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@ratsnotagain
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21 days
my life can best be described as a comedy of Erin’s
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@ratsnotagain
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11 days
I’ve always wanted to eat ballistics gel thank you for the tip.
UM ok i just discovered the best high protein low cal 0 sugar dessert snack… which basically involves making jelly with gelatin and ur fave protein water mix…. shook? and it tastes amazing
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@ratsnotagain
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15 days
how it feels to cross the street before the walk sign comes on
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@ratsnotagain
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2 months
got so high I thought I knew someone named Ian
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@ratsnotagain
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3 months
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@ratsnotagain
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8 months
I paid $8 for this and it was worth every penny
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8 months
I need Homer Simpson to sing Zombie by The Cranberries
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@ratsnotagain
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6 months
charging my phone using my work laptop and hitting “don’t trust”
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4 months
joe biden can win the election if he hits a vape on stage, unfortunately this would kill him I think.
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@ratsnotagain
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11 days
@CobrastanGuy the flaming lips warned us about this.
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@ratsnotagain
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6 months
why does she kinda look like she’s about to butt mog some zoomers?
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That radical social work chick
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I need this shirt asap
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@ratsnotagain
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8 months
sometimes lightning does strike twice…
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@ratsnotagain
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4 months
this is gavin newsom
Young Abraham Lincoln statue.
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2 months
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11 days
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@ratsnotagain
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8 months
@kumbuchaqueen you can have it for free :)
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1 month
thank gosh it’s friday
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@ratsnotagain
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6 months
the linkedin energy is crazy
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@ratsnotagain
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2 months
uhhbuhh whatever you say boss
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@ratsnotagain
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8 months
@Votto007 @ConceptualJames man, what the hell is going on with that lower half. more questions than answers with this new pic.
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3 months
just peachy
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@ratsnotagain
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6 months
my body tea? probably matcha but maybe earl grey.
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6 months
we can’t be stopped.
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@a_blind_sniper
Chief Kyiv
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whatever is happening here needs to stop immediately
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@ratsnotagain
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3 months
that account that posts the sex position of the day doesn’t even have a blue check … just in it for the love of the game
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8 months
@homeybeef you don’t have to understand just let the music move through you…
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11 days
@D_Radiance I have never been able to eat jello for textural reasons but I will take your word for it ❤️
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26 days
she’s a 10 but she’s eaten much too garlicky pesto two nights in a row and now the smell is coming through her pores
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21 days
you guys should keep quote tweeting that pedophile, I love seeing that tweet pop up every 10 posts.
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11 months
what is joe biden’s plan to create a baja blast flavored vape ??
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@ratsnotagain
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29 days
sometimes I can’t focus if I haven’t showered. do you guys know what I mean lol ?
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2 months
I think a lot of you would feel better if you smiled at strangers more
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8 months
I need Homer Simpson to sing Zombie by The Cranberries
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22 days
not going to lie, I’ve been moving different since I found out Parmesan cheese is high protein
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6 months
I love living in a 55+ community sometimes because there’s a guy with one leg who walks around the neighborhood and my grandma has beef with him for some reason.
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5 months
new angle
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10 months
him: are you stupid me:
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6 months
it’s crazy how much NCIS old people can watch
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4 months
you don’t see potato skins on appetizers menus anymore
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@ratsnotagain
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10 months
happy birthday to me and reputation
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@ratsnotagain
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26 days
the children yearn for veggie tales
@PenelopeDejes18
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suicide postponed, fruits dancing to chappell roan
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@ratsnotagain
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3 months
some nice colors today
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@ratsnotagain
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14 days
just saved the dumbest bee in existence which was probably a net negative for the species
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11 months
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4 months
posting a selfie and then not tweeting for two days is exactly how you’re supposed to use twitter.
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6 months
idk who needs to hear this but if the neighbor lady invites you and grandma to a 9 am church breakfast for women’s empowerment, just say no.
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2 months
the great thing about pho is that covers all the major food groups, beef, vegetables, and broth
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3 months
whenever I see photos like this, I like to imagine myself trying to tiptoe around all the guns while they end up all going off looney tunes style
@johnclarksideye
Side-Eye the Poser
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I am not a gun guy. The only guns I have are a Super Soaker and a set of Nerf pistols. My question is how much did all these guns cost? Guessing there is a lot of money sitting here.
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3rd base is you taking me to get my wisdom teeth out.
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15 days
open carrying tampons to assert dominance over my male roommate
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6 months
dreamlike
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4 months
@mertcentury we need our nachos and baked potatoes to be like our guns.
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6 months
@jewbyboobie sometimes being dripless is terminal.
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fetch the bolt cutters summer
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@proletarat when you’re so hot you got him talking like Ned Flanders >>>>
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@ratsnotagain
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23 days
I would trust pitbull with my life I think #dale
@pitbull
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. @KeshaRose and I have an incredible song together. Nothing will change this. Team Pitbull is looking into this matter. Always nothing but love for Kesha, Dale!
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gm
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5 months
walked to the orchards tonight (and did some light trespassing)
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7 months
a pussy in hand is worth two in bio.
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@JackPLamb krystal ball is behind this I just know it
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5 months
a beautiful shape
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6 months
missing LA today
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3 months
once you reach your 30s, the part of your brain that vibes with the Red Hot Chili Peppers fully forms.
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6 months
I’m south carolina sober which means I stopped smoking weed but I still drink.
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bus so crowded it felt like a deodorant commercial
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7 months
van snailen lol
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I’m learning that some baby-proofing devices are also erin-proof.
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18 days
might frick around and monetize and start posting engagement bait
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breaking up with men who don’t deserve you feels so good
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6 months
come on man
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5 months
cozy friday. it’s like that.
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6 months
happy st. patrick’s day 🍀 erin go bragh-less (lol)
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3 months
sometimes you just need a burrito the size of your forearm
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10 months
the haters and losers tried to stop me from celebrating my birthday but I couldn’t let that happen
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sorry the alt is just for the girlies should have been more clear lol
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2 months
brits really went off with “cheeky” and “wee” that’s all I’ll give them credit for.
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I (jokingly) told a man I was going to start a podcast and I saw his life flash before his eyes before he realized I was kidding lol
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9 months
lol what
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2 months
affirmation: dogs approach me and enjoy my company
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6 months
I would lay down my life for any japanese dog account on here including the one who blocked me
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calling him daddy but only so he’ll help me re-learn how to drive
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5 months
this is so offensive to people who live with their grandma wow
@HlGHlNFlDELITY
dyke, interrupted
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djfnjfjdjcj 😭😭😭
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I’m so full of light and love these days yum
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@VLONEPREDATOR lol he looks like the bug from men in black
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6 months
you cannot be serious right now
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8 months
beautiful, like a painting
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@uwacho13
うわちょ
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寝てるのかな…w #キャバリア
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8 months
show me the mandarin speaking crow. now.
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I would love to be the person that picks all the numbers for new debit cards
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4 months
me and whose line is it anyway
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5 months
lol just lol lmao even
@bastard_brian
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It’s pretty cool that California has a huge fertile valley nestled away between the inhospitable, dry mountains I imagine that this oasis must be the most desirable place to live in the state
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under the erin regime, there will be government mandated chest hair for all men.
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@ratsnotagain
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9 months
can we get a good luck erin going?
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@ratsnotagain
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2 months
recently I’ve been into saying “good work if you can get it,” especially in situations where it doesn’t quite fit.
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7 months
gm
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9 months
real 30 rock heads tap in please tell me I’m not the only one with a pic like this please
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8 months
ignore whatever the hell I’m doing with the gun and focus on how shiny my hair is instead.
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6 months
washing machines are too dramatic these days. enough with the tones and the beeping already !
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8 months
on some white woman shit tonight
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1 month
one thing about me, I am always sending my regards warmly.
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