to be the leisure class. But now a bunch of them have been tricked into thinking that getting into politics or being a tech merchant is the highest goal. Heartbreaking.
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me and who?.
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"ok kids welcome to finance class. today we learn about compound interest. now, forget this formula. look at all those letters. probably each one is a new type of homosexual gay. SICK. USD. only letters we need. no fancy liberal pinko commie terrorist math crap like al-qaeda."
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Cookies Crumbling - Cookie Monster ft Oscar the Grouch
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@_masterofwolves I feel like they're gonna keep making it worse over time for non-premium until some alts will then just be useless.
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The reason the next generation moved away from Facebook wasn't because the platform itself is inherently worse as a medium for connecting with others. Its because moms and dad were on there so it wasn't cool anymore. Your grandkids will not think Elon Musk's 69420 memes are cool.
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This was a good post maybe deserved 10,000 likes but you are all so dumb and only liked a picture of Donald Trump or some prostitute drinking a mimosa.
If gay was wrong, God would simply have altered the dimensions of either the penis, or the mouth and the anus. If you think he makes mistakes you are an atheism.
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I am an alpha male. I will never apologize for it.
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No one wants to say it, but all of the atrocities where millions of guys died horrifically are downstream of the fact that we made so many guys. If it was just half a dozen guys having fun in the savannah, the trolley problem is void. There's no one there to pull the lever. In
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No, we're not. There will be some minority counter-cultural movements that will do this and people will find this fashionable for a while, and drop in and out of it, but it will not characterize the next age. These movements always pop up, but when it comes to dumb phones,.
I'm calling it right now: abstention is the next big thing. Sobriety, celibacy, digital minimalism, dumb phones, religion. The age of hedonistic hyper-consumption is over. We're moving into a new and peaceful age marked by moderation and self-discipline. I can't wait.
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When you send a post, you're naturally communicating with the future. Maybe far into the future, if the post survives long enough. The only question is, can the future communicate back to you?
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aww bestie, you blocked me? but i thought this place wasn't real? can't be too careful i guess. lot of weirdos on here, unreal though they may be.
It's all fun and games until somebody online infiltrates your real life through this unreal place, doncha think, bestie? There's a war going on, kid. But not in some ancient desert. It's happening right here, right now, on X dot com, the world's greatest microblogging platform.
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