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Me: So you see, "LabGrownNeet" is counter-signaling. Im demonstrating confidence that ppl sense Im actually a career-chad
Robin Hanson: You're not using "counter-signaling" correctly.
Me: Ah yes - Ive been meaning to correct you on this. Words actually mean what they sound like
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Gf has savant-adjacent memory
I drove us under a bridge and she said "oh, so it is toll free." I was confused so she explained that she'd wondered aloud about this bridge to me 3 months ago when sitting on my roof
Later that day, she remarked "wow, again?!" after seeing a woman
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my sister: look at my daughter's eyes!! look how cute. look at the...uh...slant...
me: the positive canthal tilt
sister: (looks it up) how is there a word for that? how do YOU know that word??
ive said too much. the jig is up
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@plume__
she's right. 20 minutes to the gym is too far. you don't want working out to be a pain.
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gf: white ppl cant squat. ill give u some private coaching 😏
uber driver (enters the convention): it's genetic. asians have short femurs
me: yes.. *traces her femur* so small, so dainty
gf: lets compare femurs
uber: yep, mine are really long. its why my squat is so terrible
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@RookieM2_
@PopBase
last week ms rey had a concert in paris and the streets were flooded by women dressed like Euphoria
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@Carmewlla
@kristoferthomas
This is not necessarily true even for men with a standard flexibility quotient. Saunas often have multi-level seating like a ladder. So if one sat upside-down with feet resting on an upper level then they could have worked in parallel.
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"prob very few 13 yos would have that as a dying wish"
it's official. even a sex worker that became the world's top sex researcher doesnt get it. women just do not understand male horniness.
lol how is this porn brained? do you think ppl watch porn and go 'hell yea now im gonna tweet a moral quandary'? idk how these ppl think porn works lol
and prob very few 13 yos would have that as a dying wish. Luckily this is a hypothetical. I know hypotheticals can be confusing
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@jayCMkay
adderall will do this to people without adhd too. it's why so many people take it illegally as a productivity booster.
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Get a bidet
Let's say pooping takes you 20 minutes. A bidet shaves it down to 5
At 3 poops a day, that's 45 minutes a day
11 DAYS A YEAR
What would you do with 11 days?
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@nbouscal
much of the dating discourse focuses on initiating a romantic relationship instead of being a better partner. but i don't think that's shortsighted. they're focusing on the part of the process that they struggle with.
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@Ant_0103
In this context, DMV stands for DC/Maryland/Virginia, not Department of Motor Vehicles
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@kenthecowboy_
You live in Louisiana! The whole state is one big conversational pvp zone.
Although tbh uber drivers are the only reason I know anything about Seattle. Yall are plugged in
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@shaggysurvives
This bit transformed society
(I actually think its rehabilitation is part of a more general backlash again social justice thought)
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@mister_shroom
@vazserox
@LinkofSunshine
I noticed there's no stripe for the gays currently being killed in Chechnya. Or the gays killed in 1940s Germany. Or the Iranian gays. Surely there's a way to be inclusive to all of these groups
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@growing_daniel
ive basically only had protected sex. (ime no one uses birth control.) are you exagerating 👀
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@ESYudkowsky
Can any of the "charge more than worth" people explain? Surely someone is expecting more, or at the very least equal, value, otherwise they wouldn't buy?
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@RichardHanania
"Are you threatening me rn?"
"I'm not threatening you."
"But you just tore down a poster!"
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@Aella_Girl
Answering for other antidepressants:
Everyone enjoys the ketamine afterglow.
Low anxiety, happy people should try Wellbutrin and yeah, they'll probably be happier.
Happy men enjoy the increased drive from testosterone boosters.
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@HughHoult
@Nick_Cerveza
?? this is obviously false. just think of how many kids genghis khan had
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@BecomingCritter
surprised no one has pointed out that it's stupid to imply office work isnt real work. this concept comes up periodically and its never justified.
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@Aella_Girl
fascist is not synonymous with authoritarian. the right-wing reactionary populist part is important. it's just a distinct cluster from other authoritarians like pinochet or stalin so it's convenient that it has its own label
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@MehdiMovies
@Seamus_Malek
It's actually clever because the in northeast China they add R to everything. that's his joke
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(don't read this if ur tripping)
in college a friend and i once bought lsd from the same guy (separately). i was busy that weekend, but she took her's. she had a psychotic break. it genuinely ruined her life
2 weeks later i was like, "...i already paid for it. might as well..."
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@WeftOfSoul
@ostensiblynil
it works both ways
her: i want a chest like this. how did you do it? what exercises?
me: bench press. i actually do 3 variations [describes them] wait this is probably boring, right?
her: no, it's really interesting! i want to know more. but it's hard to understand w/o video
me:
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@thechosenberg
once we hit 40, you just gotta lean into it. criticize us for not hitting diamond in league
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@billyhumblebrag
that western europe hasnt collapsed into a pile of rubble is a testament to how good most people are
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@wanyeburkett
Nothing about the tweet has anything to do with the concept of souls.
It's saying that Americans are fortunate. North Koreans aren't.
Nothing incompatible with a materialist model of the world.
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@BootsPlatypus
roko is implicitly comparing social justice advocates to nazis. this is expected to annoy the sj advocates. but richard, a famous neo-nazi, is the one that got annoyed. it's an absurd reversal of expectations
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@fjonn
@Carmewlla
@kristoferthomas
thanks! it's nice to find a practical use for the training i received at MIT and La Sorbonne
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@user84829272
I think a lot of this psychological. Like yes, some workers will be more lean while still having good forearms. But there's also just something vaguely disgusting about the gym to many people. Feels unnatural or narcissistic. Someone chopping trees is a much more romantic image.
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the guy in the middle, a neo-nazi, is irritated by the comparison!
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@zeta_globin
i researched this thoroughly! in seattle, living on a boat is more expensive than renting an apartment.
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@XGavinMcInnes
@dieworkwear
he looks awesome?? ur right about the pants though. not a fan of cuffs
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@BecomingCritter
the premise also seems straightforwardly false. the people that get burnt out are typically the people that work long hours.
there's a subset of burnout that matches the pattern you describe and it's interesting. but it's not the typical burnout scenario
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@chinesegon
I've played Among Us with all sorts of coworkers and the Chinese women did terribly. When it came time to lie, they'd just kinda grow quiet and wait for death.
Small sample size, tbf. Plus they were entry level SDEs - skill strongly correlated with job level.
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THEY FOUND HER
Help us find who stole the painting from the Bet on Love afterparty.
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@Aella_Girl
Really starting to internalize how fucking casually people read tweets. Zero appreciation of the lore. No sense of history.
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@thechosenberg
It's really nice hitting on a person that has explicitly confirmed they're open to being hit on!
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my friend says she doesnt wear bras because she's modest. her breasts are large. so bras scoop them up and place them perpendicular to her. which makes them more salient. she's A/B tested this using cat call frequency
i know she's messing with me, but her logic is flawless
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i get why yall enjoy trump. but chris christie was the greatest. people focus on his 1-liners, but he was at his best when lecturing teachers on why he was taking away their healthcare. sublime verbal fluency. it's like asmr, but it actually works.
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@skooookum
great show! i suspect they went a little overboard at the end. "oh no, people are relating to him. we need to make it absolutely clear us writers dont approve of him by cranking it up a notch"
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Don't tell people you're going to minecrxft them. Even if both of you are in on the joke, Twitter isn't. Mods are the dumbest people in the world.
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@Alkibiades_
The Ehestandsdarlehen did not pay for the mortgage. It paid for home goods (like furniture). It was an interest-free loan, paid back at 1-3% a year.
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@56919C
You did them a favor!
i know we're all based, anti-school chads, but if we're going to have school, then health class should cover finasteride/topical anti-androgens. i learned about them from my older brother, but im pretty sure most people just click a hims ad after it's already too late
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@JaneWalerud
@snowmaker
That was legal. At the very least it was much less obviously illegal than than the companies mentioned in the OP.
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@RichardHanania
massive whitepill that gates ignored the blackmail and that she was a bridge player.
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@Duderichy
In college, my buddy explained that this is exactly what he wants. No kids. Just a stay-at-home wife.
Idk, he seemed pretty cool to me. Very fit. Some lucky lady is going to be psyched.
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@harry_taussig
no, it's not typical for groups to match the population at large. my gym is 90% men. my office is 90% men. history groups are 90% men. it's fine and normal.
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@nickcammarata
while he has some haters, scott alexander is as close to universally beloved as it gets
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seattle makes more sense once you realize its population consists entirely of people that moved to seattle and then didnt bother leaving
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@eigenrobot
bostrom's book has a section on effective eugenics. instead of raising kids to adulthood you shorten the feedback loop. you take stem cell derived gametes, select for an iq biomarker, extract the embryo's eggs, and repeat. 100s of generations of selection before you make the kid.
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@Carnage4Life
older doctors basically take the 200k all the time. except "nothing" isnt an option so instead they work 2 days a week. but they'd take nothing in a heart beat if it were an option. do yall just not know normal rich peope?
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@primalpoly
she had this bespoke, analog note-taking system that she developed in complete isolation and ignorance of the online note taking community. it had extensive notes on etymology/language, history, and mythology and shortly after showing me this she ghosted 😫
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@NLRG_it
no content moderation, but you can ban anyone you like for $500 (the banned person gets half)
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@shinjik35195761
@wanyeburkett
if luck were incomprehensible with causality then no one would could ever be described as lucky. we call someone fortunate when factors outside their control lead to good outcomes for them.
you didnt pick your ancestors. you had no control over their actions. you're fortunate.
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@MrAtomicB1
The problem there isnt MAID, it's the homelessness. The video implies his dr is wrong for being willing to sign off, but that's not the actual problem. He said himself he'd prefer death to homelessness so if you take away MAID and force him to be homeless it's not an improvement.
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@BecomingCritter
im glad twitter brought us together because i dont understand people that are extremely into food. my mental model is that yall are slightly high all the time
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@ESYudkowsky
@jeffreycider
Actually his friend donated fan art on his behalf as a birthday gift
I'm pretty sure I remember him saying that and this tweet backs it up
@QiaochuYuan
I’m just riffing b/c I had so many exactly similar experiences to yours. My name is HPMOR, which I read as it was written, as a birthday gift! So it’s fascinating to me how your takeaways and the impact could be so different.
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@goblinodds
hey goblin, does your bf read your replies?? just asking bc im planning a fun surprise party
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@kenthecowboy_
Common advice
1. Stop joking about topics that make ppl uncomfortable
2. Remove politics that make ppl uncomfortable
3. Stop discussing things of disproportionately male interest
Result
You're now the same as every other meetup. And its still mostly dudes. But now they're boring
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@thechosenberg
The context is sad, but a workout followed by ketamine is objectively a good time
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@metakuna
I once worked at a place that enforced this and I still get a thrill of Doing The Forebidden whenever I write a method that simply does what I need
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@acesounderglass
alcohol -> domestic violence -> bad family life -> all sorts of problems? would be hard to verify
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my gf used to live in the building my ex lives in. it's not an apt! it's a single family home.....
what
WHAT
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@shakoistsLog
One of my best friends growing up later became a flat earther.
Him: Have you seen the UN flag? It's *right there*
Me: But if they're hiding it from us, why'd they put it on the flag
Him: Hiding in plain sight 😌
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Bidets require great willpower. It's easy to go from pooping 3x as fast to pooping 3x as often.
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