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I don't know who Jolyon McVeigh is.

Newtown, CT
Joined December 2017
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@JolyonKlebold
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7 months
When 2 became 1 🧵
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@dklmarxist "I'm sorry!" .Lol. Prison.
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@joerogan Hamas has been calling for a ceasefire this whole time, Joe. Well, will you look at that?
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@JolyonKlebold
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6 years ago today and still no closer to any answers
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@JolyonKlebold
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@michaelsobolik To be clear… (because this seems complicated for some…). Bad guy Bad guy
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@JolyonKlebold
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@9mm_smg Prerty solid strongman body.
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@TheJoeySwoll He's probably just concerned with her hurting herself with that form.
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@gayannabeth You can't go to the bathroom without validation. You don't want a crusade.
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@jakeshieldsajj But, Jake, have you considered the agonizing ptsd you might have from running over Palestinians in a bulldozer?
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@9mm_smg Yeah ok, I'll be having a double quarter pounder. Mr. God.
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@joannesbitch You cannot stop what is coming
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@TheOmniLiberal He could unironically beat you to death Destiny
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@HDoumergumedov Pieces of shit believing innocent until proven guilty. How dare they!.
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@generalslug Catturd being in the hospital with a bowel blockage makes alot of sense since he is full of shit.
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@saperstein21 @TowerGangJose @jakeshieldsajj @jacksonhinklle @DrLoupis Peak male performance. You'd be unfamiliar with it.
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@9mm_smg The crew was like 22 pajeets.
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@Howlingmutant0 @TheOfficial1984 @KThor21 Deploy the bagel whore
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@PortsideSully I ABANDONED MY BOY!.
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@hungrybowtie If this fucking shirt doesn't die i swear to god
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@MattWalshBlog Either we're right or you know more than a NASA scientist.
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Time is a flat circle.
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@josh_hammer Get the fuck out of here.
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@Morbidful Someone is closing loose ends.
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@Timcast You could always say this to his face.
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@BowTiedYukon You know just livin the life - about to committ a mass casualty event.
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@DocStrangelove2 Um, doc, why was he naked?.
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@jncatron Waaaaa waawa all I've done is fought an entirely unarmed combatant under the age of 5. waaa waaa I so sad poor me.
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@xbtGBH Idk i had double bacon cheese burger from a gas station last Friday and hit a PR on the log. Sounds like nonsense.
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@_SatanWatch Fucking run from him!
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@DocStrangelove2 From the fucking other end of a food court btw.
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@realstewpeters Slim Sadie.
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@BrandonLBradfor You don't stop until the threat is neutralized. He was such a disgusting drug addict that the police refused to go near him out of fear of getting aids. Maybe if his father wasn't a pos and loved his son he would sue the city for negligence instead of trying to get a quick buck.
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@guelphgirlchris @ElijahSchaffer You could always try to bash his face in, tough guy.
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@elonmusk I don't think you understand the formatting of this meme.
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@iansmithfitness Yet when I say the n word all I ever hear is "sir you have to leave red lobster.".
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@jakeshieldsajj Being MK Ultra'ed and having unlimited lsd in the hippie era surely didn't hurt his chances.
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@KOofTheDAY @acdmma_ He could find a sparring partner he didn't grab off of twitter just like most mma fighters?.
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@OwenBenjamin @Birdman_Mercury Literally every person who had a boomer parent has at least 5 stories of incredible negligence.
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@RyLiberty Went a little too hard at the end.
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@9mm_smg Those Germans sure are. Tanned.
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@TheBabylonBee Every accusation is an admittance
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@Devon_OnEarth Saw a joke someone said he knew he wasn't a communist because he actually went out and shot someone.
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@JewishWarrior13 "IDF hero" bit of an oxymoron, no?.
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@johncardillo Only a former new York cop could be so gay as to accuse a black woman of being a nazi.
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@JordanParodyson His real name is Juden Peterstein.
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@benshapiro Do rocket misfires typically whistle, Ben?.
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@Chrisiann1 Not everything is fake.
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@iansmithfitness I suppose the same reason that releasing documents on the attack on the USS liberty would be a "breach of national security.".
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@SeanMcCarthyCom If he actually gets Israel to stop it will unironically be the greatest thing he's ever done in his life. I got my doubts, we'll see.
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@Category_Fury Riggers?.
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@iansmithfitness Yo Ian, what's up with all the funny little hats?
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@OsoBlanc0 Everything I have learned about Bert has been against my will.
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@punishednrx Stop making me have to answer this
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@scotthortonshow Is the mossad connection with Ghislaine Maxwell's father? I haven't dug into the source material/documents concerning Epstein. Other than that building reminds me of something? Can't place it?
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@jakeshieldsajj Turns out P Diddy means Penis Diddler or something idk I don't follow Jewish rap parties.
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@smokeismedicine Oh no a bunch of Saudi nationals with the full knowledge of the israeli, American, and every nuclear power goverment flew a plane into our buildings so we have to go kill Saddam in Iraq.
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@brianoflondon It doesn't.
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@Morbidful Stephen Paddock was already dead when this happened.
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@OwenBenjamin I deadlifted 505kgs. I'm the only man to ever do it. Since then we've destroyed all the barbells and didn't save the technology to rebuild them. And that was 50 years ago.
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Columbine Death Squads 🧵
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@9mm_smg There's. Video?
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@Howlingmutant0 @scubaryan_ They simply found a loophole for harming people. They can't ever press charges, because they wanna diddle. But they can't ever prosecute. Because they're slapping these guys around. A real modern chicken or the egg question.
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@9mm_smg @noinfringing Good movie before it got all woke in the end.
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@hayasaka_aryan *early life*
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@PandasAndVidya @TheOmniLiberal That's how you determine if they're gay or not. If they are not they float.
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Programmed to Columbine 🧵
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@greg140_6 @m7mdkurd So happy bro.
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@9mm_smg *plays in public and immediately drops my phone.*.Well he meant it quite literally I see.
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My theory about what happened at Sandy Hook 🧵
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The man in the woods is real 🧵
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@EYakoby RFK JR had a sex diary that after his ex wife read off'ed herself.
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@metzgov I don't want to alarm anyone but
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@iFightForKids You're only 23?.
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What I believe actually happened at Sandy Hook 🧵
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@fightoracle He somehow has less pec definition than 400lb Eddie Hall?.
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Phoenix had officially come home.
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@letmypplgoNOW @MaxNordau @BoltzmannBooty Yes. There were no beheaded 40 babies.
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We are so fucking back
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Las Vegas mass shooter Stephen Paddock had reportedly told people around him he was a “government experiment,” and would often lie in bed “moaning and screaming” in mental anguish. This week, the FBI released records related to those claims.
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@tddfucks @TRHLofficial My God it's what I feared, skin!.
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29 years ago, Timothy McVeigh acted alone and now "the matter is concluded.".
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You're paid by a bunch of billionaires, you all are, on both sides. Cut the crap. How much are you worth now, AOCIA?.
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@The_Aveees @LOKiii41967507 *Germans run off screaming Geneva*.
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@AntiCommieBecca What about jewish nationalism?
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He jerked off in a coffin in front of his dad.
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W. is the most normal person ever to be president.
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