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its fine its fine i think its all just fine @101020iv40
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yeah theyre definitely covering up some domestic spying technology no fucking way some random submental mcdonald's employee or eldery loser just happened to recognize him.
Luigi Mangione inside Altoona, PA McDonalds eating what appears to be a hash brown before arrest.
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"virtual work happy hour".
Eavesdropping on my boyfriends virtual work happy hour and he’s laughing at other girls jokes
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the cheap shit i bought from old navy in 2015 is in an entirely different class from the "nice" clothes i can buy now, and the niche luxury pieces i bought in 2010 are essentially indestructible heirlooms. the world is so much worse in every stupid way.
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its so funny that film twitter people post these bland screenshots and just expect everyone to know exactly what movies these are.
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that is the corniest painting ive seen in a minute.
3. This painting depicts the process of human aging as you walk by it. Sergi Cadenas' work is defined by meticulous detail. He uses kinetic optics, applying vertical strips of paint paste to the canvas, then painting a different image on each side after it dries.
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that looks so much funnier in motion than i could have imagined.
The lack of style costs extra but it’s so worth it to drive an eyesore like this.
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before i shared my work online i genuinely did not realize abstraction still held such delirious power over people. it feels like painting is still a worthwhile endeavor, it feels incredible
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never seen someone so desperate to seem interesting.
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this is among the most crass and repulsive ads ive ever seen.
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20 million dead and nothing has happened, a new holocaust is live streamed and nothing has happened. the world keeps churning and getting worse and nothing ever happens to change it.
The "Nothing Ever Happens" meme becoming popular immediately after a global pandemic killed 20 million people in the biggest disruption to normal life since World War II will always baffle me.
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oblivion loading screen tip: take caution! others can see your constant replies to 20 year old women.
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the world is so interesting, so many kinds of people.
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why arent you the daimyo in your own fantasy.
You're walking in ur daimyo's garden and see this, how do you open?
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a lot of you morons missing the point that these shots are ugly and uninteresting choices, that's the best your masterpiece has got? or are you being intentionally and annoyingly vague to play at esoterica over mainstream movies?.
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@xaylife i assume cops are selling photos they took of him in the holding cells to media but these idk he doesnt seem to react to a camera in his face and i cant imagine the placement of security cams would lead to these angles 🤷♀️.
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going jeffrey toobin mode at the virtual work happy hour after having too many virtual IPAs.
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the rare time a bunch of private quote tweets probably really arent talking shit about you….
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i was only shopping at old navy because i was fat and broke 🙅 thats not me!! i thought 10 people would see this! give me a fucking break here.
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guy in the background a textbook example of skulking about.
A man in Chicago begs his wife for forgiveness before they go into the divorce court. Circa 1948. #ChicagoHistory ™️
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this is the only way door dash users deserve to be treated
I’m constantly seeing people get DoorDashed breakfast as I leave my building to walk the dog. Like, one bagel and a coffee delivered . This is insane right? Unless you’re disastrously hung over with no food in the house…?.
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we’ve got a true hero here. gonna have to highly recommend checking this out lmfao
@okjessebutno salio.fficial on Instagram.
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a lot of people who didnt have the cool binder in 5th grade, sucks to suck man.
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this shit sucks man.
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30k likes and basically no blue check slop replies, heaven and earth moves for me.
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lotta people on here talking like serial killers taunting a detective but you’re just saying weird, unpleasant shit.
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they burned people alive and have been terrorizing eastern ukraine for like a decade.
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@FFlassan next time you want to do a photoshoot you can go to any pharmacy and buy insulin syringes for like $2.
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its really funny that young people have obsessed themselves with most repugnant architectural and design excesses of the 1980s. the awful shell sink, the bad pastiche murals, conversation pits and terrible carpeting. what the fuck is going on.
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there was an explanation like the next day.
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how many of these guys do we need.
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wow they took actual art and turned into a void to sell sugar slop poison.
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@phaiyuratwill iirc it was rumored for years before the snowden leak but yeah im sure they shut all that down.
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@fenum9 they probably wanted to get as many people asking for names as possible to boost engagement lol.
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this is making me feel sick to my stomach, how do you manage this.
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i really thought you guys were listening to something besides the most generic pop song from 2011 but whatever floats your boat!.
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@daanjiji its a process that has been around for (at least) hundreds of years before it was used to make notebook covers for children.
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id drive the car straight into a wall at 110. thats too much, why would you admit this. oh god have mercy
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not enough light, no back support. suboptimal.
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he went back to the well, but i dont think i used any big words 🤷♀️
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mastodon is whites only?? huh, i didnt know that. glad im not using it.
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do you think that happens? do you think carhartts are so scare that they are unavailable anywhere because of graphic designers? i dont think carhartt is doing limited runs of their work pants.
imagine being a construction worker and not being able to find carhartt double knee pants bc graphic designers bought them all.
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sounds awful.
Look I know people are all on Mastodon but right now Tumblr has, en mass, decided to make up a 1970s Martin Scorsese mafia film that they've all seen that doesn't exist, and is doing pantomime fandom about it and it is AMAZING.
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you can say this with all smug ironic detachment you want but 99% of americans think the atom bomb is an unalloyed good. its not canceled, it is worshipped as the apotheosis of american power.
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health insurance ceo gets gunned down in the street and nothing will happen, we all have to pay our premium this month to have our claims denied again. nothing fucking happens man.
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asked a philosophy classmate how grad school apps are going. never making that mistake again i hate this school
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“i want a farm” you’ll be driving 90 minutes to the closest super walmart every 4 days.
My politics are legit shifting from "Revolution is possible" to "I would like a farm, a lot of firearms, and to be left alone.".
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sounds like its probably not working then, and you should try something else
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got my amex 2024 wrapped year end statement the other day . 0% interest paid.400 small businesses cost-maxxed
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imagine her perfectly nice parents seeing this and thinking about all the private school, the bard college tuition, the gap year trip to spain "i guess that would help you write for hbo".
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i think the weirdest, most subhuman trait you can have is refusing to eat leftovers. just totally bizarre.
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@DerekPutin ive finally had to buy new black tees after years and its hell, i wish i had bought 1000 back then.
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so did some streamer tell you guys this was his favorite painting? its hard to imagine a painter like this has shooters ready to go at every street corner.
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how does hosting trivia make you "the smartest guy in the room" dont you have all the answers in front of you? arent you not actually participating in the game?.
standing by my belief that this is unintentionally one of the funniest tweets of all time
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i dont know how this guy does it, no amount of money would keep me from killing myself if i had to even pretend i made something like this for 3 seconds.
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this might be the most boring game of all time. there hasnt been a single compelling moment.
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in all honesty not being able to see at all that any of your friends liked another friend's tweet just torpedos any sense of community that was left on here. its really miserable and annoying and stupid as shit.
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alright so garrett crochet did get traded and imo the white sox got a little fleeced but are we shocked? what are the astros cooking? yankkkees fans still coping over soto which is nice. do the A's avoid an MLBPA grievance?.
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@ATrapter im planning to buy new japanese denim this fall for the first time in 10 years and im extremely wary that theyre the same prices as back then like 🧐.
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girl on the left stole the one on the right’s neck got damn.
3 women. 3 faiths. 1 uniform. A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian—all serving together in the IDF. This is the real story of Israel.
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thank you for your input, please feel free to leave a comment on any topic of your choice. no need to restrict yourself to beer.
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i have to be hallucinating.
From Opinion:.Most Americans don’t share the administration’s sunny view of its economic record, and it is little mystery why: The average worker’s paycheck doesn’t buy as many hamburgers as it did last year.
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saw a zero follower account posting spotify links. i support that, i aspire to that. that is as the buddha would do.
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lotta people on here talking like serial killers taunting a detective but you’re just saying weird, unpleasant shit.
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lmfao well let's just let drivers run rampant then, let em run red lights and kill whoever they want because doing anything about it is "carceral".
Carceral urbanists fuck off.
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8 years sober, im glad i picked an easy day to remember ✌️.
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in my fantasies i am a sword saint, men and women flock to me but they are beneath my notice for i have achieved nothingness. but your thing is cool too, its a nice little drawing youve made.
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do they dress the same for funerals as they do for the club, what the fuck is that lmao.
From the funeral of Israeli Nathaniel Hershkowitz, who was killed in an ambush by Al-Qassam in Jabalia, northern Gaza, yesterday
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i dont talk to my plants but i give then a thumbs up when i walk by.
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you have an incredibly shallow idea of hobbies and interests if you think slapping a bunch of dirty junk and also literal dirt on your wall counts
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if you post some shit about food and its not about something you just made, im stealing something out of your house!!.
There is no European cuisine that comes remotely close to touching Korean, Chinese, Indian, West African, or Caribbean food.
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the hard scifi type dorks have long been trying to ruin fantasy with endless fake genealogies and fake "realistic" magic "systems".
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wow that sounds sooooo important.
There's an important micro-generation of millennials born between 1987-1992 who both grew up with and without the internet and finished high school right as the social media wave crested.
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