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Just as the below poster says, filing taxes shouldn't be something that's giving you a headache.👇
Contact
@ushuru_co_ke
to sort you out with your 2023 tax returns via WhatsApp link
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Lakini they couldn't help evacuate flood victims
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Helicopter is on top of KICC evacuating Mps and some VVIPS
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1. Otero being abducted and being released faster than Billy
2. Otero doing a space about what happened and casually saying it like ilikua round mwenda
3. Otero slowing down on dedicated hashtags
4. Otero hosting the president
5. Otero betraying his friend on his burial day
Wah
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But they haven't visited the injured peaceful protestors
#RutoMustGo
Clergy visits the home of MP Kuria Kimani in Molo to cleanse it after being vandalised during the anti-Finance Bill demos
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The future is digital but you're going to Dubai for a physical meeting 🤣
On my way to Dubai to chair Africa-Asia meeting on the applications of Digital Economy Platform in the world of work. The future is digital. As a country, it's a time we exploit the digital economy.
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But Kenya's
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
is being silenced
This platform is the number 1 source of news in the world!
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Opiyo Wandayi has read the names of all missing Kenyans. Free them all ✊
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Fuck Timberlands, fuck Volvo's, fuck kangols, fuck Imenti
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Kama Gaitho anaamini he can walk from Thika to Parliament then you have no excuse about walking 🤭
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Where is the patient confidentiality because why is she viewing a patient's x-ray?
Charlene Ruto visits Kenyans injured during protests in hospital
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Thursday: Digital Wankers
Friday: Spoilt brats
Saturday: iPhone KFC Uber lovers
Sunday: Our Children
Monday: Abductions
Tuesday: Treasonous criminals
Wednesday: Sons & Daughters
#RutoMustGo
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For once unalima kitu tofauti
Inspecting the farm. Huku kwetu ni kazi tu.
This season the weather is excellent. We are looking forward to a bumper harvest
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Egypt
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Aki Osama arogwe mpaka marehemu watosheke
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Maybe ata haitwi Ruto
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Otero does not know how much damage him co-hosting the president has done. Regardless, we continue with the agenda
#RutoMustGo
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Yvonne should let Larry Madowo call into studio
Tune in to
#TheExplainer
from 9pm as
@YvonneOkwara
hosts CS Kipchumba Murkomen on the impact of the floods disaster
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Bei ya gas imepanda ukaona utengeneze yako
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Let's start reporting this account and every other account that spreads stupid polls like this
#RutoMustGo
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Mum amesema uchanue hio nywele
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nimenotice ukikaa mbele kwa mat asubuhi unafika job bila hasira. Huko nyuma kila mtu anapanda anakaa amejam ni kama umemkosea. Mbele unakaa na dere unaona anapiga job bila wasiwasi unafika job kama amekupea motivation
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You wanted Kileleshwa people to be raped and robbed how are you even their MCA?
Hello
@DCI_Kenya
, nobody should threaten
@Osama_otero
. He made his choice and did nothing wrong.
This person threatening him should be looked for and arrested.
@NPSOfficial_KE
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Ni kama we need to change the messaging to
@AbabuNamwamba
. Release the Olympics list or resign 🤷🏻♀️
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Unaenda sleepover kwa mdemu anakupatia yoghurt na queen cake kumbe hio ndio dinner
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i ronoh
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Technically, we really are watching Ruto earn a salary as DP while blaming the government for non-performance saying he'll reform the same govt with a better salary as President🤡
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lakini mtu wa gas akikuja unataka abebe mpaka kitchen?
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Wah
Ababu anakaa kutoka Grammys kama ameenda AFCON final na taxpayers money
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The fact that ulipeana simu ukajitandaza kwa floor ukangoja upigwe picha ukarudishiwa simu ukatoka hio position ukaangalia picha alafu ukapost 🤣
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Watu waliishi Buru are actually worse at reminding you about it than watu walienda Alliance
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Obama became president, Moi and Kibaki died, Uhuru became president and finished his time, COVID happened, Raila lost 3 elections and man's still showed up like he forgot his jacket
Kakamega woman sends away lover as husband returns home after 17 years
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Huko Kakamega hii ni food portion ya mtoto ameanza weaning
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Watu wa Thika Road wako karibu kuamka waanze safari ya kuenda job na traffic
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Mum amesema unibebe
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imagine moving out of home cause a dude called Fanuel on twitter said so. How are you over 25 and still called Fanuel?
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Verb: kipchoge
Meaning: nothing is impossible
Example: I will kipchoge this exam
#Eliud159
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Mans is 25 and the 8th fastest man. The only thing that should go slow is you posting for us your cars
Omanyala's Manager should now advise him to go slow on media. It's adoring him at the moment, but a little slip in the next race, it'll turn against him.
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Holding to the 1% chance that he's resigning 🤞
President William Ruto will address the nation tomorrow at 1pm.
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"Ukifika Kinoo, vuka barabara, enda straight kidogo utaona gate to your first right kuna lorry imepark nje"
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Ordering food outside the restaurant and negotiating with the delivery guy to carry you home with the food >>>
Ordering food before you get home so that you fika at the same time as the food being delivered >>>>
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If Nairobi can survive without a deputy governor then we don't need the other 46 deputies as well
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POLITE REMINDER: You still have your current phone because clubs are closed
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We didn't become scouts throughout primary school to offer free military advice
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2 acres of spinach
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If kids are missing vaccines and the president hasn't flinched, were he the president during COVID, we'd have seen dust
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Knowing Ruto, maybe even these guys were intentionally late so that it looks like he's now strict
PRESIDENT Ruto locks out several CSs, PSs and parastatal heads for turning up late signing of performance contracts at State House.
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Ukitumwa kuchukuliana sweater kwa gari juu hujachangia mzinga
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Raila preparing for the presidential debate to avoid sleeping in the middle of it
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There is no way Itumbi confused names of who was arrested and also released. Itumbi knows something he's not telling us
#FreeBilly
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Going to Mombasa and realising Diani is in Kwale 💀
Weeh Jidena is in Diani. Mnishikilie kabla niende Mombasa mimi. 🥵🔥
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Who else thinks Kenyan politicians are the most difficult to deal with and the most unresponsive to their voters?
Who else thinks
@DStv_Kenya
is the most difficult company to deal with and the most unresponsive to its customers ?
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"After he tried to teargas peaceful protestors"
We are not editing history
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Tourism CS Alfred Mutua at Nairobi West hospital visiting police officer David Karuri Maina who lost both arms after a teargas canister exploded during the
#OccupyParliament
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Mans said 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mwenye ameniguuza kichwa kwa mat nikampea 200 nikidhani ni konda na akashuka ajue hii Kenya ni ndogo.
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😂😂😂😂😂
Nikiona tweets za Atanasi huwa nakumbuka ile interview yake ya K24 yenye alifuata presenter 😂😂
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Utamu ya kuoga na hii maji ni kama imekua boiled na jua alafu ngombe ikakunywa kiasi
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Campus was weird though. Online writing ilifanya ninunue nduthi ya biz na nikapanda cabbage, saa hizo nakimbizana na engineering drawing. Supplementary ikasimamisha reggae 🤣
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Akimwok warazi wanabuya, gova na wakidigi ni lagunya donga gota ni kuliet mashashola
What advice would you give to someone coming to live in NAIROBI ..... ?
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Just don't drink and drive? 🤷🏻♀️
Anyone who knows an online group where they update you on alcohol blow road block within Nairobi?
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Has there been any update made on this case? Will there ever be justice? It's been over 10 months
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I still repeat, hakuna watu wameiva fifa kama watu hawana PS. Wanacheza na passion usiwafukuze
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Kuna bahari nafaa kuenda na ni saa hii
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Someone at NTV is having fun doing his job with the puns
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We are at a phase where manufacturers have started lowering the quality of products because they can't increase the prices and things are about to continue tasting different over the months
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If Ruto has 257 security guards and each is paid 20k that's a whole 5.1 million per month. Then you add his salary. The executive is really burdensome to taxpayers
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If colonialism was to happen again, this man would have sold us long ago
Kenya joins the rest of the world in solidarity with the State of Israel and unequivocally condemn terrorism and attacks on innocent civilians in the country. The people of Kenya and their government hereby express deepest sympathy and send condolences to the families of all
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Education - Universities are too expensive
Healthcare - no vaccines
Affordable housing - taxes are stolen
Food security - fake fertilizer
Manufacturing - buildings are collapsing
Urban planning - illegal if you're poor
Transport - where's his flight?
What's Ruto's actual plan?
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Bwana
@SakajaJohnson
who owns the gas company? Umewachilia county these things are happening under your dimples
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Peak capitalism is thinking the local man is wrong to fight the high cost of living cause it will affect tourism
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Me after giving a conductor 1,000bob:
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Subtle media blackout is like how
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is showing all of town apart from Moi Avenue where cops are heavily moving
#RutoMustGo
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Mum amesema ulete nduma
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"Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted" should be a thing of the past. Employers should also notify those that didn't qualify the same. Ghosting demoralizes many unemployed people
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Pls if you're scamming someone just scam one person per family.
Kind regards,
The Mbundes.
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"one day kenyans will get tired" is a middle class narrative hoping the lower class will act on their behalf against oppression
Btw nothing can push kenyans to the streets lol, what is that last straw?
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Kuteseka? Yes
Stima? No
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Kuishi na mdemu huwa funny. Umechill unacheki TV anakuuliza kama unataka kuoga na yeye saa hizo ata hujasonga siku mzima
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No one made Luo sound so good as much as Octo did with Bank Otuch
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As we speak
@Osama_otero
there's families who are burying their kids. Sai sai. Ata mchanga haijamwagwa kuwazika, bodies are still in mortuaries na uko hapo cuddling with the president
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😭😭😭😭
Nakumbuka Raila akijam juu alikatazwa kushika worldcup, huyu mzee amepitia aki😂😂😂😂
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