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I'm a white pensioner who owns their own home and I just wish British politics was a bit more geared towards my interests
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seconds after my reincarnation as a vole
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My parents' wedding photos came out today. Check em out. Sheffield 1973
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My therapist: Brighton's UKIP councillor who dresses like an actual workhouse master isn't real, he can't hurt you
Brighton's UKIP councillor who dresses like an actual workhouse master:
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All you smug 'back on the 8th' bastards got the fear yet then?
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The phrase 'hang it in the louvre' is rarely so applicable, 'big lad holding a chicken' is exactly what people used to paint
Richard Tidley, from Doncaster, holds his 11 month old Light Sussex Hen at the Poultry Club's 2011 National Show in Stoneleigh, England (2011)
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@TrumpetSexy
I want to nonchalantly eat this for lunch at work, just once. Just casually lift my egg sack out of the fridge and start powering through them at my desk
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I don't care that watching LCD Soundsystem at Glastonbury as the sun set happened to you, it should've happened to me instead
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The sad thing is those of us who relentlessly slated the team and manager, resulting in this improved performance, will get no credit
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I actually admire pissing off such a guaranteed unsympathetic crowd haha
🚨 TIME TO TACKLE THE CLIMATE CRISIS
🦺 Two supporters of Just Stop Oil took to the field in today's rugby premiership final.
🚷 We will continue to take disruptive action until this government stops new fossil fuels.
💸 Support us at
#Twickenham
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@femcelgirlboss
Understanding Kafka beyond 'there was a little bug guy' is deeply unnecessary
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@XRebellionUK
Can you explain how in God's name capitalism is a compatible ideology with climate activism?
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"The Ideal Pride Boiler Man on the field now, pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity"
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🚨🚨| Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis reportedly chased referee Paul Tierney down the tunnel after the game against Liverpool, shouting:
"Respect the players! This happens every week!"
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@MirrorFootball
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@miskeencore
Employees of a city's Chaos McDonald's are more highly skilled and braver and all military and police
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@BBCSouthNews
Police will claim their 'resources are stretched' then 5 of them pile in on 1 person cos of how bored they are
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@roselyddon
My opening line of 'I definitely didn't use track and trace to find you' is resulting in a lot of questions already answered by my opening line
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@DanielEales
Imagine having to sort out a mouse problem before you...go and live in one of your other houses
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Lol, lmao
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⚠️📊🦅TODAY - RSPB
#Birdcrime
report reveals 1,529 confirmed incidents of bird of prey persecution in the UK between 2009-2023, involving at least 1,344 individual birds of prey.
Based on these figures, that equates to one victim every four days.
Thread...👇 (distressing images)
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Favourite C4 programme types:
1. Look at the freak
2. Look at the freak on a date
3. Look at the Australian freak
4. Look at the millionaire landlords, you'll never be them
5. Arts & crafts time!
6. We exploited this unstable person in the 2000s. Here's how they died
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Just gonna say it: I think channel 4 should sack anyone from their gameshows who is a white supremacist or uses their platform to spread white supremacist theory.
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@JustStop_Oil
Fair play to him, that took courage and what he's saying matters more than the game
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The BBC has declined Volodymyr Zelensky's request to present Match of the Day tomorrow.
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@afneil
@tom_usher_
Well done for sounding innocent and just coming across really well Andrew pal
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@Rory_Carroll
@lib_crusher
I guess the dinosaurs would be less dangerous if they randomly caught fire and their heads kept falling off
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Imagine explaining to someone this isn't the guy in the wrestlemania main event railing against 'woke culture'
Dwayne Johnson Says Endorsing Biden for President in 2020 Caused Division That 'Tears Me Up in My Guts' and Today's 'Woke Culture' Really 'Bugs Me'
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'Tha could've been a property magnate like yer fatha! But nooo, tha ad to go poncing off t' Barnsley, with yer coalminin friends'
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Who you lib fuckers blaming this on then
France (presidential election, 1st round), Harris poll:
Le Pen (RN-ID): 26%
Macron (LREM-RE): 24%
Pécresse (LR-EPP): 14%
Mélenchon (FI-LEFT): 11%
Jadot (EELV-G/EFA): 8%
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Scenario: Hidalgo / Pécresse running
Field work: 19-20 Jan.
Sample size: 976
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@RobertDLoy
@timunken
Don't piss off your tenants if you want to live off their earnings you scrounger
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@G_mble9
& his popularity massively died down after brexit, he couldn't draw a crowd until tice and his media contacts built him back up again
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Imagine your grandad got gunned down by muppets
Thank you to all the veterans who served our country, just like my papi. Papi you are my hero. I love you. You are the best.
#VeteransDay
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Me when the guardian shit on Corbyn, the left & the trans community, employ sex pests, contrarian grifters & spectator regulars then ask me to dig into my pocket to save their piece of shit newspaper:
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Imagine itv player scoring off you, oof
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@mcandidate
Will Starmer release the thousands of Oasis fans jailed under our 2 tier policing system in time for the gigs?
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@steveblu63
@Jasleenks
@spacebar69
@MarcusRashford
@Chartwells_UK
@educationgovuk
I became a crack dealer for the food parcels, crazy times man, I raked in so many nubs of carrot.
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Recently claimed working class signifiers in twitter discourse:
Liking Oasis
Remembering a man selling meat in the pub
*Having* Sky TV growing up
Running a shitpost account in 2024
Add your own
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Unpopular Opinion:
I've kept quiet and civil thus far, but Kier Starmer is not very good at his job at all, has anyone else noticed this?🤔 Please RT if you agree or disapprove of cruelty to animals
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A lot of yous are going all
#gtto
and I get it, fine, but Starmer's in the strongest position he's ever been in this week and he's used his public appearances to back real terms pay cuts and austerity.
Keir Starmer refuses to oppose nurses pay being cut in real terms, and refuses to support nurses taking strike action to fight against their pay being cut in real terms.
Pathetic.
#GMB
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A supercomputer has predicted that the Gunners will win the Premier League by three points. 🏆
Do you reckon Arsenal will clinch the title at the end of the season? 👀
#AFC
#Arsenal
#PremierLeague
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@LynneTroughton
@CourtneyWilding
@Cedar50
If you ever hear yourself telling others to economise to afford food, shelter or energy it means you've failed to understand a deep rooted structural issue which doesn't impact you in any way.
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State of these indie fellowship of the ring lads lmaooo
The Paddingtons stand beneath a commemorative plaque during the 30th Anniversary party of the Sex Pistols first ever gig, at St. Martins Art College in London, England (2005)
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@esrdogrescue
Imagine seeing a load of sheep on a hillside and when you get up close they're Samoyeds
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Guys a millionaire from sitting down and making crap smartarse quips for half hr a day. I do that all week
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@bIackfilm
@hojaby
@haaniyah_
All completely unchallenged, so it's down to the Asian kids to be likeable enough over the next fortnight. Great.
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@jeremycorbyn
@BareLeft
Centrists: the left has no concept of compromise, nuance or constructive dialogue with their opponents
Corbyn: I do not support nuclear war
Centrists: WHY DO YOU SUPPORT PUTIN? LET ME HAVE MY APOCALYPSE
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