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My birthday is coming up next month. If you wanna bless me, feel free to buy me
1. a book (or several) off my Amazon booklist or
2. a record (or several) off my Vinyl list 🙏🏿
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Humiliation as discipline is such toxic parenting
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“The wolf says fencing the hen house has been bad for his nutrition.”
One in six men, ages 16-29, say 'feminism has done more harm than good,' study shows
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Congratulations to white people for discovering the things they labelled as savage and uncivilised when they found our ancestors doing them
Coconut husks have been identified as a durable and cheap alternative to wood and could save millions of trees from being felled each year.
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"Dress modestly so that men can imagine you naked" is a poor thought process that has carried on too long
Personally, women who dresses like this are high in sex appeal. The curiosity of what she carries keeps a man afloat.
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If something needs to be shrouded in secrecy to convince people to do it, guess what...
pregnancy and child birth wasn’t meant for the digital world. we’re actually not supposed to know as much as we do because now we don’t wanna do it lmaoooo
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*Sigh* Feminists didn’t fight for women to work. Any woman who wasn’t upper/ruling class was always working. Feminists have been fighting for fair recognition of and compensation for women’s labour
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Yet I have never, in fact, woken up in a new Bugatti
Be conscious of the lyrics you sing. Mantras are powerful.
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But let a queer couple hold hands in public, suddenly it’s the end of moral decency as we know it!
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His friend didn’t even check him on it, just advised him to “get her something nice”. These are the same friends who don’t know any abusers and rapists btw
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No one is stopping you from dying btw
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This is not bravery, it’s the desperation of poverty. Don’t romanticise it
Brave teen girl Evalyne Wairimu roam Nairobi streets begging for school fees
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These parents are moving with the energy we all need tbh
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Wherever Suzanna is, I hope she's still on her worst behaviour and living her best life
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They better have 1995 prices to match the pretence
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I have no interest in bad faith discussions.
Them: You’re a feminist?
Me: Yes
Them: So that means you hate men?
Me: Yes
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Always retweet so people don’t forget
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You can’t even print passports. Sit down
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They’re not even hiding it anymore
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It’s where men being abusive to and killing women, and women developing fear of and resentment for men as a result of those actions, are weighted as similar infractions
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After people harassed that lady for drinking coffee with her husband? Wueh. They better not open up their marriage to the vileness that is social media
I need women in healthy relationships to give us more pleasant story time in 2024
We are tired of hearing from these pick me women and the slave master husband-boys
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White people are inventing the cultures that they violently colonised out of us.
People around the world are joining ecovillages — where neighbors share responsibilities like farming & childcare — as climate change makes them search for a more sustainable existence,
@melissagodin21
writes
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The kicker is that the trick to retaining Gen Z is the same as anyone else. Pay people a living wage, stick to work hours, staff your organisations adequately and invest in training and career growth for your employees. There’s nothing special about what Gen Zs are asking for
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Y’all: You look unapproachable
Golden Langur: Yet here you are, approaching me
Close -up of the rare Golden Langur. Researchers have said that this species works hard to avoid human interaction.
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Uber should have a “driver has ghosted me” cancellation option
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Someone on TikTok called cover letters, corporate fan fiction and I’ve howled for a good minute!
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Heh! Meru County will show us things
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This is a scam for the daughter cos now she's gonna be a full time Babe the Builder™️
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You could’ve done your solidarity jog in one of the stadiums that you promised us but alas
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We keep telling y’all you can’t pay your way out of sabotaged systems. They catch up with you eventually.
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Notice how goalposts have shifted again from “twitter feminists are just keyboard warriors” to “protesting won’t change anything”
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My Uber driver rolled up my window just as a couple of sketchy folk were walking past (I was on phone) and if that isn’t the Nairobi language of care I don’t know what is 🤣🤣
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Speaking of access, why must we be the ones always accommodating Westerners during Zoom calls? Why can't they be the ones to wake up at midnight for meetings?
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Rich people living off the backs of money that they stole and looted off of poor people calling those same poor people lazy is the reason we need to bring back guillotines
Charlene Ruto: The best thing we can do for our young people is create opportunities for them. I’d like to call on our young people, let’s not sit and be lazy. You are passionate about something, don’t give up on that. Reach out to us, give us your idea. I give a listening ear to
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And James Baldwin said “We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.”
Morgan Freeman once said: "Just because I disagree with you doesn’t mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in our society"
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Matiang'i should just declare the rest of August a public holiday, we try again in September
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My people, can we please meet behind the tent for 5 minutes?
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These limits never seem to exist when it's time for politicians to review their own salaries and travel around on our dime
Felix Koskei says the govt can only pay medical interns Ksh70,000, not the Ksh206,000 they are demanding
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My old man is on a conference call telling folks “I’ll check with my IT guys...” Reader, I am the IT guys
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Decentre yourselves from people's mental health struggles! It's not about you!
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My old lady gave me the “don’t get pregnant” speech in my early teens. Now I’m 33 and still going strong
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UberEats has sent me a a promo message for discounts for 5 loaves of bread. Now I just need 2 fish and y'all can meet me at Uhuru Park
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Y'alls HR managers are busy organising Women's Day events, meanwhile the files with sexual harassment complaints are so dusty that one can grow beans on them. We see you
#InternationalWomensDay
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I’m confused. Are they Uber drivers?
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Adult therapists should also introduce toys in their sessions tbh. I’d be a lot more comfortable opening up while building a Lego something
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I’ve been written off on all fronts
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Btw this is what cishet men mean when they say they want a woman with a sense of humour, they don't want you to be funny, they want you to find them funny
Babes, one of the surest ways to rizz a guy is to laugh at his jokes. Just laugh. And listen. Trust me, I’m from Ukambani. 🤣
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Then her bosses see this and she gets a citation for misusing the org car. Sometimes let people move in silence. Si kila wakati twitpics
The gracious lady being driven in this Land Cruiser decided to give all those waiting for a Matatu at the Lavington Mall stage a lift. She filled all the seats in the SUV with Kenyans looking to get to work.
#WeAppreciate
#HappyValentines
#ValentinesDay
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They’re doing it across the globe while simultaneously complaining about the immigrants in their own country
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I love the diversity. Grey suits, blue suits, black suits. Such an inclusive group 😍😍😍
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A wise woman once said, “Mark me absent and give me zero”
In North-Eastern Zambia, a bride has to cook for her in-laws, so they can taste her food before she marries their son.
The tradition known as "icilanga mulilo" is practiced by the Bemba people.
A lady and her family once prepared forty meals for their in-laws.
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All this waking up early yet the country is in a shambles. Laleni tu hadi midday, it won’t make a difference
CS Alice Wahome arrives at State Lodge at 6:35am for Cabinet meeting scheduled for 7:00am
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Someone on here once said, your privilege does not protect you from structural/systemic problems. Yes, your estate has water all year round, but your grocer doesn’t so your fruit and veg gets grown and washed in sewage. Thinkabourrit.
Kenyans react to video of man filmed washing fruits with filthy trench water
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This is why Kenyan workers are always being shafted by the government. There's no solidarity across disciplines and sectors. Instead of standing in solidarity with each other, everyone wants to play oppression olympics
Law students are getting less than half of that. Pray for them as you thank God for your 47k😅
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Please remember that this is the same Shell that was torn down during the previous regime for this exact reason
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A little louder for those in the back
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Meanwhile Kile matatus was that are held together by thoughts and prayers are still on the road
SWVL, Little Shuttle blacklisted by NTSA over illegal PSV services.
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This is a legit question, though
Offspring has asked me why adults are allowed to get angry at Kids and but kids shouldn't be angry at big people. Wueh! When are the holidays over?
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98% must believe it’s already arrived at the wrong destination
2% of Kenyans believe that the country is heading in the wrong direction due to bad politics.
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There’s a lady on citizen who has, with a straight face, said that “if people in the slums have somewhere else that they could move to, they should for their own safety.” You know. Cos they live in those settlements for shits and giggles
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Make education inaccessible then criminalise poor parents. Welcome to carceral capitalism
Parents face arrest if found with school going children at home
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This is parentification and it’s a form of abuse
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I hope all the men who were at the march are gonna take that energy back into the spaces they occupy with their male friends, family members and colleagues
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I refuse to believe all that largesse happened for a paltry 6m. The invitation “card” was a bloody rolex. Jay-Z alone could have written a 6m cheque without flinching. They shoulda just said they want to party and show off
JAY-Z 'raises $6 million' at inaugural charity gala - The rapper's superstar wife, Beyonce, was also in attendance. …
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“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”
Pastor Dorcas Rigathi praying at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem
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Who hired them?
Uhuru publicly bashes cabinet secretaries and longest serving aide for lack of seriousness
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@BigBadReni
He’s definitely done this a million times before and him blaming testosterone is nasty business
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Why haven’t I ever noticed the chaos at the last supper before? 🤣🤣🤣
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I will never get used to our political leaders publicly reminding us that they can access healthcare services in foreign countries
I flew to Ahmedabad, India on 31st December, 2019 and successfully had Spinal Surgery the following day at CIMS Hospital. I thank God for the Gift of Life, my family for their unconditional love and everyone who whispered a word of prayer as I went in.
#OfficiallyMadeOfTitanium
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We’ve already forgotten that we had people of Somali ethnicity in concentration camps just the other day? How we constantly deny them ID documentation? How about the Nubians in Kibra?
Kenyans have NEVER been XENOPHOBIC. We thank GOD for this. We are a NATION that appreciates many cultures and diversity.
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They will steal your taxes, run down public services, grab your land, destroy the economy, then shame you for living in the impoverished conditions that they created
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He's really worn the "colonizer on safari" kotuwa
Lewis in Kenya 🖤
📸 loribo_lomorwaz
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Just got back from a visit with the Presidet of Icand-y'all, this is the gate to their State House. No guards, just the president and his staff
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Hut tax was a tax on existing houses. Housing levy, you’re paying for thin air
What's the difference between housing levy and colonial hut tax?
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The perfect mental health patient for y’all is the dead one. Those ones you can love and light your way through. But those of us who are still alive are an inconvenience to your entitlement
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Harvey Weinstein has 4 daughter, Bill Cosby has 4 daughter (though one is deceased as of 2018) R Kelly has 1 daughter so please stop boring us with "as a father of girls" nyef nyef
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I really don't get into discussions with the "women should be armed" battalion who haven't done the research into how the justice system treats women who fight back at/kill their abusers/attackers. Love and light to you.
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Auntie is freezing in her kitenge while everyone else gets to wear a coat
So they even told auntie to put on her “ethnic wear” for her BBC News debut 🦭
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"...I appeal to him in ways his wife could never" is the oldest lie in the philanderers' playbook and the girlies lap it up like an oasis. You're so appealing that he married someone else and only indulges you part time, in secret. True love 😍
I have a married guy friend whose company I enjoy, and who I love to pieces. We’ve been friends for YEARS, since before the marriage. When we do link, it’s 97% innocent. His wife is completely hetero, yet he wants me to covertly assist him in attempting to persuade her to allow
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Y’all really brag about being exploited and that’s why we’re never making it out the trenches
Kama hupigiwi simu ukiwa leave, jua tu wewe ni mtu bladifuckin 😂😂
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Men, instead of slipping drugs into women’s drinks this December, stay home and spend quality time with your family
@gothichadassah
Girls if you dont want anyone to slip drugs into your drink this december, then stay home and spend some quality time with your family.
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Y'all need to get over the idea of love as a reward for what you perceive as good behaviour.
my hot take is i don’t think anybody should be dating until their shit is together. eating healthy, working out regularly, having a morning routine, a spiritual practice, a therapist, financial discipline. things like that have to come first.
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When you find yourself memorising bar codes it’s time to leave.
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“Fall pregnant.” Again with the passive language that invisiblises the boys and men involved
Shock as 13,000 school girls fall pregnant in Kilifi this year
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Lovers of the Big Bang Theory, how did Penny afford that apartment on a Cheesecake Factory waitress wage while Leonard and Sheldon, two physicists at a top tier uni had to split rent to afford the same?
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There is so much to unpack here. From the miserable salary to the unexpectedly high qualifications and the obviously rapey husband in the background
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