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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends • 22 he/him
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Joined June 2021
@010102iv000 i might be crazy but didn't the employee say they recognized his eyebrows? . his beanie was Covering his eyebrows, so how the hell did they identify him? .his eyebrows were genuinely the only identifiable feature from the photos.
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@Bby_boo_96 mad about "lesbian shit" meanwhile the straight shit hasnt been treating you too well now has it? 😷
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@nevethevamp i call it Killstar™ Goth. Witchcraft Ouija Astrology Print Wednesday Addams NuGoth has gotta die.
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@goodnightlink @marcelsux based on my own experience, he probably was fiddling with it in his pocket bc he was nervous and since it was already in his palm he just took a hit out of instinct. sadly when you're addicted there is almost NO thought that goes into smoking. just repetitive movements.
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@M1das_OW2 ppl commenting "what gameplay?" yknow it's alright to admit that you've only exclusively interacted with posts from the gooner community. the fighting mechanics and story in this game are super unique and interesting, it really only went Ultra Gooner Bait once Jane came out.
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@GianmarcoSoresi i've done some thinking and i've come to the conclusion that the reason you're on a 36-hour Wicked tweet streak is due to the fact that if you don't get it out of your system Now, you'll write an entire comedy act around it and be destined to perform to an ungrateful audience.
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@pigsonvideo no i love talking about what i love and hate about certain silverwares bc its so dumb and arbitrary. anyways heres some of my favorite forks (normal fork on left for size comparison)
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@jeacker_ @CarolisWasFound @CarlitoVidaLoca @avxnturiine im so stupid because i genuinely thought for a second that you were saying that bc they're in a different time zone, they're in the future so theres a delay in the numbers . i need to start doing some thought exercises cuz that was crazy.
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@div1newolf i work in a Patisserie and i literally did this exact thing last month while i was trying to make Fourth of July themed chocolate strawberries but accidentally just made my first batch trans LMAO
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@JaySmithisokay @GianmarcoSoresi i hate to be the one who has to tell him, but Liza Minnelli is actually a gayer answer than Whitney Houston tbh.
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@polypocketknife y'all asking what "fish" means need to realize that sometimes posts just aren't meant for you, and thats okay. if it's already obvious this post represents a community you're not in, why do you feel a desperate need to be included? .what happened to just scrolling?.
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@j4ybo_ @davinafayette @DevonteXC just confidently loud and wrong. you stop getting periods after a couple months.
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@mabel0id @meleesadposts @femdad69420 they use asterisks multiple types throughout their website and packaging, and yet there isnt a single footnote to be found. it's almost like they're convinced asterisks are just something you can use to protect yourself from complaints/lawsuits when you sell false products.
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@shadwheart idk who u are but i saw this when i clicked on ur account by accident while scrolling so Happy Birthday LMAO
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@christress i think about Zendaya is Meechee SO regularly but it feels like the internet desperately wants me to believe i made it up, so i never reference it. it's like everyone who knew of it died 8 months later and i'm the only one left to cherish the memory.
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@ImSpartacus18 @AmeriKraut gender affirming care doesn't change your gender. hope this helps!.
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@alxoh0lic no it's 100% the depop girlies, and defending them either means you havent been on depop in the last 5 years or you're a depop girly yourself, cuz those girls are charging $200 for anything older than 2015 calling it "vintage deadstock" when it's a $17 forever 21 skirt.
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@fleetwoodmaxpng @__zackdavis these people think anyone with anything other than a selfie as their pfp is a stan account.
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@tinysquash i honestly thought you were saying that you discussed getting surgery soon with them on a previous trip and they remembered you on the next trip and wanted to know how it went so i was like aw thats kind of sweet LMAO NEVERMINDDDD.
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@WyattPuppers wait til the cat owners find out that 90% of their problems can be solved by cage training their cat too. my cat loves her cage :)
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@hugeasmammoth_ when he bent over i said "damn" out loud at the same exact time the other guy said it LMAOOO.
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@DopeitsDrea @Juan250_ he probably just instinctive hit the create a tweet button without realizing he was on her page, which would automatically apply the account owners @ to the beginning of the tweet.
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@expiredzima no i unironically listen to the black eyed peas and ive ALWAYS thought it was so funny how they hype the hell out of this beat and then this is the beat in question LMAAAOOO
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@ImExtolant @MaxOKE_ also if you're drunk and type in chat, your words send completely incoherently LMAO (this isnt my pic, found it online)
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@ImSpartacus18 @AmeriKraut if words had price value, you'd be filing bankruptcy as we speak.
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@Gr0ss_Art @highendhomo what happened to them Facing Eachother In This Kind Of Strange, Infantile, Godlike Palace Of Kama Sutra And Sexuality 😦
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@gaysuperbat ok am i the only one who has NEVER understood why Girls/Girls/Boys is considered a "bisexual anthem"? like. he tells his crush to give up on the girl she likes and "just give in" to him, and says if she's tired of hiding her sexuality she knows where to find him. What?.
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@yippie_sayer its all "clothing has no gender" "fuck gender roles" "no one owes you femininity/masculinity/androgyny" until a post-op transmasc looks like a man. if they believe your identity is invalid, then so are all the early transitioning trans women who dont pass.
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@jeacker_ @CarolisWasFound @CarlitoVidaLoca @avxnturiine anyways it's important to anyone viewing this to know that the worldometer's numbers are based on a daily international average. it's just collected data that attempts to show On Average how many people commit suicide a day. it is not impacted by large scale events.
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@ChickenMcKicken @MaxOKE_ it is a fishing game, but it's also just a fun multiplayer chatroom game so theres a lot of little funny things you can do. theres beer, boxing gloves to smack the Fuck out of other players, chalk to draw, gambling, etc etc.
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@Sasha_SK_art have you ever drawn them kissing please i need it more than water and nutrients. .
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@marxistlananist Some of you dont seem to realize that the dismissal of xenogenders isn't the problem with this take. Blaming the "embarrassing", yet harmless.youths of your community for why conservatives don't take you seriously is, Genuinely, a self-serving example of white privilege.
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@dillonflynn @KirbyCheatFurby just read the lyrics for the first time in my life and holy shit. "thank god it's them instead of you" ."the greatest gift they'll get this year is life"."the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears". ABSOLUTE INSANITY. .
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@polypocketknife Just to be nice, "fish" is a term used by both transwomen and drag queens to say someone passes as a cis woman.
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@_Mikopath_ "and at the end of the day, it's night!" always gets me. i always know the punchline but i enjoy it every time.
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@PenguHasNoLife the ultimate despairs literally ripped junkos dead body apart and cut their own limbs off to replace them with hers. someone took her uterus. "The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event In Human History" included very bad events, Shockingly.
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@Sasha_SK_art i genuinely thought you intentionally based your oc off of yourself bc of how similar you look. you even have the same bone structure and eyes!.
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@SoyjakPilled @jeacker_ @CarolisWasFound @CarlitoVidaLoca @avxnturiine cmon man I feel like a bully just looking at your account. .
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im starting to feel like some of you didnt even watch the movie. she needed to ace this audition BECAUSE she killed multiple people already, including her mom who told her she would never get the part. she needed to get the part to feel her sins were justified.
in hindsight this scene is so funny because she did this fuck ass audition once, gave up and resorted to killing people straight away
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@twocanslam @ParukoRefrain thats what i noticed too! i just assumed the text screenshots were taken on multiple different days, but then i saw his original partial refund says August 19th. the numbers also just really dont make sense. idek who this Brad guy is but this whole thing is pretty suspicious.
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@femmebush @itzbestiebear i love how there was an ENTIRE MONTH between the refund for the skirt and someone else buying it. like girl you couldve made LAST MONTHS RENT if you just sold it the first time 😭.
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@greatmaccao before 'X' and subscription plans, chiitan didnt have ads. they just posted silly videos for likes and views. theyre just a content creator really.
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@WifiBish @espurrs_eyes @ho_howard There's literally no point in the story where she'd ever be alone without people to listen to her? She's the Leader of Oz, surrounded by a bustling society. What sort of "cause" would she even need to do alone in the middle of the woods anyways? Build a fucking fire?.
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@FayFarabi @christress it went viral on twitter 6 years ago and it was like. a Huge Shared Moment. EVERYONE on my TL was making Zendaya Is Meechee jokes for weeks, but then suddenly NO ONE EVER MENTIONED IT AGAIN. i swear everyone just FORGOT? .
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@nevethevamp before any Killstar Fans wanna comment, Killstar definitely has some great looking stuff here and there. i admit to owning my fair share of Killstar. but if theres any brand out there keeping this specific genre of Goth alive, it's Killstar 100%.
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the 10 year olds are about to do Mall Goth so fucking dirty oh my god i dont think i can handle thi-.
new themes coming in dress to impress soon! which are you most excited for? 🤎 (source: dress to impress discord server)
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@CofERedeemer @saltysauerkraut ive seen lots of women say that many guys actually just . dont even recognize women's hobbies as hobbies. ive heard a woman say this guy she was talking to told her that crocheting and baking are NOT hobbies.
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@leslurd @M1das_OW2 well theres no. reason to need to jump so. i dont see how that really changes anything LMAO.
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@CrisisSnacktor @danishacarterr @goldencompass13 . it was literally a planned performance for the show. the "camera" in question was CHARLI'S CAMERA MAN. are you stupid?
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@CXDYXLLXN @kkovid_19 @PaulSkallas it's. it's My Comment tho. pretty normal to respond to the replies on My Tweet imo.
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@lvamsgatthebeep speaking of jello, i have a condition called cataplexy from narcolepsy that causes a sudden loss of muscle tone and voluntary control when i express strong emotions. this means that every time i laugh, my knees buckle and i COLLAPSE on the ground. it's funny EVERY time.
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@hardboiledeggie @Zaheelee @JoshRaby honestly i think a nice white-grey toned button up set is the best choice for funerals bc. not only is it just a little funny to see a baby in all black Funeral Attire, but it's also nice and delicate enough to still be respectful yknow? something kinda like this.
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@0FFTHEGRlD_ @koth_harvest88 @internetayanami first one, slur used during WWII Pearl Harbor era. Japanese American's were incarcerated and forced into camps, as they were seen as international spies and they enemy of american patriotism.
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@feedmewifi @ihavehitplato @__karby "When". so this is a reoccurring experience? sounds like she does not learn from being sprayed because shes a cat. she just temporarily avoids the water lmao.
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@guessingsanity he really just wanted to know what Being Peak felt like and ultimately decided it wasn't for him.
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@auzai8 @MegamiNYC he's basically just the british male equivalent of Ellen Degeneres. cringe millennial humor delivered by a man known to be snobbish and rude. he's self-absorbed but has absolutely no good reason to be. and he always ruins every role he's given, ex. The Baker from Into The Woods.
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in terms of being Iconic, nothing can ever top "This is for Rachel"
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭.
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@DopeA19 @emeraldmeerkat @j4ybo_ @davinafayette @DevonteXC its not even true lmao ur periods stop on T.
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@TyleKurner The "bridge" is Glina's choice to not leave with Elphaba when she had the chance, this is the choice that decides the Entire future in Act 2. It's the point of no return. She didn't feel the weight of her choice until it was too late. She didn't know she even crossed a bridge.
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@NattyCakes13_ @010102iv000 yeah it seems like his stories a bit of a stretch. i fully believe he was there and maybe they made jokes about him being the killer, but i highly doubt his friend actually listed off the similarities. probably just looking for a piece of the attention.
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@hiilinen_lassi @M1das_OW2 the fighting system is really unique, especially for a mihoyo game. though im not claiming it's out of this world gamebreaking and new fighting mechanics, but there is a lot of elements that i wouldve never expected from a game like this, not to mention it's just realllly clean.
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@cookiu2 the real question we should be asking is: . Is Calne Ca Miku? . she's an artists pre-existing OC named Ca who is only cosplaying as Miku. she's only Calne Ca when cosplaying. In my personal opinion, she's not Miku, despite Crypton recognizing her as a sub-species of sorts.
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@echolaliass @damitazay these heaux was unironically so good for a debut. i think about it pretty regularly tbh.
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@idlematts responding with "trying to rob a kan" just to see him try and figure out what a "kan" is and how to go about defending it from said robbery.
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@reelxis @ZankIrony not a quirk user but an old HS fan, .a lot of people who regularly use typing quirks either use a website or have an automatic coding system in which you can type out the sentence regularly, and it will transfer to the coded sentence. so it doesnt take much time. for example:
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@___Taurean___ @theestallion @amazon @amazonmusic Hatsune Miku. she's a Vocaloid, which is a software voicebank/ vocal synthesizer owned by Crypton. Producers with the software can use her voicebank to create their own songs in multiple languages.
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@GianmarcoSoresi im starting to believe you like to subtly tweet about being straight every few days just to keep your post interaction numbers balanced out from the shocked reactions.
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