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So have we concluded on which bank doesn’t charge transaction alerts tuhame huko?😄
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Her office got allocated 700 million Kenya Shillings so that she can cosplay being the head of CU for the entire country ????
We have no country here.
First Lady Rachel Ruto has formed a prayer strategy team to offer up prayers for the Kenyan police officers who have been chosen to take part in the upcoming security intervention in Haiti.
📹 Dennis Milimo
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God of assassinations* 🕯️
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First Lady inviting Benny Hinn to come pray away the problems her husband has created…
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do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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This is the same country that a young man was killed by his teachers recently and it took a YouTuber to do a feature for a headmistress who killed a student to be charged. The country with the THIRD highest number of teenage pregnancies in the WORLD…
EDUCATION CS Machogu says his Ministry and the church have formed a Chaplains Committee that will deal with countering infiltration of LGBTQ in schools, to be chaired by Archbishop Ole Sapit.
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Pusha T talking about the Drake and Kanye bromance and how he isn’t with the gimmicks.
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Gun Control being called a headache is wild...
Owning a gun in kenya is a headache,legally in gunshops like jj okwara and kenyaBunduki a pistol ranges between 150k-300k,in kiamaiko and huruma black market you'll get the same machine for 15k,hii legal before ununue you need like 1000 clearances,from DCI to DO to Kenya police
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Wait they’re raiding his house to get access to CCTV footage to prove the other raid was a lie ???
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Never thought I would see Kevin Hart highlights on the TL.
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Deputy Governor of Siaya pointed out the stealing of public funds and got cooked 38-1 in the country assembly. 😬
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This is one of the most stupid parts of the Kenyan Governing structure. Paying someone sitting allowance to do their jobs but civilians are the tax cheats ?
Average monthly sitting allowance for every MCA in each county.
1. Busia 101,533/=
2. Mombasa 100,651/=
3. Migori 97,222/=
4. Homa Bay 93,923/=
5. Nyeri 79,453/=
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Overcharge is a generous way of describing theft.
Kenyan consumers have been overcharged KES 70.35 billion in power bills over 5 years due to illegal charges by EPRA, Business Daily & ELCOS Kenya analysis reveals.
The monthly fuel surcharge inflated by up to KES 4.4/unit, ignoring set formulas.
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Kenya kwisha calls the citizens a lot of things Tax Cheats, lazy and view us labour. But when we ask for accountability with our taxes we’re told about empty coffers.
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From “Bottom Up” to “Nyinyi ndio Shida” in less than a year 💀💀💀
Industry, Trade and Investments CS Moses Kuria now says that the issue of dollar shortage in the country is beyond the government's control, adds it is a global issue but the African continent is where it has been hit the most.
#starkenyanews
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Her father has for 20 years contributed directly to how the working class suffers in this country but she has the audacity to talk about the French who have unions that work. Also, advocate in her bio LMAO
Mtoto wa politician anakuja online kutuambia venye we are lazy and not holding protests like French people na wanapepeta pesa zetu na babao lmao
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This tweet is by the Chief Statehouse Photographer 😬
Unbox your new electronics before you arrive at Jkia international arrival terminals.
By unboxing I mean do not carry with you that iPhone box or MacBook box you bought it with. Also, switch it on. It will help. Put the new phones in your pocket not your carry on luggage.
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After the results were read. There’s no organised violence because the State didn’t initiate it.
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If you watch this video and still believe that GOK can build a good roof for you to put over your head… 😬
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Another day for me to point out that there’s no point in letting these clowns finish a 5-year term.
In any other situation in the world we don’t let things get worse so that we reverse them. So why should we allow it to happen when it comes to countries?
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It’s still crazy that U.K went on radio and said that we lose 2Billion daily. He was so casual about it.
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Loool we voted him out and now he’s changed the rule to only twitter blue should be able to vote. I know y’all see it 💀
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Nobody in this government knows their Job Description… a thread
I had the honour of hosting an interactive session with farmers from the Sugarcane, Rice & Cotton sectors from the counties of Migori, Homa Bay, Siaya and Kisumu , as well as with a technical team from the
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I'ma just sit this completely unrelated post from Roc Nation's Lenny S right here for a minute.
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8-4-4 keeps leaving children behind.
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Kilimani Niggas at the club with their flashes on for stories and snap chat.
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Our lives are being inconvenienced by a road that people will have to pay to use....
KENHA ANNOUNCES closure of Uhuru Highway between Kenyatta Avenue and University Way roundabouts for 63 days, effective August 9; motorists advised to use diversion or alternative routes.
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- Didn’t show up to vote
- Got bribed to pass the Tax Bill
- Leader is campaigning for AU
- Leader hasn’t prepared any of them to succeed him.
BREAKING NEWS: Azimio MPs promise to blow the whistle for a countrywide demonstration opposing the punitive housing levy.
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Cristiano Ronaldo & Mike Tyson would like a word.
Probably Kobe admitting that he raped that woman
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If you pay attention you’ll realise that a lot of these people that loot public funds aren’t that intelligent and it’s the investigative authorities that really let us down.
State seizes 35 houses, Sh95m from ex-Kerra staff Margaret Wanja Muthui in graft case
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If it’s common knowledge that Moses Kuria is an idiot. What does that say about someone that put him in cabinet ?
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Beautiful weather. Clear enough to spot Mt. Kilimanjaro from Nairobi.
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Corporate radio in Kenya can’t imagine putting money into demographics that they can’t sell Malt Whiskey, cars & shambas to…
I keep saying we have an audience for rock that's not really tapped into like it should!
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“There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time when the whole design is visible in every facet.”
- Dr Manhattan
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The most beautiful thread
sooooo I won a lot of 50 random “junk” Japanese PS2 games on eBay and it arrived today
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This is the longest version of telling Marjbe that she has an affinity for losers. 😬
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@miss_mumbz
A good time to bring this back coz these older folk are acting like they have to pick a side. That lesser evil mambo is a tired narrative and it’s really showing me things about people I admire. 😬
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The funniest thing about Kenya is bishops want to be politicians and politicians want to be bishops.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Basquiat at the office 😭
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Ever since Stephu made that RW tweet we have not caught a break 😅
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Corporations will always choose profits over you. Always choose you.
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Using us to launch yourself into a ministry job. Cool. Your young ones (extended and nuclear) will still have to live in this country.
EDITORIAL COMMENT: The growing behavior where politicians are jeered and booed in the presence of the President is a worrying trend.
#MorningCafe
@Fredindimuli
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The investigative journalist to religious bigot pipeline is crazy 😬
Nyali MP Mohamed Ali has said the recent bizarre events happening in the country are because God is angry with Kenyans.
#starkenyanews
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The brilliance of twitter is you can see people’s opinions get better over time and you can see those that never change. It’s also harder to hide prejudices over a long time.
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“Imaginary players” flow is a level some rappers will never touch the hem of.
Hov really flows like a faucet.
What is your favorite example of this? I love the conversational flow of "Imaginary Players" and the in-your-face flow on "It's Like That"
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Y’all thought we got a tech billionaire as the US Ambassador to Kenya magically 💀
US tech giants such as Google, Facebook and Amazon, now want the Joe Biden administration to compel the Kenyan government to abolish the digital services tax as a condition for a new trade deal between the two countries. (The Standard)
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Higher education is being destroyed but… let’s focus on other shit.
Kenya Universities Student Organizations (KUSO) has resoluted support for the affordable housing program.
#KBCniYetu
^RO
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Btw… how did Babu Owino get a certificate of good conduct?
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Ok there’s no way this isn’t organised.
"Kenya is deeply religious. Each Individual and/or Public institution, including the judiciary,has a duty to uphold, defend and protect public morals!! "
-NA Speaker Moses Wetang'ula
#TheGreatKBC
^EM
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Understands physics but can’t understand civic education??? LMMMAAAOOO
failing to speak doesn’t mean he is not intelligent, the guy is a billionaire , flew jets for Kq and might be probably working hard for his constituents as opposed to making useless noise in parliament.
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I paid for free speech 💀💀💀
“This MF paid for Twitter”
No, I didn’t pay for Twitter.
I paid for free speech.
I paid for 1776 to commence again.
I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision.
I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself.
I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of
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Fun fact : The Spanish national anthem has no words. The 'Marcha Real' is one of only four national anthems in the world (along with those of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Kosovo, and San Marino) to have no official lyrics.
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This looks like Aimé Leon Dore 🤔
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I will say this as many times as possible.
The media in this country is one of our biggest problems. Coz what is this shit ???
Paul and Eddie Ndichu were pacifying fighting women and acting in self-defence, not what has been alleged: Wapi Pay statement on its co-founders.
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If I was Raila I’d remove myself from this theatre being directed from Statehouse.
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Isn’t it a bit worrying that the DCI account is technically a meme factory ?
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THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING 😭😭😭
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One of the things I’ve always believed is that you can tell a lot about someone by how patient they are when teaching someone else.
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In better societies. Someone who grabbed primary school land and had children tear-gassed by police would have never had a sliver of ever becoming president let alone remaining in active politics.
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This logic is exhausting. If politicians can be generalised into bad and good. We can do the same thing with economists. We can do the same with people that sell their countries off for a pouch of silver coins. Anyway, it’s Sunday so it’s f*ck Ndii day 🤷🏾♂️
When I told you that Jubilee’s debt binge was going to end in premium tears, who did you think was going to shed the tears? When you were posting Prados here calling it a tenderpreneur starter kit how did you think that was going to end? Sit down.
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We’re so back
Been 5 years since my last album, excited to share the artwork of my new album We Cut Keys 2. It’s my best work yet and I’m excited for you to hear it!
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IG & TikTok Top song for the coming months if not years.
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What technology?
If immigration can’t even text you to tell you that your passport is ready… who has this technology he’s speaking about ?
President William Ruto asks Parastatal Heads and CEOs to cut their approved budgets by 30 percent and leverage on technology to boost service delivery, after meeting them at State House, Nairobi.
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Local man thinks public holidays are stifling economic growth 💀
My suggestions on Holidays:
1. If a public holiday falls on a Sunday, don't push it to Monday.
2. Collapse Jamhuri, Madaraka and Mashujaa into one holiday
3. On Easter, give either Friday or Monday.
4. Do away with Boxing day.
We're too poor to afford these holidays.
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