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Koome gone
Kindiki gone
Abductions and killings are still going on.
This points directly to Ruto.
Protester narrowly escapes being abducted by unknown men along Moi Avenue
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I will say it's better that Ruto 'won' in 2022. If he hadn't 'won', we would have postponed Kenya's rebirth. If Ruto lost, people would be fronting him as the best option for 2027, and that would have only postponed the current radical changes. Let's seize the moment.
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We are calling on
@POTUS
to recall
@USAmbKenya
Meg Whitman. She is destabilizing Kenya by funding murder squad to kill innocent Kenyans who are peacefully protesting.
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Kuna mtu aliambia Alai anakaa uji imepoa and I can't unsee that shit bana.
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If Ruto is declared the winner, it will be the start of destruction of Kenya as we know it. A Kenya where all economic and democratic gains made will melt before our eyes. It'll be a moment of irony where democracy will have killed itself. It'll be an error of a reign. Disaster!
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Ruto forms a taskforce to review the university funding model, which was a result of recommendations from another taskforce.
I think the cabinet should be disbanded and replaced by a taskforce.
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My suggestions on Holidays:
1. If a public holiday falls on a Sunday, don't push it to Monday.
2. Collapse Jamhuri, Madaraka and Mashujaa into one holiday
3. On Easter, give either Friday or Monday.
4. Do away with Boxing day.
We're too poor to afford these holidays.
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I support Kithure Kindiki that we should stop heckling politicians. We should start beating them up.
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Dear Farouk Kibet. Your days are numbered and trust me, one day you'll account for all your atrocities. The North Remembers.
#NaneNaneMarch
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Why is CS Mutahi Kagwe angry at Kibera guys going for a burial in Siaya? Two weeks ago we saw over 200 people attend Dr. Dan Gikonyo's mother's burial in Nyeri. Many from Nairobi. Why always angry at poor people? They didn't bring sars-cov-2 to Kenya.
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What President Uhuru is saying is, do not steal in my name. In the budget, you allocate money to his office but remit none. I think this is what Kenyans should focus on. Where has the money been going to? Should we also allow a sitting president to violate the constitution?
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President Mwai Kibaki didn't care about eloquent speeches. He didn't care about being liked by public or PR. He didn't care about announcing big projects. He didn't care about traveling.
All Kibaki cared about was service delivery to Kenyans.
God bless him.
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After yesterday's demonstrations by Gen Z, my son came back home dejected that all their struggle was in vain because Finance Bill was passed. I told him that they won because they made a statement. I told him struggle for liberties is a long game and I'm proud of him.
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You can easily tell that Ruto doesn't read books. He's shallow and uninformed. All he thinks about is another trick to steal.
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Over to you
@SingoeiAKorir
. Ford Foundation has directed us where we can get the information. Now, direct us to a website where we can access Kenya's debt and deals.
BREAKING: Ford Foundation responds to letter from Kenyan government seeking clarity on $5.78m worth of grants.
"Our grantmaking is transparent and readily available on our website. This includes a database showing where our funds go"
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Boniface Mwangi is right to choose a side. Staying neutral at a time like this that we're staring at Gachagua being a heartbeat away from being a president, that's being unpatriotic. If you feel that Mwangi isn't defending you, go to the streets and defend yourselves.
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It has come to pass. History doesn't lie.
If Ruto is declared the winner, it will be the start of destruction of Kenya as we know it. A Kenya where all economic and democratic gains made will melt before our eyes. It'll be a moment of irony where democracy will have killed itself. It'll be an error of a reign. Disaster!
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Dude, these people read the Finance Bill and broke it down into understandable bits. Aren't you the same person who recognized himself for your hard work at Cytonn, thanked yourself, gave yourself a bonus, and even signed off the paperwork in third person?
Random Thought; Something is terribly off with our education system.
I have been listening to a lot of the GenZ twitter spaces. I am surprised at the frequency of some speakers who come online and say I am a graduate but then mixing tenses, the logic does not flow, the
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It's Ramadan period Hussein. Stop lying and being a fool. Ruto took over when:
1. Dollar was 118
2. Petrol was 157
3. Electricity was 21/kWh
4. Passport were issued within 3 days
5. NHIF was functional
6. Education system was stable
7. IDs were issued within a month
You are watching the promised economic transformation by President
@williamsruto
unfold in real time:
Fertilizer - ⬇️
Unga -⬇️
Fuel - ⬇️
⬆️ Ksh/USD
The economic transformation will be televised!
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Ruto is the 5th president. You've made your bed. So you must lie on it. The start of a huge error starts.
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This is Uhuru pleading with Kikuyus not to retaliate regarding 2007 PEV while assuring them that their property in Rift Valley will be protected.
Kikuyus are now thanking him by attacking his Northlands.
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These are the police officers you want me to have empathy on?
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The fact that
@NdindiNyoro
is shameless standing in a church to blame KRA for implementing laws that came from the Budget Committee that he chairs and passed by the parliament where he is a member, tells a lot about this regime. Wajinga tupu.
Kiharu MP and The Chair of Budget Committee Hon. Ndindi Nyoro has called upon the taxman to stop imposing additional taxes on Kenyans without carrying out public participation.
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Dear old folks. If asking for accountability and good governance means burning Kenya, let it burn.
If asking adherence to the constitution means burning Kenya, let it burn.
We will not live on our knees because of fake comfort. Kenya is ours. If we burn it down, by all means,
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This KEMSA Scandal is deep. Caperina Enterprises Ltd is a company owned by Meru County Governor Kiraitu Murungi's wife and son. It supplied 10,000 pieces of surgical masks to KEMSA that were to Meru County. The supply was worth Kshs. 45 million.
@DCI_Kenya
@EACCKenya
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Kikuyus have been touted to be smart people streetwise but the breed that voted Ruto erased all those praises. I have never seen a foolish breed of Kikuyus like the one that voted Ruto. Easily conned even with clear evidence and red flags.
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Most of the form 34A in the portal have results that are doctored. I was a super agent volunteer and I can confirm several form 34As for South Imenti in the portal aren't the same as the ones that were announced.
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There was a time Cyrus Jirongo claimed that William Ruto strangled someone to death in their presence. He said this during Jacob Juma's burial.
@DCI_Kenya
I think we need to know how this ended. Cyrus Jirongo needs to be summoned to shed more light. Video via
@Kenyans
archives.
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Hello PS Hinga. The fact that you couldn't see red flags in Cytonn and you blindly invested there, is more the reason Kenyans should be wary of the housing project that you are spearheading.
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I think it's an achievement having been blocked by the president of my country. I'm proud to have been blocked by Ruto.
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People are asking why would someone take out Gen. Ogolla yet he was heading to retirement?
Well, this is how house of cards works. Ruto promoted Lt Gen David Kimaiyo to Kenya Army Commander. And he wants him to be CDF by 2027.
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How beneficial are your lungs? Can't we remove them and create space for more brain?
How benefitial is Karura Forest..? can't a road be constructed to connect Kiambu Rd to Limuru Rd..?
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Raila partners are campaigning in other parts of the country simultaneously without Raila. Ruto partners are following Ruto everywhere and I haven't seen them campaign for Ruto in his absence. When crunch time comes, partners will be vital.
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I have heard Ruto say that the purpose of the housing project isn't houses but job creation for the youth.
Instead of building houses that aren't needed, why don't they build more schools, hospitals etc. They'll equally create jobs.
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Ruto is heartless. He calls for a press conference to announce that his cabinet will sit on Monday to decide what to do about the El Nino emergency. An emergency cannot wait. The best time to hold an emergency meeting was 2 months ago. The next best time is now. Maliza uende.
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We're striving to make a living in a dignified way. We don't steal. We don't loot. We provide solar solutions that will help you lower your electricity bills. Among them are solar water heating, grid connected solar, solar water pumping. RT. My next client might see it. Thank you
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This is the reason Gachagua has been hidden in Germany during King Charles III visit.
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So Kenya is back to taxing solar products? Other countries are offering rebates. What informs taxing solar and LPG? I thought we're encouraging clean energy?
That budget was drafted by cartels.
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The three Meru MCAs fought today... This CCTV footage has DJ Afro soundtrack. This is the winner. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Meru MCA's -(Agruculture committee) just returned from Rwanda on a dairy benchmarking tour!
Findings: They found that the Rwanda had benchmarked in Githunguri, Kiambu County in Kenya, from where they were still importing heifers.
Only In Meru 😡😡😡
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By the way, Kimani Kuria is the brat Molo MP. He once turned up in a meeting to address alcoholism while drunk, and Molo Constituents rewarded him with another term, and UDA entrusted him with the Finance Committee.
Video courtesy
@ntvkenya
We found our very own Marie Antoinnete.
Biggest source of govement revenue is taxing fuel, 40% of the pump price is tax and he is telling us if you don't want to pay the new levy leave that damn vehicle at home. He is also blaming car owners for refusing to use public means
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You load Kshs. 5,000 to buy tokens. You are awarded units worth Kshs. 1891.05. Kshs. 3109 goes to levies and taxes.
This means you're getting 37.8% worth of your money.
Are you buying power or you're buying levies & taxes and you're awarded power?
Bill:
@pmusesya
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Since independent, Mt. Kenya has never voted for a spineless and cowardly group of MPs like this lot. Imagine the region that elected brilliant minds like JM Kariuki, Ken Matiba, Gitobu Imanyaara, Paul Muite, Njeru Kathangu, is the same that elected Ichung'wa, Nyoro,
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From the registered voters of 22,120,458:
- Ruto = 7,176,141 or 32.4%.
- Raila = 6,942,930 or 31.4%
- Others = 1.6%
- Didn't turn out to vote = 34.6%.
Total who didn't vote for Ruto = 67.6%
Whoever thinks he has the control of the country should think twice.
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Dear DP Ruto. Just because you were poor and stole to become rich, doesn't give you reason to assume you're entitled to thank God more than others. Everyone has a struggle and reason to thank God. It's not about money. Some would exchange good health for money.
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He visited without equipment just to ask residents to clean the road as if they're the ones who caused that mess?
UPDATE: CS Kipchumba Murkomen visits Maai Mahiu, calling on residents to aid in clearing the road as well as drivers to be cautious as heavy rains continue to pound different parts of the country
#AfricaSpeaks
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Someone just said that if HELB comes knocking, wakikifika kwako just give them the university certificate ata wao wakatafute kazi nayo wajilipe.
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DP Ruto gave out a cumulative kshs. 20 million over the weekend. Kenyans would like to know from which bank(s) did he make that withdrawal.
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In many Meru County political WhatsApp groups, kumewaka. All MPs voted for Finance Bill. They're being told they should go vie in Sugoi come 2027. The cyclone is building up.
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During the intercounty lockdowns, Meru County MCAs used Kshs. 265 million for local travels.
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... And when Boniface Mwangi vied for Starehe constituency seat to get more legitimate power to defend you, you saw it better to support Jaguar who has never fought for anything in Kenya. Kenyans, you're too entitled. You don't deserve Mwangi.
I hope Omtatah wins.
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Prof. Tom Ojienda sits in Judicial Service Commission, JSC. That's the body that's vets judges, disciplines, etc.
Prof. Tom Ojienda is representing NHIF suspects in Court. An employee (judge), judging an employer!
That's what's wrong with Kenya.
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Tangatanga team spent the night at Alba Hotel in Meru, sipping 20 year old Whiskey woke up to a three course breakfast, then walk across the street for a photo session with a mug of tea and a slice of bread to look like poor.
@OleItumbi
@KIMANIICHUNGWAH
Ogopeni Mungu.
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I feel we will have some act of God happening before 2027.
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Jalang'o
@JalangoMwenyewe
became the clown and bootlicker he was acting as in Papa Shirandula.
John Kiarie
@KiarieJohn
became the JJ Kamotho he was imitating in Redykulass.
Be careful what you wish for.
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This man with a white cape is called Felix. He operates as a tout for Unique Shuttle at Tea Room. Felix allegedly beat up the man lying down on the ground and left him for dead. The man is fighting for his life at KNH. Felix is untouchable and operates with impunity.
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Request to detain her for 21 days as you do investigations. Aura for Aura.
EMBU OCS ARRESTED FOR EXTORTING MONEY FROM THE PUBLIC
Earlier in the week, EACC arrested the OCS for Itabua Police Station Mary Syombua Mutunga on allegations of demanding Kes. 100,000 in consequence of which she would facilitate release of the complainants’ motor vehicle
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I think it's not always about the elections. Kenyans have deep rooted issues against each other and they use elections to bring that out.
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This is how public fund theft affects everyone.
My main clients are Mission Hospitals. They accept NHIF. I offer my solar solutions to them. One client hasn't been paid by NHIF for 3 months. They haven't paid me. I haven't paid suppliers... The chain continues.
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Dear young people. DP Ruto also had a message for those graduating from Universities, colleges, TTIs... 100,000 of you. You were guaranteed internship with a monthly stipend of Kshs. 12,000 to Kshs. 15,000.
Apart from betting, are you on paid internship by government?
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Dear
@mithika_Linturi
. If anything happens to John Allan Namu. Even a flu. You'll be solely responsible and Kenyans will not take it lightly. We do not take your statement lightly.
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Adapting to city life was hard for me. I grew up in upcountry where we had 23 varieties of avocado trees and two were reserved for the dogs. The shock I got in Nairobi when I arrived. People buying immature rotten avocado. Worst of all, how do you buy loquats! Ndubati? If
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Cyprian Nyakundi started fighting impunity in Meru university and he was expelled. Today a student leader has been shot dead. Who is protecting VC Prof. Magambo?
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Ukay down
South End down
Is that you Prof. Wangari Mathai? Or did you send us a sign mama?
RIP.
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Dear
@RailaOdinga
and your
@TheODMparty
. Hold dialogue on your own and for your own interest. Thank you for everything, but it's time we part ways. I have to complete the journey.
#RutoMustGo
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@_falsi1ke
It depends on your preference. Do you like shouting or cool? Floral, woody, tobacco...?
For me I like cool and woody ones. So I'll suggest, not in any order,:
1. Bvlgari Man Glacial Essence
2. Tom Ford Oud Wood
3. Bvlgari Man Wood Essence
4. Dolce and Gabbana K
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Complete the LAPSSET, complete Galana Kulalu project, build and equip Level 4 and 5 hospitals in each of Northern Kenya counties, connect Northern Kenya to the national grid, complete tarmacking of Isiolo-Wajir-Mandera-Garissa road... Then let's talk about one man one shilling.
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Koigi, Gitobu Imanyaara and others who directly suffered from Moi ills are right to handle Moi the way rhey deem it fit. There's no forgiveness without justice or reconciliation. Did Moi seek their forgiveness? This video of sentencing of Koigi breaks me up.
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Dr. Fred Matiang'i has indicated that he's giving leaders of other arms of government to give their views. Among them are CJ David Maraga, Speakers Justin Muturi, Ken Lusaka and Rt. Hon. Raila Odinga. Now you know Raila is an arm of the government.
@WehliyeMohamed
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This is a kshs. 1.5 million bridge. This is in Nkuene Ward, South Imenti ward, Meru County.
I'm not a civil engineer or an expert in construction. I'm a solar expert. I'm seeking your opinion. Is that bridge worth Kshs. 1.5 million?
Deal or screwed?
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Murkomen goal from a free kick with Peter Drury commentary. Marvelous.
@WehliyeMohamed
🎮 Courtesy
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Who is currently in Garissa and wants to get back to Nairobi. There's an available plane. We're already 3. We need 9 more.
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Munya warned Ruto long time ago. Murathe is just affirming to what everyone knows.
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When did Kenyans get this entitlement that Raila is supposed to fight for them every time they make foolish decisions at the ballot? You have are able people. If you feel that Raila has abandoned the cause, hit the streets and demand accountability from the government.
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African Divine Church at Ruto's place in Karen.
Btw what's the work of DP?
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He allegedly:
Faked marriage...
Faked hotel room...
Faked degree...
Scammed a bank...
Forged a signature to get a loan...
And you expect him to deliver REAL fertilizer?
CS Mithika Linturi says the Govt has launched investigations into the fake fertilizer scandal.
#KBCniYetu
^RO
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Who owns Caperina Enterprises Ltd? Here is attached evidence. Meru Governor Kiraitu Murungi's wife and daughters. This company has also been doing business with the Meru County Government.
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Ruto has like 10-20 paid bloggers. They have created like 10 other accounts each. So you might think you're debating 100 Ruto supporters on Twitter but it's 10 people.
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On this day, I was sad for Kenya. I knew the huge mistake that we made. But in retrospection and in relation to what is happening today, I'm glad it happened earlier because the Ruto disaster was bound to happen in 2022 or 2027. Ruto is the switch we needed to reset Kenya.
If Ruto is declared the winner, it will be the start of destruction of Kenya as we know it. A Kenya where all economic and democratic gains made will melt before our eyes. It'll be a moment of irony where democracy will have killed itself. It'll be an error of a reign. Disaster!
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By all means, let us allow Raila to join Ruto. The pro-good governance movement doesn't need Raila.
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CS Matiang'i was in Kakamega yesterday to try and get to the bottom of the Matungu killings. DP Ruto was in Kakamega today for campaigns and to receive 'defecting' Boni Khalwale and no mention of Matungu killings. How does this government work?
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What's happening here? This firefighter engine was donated by Bedfordshire to the Meru Community. Today the Kisumu County governor has launched it in Kisumu. Who is fooling who? Identical number 62 and both are written Meru.
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Ruto to Kenyans: "If you drink all night, do not wake up and ask where we get money to donate in church"
Kenyans: "We're drinking our money. Whose money are you giving out?"
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@BMeikyala
@CamDiggz
If I may ask, why didn't these fathers bother to look for their children? It's much easier.
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CS Peter Munya will not be resigning and will not be running for any seat. The Azimio dream is much bigger than anything else. We must save Kenya.
@WehliyeMohamed
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Waiting for Gen. Ogolla to retire in 2025 would have delayed that. There was also a risk of Gen. Ogolla getting a year extension up to 2026. Gen. Charles Muriu of Kenya Navy will take over. He's 60. He'll retire in 2026 at 62. Turn for Kenya Army. That's Lt. Gen. Kimaiyo.
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We buy kids phones worth over 20k but books worth 12k is where we draw the line? Be serious parents.
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I don't know who will tell Ruto the truth. Ground is burning. If he's living under the illusion that no sitting president has ever lost his seat, he's in for a rude shock. History is always made. You can't rig yourself out of a landslide loss. He has lost his core base.
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There's one thing that BBI should be ammended to include. That anyone on public payroll should not represent anyone accused of theft of public funds in any court of law. This would put an end to akina Murkomen, Orengo, Maanzo among others from appearing for corrupt people.
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Kiraitu Murungi described Ruto and Gachagua government as a 'Kleptocracy. A government of thieves, by thieves, for thieves'.
He went ahead to join it to prove his statement right.
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In the wake of this fake money and Barclays Bank, it has now become clear what some conmen wanted to con me in the pretext of a good business deal.
This is the story I had promised
@MisterAlbie
to do a thread.
THREAD:
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