BowTiedYukon
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Fitness | Broccoli Farmer | The Jungle Affiliate - YUKON10 | 💯Club💯
Peppermint Mine, North Pole
Joined June 2015
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I followed a school bus this morning on my way to the gym . Not a single kid in the back gave me the finger . The new generation is soft.
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“Plant based protein” cookie 440 calories 70g carbs and 16g of protein . or . McDs Double Cheeseburger 440 calories 34g carbs and 25g of protein
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Wife asked our 13 year old to carry something upstairs for her . He said his legs were sore from his football game . She asked “Why are your legs sore? When you ran the ball you got tackled for a loss, you didn’t run anywhere. You went backwards” . Tough in this house.
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I took my middle son to his middle school orientation this evening . We saw a dadmom and a momdad . I told him that those people are insane and suffer from mental illness. We laughed and made jokes about them the rest of the night . I refuse to tell my child this is normal,.
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Male response to "How's it going" severity scale. Pretty good - Not good . Can't complain - Rough couple of weeks . It's going - Alcohol and cigarettes are keeping him going . Just another day in paradise - Hates his job, wife and life . Things couldn’t be better - Going to park.
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At the pediatrician with my 9 year old for his yearly physical. The doc asks “Do your parents have any guns at home?” . My little snitch 9 year old replies “My dad has a gun right now” . The doctor and I:
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Nicotine is a great appetite suppressant . My 13 year old son cut down enough for his weight class on his Varsity wrestling team he’s found that Zyn pouches are a great way to control his food cravings . During school, after dinner. He’s not bored and hungry. He feels great
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I should also mention I told my son to remember the kids with the parents . I told him do not pick on or be mean to those kids . They can’t help their parents are insane and it’s not fair to be mean to them for a situation they can’t control . And if he sees anyone else being a.
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There isn’t enough water or enough boards to make me publicly admit my wife left my broke ass, spent 3 years getting bombayed only for me to take her back after I got the bag.
18 yrs ago I met my wife, 13 yrs later I lost her. 3 yrs ago I got her back and built @HostageTape into an 8 figure business. (#Thread 🧵)
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My wife does not pay attention to or care about politics . Today she asked me who I want her to vote for . I told her how to fill out her ballot tomorrow when she goes to vote . She focuses on our family, our home and her job. She trusts that I will make the best decision for her.
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Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio, weight training and count calories.
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My 13 year old informed me that he could have hit “bombs” off me when I pitched in high school . I haven’t thrown anything but batting practice since 2003 . I told him to get his bat, helmet and get in my truck . On our way to the Legion field for a life lesson.
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Women severely underestimate the power of losing 20lbs of fat.
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It’s beyond time for @ScottPresler to do his thing in Kentucky. Primary this rhino out to pasture
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If you can’t squat your girls weight for 20-25 reps you have 2 problems.
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A man who works in a temperature controlled environment who doesn’t have calluses on his hands and can’t squat his wife’s body weight that babbles about politics all day has an opinion about blue collar workers sick time….
Matt Walsh: “Taking a sick day as an adult should be pretty embarrassing for you”
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The legalization of marijuana was a complete failure . Something I supported . The amount of stoned, burned out losers just drifting around in society now is ridiculous . You want to get high? . No one cares . Stay home . I don’t want to talk to you or smell you.
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Not a chance
The gym bro mind cannot fathom that the woman on the left KOs the guy on the right in a ring.
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Random new guy at the gym . “Hey man do you know where I can get some stuff?” . WalMart has a lot of stuff. I’d check there . “No man, you know, some juice” . Juice? WalMarts has lots of juice. Have a nice day officer.
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This is the ideal male physique and it’s been proven 6x
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You should be highly suspicious of any man who coaches kids sports and doesn't have a child on the team.
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Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio, weight training and count calories .
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Proud dad moment . Talking to my 13 year old son about the rest of wrestling season . “Dad I’m not going to make weight next Wednesday”. I asked him how he knew that already . “The kid I beat out for my weight class is a senior and next week is senior night. His parents will be.
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Women will do anything other than traditional cardio, weight training, count calories and stick to a program long enough to see results.
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This is absolutely awful and I’m tired of people saying it’s not.
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My wife is a hospice nurse . Yesterday she went to care for her 1st patient of the day . When she got there her patients wife was fully Trump triggered . Spewing brainwashed fake news talking points and asking my wife her opinion . Wife said I’m here to take care of your husband.
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Dressing your daughter up like a CrossFit Thot and posting it online is not a safe and healthy activity.
Lifting weights is a safe & healthy activity for an 8-year-old. Agree or disagree?
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“Creatine damages your kidneys”. “I don’t want to get to big”
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“Plant based protein” cookie 480 calories 68g of carbs and 16g of protein . or . McDs 10 piece chicken McNuggets 420 calories 25g of carbs and 23g of protein
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For my fellow Americans on the app this is 101 lbs for 0 reps.
Is it time for me to claim the title for lb for lb strongest on Twitter? 👑 . 65kg BW .46kg incline dumbbell press for 5
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He’s just like us….
BREAKING: Trump reportedly called Kamala Harris ‘ret*rded’ in front of Republican donors at a private fundraiser, according to the NYT.
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If you’re not taking 5g of creatine a day that’s one small change you should make in 2024
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@consequence If this guy would have worried about his dick like he does vaccines none of this would have happened.
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If you can squat, deadlift, bench and military press your body weight for 20 reps you should not pay taxes.
Your body fat percentage should be your tax rate.
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If “I get my wife a towel when her boyfriend finishes” had a face
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This is the most diabolical grift I have ever seen . This woman cheated on her husband and got knocked up . The husband didn’t leave her and they are now raising her love child along with their children . Jesus saved her and her marriage . She leads women of faith to increase
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@PhilosophKing A dad that thinks he’s a woman and a mom and a woman who thinks she’s a man and a dad.
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My wife showed me a photo from Facebook of the mother of one my players at a local pride parade with the youngest son wearing a dress and lipstick . I immediately messaged the mother and informed her there was a typo on the rosters in the email sent out and her son was actually
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@Yoda4ever My buddy has the exact same thing happen except it was his brother and his wife.
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“I can’t get my protein”. 1 lb of shrimp .109 G protein .449 Calories .1 G Fat .1 G Carbs
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Turns out 21 years you lose some control. He got a few dribblers, fouls and I blew some by him. We laughed and then I threw him BP for 45 minutes.
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Reminder drinking one of these a day is 78 grams of protein you don’t have to think about
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I’m a father to 3 sons. If I were in my final days of the presidency I would issue pardons for my sons no matter what their crimes were . Anyone saying they wouldn’t is a liar.
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I love how everyone at my gym is so focused on health and wellness . This morning I saw 5 or 6 guys in the locker room taking turns giving each other flu shots . What a great gym community.
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Happy International Women’s Day to anyone who uses the pad on the bar for sqauts
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I forgot how much better this is than any other protein powder
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This is the ideal Vice President. You may not like it, but this is what peak Vice Presidential looks like.
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Wife and I wanted some alone time this afternoon . Told my 3 sons I hid $100 in twenties at the playground across the road . I left one twenty very easy to find . They won’t be back for hours . It only cost me 20 bucks.
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During our parent/coaches meeting for the 10U summer All Star team I advised the parents the boys should all begin a creatine regimen immediately. 2 grams in a cup of Gatorade Zero every morning. One mother was completely against this and said her son would not be taking creatine
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“gEt ReAdY tO pAy $20 FoR oRaNgE jUiCe”
Get ready to pay $20 for orange juice.
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I’m going to try the only fruit until noon diet . Breakfast
"Eating sugar for breakfast is the WORST thing you can do for your metabolism" . Meanwhile, I ate nothing but fruit until noon every day for 3 months and my fasting insulin & glucose were PRISTINE. My midsection fat disappeared. I had unlimited energy & in an incredible mood
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Friend of mine bought some creatine at Target the other day because he ran out . The 50+ female clerk ID’d him and said “kids have been overdosing on this” when he asked why he was being ID’d . When he laughed and said there is no way that is correct she got angry with him and.
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4-5 teenage boys could pick up and stack this in 20 minutes trying to show off for the girls in sundresses at a outdoor church summer revival service.
Imagine being the guy who just set up 100,000 chairs on the National Mall and they announce they’re moving the inauguration indoors
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My wife spent the morning getting caught up on laundry . She put all the boys clean clothes in bins and asked them to put it away . Our 8 and 11 year old got it done immediately . I heard her ask our 13 year old a second time this evening . I gave him 15 minutes and checked and.
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During tryouts for my 10U All Star team I had my wife check vehicles in the parking lot for any Biden/Harris, Bernie, Pro Ukraine, BLM, Rainbow flag/Pride etc stickers or decals . My brother in law who is a State Trooper ran the plates of any cars with any liberal progressive.
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This is when America was at its peak . 24/7 McDs . Dollar McDoubles and McChicken . What a time to be alive
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I’m going to save my wife $25 today and help with her make up.
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6+ figures white collar men driving Teslas listening to David Goggins asking you “who’s going to carry the boats” . Sir you pay a Mexican to snow blow your driveway . Jose will be carrying the boats while you are looking for your AirPods.
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Girls say they want a “dad bod” . What they don’t understand is they want a man at the end of his bulk.
See, this is a dad bod. Strong, built, but not obsessed. Men will cry in the comments, but balance is sexy, a little fat is very much appreciated!!
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@nypost So they won’t put her name on the ballot? . What kind of dictatorship is this? . Colorado?.
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My name is Ryan. I’m a 42 years old husband, father, and veteran. I voted for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz to protect my daughter’s right to choose. How about you?.#HarrisWalz2024
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Forget raw dogging a flight, raw dog a workout . No headphones/earbuds take in the gym music . Leave your cell phone in your bag. No IG, X, texts, calls or YouTube. Talk to some strangers. Give some encouragement and probably get some. Just you taking in the gym environment raw.
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39 . 9 years past “Wait until you hit 30, you won’t be able to work out as hard as you do now”. 4 years past “Wait until you’re 35, you will be fat like the rest of us” . 3 kids past “Wait until you have a kid you won’t have the time or energy to go to the gym anymore” . 16 years
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The pussification of the modern American man will be our downfall . I’m going to inject more testosterone. I’ll be right back .
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Catching up on the week with my oldest. Talking school and his wrestling duels . He mentions Mike a senior was upset his dad didn’t show up for their duel meet Wednesday night . I asked why he wasn’t there . “I guess he never goes but he said he would be there Wednesday and then.
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Looks like a bunch of shirtless chubby guys who will ask if you “are open to something different” as soon as it gets dark out .
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Girl at my gym started bringing her boyfriend with her to the gym. He’s always in the smith machine when I need it . I put a black women’s thong I got at WalMart in the gym bag they share . I think the smith machine will be available more after the way she stormed out.
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Took my son for his yearly physical . Doctor “Yukon Jr does your dad or mom have guns they keep safely locked away at home?” . Son “My dad has a gun in his pants right now” . Me
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