lil clip of me rockin 'emotional bachelor' with
@futureteensusa
! i love to tour and to rock and to teach fun british slang to americans. perhaps u want me to do these things in ur band also?? send me a message if yea
by no means an original take but some of the responses to the mitski phone tweet really highlighting how fandom trains ppl to think of artists as products they have a right to consume, and not human beings they’re in communion with
i think the “haha he’s bad at sex 😂” stuff when misogynists tweet stuff like this misses the point. these men do not want to be “good” at sex - they do not view sex as a reciprocal experience of intimacy and pleasure, because they do not view women as human beings
i might get real religious and start an ambiguously christian emo band and release three records on tooth & nail between 2003 and 2008 before starting an acoustic solo project and wearing wide brimmed hats and discussing my complicated relationship with faith in interviews
sheer quantity aside, it’s really funny that swift has tricked everyone into thinking playing songs from all of her albums is a groundbreaking idea. that’s just. that’s just called a setlist.
when tate tweets something like this it’s a rally to his followers to normalise rape and sexual ownership of women. it’s a dogwhistle. you’re not Owning him by taking him at face value
thinking about this especially since the big thief show i saw last night which was honestly one of the most human-feeling live music experiences i’ve ever witnessed
matty healy is introducing taylor swift to 90s post-hardcore as we speak btw. he’s like this is united by fate by rival schools. and she doesn’t care. she does not care
@evryprfctsummer
max lives in tel aviv and has made some fairly “both sides” posts about the current genocide. adrianne has also said cancelling their tel aviv show a few years ago caused enough conflict between them to almost break up the band
this is my friend robbie! he is the most genuine, kind, loving and goodhearted person i have ever known! he teaches me how to be a good and true friend every day! i would be so much less if i didn’t know him! and it is his birthday!
i love how vague the mad men episode descriptors on prime are. they’re all like ‘peggy has a problem. roger meets a client. don gets a reminder of his past’ yes babe that’s all of them
tv characters who i know read pitchfork:
- kendall roy
- jess mariano, lane kim, rory sometimes
- jeff winger
- oz from buffy (but more of a stereogum guy)
- stan, peggy and ginsberg if they had pitchfork in the 60s
what the fuck do you gain from bringing up old tweets, that robbie already apologised for, that are not related in any way to the topic he tweeted tyler about? try engaging with what he's saying like a normal mature person instead of turning it into a bullshit game of gotcha
now i've had some time 2 reflect, here's the official cavetown/gbvhs tours dumbass ranking:
mel: -45
simi: 0
robbie: 0
gabe: 5
tom f: 20
me: 100
tom m: 450
if i showed up to see an artist i like and they ONLY played songs from their newest album i’d be SO PISSED!!!! does taylor do this regularly? do all popstars do this regularly? that’s a scam!!!!!!! demand better for urselves swifties! unionise!
don't rly know what to say about pitchfork and the state of music journalism other than i love writing about music and reading about music, and it sucks so bad every time it gets harder to do that
thinkin about how big sean had a verse in a fall out boy song in which he said 'hell yeah i'm a dick, girl. a-dick-ted to you' and that was just kinda allowed to happen. we all just kinda stood by and let him say that
this one feels huge for me! my biggest byline yet and so much work went into this. for my
@billboard
debut, i investigated why gen z on tiktok are getting so into riot grrrl, and what that might mean for the future:
Like if you think we should normalise peeing and pooping. Its a totally normal human thing to do and people who choose to pee and poop shouldn't be demonized for it in my opinion
New culture, new rules.
#FamilyGuy
will no longer make gay jokes that are deemed as politically incorrect, after producers admit that those lines are unacceptable for today’s audience.
in 2022 i want 2 write ur artist/album bio! i've written in billboard, nme, mtv and more; i'm quick and reliable, i care about what makes ur music special, and what's more i'm hot. dm me about it!
had a dream that super mario is a very rich man but keeps all his money in change inside his trouser legs. his signature move is snapping his legs together so you can hear it clack