𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
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Director of Rizzonomics | @HyacinthAudits | Takes artistic liberties with reality | NFTs | Crypto | Ideas | @versandlukas podcast | pronouns: king/master/sir
Austin, TX
Joined March 2011
I need more information. how the fuck you steal 2-3million wings? no school has that many wings. she on some oceans eleven type shit. the heist of the century.
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you notice theres never "good character" "honest" etc. on these lists.
My ideal man:.- 6’0+.- Good facial bone structure .- 120+ IQ.- Deep voice.- Funny.- Assertive.- Cowboy personality.- Income > $130K. (Optional).- Ivy League educated.- Old money.
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this is why he was caught lackin. goofy ass.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria posing as a mummy in Cairo, Egypt, 1894.
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It's a low level enemy with a speed and strength debuff. You can ignore them like the ghouls in New London Ruins.
There’s a Fentanyl addict at the top of the stairs at the Broadway-Lafayette stop with a F*CKING BATTLE-AX in his hand. 🪓
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It's really annoying to learn the 12 days of Christmas song is literally all birds. Idk why I didn't notice this before. The golden rings and maids milking are nicknames for birds. He's a fucking bird autist.
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The Trump Rogan episode is actually kind of insane when you think about it. I just realized we have never seen a presidential candidate unedited speak at length before.
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oh the whole world is learning about Black Hebrew Israelites. New Yorkers been hearing this on the subway for 40 years lmao.
Kanye West supporters praise kanye and the holocaust & also praise Hitler
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This is actually a deep rabbit hole. I've been saying this for awhile actually. It's the basis of being "objectified." The subject-object distinction. Men view themselves as subjects, women often view themselves as objects in third person. When you notice this you can't stop.
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Honestly if he died with his head in a condom drowning in coke and mentos I can say confidently he would have negated MLKs legacy.
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ironically one of the worst things to happen to mental health is mental health awareness. 90% of you niggas need less awareness. You niggas need mental health ignorance. you need delusion and compartmentalization awareness.
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how the fuck can you be born in 2009. This bitch is younger than the iphone. I cant even read the rest of this shit my brain just got one shot.
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I hate to tell you this bro, but if she cheats on someone with you, I guarantee she will cheat on you too.
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repeat after me: . when you label something as being for dating, it removes the viability of it being used for dating.
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When I already ate 6 mozzarella sticks but there are three more
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yall might be too young for this but I explictly remember this being considered so fat it was absurd and they were like Renee is promoting obesity.
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this is a hilarious conspiracy theory bc the level of mastery is such a foreign concept to modern people it doesnt even seem real. No, this is what happens when you are an apprentice from the age of 8 and have no television or twitter to distract you for 30 years.
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bro he ripped it the long way and barely struggled. what the actual fuck.
I’ve never seen a physique like this before, unfamiliar with his story. Wild. Impressed, intrigued.
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bro imagine getting destroyed in a debate with a homeless guy when you were trying to be a turbo lib for tiktok.
Honestly this exchange is hilarious. Watched it a few times now. Feels like it’s out of a comedy sitcom fr.
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they literally taught you this, you werent paying attention.
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my favorite part of american (western) culture is when kids get to college and think they know everything then get like zealous political fervor. It's kind of endearing like aww you're having ideas now. thats so cute. did you learn that in the fake city we made for kids your age?.
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Just realized there's like wayyy less fireflies now. In the 90s they were fucking everywhere in the summer. Like legitimately everywhere was glowing.
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At some point Im really going to do an extensive deep dive into this weird compulsion modern women have around travel. If youre like "I travel, but like meh I dont really care" the audible gasps youll get is really something.
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA its so fucking over.
apparently this is the intro for the new LOTR show. this is what $750 million buys you
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I know you're trying to be like the morally upstanding online egirl who posts her cleavage regularly, but it's literally one of the most common requests to make a wish in fact they have to have an explicit policy about it.
How are people so porn brained to think that a 13 year olds biggest wish while facing death would ever be to have sex
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PRICE CONTROLS ON FOOD!?!?! HAVE YOU MFERS LOST YOUR GODDAMN MIND.
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found out my bf was watching porn so I sent him a snapchat of me fucking his friend bc i thought he would like that but he got really mad.
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Nuclear energy literally most effective and green option and you are actively harming the environment by shutting them down bc of misinformed kneejerk hippie bullshit.
Today, on the last day of 2021, 3 more nuclear reactors will be shut down in 🇩🇪 Germany & in 12 months the last 3. Nuclear energy is expensive, causes CO2 & pollution (e.g. uranium mining), severe accidents & there is not a single repository to store the waste for 1 million years
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the funniest part about this is, its actually not something you can really be mad at but for this reason I assume women will hate this more than AI porn.
⚡️4chan has launched a new AI tool . Its purpose is to put clothes back on e-girls and remove tattoos . It is called dignifAI
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if you think a girl who films herself cooking with a balayage is going to be a trad wife you are in for a rude awakening. how do yall fall for this pornographic wholesomeness. she orders take out every day. filming yourself cooking is so contrived.
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please dear God let this be successful so we can move away from refinement culture branding.
I'm not a design expert but I think people are going to be attracted to CosMc's branding because of the fact that they're going for anything at all aesthetically. at a meeting someone said "hey, how about we make it look like something instead of nothing?!!!"
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I know it will be hard for you to get this, but if you cant appreciate a girl being a silly goose because she's been with a toddler all day, then you're literally homosexual.
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they really let people die in hospitals without seeing their families and are like "whoops" two years later.
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I did one of these last year and put like "nice to me" and "enjoys cooking" and I got called a bitchless incel lmao.
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just dont understand how anyone cannot like him.
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honestly just leave him in the water. How you get KO'd by a fish bro? I'd take the slap then just take a fucking bite out of it raw.
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HOW ARE YOU GETTING CHIRPS OUTSIDE AT A MILITARY BASE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. FUCK WE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS.
“When the shit knocks on your door, let’s see what kind of comments you be expecting”. Go to any IDF base and you’ll see black, white, Asian, Jewish, Muslim, Christian Druze soldiers - all fighting for our country. Hamas targets all of us, so why should we be united? 🇮🇱❤️
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what a latina do to a mfer.
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This needs to be said. Reading is not an attractive hobby to women. Back in 2018ish I A/B tested it and hid my books and actively lied about not reading a book since college and it worked 10x better than honesty.
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let me give you men a bit of advice–that I never follow myself–but it would save me so many issues: Never make jokes at the expense of your gf even if you think they have the cognitive ability to recognize its a joke. They could have 160 iq and still not get it and still be mad.
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this chart actually disproves the existence of bisexual women.
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Australians are the kindred spirit of the American. It's a shame they're so far. It's like when you and your bro are put on separate sides of the class bc you're too powerful together.
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remember that time doctors, institutions, your school, media, etc. all were like oh yeah meat and eggs and fruit are bad for you, but you should eat 7-11 servings of grains lmaooo.
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ITS HERE. ITS TIME BROTHERS.
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I need to refine this theory, but the anglo / med divide is based on if you want your girl to look like a baddie in public or dress modestly.
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girl math is when you tell them they hurt you and they start crying so you have to apologize to them instead.
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you cannot tell me that the reason half of these women have shitty skin well into their adult years and need a "skin routine" is because of these gross ass makeup products.
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people have been dating in run clubs since they were invented. When you add the pretense, it just fills it with single men and ironically single women hate single men. The pretense cannot be there, once its there it stops working.
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When ice melts in your cup does it overflow?.
If the climate deniers get their way the arctic ice will melt and sea levels will rise to levels not seen since 65 million years ago.
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its herbivore eyes. It makes them look easily predated upon. We used to like more big eyed predator women (eyes closer together). Now we ostensibly like big eyed herbivores. We used to like female lioness, now we like deer.
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if youve ever been homies with people who have chiseled chins and perfect hair you know definitively that this is bullshit.
@gyarufem Women don't want the chiseled chins and perfect hair they want medium ugly men with hobbies.
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kanye been complaining about those contracts for weeks, then realized all he had to do was be publicly anti-semitic. 5d chess lmaoooo.
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you ever think about how we say "based" like ppl in the 70s sad "groovy".
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brown rice is not only disgusting, its not good for you. idk how an idiot convinced people that this was healthier. There's a reason after literal thousands of years of rice agriculture no culture ate brown rice until like 20 years ago.
i’m gonna be real. brown rice is fucking heinous. i can’t do it anymore dude. i’m prepared to risk it all for a white rice lifestyle.
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@PurebloodSavage Bc I'm not autistic enough to know golden rings or drummers drumming were bird references.
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we have officially reached the point where you cant trust video anymore.
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I have never felt so emasculated in my life. what a fucking chad.
North Texas man is wanted after driving motorcycle from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes .
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whoever figured out how to get libs to explicitly shill for big pharma deserves a nobel prize or something. brilliant social programming.
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I will never forget the last time I went to a shrink (male) and he was like "okay I like you kid, you remind me of my son so Im gonna give you some good advice. Dump your crazy girlfriend and make more money" Then he never asked me to come back. realest nigga ever.
you need a little god complex and to get your bread up.
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Oh this is fun. I know a lot of y'all don't know this but a lot of Protestants barely consider Catholics Christian. Sort of like how y'all feel about Mormons or Jehovah's witnesses.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ bro women really are so brutal. I stg they are always on some omg girl power girlypop shit but I hear what you bitches say behind closed doors. you guys are EVIL.
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Even without porn teenage boys are and have always been teenage boys.
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Seeing Americans learn about Argentina being racist in real time on twitter. I'm crying 😂😂.
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@honeyNonABG it doesnt actually go without saying bc Ive seen maybe 1000 of these and not once has that ever been on there.
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If I say something, promise you won't get mad.
I found my worst nightmare. I can smell the patchouli through this
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Don't fade. You have to use emojis with women. They gave you the translation faces for a reason. Save yourself the hassle. Read this thread. This is what you're dealing with
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This is literally just being latina.
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Lukas has spent 4 days in limbo bc he refused to delete this and he literally got the appeal through. Im crying.
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other parts of the country get mormons or jehovahs witnesses, nyc gets black hebrew israelites. same thing really.
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The thing is is such a pervasive part lived experience we briefly notice it now and again. Millennials with selfies. Zoomers with pov tiktoks. Shit Simone de Beauvoir noticed it and wrote the Second Sex
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honestly, this is so reasonable Im shocked. You should not be taking girls to any of these places for the first date.
List of restaurants women refuse to go on a first date at is going viral 😳📝
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Guys he's a low IQ dork with brain damage. He's having a blast. Kill your idols bro.
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You fucking morons have been doing this for a decade and every time you do this you make more people hate you. Learn the fucking lesson already you fucking dimwits.
If you're a Democrat, your mission over the next four years can be easily condensed to a single line: make sure every single thing Americans hear about their federal government, and the state of the country, is bad.
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you gotta consider these wholesale prices if you stealing in bulk. in Bidens america thats probably .50-.75c a wing. you really taking multiple semi trucks. A standard Buffalo Wing Wings probably only has half a million.
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These tiktoks where women ask their boyfriends and husbands and how often they think about the Roman empire is funny to me bc I can't fathom how women's little brains wouldn't think about it daily.
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trump literally was the funniest person on the planet for the four years he was president only competition was Alex Jones. Youre COPING if you think otherwise.
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do not enter lifelong commitments with people who demonstrate they have low integrity. Life lesson from ole vers.
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this is king shit and if I was president we'd kick the snitch out midair.
Just took 6 Benadryl
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Does anyone else find it hilarious how many like dating tips for women there are to keep a man, when we literally all know it's just "cook well" and give bjs?.
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they took two of the ugliest people I have ever seen and made them hot. disgusting.
First pics of Brad Pritt as Jean Paul Sartre and Eva Green as Simone Beauvoir in upcoming biopic
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@wantedkapital I'd be like "same kid" take a drag of my cigarette and throw it in the mile high sloppy toppy pile.
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do you know how many times Ive listened to girls be like omg its an ick that he never reads fiction, then this is the fiction they read?.
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I assure you, you never get tired of having a hot gf.
in general I've noticed late 20s men underestimate how quickly the novelty of a girl being hot will fade and how tedious listening to astrology will be after that point.
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we tell men to stop watching porn, then we need to have a serious conversation about women and true crime shows/podcasts.
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I fear for the amount of you who think he's "fake laughing" he's not "fake laughing" you retards with zero emotional intelligence, it's a mix of surprise and amusement. This isnt a comedy bit, he just thinks its a surprising cute thing for his wife to do.
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this is what you get for morally signalling. this isnt hallmark bro. white people smh.
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Watching new gen kids do sports is so insane. They just do video game shit like it's real bc no one told them it was a meme
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my favorite part of twitter is when someone says an obvious truth then theyre harrassed by ugly people for 24hrs.
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