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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Not this East African going to the Roc Nation brunch in 2023 Rigathi couture 😩😩
@RocBrunch
Roc Brunch
2 years
Daniel Kaluuya | 2023 #RocNationBrunch
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Sis knows where every single title deed is 😂😂
@WambuguWanjohi
Mbogo ya Nduîki
2 years
Politics aside, how Rachael Ruto snatches the certificate from Daktari, secures it and tucks it nicely in an envelope before joining the celebration is perhaps the most responsible thing we have seen all week
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anyolo
2 years
I love such stats... because they tell us absolutely nothing
@BreakingNewsKE
CapitalFM Breaking News
2 years
NAIROBI Expressway marks major milestone with 10 million motorists using the new road since it was opened last year.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
I love watching these YT videos of travel content creators visiting Nairobi and being scammed by taxi/bodas "How much from Sarit Centre to Ibis?" Boda: 1000/- 😂😂
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@anyolo_
anyolo
5 years
The word 'Kenya' is omitted here very deliberately 😂😂😂. Tunaelewa sis.
@BarackObama
Barack Obama
5 years
Yesterday, marathoner Eliud Kipchoge became the first ever to break two hours. Today in Chicago, Brigid Kosgei set a new women’s world record. Staggering achievements on their own, they’re also remarkable examples of humanity’s ability to endure—and keep raising the bar.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
Ok. 2 contracts within a week and one of them is for 3 years (in a pandemonium no less). Here's to being productive and paid 🙌🏾.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
@miss_mumbz We're really being weird about so many things
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Kenyan babes leave these lands and go and thrive. Love it.
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
2 years
Congratulations to @pollyirungu on becoming the official photo editor for the Office of the Vice President to the Biden-Harris Administration 💕
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Mimi I cannot imagine being conscripted to fight for Kenya. I would cry the whole way to the battle field.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
6 years
A whole mess. Love yourself because your ugly is showing.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
4 years
Suddenly there is concern for 'Wanjiku' 😂😂
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 years
Speaker Muturi: Dissolution of parliament is not something you just wake up and recommend. "It is 'Wanjiku' who will bear the cost of doing a fresh election." #TheGenderAgenda @SmritiVidyarthi
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
My teen christian phase should be erased from my memory bank. Very cringe 💀💀
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Send to China direct, do not pass go or try and collect even 200ksh.
@MEsipisu
Amb. Manoah Esipisu EBS
2 years
Great result. Jersey returns to Kenya Kes 450 million seized stolen cash
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
That babe really did a harambee on here for Ksh 6m because tribal clashes daddy couldn't raise the amount and yet yeye ni rich kid??? Awouro.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
Abortion would be legal in EVERY culture on earth.
@ianmbunde
Solange Mbunde
3 years
What if both men and women could get pregnant, like 50/50. Hakuna kumwaga ndani juu hamjui nani ako fertile 🤭
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
I'm on a GOK virtual call and what chaos. We started 45 mins after the scheduled time. Someone's mic is on has shouted: "Get out you silly monkey" 😭💀
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
New Visa regime from Jan 1 to SA. Visa free for 90 day visa!!! Halala!!!
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Let's ask King Leopold's ghost
@PortiaCrowe
Portia Crowe
2 years
Why does Brussels group all the Africa flights off in their own walled-off end of the terminal? I always forget there are no cafes, and once you’re there you’re stuck
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
You were ahead of me in PB....not the brightest of the bunch
@Annitajoe1
✊🏾 Tuirio twega
2 years
Why do some people insist on having their sexuality as an identity??
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Can they tell us the names of the bars I go collect this money??
@PhillipMedia1
PhillipMedia1
2 years
Weeh...Yesu rudi tu 😩
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
Gen Z really doesn't care about your colonial buildings and former prestige
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
Actually, this is what they actually meant when they brought that religion 💀
@verbstract
V_RB
3 years
Ah 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 This took me out
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
I celebrate all the bi Kenyan men who are trying to live their lives as honestly as they can in this society. Not easy at all from every side. Sending light ✨
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Ndii was asked about his new post and he posted a link to the comparable office in the White House 😭😭😭
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
I need my waganga people to forget any other work they have and focus only on rain dances and offerings.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
1 month
So now we know for sure that it is DCI abducting citizens
@TheStarKenya
TheStarKenya
1 month
The veteran journalist has since been freed.
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anyolo
1 year
@ElsaAngel19
Elsa Majimbo
2 years
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2 years
Ndio mimi nakushow
@TheStarKenya
TheStarKenya
2 years
"I'm a scientist!" - President William Ruto has defended his move to import genetically modified organism (GMO) foods.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 months
@heyachieng I've been sending this lady emails religiously since last week. She is the Resident Representative of IMF to Kenya - Ms. Haimanot Teferra Email: hteferra @imf .org
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Too many of you on here have church choir/band/praise & worship team trauma 😂😂😂
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@anyolo_
anyolo
5 years
I hate to say it, I hope I don't sound ridiculous, I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street I wouldn't... I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.
@justmwihaki
mwīhaki 🇵🇸
5 years
bomboclaat.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
You're absolutely right, but PR not having good PR is a bit funny
@Pancwise
Pancras
2 years
‘Just PR’ is such a derogatory phrase to those in the PR industry. I don’t hear people saying ‘It’s just engineering’ ‘It’s just plumbing’ ‘It’s just medicine’. So vexing.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Where is your mouth to talk about it? Why do you think it's her job?
@Kislev_Kel
Rich Kel 👑
2 years
Why isn't shawry for sewage talking about Uhuru park's littering .Some times and actually most of the times the garbage problem ain't about the government it's the people who do the littering. Waste management starts with you .You can tell that park was just reopened huu mwezi.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Don't forget that in Ghana, MPs used the LGBTQI+ issue to whip up the public and divert questions about the imploding economy.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 months
Friends, please support this good chap below. He has mobilized in a crazy way in Nanyuki. He has given me permission to share his number for anyone who would like to donate to support. I know him and can vouch for him. +254710472810 Please RT #RejectFinanceBill2024
@lewis_ngunyi
Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪
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anyolo
2 years
I'm so happy that the freemason and Illuminati era is back
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
@Onjerika @NonieMG My mum exercises everyday (yoga and walks) and she has a weekly 'chama' with friends where they usually go for a walk and workout in Ngong Forest and then have someone come speak on a topic...mental health, healthy diets...cancer...etc
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@anyolo_
anyolo
4 years
This man has appropriated all kinds of powers to himself that he does not have.
@KTNNewsKE
KTN News
4 years
@InfoKfcb submits reopening guidelines for cinemas #KTNNewsDesk
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
@viru5detected @denniskioko I really laughed a few weeks ago when my American partners asked for a certain time and our client based here (African) set the call for 11am and kept it moving.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
How do you flag off nurses leaving the country??
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@anyolo_
anyolo
1 month
To the people of Haiti I'm truly sorry
@Eastleighvoice
The Eastleigh Voice
1 month
UPDATE: Second batch of 200 Kenyan police officers arrive in Haiti for the Multi-National Security Support Mission
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
1 PhD at the University of Nairobi law school between 1950 and 2010!
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@anyolo_
anyolo
6 years
Fascinating how some of you can articulate racism so eloquently but Birdboxing your way through sexism, homophobia and transphobia. We see you.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
5 years
Ni kama tupata BOGOF.
@NationBreaking
Nation Breaking News
5 years
MWAI KIBAKI Private Secretary Ngari Gituku denies reports the ex-president is admitted to hospital; says Monday visit was for a routine check-up.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
@_Guchu @Nukta_ Abolish the "mine is just a comment" industrial complex for real 😂😂
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@anyolo_
anyolo
4 years
Parenting itself
@urbangaygriot
Diatonic Dissonance
4 years
What toxic parenting practices have stopped with YOU?
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anyolo
2 years
I hope "not all yt people" pays his yt interns in mandazis.
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anyolo
2 years
There is something very deep to be discussed about the decades long heartbreak many Kenyans have endured
@NkiroteMutisya
Miss Mutisya
2 years
My dad has been silent since the results were announced. Sijui ni calculations gani anafanya kwa simu and with his pen and paper. Check on your parents who've been voting for Rao since time immemorial. 😫😫
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anyolo
3 years
Runda step mum needs to let us breathe 🤣🤣💀💀
@dexxe
safaricon hater #2
3 years
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
To be honest some of us don't have another platform left in us 😭😭. It's here or bust.
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anyolo
2 years
I'm really uncomfortable with Kenyans using "Let's make X great again". Y'all know that was a rallying cry for Ammrkan fascists right? Also, there is nowhere in this country that has been 'great' except if you are a colonialist or their sympathizers.
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anyolo
2 years
@DMweteeli @miss_mumbz Did you lose it for them by accident on purpose?? 😂😂
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
Si that person who wrote that USIU thread writes erotica? Are the stories as anticlimactic?
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@anyolo_
anyolo
4 years
Giraffe Manor is "Africa as imagined by English people"
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anyolo
4 years
Don't tag the protestors please.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
5 years
Sonko is turning Nairobi into his sitting room 💀💀💀
@lwalubengo
Laura Walubengo
5 years
Why, Sonko, why?
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@anyolo_
anyolo
1 month
Here is the NPS confirming that they illegally abduct citizens
@NPSOfficial_KE
National Police Service-Kenya
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PUBLIC CLARIFICATION ON MISTAKEN ARREST OF MACHARIA GAITHO
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anyolo
4 years
Imagine working for the Kenyan Ministry of Foreign Affairs but speaking for the Chinese Government.
@KTNNewsKE
KTN News
4 years
Kamau Macharia: The authorities didn't want so many people living together in one flat. There were instructions that were interrupted as eviction, but were really about social distancing. You can't deal with the spread of COVID-19 when there's too many people living in one space
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anyolo
4 years
I can only imagine how some brains were exploding when @silasMiami said he has a husband and a boyfriend who know, and care for, each other. A lack of minding your business has now got your brain bursting a blood vessel. I should wish you to heal but can't be me.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
5 years
I've been fortunate to visit Kibra a number of times this year and specifically his offices and projects. Let me tell you, that his may be the only benchmarking anyone should speak of.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
5 years
<Rev Njoya blocking all and sundry.> KOT Men: Hahahaha Rev akuwe mpole. <Lady blocks trash> KOT Men: How dare she block all of us? She must have a mental problem.
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anyolo
3 years
@thegirlbt @dexxe chanel no. poo 😩😩
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
This is getting worrying
@yamibolow
yamibolo
2 years
Kokotoi kopalgei pai murenik eng' olo bo resop oh murenju?
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@anyolo_
anyolo
5 years
There was someone who tweeted about men who buy each other drinks. What should we say about this investment? What do these men want from the men they bought drinks for? Let's discuss...
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anyolo
2 years
That is not who I think it is 😂😂😂. Citizen loves to be messy this way
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
2 years
Nairobi nightclubs raided: 17 people arrested in raids on nightclubs in Nairobi. Clubs accused of noise pollution in residential areas. Pres. Ruto backs Sakaja’s crackdown on night clubs #MondayReport @TrevorOmbija
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anyolo
2 years
The actual protest for #MyDressMyChoice was scary as hell because those men were ready to fight and they said they will touch women as they please. It broke my spirit.
@brendawambui
South B’s Finest
2 years
It really breaks my heart, because this is how #MyDressMyChoice came about when we did it in 2014. Back then, the perpetrators were men in the matatu industry. Now, it’s men who ride boda bodas. But the violence? It’s still the same. 8 years later. A day before #IWD
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anyolo
2 years
@Ambrosia_Ijebu @WanjikuClara Whew. Kenya is perhaps, the most colonial apologist, rabid capitalist, Western postured country on the continent.
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anyolo
3 years
Weh but men will spoil your Christmas unprovoked. That Zulu meats babe was outchea discussing wine and books and now she is dealing with all the chaos because of the meat she chose 😭😭💀💀
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@anyolo_
anyolo
4 years
Wishing all the students, teachers and teaching support staff all the best, safety and care as they head back to class today.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
I think he should extend this and ban the police from having any kind of relations with the public in general
@lindahoguttu
Lindah Oguttu aka Mtu ya mjengo
3 years
Interior CS Matiangi says ministry to form rules banning police officers from having intimate relations with colleagues in order to avert marital murders.
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anyolo
2 years
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@DavidNdii
David Ndii
2 years
William Ruto’s freedom of worship is protected by the Constitution. State House is his residence. He is within his rights to do what he chooses within the privacy of his house.
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anyolo
3 years
Wait.... Women have been shouting on here how terrible Bolt is for years but now it is "men are being discriminated against, delete the app"....I'm not sure wtf is happening...
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
Aha. Instead of asking why our students are resorting to this (including talking to your own numerous children) ...you are more concerned about buildings. Telling.
@DrBKhalwale
Dr Boni Khalwale, CBS
3 years
The so called students at Kakamega High School, have set our iconic Alma Marta on fire! As a current parent at this school, I am to say the least ashamed. Idiots!
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anyolo
5 years
They should have paid him.
@KResearcher
Kenyan Facts 🇰🇪
5 years
In 2001,Jehovah Wanyonyi asked the Kenyan govt to give him Sh 3 billion or he would bring a curse to Kenya.
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anyolo
1 year
At least pedophilia is heterosexual.... Do you people hear yourselves????
@mahundez
Mavado Mahundez
1 year
@mumbikezzie At least it is heterosexual
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@anyolo_
anyolo
3 years
Imagine sucking up to the coloniser and they said no
@vlad_hernandez_
Vladimir Hernandez
3 years
UK diplomatic personnel in Kenya will not take up the offer of Covid-19 vaccines being offered by the Kenyan government. BHC spokesperson tells the BBC: "We are vaccinating our staff in Kenya, and their dependents, in line with the UK’s domestic vaccination roll-out plan."
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
Yo, Kinoti must be having bad indigestion
@ahmednasirlaw
Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC
2 years
In the coming months these FIVE men must explain to KENYANS and the WORLD the process/procedures on how over 1500 KENYANS were extrajudicially killed by police and military officers under their command...Did they give the orders or were they were acting on orders from above?
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anyolo
2 years
Recruitment ongoing #IkoKaziKE
@theylov3Ty
Island boi †♡
2 years
@currAm3L Huyu MBBC Nairobi atuambie 😂😂
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
One of the good things is that this may be the beginning of the end of Atwoli.
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anyolo
2 years
Gosh a yt Saatafrikan owns this app 😭😭😭
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@anyolo_
anyolo
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@pasrealiste It's conversely very jarring going to very densely populated places
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anyolo
2 years
I'm really laughing, Kenyans can our tongues not distinguish these worda when we say them out loud hat/hut/hurt/heart???
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anyolo
2 years
Yhu, I'm seeing quite a number of people I know who have had the most appalling service from Egypt Air. I think just avoid that bird at all costs going forward.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
6 years
Congratulations to him and good riddance to spammy texts. Don't have another promotion ever again. Thanks.
@SafaricomPLC
Safaricom PLC
6 years
Omar Hassan the 27 year old from Eastleigh is our last #MaishaNiMPESAtu apartment winner 😁 #SimplifyingLives
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@anyolo_
anyolo
2 years
For those of you having gayism and lesbianisms Kenyan discourse ™, all the best ✌🏾✌🏾
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@anyolo_
anyolo
12 days
Every single story of depravity in this country, this man has been involved
@Jolyn4N
Joww
12 days
20 years later and it's still the same damn mess Time to wrap it up! #NaneNane #RutoMustGo
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anyolo
5 years
Even if homosexuality is a choice, it is not yours, move the fuck on.
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@anyolo_
anyolo
4 years
We weren't 100% sure but now we're convinced it is exactly about that
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 years
BBI: It is not about making Uhuru Kenyatta a prime minister or making Raila Odinga a president. - Raila Odinga #BBIReport
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anyolo
3 years
#TW Rape Why did 2 hospitals turn away a lady who was raped at the concert last night?? Is this the standard operating procedure of these private hospitals (Nairobi Women's being one no less)
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