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Communication and Project Management| Media Relations| MA DJ @AKU_GSMC Cohort 5| Champion of SDG 5| MPRSK| Founder @nextwaveprke
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"All sovereign power belongs to the people of Kenya and shall be exercised only in accordance with this Constitution."
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My career started thriving in my 30s and I used to be this person in my 20s. I saw my peers (and siblings) driving, buying property and I felt so worthless. Until it was my turn. To anyone who feels stuck, our journeys, paces, strides are not the same. Your turn will come.
Yoh, Job hunting is the pits 💔 I’m turning 27 this year & I literally have nothing to show for it, my peers are thriving in their careers, buying cars & property & there’s me, trying to get through a day without falling apart. I just need some kind of stability, any kind
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Y'all rejecting and saying no to the gospel of abroad jobs must be puzzling to these guys. They grew up in an era where going abroad was an achievement. Mnawashangaza mkisema you don't want to go abroad. 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Larry's choice to center the protesters' voices in his reporting has been a stroke of genius. Real issues. Real people. 🙌
"I'm here on the streets because I'm mad. Either I find these medicines or I die. I have nothing to lose"
Keziah Mumbi has endometriosis, her brother has asthma. The protests in Kenya are a matter of life and death for them
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I refuse to side with Uber drivers. Locking female clients in the car is criminal behaviour... Changing the terms of payment mid-trip is criminal behaviour. You don't stand in solidarity with people willing to harm/terrifying innocent people.
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Madam Ambassador, you blocked an entire road section to tweet "nipo site?"... Would you do this in your country?
Nipo site County 001. Had to make a stop on my working tour to see the iconic elephant tusks in
#Mombasa
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Tiktokers have started a series where they call out influencers who were silent during the protests and guess whose head is first on the chopping board??? 🤭🤭🤭
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A couple of weeks ago, the toddler came home from school wearing both left feet shoes...
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These are not stories of heroism or determination... This is a story of a girl who was failed by the Ministry of Education, Parliament and the entire government...
This headline fails to bring the people who failed her to accountability.
Determined Tharaka Nithi girl without fees walks 50km to join Form One
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We (Kenyans) have demanded more accountability and transparency from a 20 year old volunteer than we have from politicians and other public servants who control billions of taxpayers' money. Itabidi tujiite kamkutano.
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Look at this
@KenyaPower_Care
, does this even look normal? Someone sends Ksh. 5000 to purchase electricity tokens and only Ksh. 1891 is apportioned to the actual purchase of the service? Does this even make sense?
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Taking Baba out of the equation is one of the best thing y'all have done. For years, he's been the one blamed for any anti-government thingie. Sahi there's no one to point a finger at.
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KRA called me because of unpaid taxes amounting to 2000 Kenya shillings (I'm not even kidding). How does a foreign company evade to pay 6B without detection? 😲😲😲
Palm oil: Ksh.62B tax evasion
Dutch firm evades paying Ksh.62B in palm oil import deal
Louis Dreyfus company evaded paying duties and levies
In 2022 Louis Dreyfus evaded paying duty totaling Ksh14.9B
#CitizenFridayNight
@lillian_muli
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Witchdoctors will do everything else but won't contribute their skills and manpower to the people's movement.
Imagine your MP giving back stolen CDF monies because a witchdoctor did their job...
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My first born is in Form One and I can't contain myself.
Day 1 today... ♥️
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The KSL leader who got abducted is on NTV telling his story. It's so heartbreaking because he keeps breaking down so you can tell that he's still traumatised by what he went through. 💔💔💔
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ECD teachers are absolute heroes for taking children who can barely talk, have never seen a book, have never written a word, basically a blank slate... and creating a foundation that impacts their lives forever...
Paying them 7k is an actual insult.
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Daughter managed to trick me into paying for a school trip by telling me that she's the only one who hasn't paid for it. Guess what? She's the first pupil to. 😭😭😭😭
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Isn't it scary how Kenya has completely ignored industrializing the country? Our dependence on foreign imports is so ick. At Carrefour, they have 2 entire aisles dedicated to preserved food products from China...
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A toxic chemical was being transported in very unsafe conditions, no safety protocols in place. Just Insh'Allahs and vibes. Now the entire country is at risk. Incase you wonder how corruption affects you, this here is one example.
A high-ranking Health ministry official has disclosed that the government has only managed to retrieve one jerrican of sodium cyanide following an accident that caused a spill of the toxic chemical.
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Discovered a dispensary in Ngong (It's run by the Catholic church) and they have the best rates.
E.g. cervical cancer screening = Ksh. 450
Consultation fees = 250...
Bless their soul.
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Michelle Obama saying that she had to tone down her aspirations and dreams when she had Sasha and Malia is the reality of every mother. I don't view it as a regret statement, rather the reality.
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Eh. The terror that has gripped my heart as I was driving in water with a car half-submerged. With my children in the car. The number of times I've called to Jesus. 😭😭😭 We're home safe.
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Once you make peace with the fact that there are people who'll never let anything work in Nairobi because they make money out of the chaos, then you'll live a happier life.
Whoever cracks the issue of waste management in Nairobi and its environs will be a national treasure.
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Writing "Please note" on official emails= nilikuambia na haukusikia...
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This is how my sister picks eggs from the tray and I'm about to go mad. I'm also convinced that she's a hired assassin (sp) 😭😭😭
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"The biggest problem with age of consent conversations is that it's usually men trying to figure out the youngest child they can legally have sex with."
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Huwa mnasaidia mtu mmoja because cameras were rolling instead of coming up with solutions and policies that protect everyone. 😒😒😒
Dear compatriots, I implore your assistance in locating this hustler whose endeavors and livelihood have been detrimentally impacted.
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The police arrested a healthy 19 year old that had no injuries, a few days in their custody, he has a broken jaw and wrist and he's a shell of the man we saw a week ago.
Ian Njoroge is traumatized by what the police did to him. Broken jaw, and wrist. He will spend the weekend at the Industrial Area Remand. I’m sharing his number with his consent You can use it to send contributions to support his medical, and legal bills. M-PESA: 0745 723 573.
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A privately owned car does not attract any income. Car owners pay fuel levy. What's the justification for this tax?
FINANCE BILL: Vehicle owners to pay a new annual Motor Vehicle Tax at the rate of 2.5 per cent of the value of the car; minimum Sh5,000, maximum Sh100,000.
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Men can walk away from parenthood but when a woman decides to make that decision she is shamed?
#shoutyourabortion
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Being a consultant is about bring broke for 3 months, then making an entire year's rent in one day....
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That crowd at Uhuru Park. PEACEFUL. No goons to disrupt the joy. So who sent goons the last time people were on the streets?!
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I had a meeting that ran late last night (midnight) and what I noticed while driving back home, Nairobi roads are so dark everyone is driving with their full lights on.
@SakajaJohnson
why are Nairobi roads so dark? Why aren't street lights functioning?
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Uploaded my CV on and let me tell you Maina, I have never been this humbled before. 😩😩😭😭
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I think Kenyans need to normalize class action suits against public officials who threaten critical national issues like food security, education, road safety etc. If he's CS and his actions led to loss of lives, he should be held personally culpable, with damages.
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This is a personal plea to you
@SakajaJohnson
. Please light up Nairobi. Street lights are dead and driving in Nairobi is turning out to be a dangerous affair, especially in this rain. 😭😭😭
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And this "wangeiba pia" argument is definitely flawed. We can't be a country that celebrates dishonesty and lack of integrity but still expect accountability from our leaders.
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My church is
@citam_ngong
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#RejectFinanceBill2024
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This is scary because it shows a pattern for during elections period...
It's also scary because it has all the markings of 07/08 PEV...
In Kakamega they have hired goons and equipped them with the same rungus as Nairobi. The government is not listening to Kenyans. It is fighting them for demanding accountability.
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This taxman/Keroche story has reminded me that rich people hate paying for anything. During events, the most complimentaries go to rich people who can clearly afford to buy tickets but would rather beg for freebies than spend 2k.
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If you're a woman with access to certain spaces, pave the way for other women. Bring others along with you & together pave the way for more❤
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While we were distracted, a female body was fished out of Nairobi River... Her lifeless body was tied together with a dead dog...
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Never downplay the role that luck plays in your life. Being born in the right family, is in itself, the first stroke of luck in your life.
My daughter Chanelle was today sworn in as CEC Gender, Sports and Youth in Trans Nzoia County. To God be the Glory
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@BBCAfrica
, this is all we are asking from you when other countries try to view the Jane Mugo's video...
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I agree. CBC is useless. Bring back practical subjects like GHC, Agriculture, Home Science etc...
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Madam Keroche's TL is a testament to why CEOs need to hire communication experts.
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3 years later, got a great scholarship and a flexible program that allows me to work+ study+ submit practical assignments/projects (literally no exams).
First year, done and dusted. One more to go. 🙂
Wau. I need to cop up Ksh. 2.5M for my masters. Why is school so expensive? 😢😢😢
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If you're a journalist at Statehouse, please ask about the Githurai massacre last night. We need answers.
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So many titles to pick: Dr. Susan Mboya-
1) PhD holder in Industrial pharmacy
2)President of the Coca-Cola Africa Foundation
3)Group Director of the Eurasia Africa Group
4)Founder of the Zawadi Africa Educational Fund.
Etc.
But hey, let's go with this...
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Red Cross giving updates about the death toll should tell you everything you need to know about how unserious people appointed and mandated to run disaster response in this country are... NGOs are supposed to compliment a government's role, not to take over it's responsibilities.
Kenya Red Cross South Rift Regional Manager Felix Maiyo says death tolls have risen to 48, 84 reported missing, and 293 people have been displaced by floods.
Video By Anthony Gitonga
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I'm all for making politicians uncomfortable. They should be scared of mwananchi. Where they (and their families) worship, drink, do business etc, should be so uncomfortable for them to stay until and unless they hear us. The arrogance has to end.
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They actually forced the MET CEO to apologize for correctly predicting the El-Nino rains which politicians ignored?
Wueh. Mimi they'd have to beat that apology out of me. 😪
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As they play around with and ruin the education sector in Kenya, their kids study abroad... 🤢
Education is the key to success and the path to many opportunities that life has to offer.
Higher education opens our minds to broader horizons and makes us competitive globally.
Today,I and my family had the honour to witness my son Dr. Eugene Wetangula get conferred with a
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Yenyewe, how did a betting brand beat all other maize flour brands to nab Ugali Man???
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Who owns this school? Because 46 children cannot just vanish and nobody has been mentioned (Board, Directors, H. Teacher etc). Find the owner and therein lies the answers as to why there is so much secrecy in unmasking them.
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Ayaya. This is my Ukambani MP
@HonKaki
. She who said that people are on the streets for TikTok videos. She has fallen off her high horse. She voted against her constituents' wishes. Na bado. Tunakungoja huko Kitui South...
A video shows an MP running out of the National Assembly like a headless chicken. When we warned them 'they will not believe,' they thought it was a joke.
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I'd never survive as a government spokesperson because there's no way I am saying this with a straight face...
Hussein Mohammed: The warning from the Met Department was taken seriously and that is why he (The President) was the first person to pronounce himself on the matter. They classified this as an El Nino phenomenon and there was a warning. The same Met downgraded, so the President
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So, rape of new mothers at Kenyatta National Hospital is just a kawaida thing??? That we have allowed our public hospitals to sink to such levels... 😩😩😩
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For those asking if he got his shoes back, yes he did. Had a good laugh with the teacher too...
Fun fact: neither of the left foot shoes were his... 🤭
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My friend opened a cute restaurant on ngong road at sokosafi strip mall near greenhouse; catering exclusively Swahili dishes.
Do drop by or call 0712 272 544 to order.
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Today I heard of a new term "malicious taxation" and you know what? I'm gonna use it every chance I get.
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Magoha has causes unnecessary panic in the transport sector for children coming home today. I had booked my brother's train ticket weeks ago. After Magoha's announcement yesterday, the train is fully booked and now we have to look for other ways for him to get home.
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Headline: Tana River leaders fail constituent as she's forced to swim across deadly river to give birth in hospital.
Then use this photo instead👇
Tana River woman swims across deadly river to give birth in hospital
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Red Cross messaging has now changed to include "...working collaboratively with the government..."
IYKYK.
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My son just tipped a bottle of water and he's lying down so that it can trickle into his open mouth. Yes, I'm also waiting for the end results.
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And yes, once the political class saw that Kenyans are uniting, they had to band together to protect their interests. A united population, a population that's speaking in one voice and calling out both factions of politicians, is a threat to them.
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I had my first born at 19. She's about to turn 17. We had our share of ups and downs but we're fine. Please let that girl be. Trying to wish her bad luck in order to prove a point is so evil of y'all. She'll be fine. And if she's not, she'll find a way to bounce back.
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There is not one politician who is taking their child(ren) through the CBC curriculum. During 844, politicians were scrambling for their children to go through the curriculum. This tells you how much they've messed up education in the country.
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When you send 1000 to KPLC, the amount that goes to actually purchasing electricity tokens is KSH. 398. The rest goes to tax and other charges. If this is not robbing Kenyans, I don't know what is....
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Please run for president. Even if you lose, at least we won't say that we didn't have a better option on the ballot...
I witnessed the first Laparoscopic surgery in our hospitals at Makindu level 4 hospital. Under the stewardship of Prof. Rafique Parkar, our medics were able to assist patients with severe abdominal problems during a three-day medical camp at the facility.
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What breaks my heart is children starving... Do you know how much neglect a child has to undergo before he/she dies from starvation? How many days of crying? Begging?
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Oliver Mathenge's mastery of infographics is an absolute marvel... A+ work.
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Baba going to the Supreme Court is good for the electoral process in Kenya. We've been able to fine-tune the process because of Raila's insistence to challenge any little thing that doesn't make sense in the election outcome.
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Kenya needs to work for Kenyans first, before we can make Kenya great for foreigners...
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Watu wa Ngong. That kabridge just before you get to Vet on your way to Ngong town and immediately after Bulbul, is completely flooded. That kastream is overflowing and the bridge is completely flooded. My kadudu almost swam. Approach with caution for small cars.
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Lands CS Karoney, in today's Nation newspaper, states that she cannot sack corrupt workers at the Ministry that she heads because "she would most likely end up with no one to implement the key reforms of converting title deeds into digital documents..."
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Stadiums should be built with sports as the end goal not national celebrations. What's wrong with you? 😒
At Embu Stadium to celebrate Kenya
@60
. Blessed
#MadarakaDay2023
Happy we have rebuilt the Stadium in a record 15 weeks to get it ready for this National Day.
#TalantaHela
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The ruling class thrives in chaos. When things are not working, they can steal and plunder without scrutiny because we're focussed on bare survival. When the public calls for order and accountability, they panic and spread fears of civil war to protect their interests...
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Again, on behalf of the Kamba community, we request any other tribe to adopt Ezekiel Mutua. We have water issues to deal with. Kikuyus?
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As a mother, you've got to be shameless when it comes to your children's welfare. We have so many deadbeat fathers because we've normalised shaming the mother rather than demanding accountability from the father. Wacha watu waaibishwe kwa mtandao.
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Dear employers, please send regret letters to candidates who are not successful during job applications. It's basic courtesy. Thanks.
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Children are more intelligent than we give them credit for. A child will notice a toxic parent and they don't need to be "turned" by anyone. This is an excuse used by people (mostly men) for not putting in emotional labor towards their child(ren). Shalom.
May you get a wife who won't be spending her days trying to turn your children against you.
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It is the generation that benefited from necessities like education, healthcare, jobs etc for free or for much subsidized costs, that has screwed over generations that came after them...
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My son used to stare at the door and laugh like someone was doing the peekaboo with him. We used to leave him (and whoever was entertaining him) in the living room and go hide in the bedroom. 😄😄😄
The 23 month old woke up at 2am yesterday to say. ‘Naskia mtu, pale’ pointing at the wardrobe. How did I try to brush it off and not look scared? 🤣🤣
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As someone who has two kids: one born at 19 and another at 32, I'll tell y'all this is terrible advice. I'm a better mum the 2nd time because I was financially, emotionally and holistically ready.
My advice...
Get married early.. About 21 to 24 years...
It will help you to get kids earlier and learn to understand each other better.
Earlier kids = better long term health...
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I'm looking for a PR assistant/intern in Mombasa/Diani for a 5 day gig. Excellent social media skills...
My DMs are open...
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