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@justalexoki
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3 months
also, i LIE like ALL THE TIME JUST FOR FUN
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3 months
if there's anything you need to know about me before reading my posts it's that I'm DUMB like legit STUPID
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we need to set them up with real accounts and teach them to post, imagine the monkey subcultures on instagram it would be so good dawg
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Here's a video of a Chimpanzee using Instagram. It's eye-opening.
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max out your charisma stat. int isn't anywhere near as important. max out charisma first. be a charismachad not an intcel
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YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM THAT HAWK TUAH AND SPIT ON THAT THANG
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what is going on here
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@justalexoki
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this is the future of education
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why is there no $100k phone? you mean to tell me all these billionaires have the same options, for the thing we all use the most, as me?
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chat is this real
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@anpaure i don't think we ever will, not because llms are hitting a wall, but because this is simply peak greentext
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@justalexoki
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why does this plane always get so many likes, literally a banger every time
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@thechosenberg cooked him lmfao
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@justalexoki
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rolls royce, the car company?
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The Rolls-Royce Micro-Reactor will provide reliable, autonomous energy solutions to multiple markets. Providing zero-emission power, our advanced nuclear technologies support many global Net Zero targets, solving energy dependence across many industries.
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@justalexoki
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THE FOUNDER OF EPIC GAMES IS SYDNEY SWEENEYS BROTHER ???
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🆕 @TimSweeneyEpic (Sydney Sweeney's older brother) has started following @BigTechAlert
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wait serverless applications run on WHAT??
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@thechosenberg deep criminal, let me just steal his money and see if i get away with it
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@NoContextHumans anyone not going for B needs to be on a watchlist fr
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@justalexoki
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@AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH oh my god "saying i belong to the sewers, not her" oh my GOD
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@justalexoki
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2 months
what do you do to not end up here
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terminally onλine εngineer 🇺🇦
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looking at the code i wrote 5 months ago
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@justalexoki
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he's doing it
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i can do anything there literally isn't a single thing i can't do
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why does it look like a gpu
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Gigantic fans are now being installed at Giga Texas for Tesla's new data center cooling system. This new data center will house 50,000 Nvidia GPUs for FSD training. Video from Brad Sloan:
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@justalexoki
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i fucked up my repo so bad
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@justalexoki
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how do you explain that it's always asians? are their genes just legitimately superior?
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The US just beat China in the Math Olympiad. A great win for the country and immigration and proof that individuals can overcome poor public education
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would you hire this guy?
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@squirtstain resentment that turned into a rock hard pp found myself screaming in the gym bathroom
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@justalexoki
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wife finding my "models" folder and getting visibly upset until I explain and then she gets even more upset that she married a fucking nerd
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how do you explain this
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@jjjjjjjjojohohn can someone PLEASE explain what's going on in the image
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@PeacefullyStill ok this whole thing finally makes sense because there's no way that many guys actually like working on their car
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@BasedNorthmathr I'm just waiting for the first n word to drop
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@jjohnpotter this might be it actually 😩
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@justalexoki
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ok so i got like a year to become incredibly cracked in ml with ~2hrs/day to spend any tips?
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🌐 🇺🇦Mar G-O 🏳️‍🌈
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@vanjajaja1 yeah ok this makes sense where do I buy people
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@noncontextreply @thechosenberg that's a lot of context for a no context reply guy
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i owe lex an apology. i wasn't really familiar with his game gotdamn
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just use your free will
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chat is this real
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how tf do you defend against this?
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@coldhealing ok somethings up
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@hgggrA unless there's a reeaally good explanation, yeah
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love the guy but this is just the shittification of twitter played out in real time
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@riotpyres bro please i can't take it anymore
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> nope, nothing yet. he just keeps tabbing between neovim and x dot com the everything app, tweeting about "locking in".
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@sillygoofyetc yeah like she wouldn't she just say so
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peak vampire physiognomy
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ok what the hell is this
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@lordofnothing69 @jjjjjjjjojohohn honestly still don't see it unless she's a vacuum or something
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@growing_daniel @LabGrownNeet daniel working overtime to fix the repopulation issue
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@visakanv it's not about the jazz man it's about them
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@thechosenberg i've had some granny work wives ngl, they funny as hell
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@DeveloperHarris the balls are keeping us young
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@ettesalveregina unbelievably based mother
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this video is fucking art
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prepare anon, they have arrived
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@ludwigABAP seems he's tried talking to her multiple times but idk, what'd you do in this sit
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wow 0,02%
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sorry but this is cope, hard cope i really hope they release the real gpt-4o soon
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anki bros in shambles
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this guy is the only thing standing between you and state mandated mandarin lessons btw
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if you're so smart why haven't you fixed your sleep schedule yet
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@conditionalZep1 this man is microplasticced to the core
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@thechosenberg five times w a shotgun??? sounds like he enjoyed it dawg
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@coldhealing holy based
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@sebby_builds imagine the first big monkeyfluencer
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Hello @growing_daniel . I am not attacking, I am describing. You hide behind an anonymous, pseudonymous attempt at an account; which, if I so desired, I could deanonymize very quickly using the LLMs designed by Sam. You are the worst kind of person on this application. You will
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you're zapped back to the early middle ages. is there anything you could share with them to accelerate human progress? you have nothing but your clothes with you, no tech, no books, nothing. everything has to come from your mind
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@jstock37 >asks the impossible >would be nice
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this is how dedicated you need to be about everything
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can anyone please explain why there are so many gay feds
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It's Friday night at the Pentagon. Gay bar attendance is way down, pizza ordering is way up. 👀
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@indif4ent at this point i honestly don't care
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@___frye @Duderichy no you have to pinky promise
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@thechosenberg bro discovered preteens
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ngl prime been working overtime on his boomer hater vibe lately
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in hindsight sama absolutely fucking cooked him right here
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@Al_Geero could be it actually
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@sporadicalia I've been thinking a lot about how a more dense language must have immense secondary effects. English does feel like it's slow and wasteful at times, like we could've optimized it a lot
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@growing_daniel if you spoke this into existence i will never forgive you
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you are a normie to someone
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if you're so smart why aren't you smarter?
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@Evil_Mog Bobby tables grew up and decided to keep the family tradition going
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INTELLIGENCE IS COMPRESSION COMPRESSION IS INTELLIGENCE
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@hot_girl_spring very weird, must be physics related
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>wake up >hot as hell >go to make iced coffee >put ice in glass >glass literally explodes >go back to bed gm
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@lainsoykaf appears we're also worse at everything
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kinda fucked up how if ur toothbrush is too hard your gums will start receding and then there's nothing to do to fix it
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@dobjormin okay ❤️ yay ❤️
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macbook >>> any other bullshit you're coping with
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lowkey the worst screenshot I've seen in my entire life
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its not a $1.8M domain its the best PR investment made so far in 2024 the earned media alone will be worth $5M
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@vxunderground i need everything on networking in this format
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zuck is e/acc confirmed
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the sonovabitch did it
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China has Chinese Uber, Chinese Google, Chinese Twitter, Chinese Amazon, Chinese DoorDash, Chinese Slack, Chinese self-driving cars, Chinese ChatGPT, and so on. China is the only country in the world besides the U.S. to have a remotely comparable software sector of its own.
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@growing_daniel @elonmusk the bots, much like ads, are actually adapting to your online fingerprint daniel
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apparently you can just not open twitter all day and get a shit ton of work done
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@thechosenberg the kids aren't gonna eat the strawberries, they switched to another thing for some godforsaken reason
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