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The purpose of this twitter is to collect references to the Devil, Hell, and related topics in mainstream media. It's not pro-Satan; this is just for research. All articles archived for posterity here:
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The most memorable part of the Biden presidency has always been its dreamlike atmosphere. For years we've bobbed along in a sea of odd, inexplicable imagery with the sense that we are no longer quite in the real world. Fittingly, it's ended as a dream would, simply fading away.
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Now here is the type of content you can only get on /x/ (the other X), anon is committing B&Es to verify his hunch that the population is smaller than we're led to believe:
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One of the greatest psy-ops of our age is how greasy little goblins like this will pop into existence with 80K followers and book deals with major publishers while having vague and incoherent backstories, and they just lead the discourse around like pied pipers of the algorithm.
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I want to know what's going on with this dude whenever these expressions of pure, abject terror pass over his face. Does he forget who he is for a couple seconds? Is he mildly schizoid? Is he seeing ghosts and spirits of people he's wronged?
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This was tremendously f**ked up actually. In the old days it'd result in a fine and possibly a lesson learned; now it's subject to mockery & in-depth analysis by millions round the Earth till the person's suicide appears in your TL as a little digestif to hit the Like button on.
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The therapy cult that slowly took over America the past 20 years is so insidious. It's impossible to research because all the search results are geared toward the pro-therapy side but everyone knows or has heard of someone who's literally hooked on therapy like a junkie on smack.
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@meaning_enjoyer
the Hamilton Morris series where he goes into the deepest Amazon wearing designer shoes and skinny jeans to trip on frog venom remains probably the funniest thing I've ever seen, the YT comments roasting him make it that much funnier
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10+ years in schizo conspiracy land and "Elsagate" remains the most disturbing thing I've ever encountered by far, a huge interconnected network traceable to at least 2014 of videos designed to introduce young children to disturbing and violent medical-themed content.
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Very intense moment in my life was in 2011 when I was tripping on psychedelics in my apartment parking lot at midnight and my elderly neighbor saw me and called me into his garage, where he proceeded to lay out boxes of UFO research and told me all about his abduction experience.
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True Detective was so bad it's an actual scandal lol, it might take a while but eventually there will be some thinkpieces about what went on internally at HBO to get this mess approved and who paid off the critics.
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@echo_chamberz
I like how his hand is supposed to be placed over his heart but the generator miscalculated and put it over his belly like he just finished a particularly satisfying burger, very American image
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The genius staffer who decided to have him sip a beer at a Duluth brewery for some good blue-collar optics forgot that he's on 37 different medications.
JOE BIDEN: “In beer brew here... Huh ish issah use to make the brew beer here.. Issh Weer-fining... Oooooh Earth Rider... Thanks for the Great Lakes!”
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@JeffWellsRigInt
I think the explanation for that was covid "social distancing" and it led to some really bizarre campaign moments as well. As I recall, he did most of his campaigning from a basement.
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@as_a_poster
images like these sum up the entire early 21st century in ways words never could
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@WireRacing
If I show up for a teeth cleaning and my dentist looks like this I'm suddenly remembering that I switched insurance providers and rescheduling.
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Once again our intrepid and hard-hitting media has bravely acknowledged what people were discussing on internet forums over a decade ago; I don't know what we'd do without them.
Nickelodeon’s ‘house of horrors’: Inside the abuse allegations aimed at Dan Schneider’s kids shows
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Remember when the NYPost published this picture of a Ghislaine Maxwell sighting but then an ad company announced the pic was 100% doctored because they never had a Good Boys poster on that bus stop? Why do we have to live in a surreal dreamscape? Why can't things just make sense?
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Getting older is such a strange experience because there are constantly new batches of fully grown adults popping up who don't remember or know anything prior to five years ago. It's like you are surrounded with ever increasing numbers of amnesiacs.
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@LeaMaric
I'm wondering at what point the government will have no choice but to declare this a new religion, these people are so committed to the lifestyle that some kind of lawsuit re: accommodating them seems inevitable
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@AuronMacintyre
It's kind of like when you watch "V for Vendetta" and they've nailed every aspect of the tech dystopia except for the part where England has turned into a theocracy that jails gay people, which is so laughably absurd that it nearly ruins the movie
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@Davey_Cakes_T
@SorenSpicknall
the thing I really miss about these is how you could chew on the little antenna
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It is literally so insane that they found the bodies of a bunch of children buried underneath Ben Franklin's house and scholars just handwaved it away with, "Eh, his roommate was into anatomy and he had to do a bit of graverobbing, it's fine."
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@LokiJulianus
I'm guessing the same guards who got fired for sleeping through Epstein's suicide found new jobs with the NY transit system and blew it again
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Babe wake up another vaguely apocalyptic omen dropped
Not an auspicious look for the Royal Family. The auguries are piling up.
"Seven Household Cavalry horses, including one soaked with blood, ran loose in central London after throwing their military riders." The Household Cavalry is the King's official bodyguard.
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The most bizarre part of it all was the hyper-focus on medical themes specifically. Clearly a group of people had planned, and put tons of effort and money into, videos centered around dentistry, surgery, and medical implements, aimed directly at very young kids.
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@PerpetuaHughes
House would have given Chase so much shit for Australia going full police state
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I distinctly remember 4chan discovering these Flash games in 2014 and launching an investigation into who was making them (they didn't get very far; the idea of an AI was floated). The MSM finally picked up on it in 2016 when these videos were dominating YouTube.
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@clown_synthesis
That was so weird. He claimed he was trying to prove British banks were profiting off the sex trade, which is easy enough to believe whether or not he was guilty. Not sure where I land on that one yet, haven't read enough about it.
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@BoltzmannBooty
he's a year out from extreme sensitivity to light and a constant craving for blood
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Decided to make a 🧵 about my top ten favorite omens over the past decade. I don't see enough omen-posting on this site, and there've been some real bangers. It's high time for a compilation.
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@PurimNikhter
@slimeslinger
This is one of those images that you have to save in your documents for 7 years across multiple devices while having faith that one day there'll be a reason to use it
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It's so totally grotesque that I can hardly wrap my head around it
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@PYeerk
Can't wait for the arguments: "A human is anyone who calls themselves a human. Some humans have a CPU. Others have brain matter."
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@Y2K_mindset
The important motif in each of these is the person getting dragged went on to achieve levels of power that no one could have imagined, an important thing to keep in mind next time a moderately famous person gets made a fool of in an extremely public manner.
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@moderateohioan
@TrustworthySlav
A large percentage of northerners also have no idea how many black people live in the south... my first realization of this was during Hurricane Katrina when the internet was full of liberals asking in total sincerity why there were so many black people in the news footage
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@GodCloseMyEyes
back in my day on AOL Instant Messenger when someone dm'd you "graduate level sexuality discourse" you'd just say "oh I see, this person is a freak" and stop responding. how come Tumblrites were so easily groomed?
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@Maarblek
Most contemporary opinion pieces are a variation of, "Think [observable part of reality]? Think again."
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People forget that the crack cocaine crisis got so bad in the late 80s/early 90s, you had to specify no crack on your pizza
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Perpetually creeped out by the religious mania these weirdo politicans feel for a distant country. You never see them get this feverishly emotional about anything to do with America. It's such an uncanny cultlike mentality, they may as well be in Heaven's Gate.
Wow.
Tennessee Republican Chuck Fleischmann: "You can tell the Palestinians — I will never support them!"
Protestor: "I am a Palestinian."
Fleischmann: "Then I will tell you, I will never support you. I will tell you to your face: Goodbye to Palestine!"
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@stillgray
he's really got that radio voice down, the sharp inflection without the obnoxious edge that so many morning DJs have
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@ElectionLegal
definitely belongs with pic related in the pantheon of all-time greatest news screengrabs:
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@drjohnny__
The difference is Musk is on a divine mission and Bezos is a servant of the devil
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It's different than the psychoanalysis craze of the '80s/'90s when people were doing it for self-improvement reasons... feels like the main reason people go to therapy these days is to find out how hopelessly broken they are.
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All right folks, it's been 20 years and I want some goddamn answers: in 2004 Bush appeared at the debate with Kerry with this mysterious box on his back, the administration laughed it off and everyone soon lost interest but I never forgot... someone explain what was going on here
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@dos23tres
wow, Hillary's influence really must be waning if she has to ask Alec for a favor directly
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It's like wildly insane that the Maui wildfire is almost a 9/11-scale disaster with possibly hundreds of people incinerated, and the media coverage is cursory at best. During Katrina there were weeks of breathless coverage and a celeb fundraiser that Ye famously ruined, now...???
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@ElectionLegal
imagine some refugee from a highly traditionalist society stepping off the bus with his wife and kids, seeing this and thinking "I've made a huge mistake"
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@neveofficiall
@Y2K_mindset
A B-25 bomber crashed into the Empire State Building in 1945 and killed 14 people; Betty Lou Oliver was badly burned but made it to the elevator and then fell 75 stories and broke her neck, back, and pelvis, setting the world record for the longest survived elevator fall.
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@wil_da_beast630
imagine being this mad at an email correspondence with an 18-year-old when you're in your 40s
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Can't believe the Satanic Temple guy is finally going head-to-head against the parapolitics people who research satanic cults obsessively as a full-time hobby, oh what a day on the internet.
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This was one of the most insane, complex, and bewildering stories to ever hit the news and coverage didn't even last a week. They bulldozed the site too instead of, like, preserving the crime scene.
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@Srirachachau
now I'm wondering if he only slapped Chris Rock so that Jada wouldn't beat him up when they got home
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Shirley Jackson's The Lottery was arguably a healthier society since at least they had to look their victims in the face.
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@aspie_supremacy
I think that has more to do with the fact that monarchs all over Europe had court astrologers and didn't really care what the Church said about it than women per se.
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His aura is so different now, I've never seen him look so wistful and weary. We may in fact have entered the Sensitive Trump timeline.
NOW - Trump, visibly emotional, makes first public appearance, since assassination attempt, at RNC.
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@MEASURED_HEAD
I will vote for anyone, no questions asked, on that platform alone. Those three words and you've got me.
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It's an interesting development seeing this book memed all over the place these days considering how disgusting and horrific the subject matter is. The first few chapters made me want to walk away from humanity forever and lead a life of quiet contemplation in the woods.
Sorry but the SRA will stop. "Workers of the world unite against the satanist pedophilic bourgeoisie" - Lenin
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Let's not forget that this is how he reacted to seeing the Easter Bunny
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Time for the annual Columbine tradition of ignoring witness accounts.
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@RationalMale
she did a radio interview where she said she was working on a blood test device that didn't require the patient to touch it at all, and no one questioned this for ten years:
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@Y2K_mindset
Yeah, there are numerous examples. I think Shapiro was the original test case for this sort of thing... I remember his videos being shilled to me constantly by YouTube in 2015 even though I'd never clicked on a single one.
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@malmesburyman
Sotomayor's greatest moment has to be in Star Athletica, LLC v. Varsity Brands, Inc. where she forgot what the case was about:
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@DrewHLive
They should have been canceled in 1995 when they hired a convicted child molester to direct "Powder," but better late than never
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This Something Awful post from the morning of September 11th, 2001, should be framed and hung up in the Smithsonian. The guy who made it at least deserves a gift card or something.
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@aimeeterese
when I was in third grade in the early '90s a bird flew into the classroom and hit the wall and my elderly teacher wrung its neck, threw it in the garbage, and continued teaching like nothing happened... they came from a different mold back then
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@fitnessfeelingz
This is more broadly a Boomer thing, jogging literally did not exist before Boomers, I asked my parents once if they could picture anyone from their parents' generation jogging around the neighborhood in shorts and they laughed and said it was unthinkable
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@aimeeterese
personally I feel that covid has created the most crisp, clear friend/enemy distinction in my lifetime (or sane/insane), and in 20 years I'll still want to know whether someone supported forcible incarceration in quarantine centers
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One of the Sora demo vids. The mistakes are what really freaks me out about this AI; they reveal that it's exceptionally good at mimicry while having no true understanding of how the natural world operates at all. We're dealing with an unknowable alien mind here.
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@sanrio_pilled
He also had a history of luring other people's dogs away then acting weird and aggressive toward them, as affirmed by another black guy named Jerome Lockett:
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@Eve6
on 9/11, I excused myself from class and ran to the school library to type "what is the world trade center" into Google on Netscape Navigator
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Not as crazy as it sounds. The four main characters are very obviously the four humors or Tetramorph, and there's an early episode where Kramer wants his apartment to resemble ancient Egypt.
Seinfeld is Freemasonry programming that airs non-stop reruns.
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@GodCloseMyEyes
girl makes "videogame" that consists solely of text with hyperlinks and nothing else. gaming media piles praise and awards on said "game." gamers ask "wtf how is this even a game?" gamers find out journalists collaborate secretly. journalists spaz out at the discovery. fin.
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@ZeroSuitCamus
@dahliastknives
The idea of one of the 3 Percenters accidentally attending one of their meetings, and vice versa, is so funny that it has to happen.
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I've never listened to an episode of Red Scare in my life.
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@cassidy_ogrady
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Therapy feels like prostitution to me. You're paying someone to be your friend and can't be certain of their real feelings toward you.
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One of the most interesting books I've read in a while. Despite the spooky title, it's not really about dark magic per se, but rather a huge compendium of evidence for unseen forces operating in the world that Science™ is a total loss to explain (and has attempted to hide).
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, perhaps the most unsettling incident in the modern geopolitical era (and the reason I had to reach back a decade), the Pope releases doves to symbolize peace in Ukraine, and they are immediately attacked by a crow and seagull (January 2014)
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@Maarblek
never forget where the "slippery slopes don't exist" crowd stood on the transgender issue in 2003:
mainstream liberals mocked Kucinich in 2003 for what is now acceptable conventional wisdom––notably on LGBT rights.
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Reddit is so weird, the most libbed-out site in the entire world with pure contempt for all things Conservative™ yet on the Israel issue they are suddenly hardcore Zionist nationalists. /r/news comes across like an official IDF mouthpiece at this point. Very organic I'm sure.
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@Crumbbum1234
@JLPtalk
For reference, this was Johnny Carson's joke about the swine flu vaccine:
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