Sumaiyah Omar💕🇵🇸
@mayar_dollin
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Soft life Legal practitioner, Passionate about being human, Into Tech law & Campaigns. We move, regardless, but with Tawakkul, Sabr & Shukr. Views are my own.
Nairobi, Kenya
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“Hii mambo ya kusalamia isimamishwe..” NAMLEF Chair pleads with Kenyans.
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This is actually a great idea!! I am willing to host a weekly space where we discuss a Chapter of the Constitution or a few articles and the commentary.
Shall we?
@Af_yarre
@Pareno_Solonka
@weak_spell
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“Please explain to me like I am Karen Nyamu or Oscar Sudi” is another Kenyan TL Gem that I absolutely adore😂🫶🏾
#RutoMustGo
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I am just here to say I passed the Bar 🥰🎉
Alhamdullilah! All praise and thanks to the Almighty, my family, friends, mentors and the community of bomb people who held my hand through this journey🥺❤️
Advocate of the High court incoming, Adios Magistrate courts and
#CLEwi
🤣
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Close your laptop beloved, you have done enough for the day🫶🏾😂
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You have generated enough taxes this week, close that laptop beloved😂🥳
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So doctors spend the whole day and night outside Afya House and still no word from the CS
@Nakhumicha_S
?
Actual doctors? People’s kids? Who are fighting to actually treat US?? Waited for internship for TWO years?? We are jokers!
#OccupyMoH
#RutoMustGo
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“Acha kunishika mimi ni wakili bwana” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭😭
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It’s the Uber guys in caps for me 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
I hope they give you a raise at work for all the expensive budgetary loopholes you have identified🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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Despite the Algorithm being shaky,
#RejectFinanceBill2024
is doing well in other places, don’t stop tweeting and most importantly, Type out the whole hashtag!!!!!
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Calling each other “My fellow criminals” as salamu kwa space is such a Kenyan thing! I love it😂
#RutoMustGo
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Quickly, which brand????
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Deleted that tweet because the Intern/Pupil wasn’t comfortable with those Screen shots.
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The Nairobi heat is something else, but imagine being those people who don’t apply sunscreen?💀🤣
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Lmao it’s not cool to bully young lawyers, because we will also throw shots 😂💀
Last week at an inter-parties hearing, a senior advocate tried this but the judge came thru before i started saying out of pocket stuff like “It’s giving dementia your honor”😂
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Kwani statehouse imekuwa Milan or Gemini? 💀 Everyday ku host tu😂
President Ruto hosts Billionaire Mary Wambui at State House
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Being a Kenyan
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Our legal career is toxic because suffering is made a pre-requisite to achieving everything.
Kenyan lawyers, Do better!!!
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“Conda shukisha hapo penye kura huibiwa kila saa”💀💀😂😂😂
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If you personally know
@CallMeNkatha
please mpesa her 300 today because OUR GIRL IS IN PAIN today🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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Hey Guys, Moe has been released and is fine. Huge Thank you to everyone who checked up and helped.
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If you get a fully funded scholarship to the abroad and your partner says you must choose between them and the scholarship, are you choosing the aisle window seat?😂
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Somali men would never work🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Petition filed seeking to have men granted three months paternity leave
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Just realized last year today, I finished my last bar exam!
A year later, Admitted to the bar, opened my own kiosk and I have my first solo hearing tomorrow.🥹
Alhamdullilah! So soo thankful for all the growth🤲🏾❤️
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Kipchoge and Mulife aside, you broke the record of running through my mind. Say hi to your mom🥹😂
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I helped my small brother with grade 6 kiswahili homework yesterday and pls tell me why he got a 1/20😭😭😂😂😂
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New President, New taking stage. When they inaugurate, we inaugurate😂💯
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Friendship and sisterhood is such a beautiful concept because why does hanging out with my friends automatically renew my will to live?🥹😂💕
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Please If you are this “intern/pupil” and you can see this, please DM me. I would like to know if that was illegal service you were being subjected to and if the firm paid for the Uber.
#CabFareNiKituYaCaps
#ItsGivingExploitation
#EwwToLegalGatekeeping
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Went to look at that law firms review rating and I AM DEADDDD😂😂😂
My top 3 favs!😂
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If Stivo simple boy says brain is “Bruuen” guess what?
Bruueen it isss!!!
Au sio? Ndomanake🤣
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Guys, I haven’t been arrested 😂 Thank you for all the calls and check ins❤️
It’s the other
@sumeiya_omar
Please let’s amplify!!!
#FreeSumeiya
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But he advocated for lawyers to get jobs🥹🥺🫶🏾
RAT please free this man and admit him to the bar🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Plot twist- it’s not a degree😂😂🤣🤣
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Imagine we currently have the 50th LSK president since LSK was formed, and pupils can’t even get paid 50K??😅🤣
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Also, all the CS are billionaires, and their families are set for life.
A job or title doesn’t mean much if we can’t recover all the money lost from their Corruption or all the bad policies from their incompetence.
#RutoMustGo
Before you start praising him for listening. Remember we didn’t have to get killed, face police brutality or get abducted for him to start doing his job.
#RutoMustGo
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Due to the overwhelming feedback on this, a group of lawyers will now be simplifying our Constitution in our new weekly series called:
Katiba Watch Wednesday
#TibaNiKatiba
at 8:30 pm.
Please join and use
#TibaNiKatiba
for contributions, see you then!
This is actually a great idea!! I am willing to host a weekly space where we discuss a Chapter of the Constitution or a few articles and the commentary.
Shall we?
@Af_yarre
@Pareno_Solonka
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Passport ni 12K????????
Alafu you come back and get harassed by KRA agents at JKIA???
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Uganda is about to capture us, but you captured my heart a long time ago. Wassup?🥹
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Started the week on a great note as I have been admitted as a Patent Agent by
@kipikenya
😊🎊
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Hey guyss, update on our survey!
Our Pupillage/Associate review survey got over 200 + responses- I have published the findings here.
The drive link includes a pdf analytics and a google sheet. All the best in making decisions on pupillage🤗
Hey guys, this google docs is still open for contributions.
We have also created an anonymous survey, that includes both reviews on Pupillage stations and Associate salaries.
Please fill the survey and share🤗
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KRA eyeing us baby gurls, soft life ambassadors, is clearly double taxation because wababaz washafile retuns💀😂
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Funny how all tax proposals aim to tax the formally employed.
Now all companies and private institutions will be be hiring employees on a casual basis and the tax burden will fall squarely on government employees.
President Ruto proposes new NHIF Bill compelling Kenyans to pay 2.75pc of their gross pay towards the health cover scheme, says it will bring equality in payments
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Pls Senior, your lawfirm has time and again been the most toxic work place with a high turn over.
Not taking pupils will be a relief to everyone who was about to go through that trauma.
The point is to pay interns/ pupils well, please don’t lose focus 🤗
@mayar_dollin
@etadv
Or are they saying we do not pick pupils at all moving forward unless you are recommend by someone! Because at this rate I doubt I will hire anyone who randomly shoots me an e-mail with their CV as I have so often done.
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“I have young people in my house”
Wigs za Charlene zinakaa ya a young person kweli??
#RutoMustGo
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Okay Morio for the emissions!😂😂🤣
Imagine woke trainee lawyers now insisting on using cabs instead of walking yet tweeting and retweeting carbon footprints stuff everyday and environment care. Kumbe comfort is more important than your values of a green conservation world 😂😂
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Not POLSK saying that some people are wondering how we got the audacity to do that survey 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need us, Gen Z lawyers to tap into this audacity even more🤞🏽😂
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How will I survive this week without a public holiday?😭😭😭
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Mtu hana snacks tunaambiana nini?
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I care about like 3 things in life, and young people in law is one of them.
Interns/pupils please don’t be afraid to walk… away from toxic lawfirms and situations. You deserve to learn in a healthy environment, where you are dignified.
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Not my pupil master calling me Shawrty for the Excel sheet 💀😂😭
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If we all say we are done with the week right now, who will stop us?👀
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The fact that Wow wow hasn’t given Tonnie Mpole an influencing gig is where brands fail😅
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Brian Mwenda, a Looyuur is driving a Lexus and has an iPhone while real Advocates are out here hustling in Jeevanjee?😭🫢😂
I am ready to be his pupil- Show us your ways master🫶🏾😂
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Right now, your biggest enemy is your duvet at night😂🥲
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Can’t believe we lost Joho as CS Lands, mtu ako kwa ground bana 😭😭😂😂😂
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So honored and jazzed to represent
@young_uon
and
@uonbi
in
#CPRMed19
International Mediation Moot in São Paulo!
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Me at 8:01 every morning 😂
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Officially at that age when kids play with me in public, their parents tell them,“Wacha kusumbua auntie”😭😂
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Sooo proud of everyone who organized and attended the protest today!
#EndFemicide
#EndFemicideKE
#TotalShutDownKE
🥳🙌🏾
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Hii story ya Nkatha reminds me of when that annoying blogger partner created a completely false story to try to embarrass a pupils drafting knowledge 😂😂💀💀🤣🤣🤣
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Listen, if you care the least bit about your personal data, don’t apply to un-named lawfirm that have random gmail addresses. What do you mean by Nairobi based, Kwani firm haina jina?
Also, include the salary range, ain’t no body got time to apply only to be told it’s 5k😭🫢
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Any female CPA (K) accountant, looking for a job? Please dm me if you qualify🤗
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Recently admitted IPhone Advocates walipost picha zao on Friday, watu wa android ndio wanatetemesha picha za studio leo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Gazette notice is out, and guess who is on it? Your fav TL CLE noisemaker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Niko ndani ndaaaani Kabisa!😂🎊
Finally, we can smell admission😍🤧
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Gone are the days where seniors pay the lunch bill, these days they go on Twitter to complain, in caps lock, about 300 bob Uber rides. WE ARE LOSING OUR CULTURE FR FR🤣🤣🤣
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Kenyan Start up Idea:
App/website where parents can trade old text books with each other or download current text books in soft copy & Print.
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@smallowah
Let me save you a disclosure nightmare, Senior, interns at your firm are paid nothing.
Unnecessary Angst is what they go through when they have to take tea for lunch. You don’t need to be a “white shoe firm” to pay interns a small stipend.
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And I am gladly one 😌
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Kenyan Lawyers set to sit for the National bar exams, kujeni hapa tuongee!
With less than 5 days to the
#BarExamKe
we are yet to receive any communication from
@CLE_Kenya
on whether we have exams or not.
#CLEBarExams
#DisbandCLE
#SaveMePlease
😭
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By the way are we still in October ama ilifika December because what in the sherehe is this?😂😂💀
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Me as a lawyer: Your honor, Masaa ni machache na leo ni Friday💀😂
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So you will tweet about LITERALLY everything else but not respond to all the tags to regulate Legal internships/Pupillage? Wah, maaajabu
This statement is a recipe for chaos as it legitimizes land grabbing and squatting. Land disputes should be resolved within the confines of the Law. The President took an oath to protect the Constitution & must encourage adherence to rule of law.
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If you loved The Practice, Boston Legal and Anatomy of a scandal, there is a new legal drama directed by David E.Kelley called the Lincoln Lawyer that is defo worth the watch😍🤌🏾✨
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Came across a really great app called Wakili Fees- that calculates fees real time as per the ARO but it’s only available in Android 😭💀
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Accidentally got branded as a “Tech and Innovation Law Expert” but in the spirit of audacity and manifesting, will not correct that 🫢🫢😂😂😂
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Things my Mom did: THIS
I am beyond grateful to the Almighty for giving me such a constant reminder of just how much goodness, kindness and love there is in the world packaged as a Mother, Mentor&friend🥺❤️
Congratulations Hoyo Macaan🎉To many wins in this world and the akhira❤️
Alhamdulilah it has been a long journey in pursuit of my PhD in Oncology and Palliative Care.
I successfully developed a Model for Cancer Pain Management labelled the “Xaanun Care Model”
I hope it will be adopted and implemented to help the Our community
#MKU17thGraduation
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Curfew has been lifted but I all I can think about is all the times I lifted you…even in prayers💀😂. Can I take you out at 10:01 sometime? You don’t have to reply, say hi to your sister 😂
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