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pisces.
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined September 2009
Snoop Dogg is just my favorite. Man can rebrand however he wants: bake cookies with Martha Stewart, host game shows, sing R&B/ make groovy tunes, be a Rasta and still is known ABOVE ALL as one of the hardest gangsters and a hip-hop giant.
Snoop Dogg breaks world record with massive cup of gin and juice.
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Probably off to start finding work experience.
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These are the type of rich and in love problems I want to have:.
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“Quick and easy meal for when you’re feeling lazy!”. Then they chop an onion. Please man.
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Imagine being able to sit down and your tummy behaving like this 😩.
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I don’t even have the capacity to reply to texts properly anymore, I am truly understaffed it’s just me in this body 😭.
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I’m lowkey the girl of my dreams and I’m so freaking excited to watch myself build into an even bolder, brighter and beautiful version of myself.
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Kris Jenner, the life you have lived.
Beyoncé enjoying day off with family and friends, kris Jenner is with them.💖
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How the legal team is doing this without angry crying is above me.
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Let me tell you something fellas, you will find someone better than me 🙏🏾.
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Face ID to unlock WhatsApp.
What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person?.
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*touches his hairline* who did this to you? 🥺.
Going on a date with her then you see the lace of the wig is visible 💔💔💔<<<.
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Sometimes you just need a night like this with somebody that’s giving you the best two weeks for your life.
Tyla releases the video to her track “Breathe Me” featuring her alleged boyfriend Geo.
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You’ll be minding your business, having a great day and then remember that Condola is pregnant.
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My friends men are truly like uncles to me.
As friends I think it’s very important for us not to share a type 😭.
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What a terrible year for her opps! ✨🙂↕️.
Tyla will release a new song in Partnership with Coca Cola. ‘Tears’ dropping November 20th!
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My honest truth is that I only reply with voice notes to my musician friends because I’m trying to become an Interlude.
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Drizzy loves shouting at girls who stay out late and groove. He cannot stand it. Very strict.
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Me pulling up to any drama that involves Kendall and Kylie getting cancelled:
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Put down the CDJ’s, we actually need more architects.
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You have seen enough.
a new wig or prescription glasses?.
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I don’t tell myself there’s rice at home. Whatever I want, princess.
What are some of the ways you show up for your inner child?.
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Year-End fatigue is gobbling me, swallowing me, dripping down the side of me.
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The Pfizer in my veins vs Omarian variant:.
#COVID19 UPDATE: A total of 51,977 tests were conducted in the last 24hrs, with 8,561 new cases, which represents a 16.5% positivity rate. A further 28 #COVID19 related deaths have been reported, bringing total fatalities to 89,871 to date. See more here:
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My bank account balance listening to me making plans that involve spending money: .
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This just feels like a “I gotta get my shit together” type of year.
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“6000 bombs per week” “2000 pound bombs…some of the most lethal and destructive available” . “No one is spared…not even babies”. Unreal. Entire generations wiped out.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS YOUR ANGER WITHOUT CRYING?????.
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SAPS is there for administrative purposes. Certifying documents, getting affidavits etc. Forget about protecting and serving.
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That’s what the handbrake is for babe.
Should I replace my break pads or buy a wig?.
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Strength to her and I hope in her healing she never forgets that she did the right thing.
The mother of convicted murderer Lungile Nxelelwa was a key witness who worked to make sure he received a tough sentence for raping and murdering his girlfriend Keneilwe Pule. Newzroom Afrika's Zikhona Tshona reports. Watch:
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When do we call it harassment?.
Kanye West delivers a truck full of roses to Kim Kardashian:. “MY VISION IS KRYSTAL KLEAR 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹”
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Thembekile is a real journalist because I would’ve burst out laughing.
Tall Ass Mo needs to stay away from podcasts and interviews until he is calm
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If you're seasoning your meat in your kitchen sink, don't invite me over for anything.
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Distance doesn't mean a thing when your friendship is rooted in a solid foundation of love and genuine support. You know you'll always have each other's back and they'll be the first person you turn to.
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I am so incredibly unhappy but I am trying. At the very least to show up for myself.
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We can’t do this every year hey.
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Helena Bonham-Carter would’ve BODIED this.
Here’s your first look at Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil in Disney's Cruella. The film, also starring Emma Thompson, Paul Walter Hauser, and Joel Fry, comes to theaters May 28, 2021. #D23Expo
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I won’t lie, I know it’s the truth but I don’t like it when visitors speak on it. 💀.
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Our love turns 4 today. ♥️ Anniversaries are such a necessary reminder.
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He truly has the taste of a mob wife.
Drake is really out here sleepin’ on a $400,000 mattress made out of horsehair and stingray skin 🤯
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Pre-Rich.
What is this chapter of your life called?.
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Imagine, Isaac.
I think everyone should run the Comrades Marathon at least once.
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The heavy lifting tomorrow’s salary needs to do? God bless it.
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With Morning Live playing on the tv ♥️.
Who remembers getting dressed for school in front of one of these on cold mornings?
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South Africa next please 🙏🏾.
Australia will ban imports of disposable vapes from 1 January to combat the increase in vaping among young people.
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Dobby is a free elf! ❤️.
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I just want to be told to quit my job and not to worry because I’m going to be taken care of.
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Americans would give birth in the kitchen sink if they could.
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There is nothing that annoys Kim like Kourtney’s work ethic. 😂.
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Eish uTata ka Eben came out stronger 🥹.
🗣️ "I lost my father this year so I'd love to win this for him.'. 🔊 Get the sound on to hear this raw emotion from Aaron Smith ahead of his final game in the @AllBlacks shirt
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Violence in SA, whether it is systemic, physical or sexual, bears no real consequences for perpetrators. Only its victims continue to get left in the dust to find a way to survive through it.
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Damn you guys really know rugby, talking about formations and back lines and stuff. I’m really just here for moral support and the score.
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I am so happy Serena chose Alexis Ohanian Snr to be her husband. He loves her so beautifully out loud and with a heart full of adoration and respect. She really scored such a great partner.
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It’s so warm and humid in ALICANTE, SPAIN! 😍😍😍.
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Whoever looked at champagne one day and decided to add orange juice, I thank you.
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