sam (dependent thinker)
@CobrastanGuy
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the more things change, the more they stay the same
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too many of you have strayed from these core tenants
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cinematography is when a movie is yellow, they give the trophy to the most yellow movie.
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nfl shield on the wall is giving off extremely bad vibes.
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enough time has passed, 9/11 should be a chance to get some tremendous savings.
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tesla owners are some of the dumbest people on planet earth.
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whoa ha ha can you imagine if we had some kind of credit score now?? that would be so crazy
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absolute home run of a post, knocked it out of the park, no notes
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can’t get this out of my head, it plagued my dreams after i made it yesterday
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far be it from me to tell people how to live but feels rude to call a dead person a 7.
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@Gay_Sex_Mario @CawthornforNC *blurriest video of all time, impossible to tell who anyone is*. first of all let me be clear, this is real and that’s me.
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loud sounds are so intriguing. like what was that.
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how much of a fucking simpleton do you have to be?
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i think it’s important to remember WARREN DID HER HOMEWORK. did she get every answer wrong? yes.has she failed every test so far? yes. BUT SHE DID HER HOMEWORK AND STUDIED.
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they’re calling it the most reddit location of all time
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detroiters speaks to me specifically on a visceral level
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did mike bloomberg kill and eat a man in 1992?.
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yelling “fuck it we ball” as i blow through a red light and get annihilated by a marketing manager driving an f-250.
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too late i’ve already depicted myself as the smug stephen a smith and you as the flustered hannity.
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sorry bozos 10,000 years too late, missed your chance.
Zoologists believe foxes are currently trying to become domesticated. They’re taking on cat/dog like behaviors hoping humans will take on the burden of feeding and caring for them because they’re tired of the wild.
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the bengals are going to win the super bowl in the year of the tiger to prove the superiority of xi jinping thought.
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don’t know that i’ve seen someone openly declare they’ve got substantiated allegations against themselves quite like this
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it should be a felony to spend more than 45 seconds ordering at cane’s, they have one thing.
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this continues to be a complete joke
Houston Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw easily wins second term in Texas' 2nd Congressional District
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average blue subscriber convincing themselves they’re paying for something more than clout and petty jealousy
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mr beast discovers ULTIMATE life hack: you can just lie.
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crazy to be in the nosebleeds in your own living room.
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hey guys I just saw an nhl player having a beer and I'm wondering, whats the most efficient way to contact the FBI.
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it’s comical what a miserable experience trying to read an article on your phone is
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shrieking so loudly with delight that my funko pop display case shatters.
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no more media consumption for conservatives, they aren’t mature enough for it
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i’m no PR guy, but not sure i’m going with the pizza emoji here
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people r always talkin about the drinking age. never the thinking age.
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the impressive part of how divorced elon became after splitting up with grimes is they weren’t even married.
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kenji “garrett” yamamoto is part of a proud lineage
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i don’t understand the endgame of the lab hoax people, like what are we gonna do? sue china? manufacture consent for a war where we’ll get our asses kicked? what’s the plan here?.
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erm erm SIR SIR the RULES SIR you must follow the RULES this is UNFAIR and i’m going to CRY
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@thathonkey2 this is the same as “the vaccine is microchipped to track” like brother they just got you to carry a microchip to track you willingly by putting games on it.
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hahahaha not beating those allegations fella!
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the shocking part of this video is the lowest ranked person in this video is a major.
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@ByYourLogic oh so you don’t care when a nice boy gets scared and drops his lolly on the ground? what next, you’re going to say you don’t care when he drops his ice cream after seeing his own shadow?? disgusting….
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i wonder why
I’m fascinated by how obsessed leftists are with the idea that center-left liberals are secretly die-hard rightwingers — if true doesn’t this mean that leftist politics is even more doomed and hopeless than it seems?.
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@allahliker the internet has become the house of leaves, never ending nonsensical corridors, you know that if you click the dog article it will be 400 clicks and go nowhere…. yet you are compelled.
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wokeness is when haircut.
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just showed this to ben shapiro and mike cernovich and they both started screaming and crying
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these hamas bases are crazy
Hamas-ISIS is sick. They turn hospitals into headquarters for their terror. We just released intelligence proving it. Here it is:
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a good guy with a plane could’ve prevented 9/11.
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screaming “what” louder and louder until my voice gives out
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0-2 since
Statement from the Minnesota Vikings on the one-year anniversary of the reprehensible Hamas attacks on Israel.
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wassup guys it’s the latest episode of 2 Normal Looking People Podcast
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they should name em the freakin washington clowns in honor of those jokers at capitol hill.
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Having children is saving the world.
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haha yeah, hey i’ve got another viral tweet idea, what if your share your first tweets about the autonomous zone shooting?
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@dhookstead david thank you if i didn’t get to see large wisconsin boys giving each other concussions i would’ve killed myself. you saved my life.
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wow my sleep paralysis demon got a tiktok that’s so cool
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