Lewis J. Bookman, age sixtyish
@vol_Emm
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Street scene: Summer. The present. Man on a sidewalk named Lew Bookman, age sixtyish. Occupation: pitchman. https://t.co/55ZsHM0uOi
Joined October 2016
@davenewworld_2 My landlord does not want us to move. We're applying to new places and after one agent called him as a reference we were told straight-up "he loves having you guys as tenants". He doesn't love us enough to replace the sewer lateral, tho LOL.
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@NickySimpson98 (seeing a wheelchair-accessible sink) grrrr this makes me madder than I have ever been in my life.
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@ryankekeris @kenklippenstein Are Zoomers killling the "are Millenials killing the _____ industry?" industry?.
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@RadioFreeRoss @BenStakely I am a fan of old-school hip hop (stuff that came out in March 2023).
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@KatyMontgomerie On the phone with the printers:. "No, girldick is one word. Yeah. No space. It's when a. Ah, nevermind. Oh, and make it purple.".
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@Koorahen @DrumLuck87 @kenfinite @theserfstv Don't conflate support for the state of Israel with support for Jews or Judaism. Conversely, condemning the actions of the state of Israel isn't the same thing as condemning Jews or Judaism. Plenty of alt-righters (neo-Nazis and adjacent) love the state of Israel.
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@whyyoutweetwill @TheEpicDept The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.
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@mushycrouton Crying and shitting when the blue-haired till donkey rings up my ideologically captured ice cream.
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@BirdRespecter Dude who got a dog killed and swatted someone be like "oh my word, never would I commit a crime in a video game".
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@TheWapplehouse Benjamin Shapiro, well known for reining in his condemnation of things that haven't yet been proven in a court of law.
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@firstfusilier @Troll_toll3056 What would happen is he would get bombed to death by the IDF since he's a civilian.
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@jengrunwald @ask_aubry Dude is so averse to doing any chores himself that he forgot what a rake is.
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@PanhandlePatri2 @ChudsOfTikTok "Oh woe is me, people made fun of me for being exceptionally lazy and then self-righteous about said laziness".
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@cloudy_yah @MattBinder Maoism is when people want me to explain why I'm superfriends with child-raping sex cultists.
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@charliekirk11 @bgmasters Why did Charlie Kirk delete the tweet where he bragged about sending 80+ buses of terrorists to the Capitol?. 🤔
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@drmistercody I tried playing skyrim but turned it off immediately. As soon as the opening scene started, Ulfric's very first line has pronouns in it.
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@dappergander Twitter needs diversity of thought. I'm thinking a mix of 50% ultra-far-right, and 50% mega-far-right.
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@CantEverDie @h0mmelette @AceGracious The most anti-establishment thing you can do is lick boots. All the cool kids are doing it.
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@The_sigma_fem Ladies, don't you hate it when your clit flops up and gets stuck in your waistband?.
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@toughtalkty @5YN4P5E_ Hmmm instead of triggering activists, the "natural male body" just triggered shoulder pain.
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@CryptoCrackLord @hasanthehun I dunno man, Benjamin claims physical characteristics determine gender. Seems a clear-cut case of the facts not caring about his feelings.
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@MarinusTrades @OceanGateExped @Starlink @elonmusk What is he supposed to do, have his engineers design a toddler-killing submarine?.
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@CTTrekkie @dan_dd @jodieegrace @HeyselIce @coochisaurus I know it's a good price, especially in today's economy, but please stop licking mystery mattresses.
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@miniondeathcult "Women don't want to be around men. Also, the laws against rape are too strict". It's a mystery why women are avoiding this guy.
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@mattyglesias @beyondbeefcake @thetomzone Imagine having the supreme misfortune of dodging corona only to encounter Matthew Yglesias.
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@lib_crusher Before they came to their senses, my employer wanted everyone back in the office and underlined how FUN it is. I'm 90 minutes away before rush hour. My acceptance of their job offer was contingent on being remote-only and I have that shit in writing in 3 different ways.
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@KT_So_It_Goes "I have been silenced by the wokes". - Man with a career spanning a third of a century, uninterrupted.
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@FantasticLibSoc @PneumanousZ @Tesla @elonmusk That's a bt unfair, don't you think? Teslas also actively try to kill pedestrians.
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@MBraedley @KatyMontgomerie @matcha_x He also lost his family because of his unhinged behavior. LOL.
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@ArmandDoma "The majority of men here are homosexuals" and yet this straight dude still can't get a date with a woman.
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@Smurfad00dle @GreenTextRepost I disagree. It's got everything the medium requires:. 1. Whining.2. Made-up stuff.3. Frog drawing.
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@pukkamedia @KewellXi Slap some duct tape on your current car to simulate the Cybertruck experience.
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@GeorgeArtem @SeattleTimesCo The woke mob just can't stop complaining about how Hitler is bad.
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@skatie420 Cold-reading a teenager, gotta admit the numbers were on his side. holy shit, yes I am 17 and I do sometimes feel like I've been thru a lot, how could he possibly know.
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@queasy_f_bby Born rich, given every opportunity and privilege, and lying about how hardscrabble her existence was. Sounds about right.
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@SperitB @bigmandubs @TheRightCant Cop acted like a cop, and somehow this is because of the Gay Agenda™.
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@prolifejewess @ElijahSchaffer Americans looking on in horror, apparently forgetting that we gorge ourselves on hamburgers, French fries, pizza, hot dogs, ribs, sandwiches, and potato chips.
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@UdaBaker @oneunderscore__ I heard they sold birth control to a male baby. Don't think about it, don't look it up, just get mad.
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@ComradeEmi @DreamLeaf5 It's over for you libs. I have prompted the AI to depict you as a crying child.
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@throwawayspoon3 @GoodReddit You'd have to find someone savvy enough to doxx the guy, but also naive enough to believe this story happened.
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@hotgayscientist @ManinBlack981 @nohomelikeplace Predictably, what she actually said was some mealy-mouthed bullshit. “Whether you are an individual that believes this is a genocide — which, by the way, in our polling, we are seeing large amounts of Americans concerned specifically with that word."
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@mcm_damask @acony_belle The law could be different when the landlord also lives in the same house (renting out a room rather than a whole apartment). Still, he's peppering her with questions as though his understanding of her situation outweighs hers LOL.
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@vanillaopinions It also makes no sense. "They're trying to get you to get out of your car and grab the money" but you're already out of your car, lady. If you were in the car when they did it, you'd have seen them do it right in front of you.
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@NickySimpson98 It's interesting when someone sees a photo of a public restroom that they never knew existed and will likely never go into, and their first thought is "this is MINE and you can't go in there".
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@poopoomergency2 @keffals All they need is an excuse to play with their toys. It's not that they're not following procedure, it's that they don't care.
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@popeguilty @mpdeejay1 @della_morte_ Love getting advice from a guy whose career started with a firm handshake and good eye contact, so that's his recommendation.
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@drmistercody I'm gonna Linktree all kinds of assassination coordinates and competing social platforms.
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@porchpodcaster @sponsler @AirbnbHelp @farrisj Gosh, if only there were something in between "tell us five times and we'll do nothing" and "here's a million dollars".
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@all_malignant @RightWingCope No it's not, this is a photo taken during Woke War 3 when the antifa supersoldiers laid siege to the nation's capital. I was there.
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@pward1993 @sueminton @Praxeas @Delta I drove to work and didn't die in a crash, therefore car crashes don't happen.
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@drmistercody This poor man has been canceled! Hear all about it on his weekly HBO series that has been running for 18 years.
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@LotsofLams @RightWingCope And to make matters worse, the next robot dinosaur game features a protagonist that skimped on the mascara.
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@KyleKulinski I'll abide by the results of this poll. After I run it however many times it takes, with as many restrictions as are needed, to get the results I want.
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@divanopkaz @HRHCOLLECTION The statement seems to be "this bra comes in 5 colors and can be purchased for $19.98". So tired of these WOKE companies SHOVING their AGENDA down our THROATS.
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@mangmnt_change @MattGertz Voting disenfranchises Republican candidates (by letting the voters decide) is what he's saying.
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@AztkSmooth @WatcherGuru We checked the super secret lib code, and no. You weren't in there. Turns out you just suck at posting.
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