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I don’t think there will ever be a funnier combo of this kind of “flags on my truck” guy
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You will never figure out where this video is going even into the end of it
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I have zero idea what is happening here but I have to share it
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My birthday wish today is just for you all to block gun girl and show me the screenshot of you doing it. Please. I’m begging for this one thing. I’m so fucking tired of you all making her famous.
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Support @ewarren , you must. Big structural change, you shall have. #Warren2020
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We went to a haunted corn field and a girl in the group with us goes “is this real corn” and when I said yeah, she just ripped a cob off the stalk and stuck it in her purse
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Proof that Covid is officially over
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Every fucking time man, Goddamn.
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Me in the back of the cruiser as the police officer takes me 40 miles to the station to charge me with a DUI
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This is an off the charts level of hater
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Lmao
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Bruschetta just be salsa for mf Italians lol 😂 ⓘ This user is a Chinese State affiliated media representative
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Lmao
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Still gets me every time
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He Rasta with creation
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1 year
How do you guys organize your fridge? Here’s mine, I try to keep beverages to one side mostly
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Oh fuck, the nerd grew up and became an even bigger nerd
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It’s highly possible I’m too old to be around this place anymore
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For anyone concerned: He made a follow up video and the owl was fine and took off later. Can’t download that one
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@AXE @1000000horses Thank you for this axe. This is why I eat your deodorant
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ideal day: 5am wake up on farm in tuscany 5-6am eat breast milk ice cream 6-7am eat breast milk ice cream 7-8am eat breast milk ice cream 8-11 eat breast milk ice cream 11-12 eat breast milk ice cream 12-1pm eat breast milk ice cream 1pm-3pm eat breast milk ice cream 4pm to
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Reading both of these articles carefully and thoughtfully as I puff on my bubble pipe and dip my morning dunkaroos into my chocy milk
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These guys are going to crash the market themselves by cashing out all their positions and then blame it on you lol
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Let’s play a game called “do I grab it?”
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Lmao
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For posterity, yes I blocked her a long time ago, she’s been to New York twice in a month and now has 150k followers, I hope you all know it’s bought and paid for mostly through your noble efforts to make her viral. Bad publicity is still publicity.
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The actors told people like one thousand times “the corn is poison oOoOoOo” and now I know why
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@thedarkprowler This is the funniest tweet in forever
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This always gets me good
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It has just been unveiled to us in the friends groupchat that my buddy has, for some reason, acquired one hundred thirty three THOUSAND pounds of chocolate
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Practicing for later today
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What the fuck is this
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@OkButStill Just literally JUMP out as it is a little off the ground bro 😭😭😭😭
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My headlights distorted it but this is also a license plate for NJ FOP guys which makes it better
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@_JonDee Just fuckin rockin out and slamming some beers with the owl
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I’m on that seaweed diet. I see weed and I smoke it
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This has always been one of my favorite photos
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Try to remember the good times
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Cuomo goes to black church, says Jews can't dance
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Incredible new discovery by HR International that finds COVID is unable to infect you if you are in dress code and not abusing PTO
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COVID loses 50% of ability to infect after 10 seconds in office air: study
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Weird how these guys are all writing this at the same time, isn’t it?
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You guys have to look at this
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Call me gay all you want but stop saying I’m British!!!!!!
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You have nothg
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Thanks to CumSearch, I can now sample @stavvybaby and the crew as easy as pie
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@Joel00313721 @Deepstatejesus @YDCHPH @JoshuaPotash Yes all of us are billionaire oligarchs with massive destructive companies to our names. We all do this
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There is a very large possibility they made this woman voicing this over do it at gunpoint
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Squad wipe let’s gooooo
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@iamuntamedjay Some will get it. Most will not
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lol
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The only one of these salary videos I trust
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@UziVerd I get it! Because it’s hard to hear what he’s rapping
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Derby day was fuckin lit
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Jesus Christ lol
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Left twitter guy who wakes up at 12pm everyday and Jeff Bezos already landed back on earth at like 6am (aka billionaire’s 9am): “The earth might be dying but at least there’s definitely a chance Jeff Bezos’ spacecraft explodes today lol”
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Just found a cute little house that is staged with the most shit all over the place ever what the fuck is going on here
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@timaay_turner @UziVerd I only like real music Hardcore Throat Chanting
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This guy just got robbed by a crow at my WaWa
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Where is she now
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I love the cute bubble font lol
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If this guy saw what I take home he would literally scream
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@trap__khaleesi @yibbybestgirl A birthday AND Christmas gift!
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Can you ***please*** just charge my card on pump 2 I need to fucking go to work lady
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I started trolling on tik tok and it’s like fucking fertile ground over there. Absolutely untouched soil.
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We did it!
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i’m crying “why can’t i, a white man, do an indian accent? instead i am forced to make organic deep house music”
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This is an amazing title
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@gun_toucher Hunger games
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I can do this voice too but I get yelled at for doing it.
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Hope you have a #HappyBirthdayMeghan Markle! Families can be rough, but this is a very special message from mine to yours!
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This is so fucking epic lmao
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It would be really funny if trump lost and immediately came on here and started dumping state secrets on the timeline in a petty rage
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The best part is in a bunch of her videos she goes “I have ADHD so you’re not allowed to tell me I didn’t anything wrong” lmao
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This shit rocks so much
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You are the fucking most retarded man alive. Fuck you.
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Holy shit
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I grabbed it
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This is the worst shit I’ve ever seen
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This site is so weird man
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