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Retired DP pro. I don't post problems. There are many much worse off I do silly answers to stupid questions All DMs ignored Following does NOT equal agreeing.
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This old goat does not follow the herd like a sheep.
i am a wild beast, not a wildebeeste.
But you gnu that.
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@TheRJRobinson
@AlStewartOBE
We got the biggest mortgage i could afford in 1971.
We survived. I ended up with aa full time job and 3 part time ones.
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@burgessdryan
Best debugging tool is someone who knows NOTHING about programming. Explain your code to them in detail and the mistake will leap out. Then thank them.
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@charliehtweets
I'm assuming that insuring any Russian owned/leased ship, boat or plane is now impossible.
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@storiesbyjemay
Perhaps the hotel should state that they can't meet her retirements and therefore have cancelled her reservation.
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Re:
#HorizonScandal
I find it touching how many people have such blind faith in any computer system that they cannot conceive that there mogjt be errors.
I worked on many programs in my career and a bug free program is rarer than a unicorn!
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@medicman1987
@JulesB_07
@swasFT
There ought to be specific offence - damaging or defacing an emergency vehicle - big fine and/or up to 2 years.
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@JavaScriptCSS3
@saminacodes
No - programmers start indexing and referencing from 0, like everyone else we start counting from 1
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@engineering_bae
Never let both sets of keys approach each other. They will try to run away and hide together
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@RomeenSheth
I would add.
Principle
#21
Nevsr make yourself indispensable in your current position in the organisation. That makes your promotion impossible. Train up a subordinate ready to take over.
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@KyivIndependent
Of its genuine it gave the Ukrainians a lot of useful info.
If it was a Russian plant it gave the Ukrainians a lot of useful info.
The lies that are told sometimes give away more than the truths.
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@MajorGowen_
@SuckMyBrexit
I liked Carol Vorderman on Countdown until she appeared on those dodgy loan adverts and proved her lack of principles.
Can't stand her now!
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@senisulyman
Be the perfectionist! Take take take. Adjust retake repose "move your head right a bit", "chin up", "hold on there's a reflection" "no no no not that far". You will soon get the sack especially if the end result is rubbish and you insist its "ART"
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@South_SPC
If its gone- say nothing to anyone.
Tomorrow put a folded note in one that says something like " yesterday was cat food, today dog food - please compare.".
With any luck they will find it on the second bite.
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@Askrigg_lad
Anyone trying to use a disastrous event to justify looting, arson and violence against the police should be prosecuted and punished accordingly!
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@Effiedeans
I think they also do policing, street lighting, social services, roads, parks and open spaces and a pile of other stuff.
There wss a breakdown on the leaflet they sent you with the bill.
Get someone to read it to you!
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@gary_d_carter
Pints are going to be ALLOWED.
They WON'T be compulsory.
Manufacturers will have the choice.
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@DavidPoulden
The african chiefs and arabian sultans who sold them already got paid at the time.
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@KyivIndependent
If i was in the Russian hierarchy I would be nervous on the edge of a thick pole carpet, never mind about above the ground floor of a building.,
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Pleas don't DM
If you do there good chance you will just be blocked or reported and then ignored
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@BarristersHorse
Am i missing the point.
There are more French boats fishing our waters then English boats fishing theirs.
So in at tit for tat exchange the bans the biggest loser would be .....
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@UKCopHumour
As a member of the public I regard this as just the sort of high spirits that should be sorted out by a full apology IN COURT (and a hefty fine).
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You've got to pity the poor people of Jarrow
There we have it, an MP who deliberately won’t listen to anyone who questions her rhetoric. Remember folks, these are voted in public servants. Got the message yet, she’s only interested in her own opinions, doesn’t care what the voting public think.
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@HarrietSergeant
@Vulcan01
No, as a member of the public, i I imagine that it only takes one to operate the speed gun and some more to deal with the speeders who may be violent, carrying drugs or weaponry or a banned driver etc
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Have you met anyone who has ended up as a suicide?
If so how many? and to give context your approximate age
I'll start with 4
I'm in my 70s
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@DivineOmega
Once you start testing, only change ONE section of code at a time. If you alter several statements you can spend ages trying to get it running again altering the wrong chunk of code
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Only here for a bit of entertainment and to get other points of view.
If you don't like my posts or replies you are welcome to reply, mute, block, or do like Dionne Warwick and walk (scroll) on by.
That's what I do, even if i was following, particularly if you get foul.
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@russ_owl
Second lookl - just a big gash from a ship's prop one one side and then mirrored using photo edit to look like its other side.
See the identical bubble patterns.
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I have blocked a few on here because of vile posts but never had to for insulting me personally.
A few have tried to but sometimes I respond and sometimes i take it as a compliment.
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@anon_opin
Round here people just take whats useful and sometimes knock on the to thank the householder.
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@ItsDeeNB
Thst ring looks dangerously tight! Of you can't remove it at all its a big risk. Just saying cos once I nearly lost a finger when it swelled up after a minor injury and I ended up in A&E. Not much fun. They got it off in time.
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@NationalHways
So let me get this right.
Making things go slower gets them there faster.
I don't think this works even at the sub-atomic level.
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@AlloTisI
@THEJamesWhale
I've got an MRI due next week.
Its my 5th I think.
I get confused between CAT, MRI, ULTRASOUND etc.
No worries though, best find out what's going on (or not).
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@FrancescoCiull4
i wish someone had explained that you don't have to know ALL about "it".
You just need to know ENOUGH about "it" to use "it" to achieve your current goal.
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@ElaineMahon13
@johnisitme
@jeu_desprit
@carla_denyer
It doesn't directly affect me but it still makes me furious.
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@HHepplewhite
I think you are a bit confused.
Weather forecasts and climate forecasts are totally different things.
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@Foxtrot_Cop
Should we, the public, not also help to prevent crime.
Lock our doors, cars and sheds
Avoid dark alleys
Don't walk alone at night
Be risk averse!
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@SamuelWeeps
@canadiancarol1
A vote for Sunak's lot will put Starmer iinto no 10 .
Vote Reform.
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@StephenMcGann
@Trumpetmike
There are several reasons NOT to drin including:
Alcoholism.
Medical conditions.
Driving (some are on call).
Dislike of the taste.
Its not really polite to ask which but you can just offer them a non alcoholic drink and seasons greetings.
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@leighkeystone
If you can't keep below 20 mph for 2 miles you need driving lessons or you car needs maintenance.
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@toadmeister
Universities are old fashioned, degrees are old fashioned, learning os old fashioned.
Perhaps these people should not be there?
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@wahlstedt007
I am not anti-gun BUT no private person needs an ASSAULT RIFLE or a hand gun.
No problem with a sporting rifle or shotgun but there should be criminsl and mental health checks.
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@anon_opin
When Cliff and I were children, gifts were much smaller and most would go on the tree.
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@TheLiberal_ie
@bigfrankbutch12
Was anyone injured - no
Did proesers attack car - yes
So - well done driver!
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@gggirl924
No, I just used to look at the wild ones. Keeping them in captivity is cruel
Luckily those days are over and most of them were released into the wild.
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@wolfnsunflowers
@toniwriter
Gyms are effectively giant petrie dishes. Walk (or run) to the gym. DON'T go in. Walk home. Stay healthy and uninfected!
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A lot of people agreeing with you does NOT male you right.
Look around at all the fools and idiots out there!
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@ByrneBarry
@pritipatel
@BorisJohnson
@PeterBoneUK
@GBNEWS
If they were on a FRENCH warship they shouldhave been landed in FRANCE.
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@mikeportsmouth
@johnisitme
I feel sorry for trans women as I do for anybody with a serious mental condition. We should make all possible allowances WITHOUT compromising the safety and wellbeing of the rest of the community.
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Has anyone got an up to date dictionary of tech acronyms?
The one in my head is 25 years out of date.
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@TalbertSwan
Perhaps the churches should be paying reparations to the descendants of the poor people of all nations they oppressed and took advantage of in the middle ages.
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@tanoaksam
What is it with people and titles?
At my first company, on occasions, we were frequently asked things like "xxxx on the phone asking to speak to the chief software engineer, who wants to be be it this week?"
We just took turns.
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@citizenj0urn0
@DennispaPaul
Strangely when the motorway was chockablock the other day i could only do about 20 mph and my big diesel estate returned 40+ mpg
Nearly as good as cruising at 70 on a long trip
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@Nigel_Farage
@martinjdwareham
A friend of mine will eat ANYTHING.
He says
"I went to boarding school , so I'm not fussy".
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@_Genevieves_
Football, rugby, hockey, athletics etc etc the spectator sports are endless.
Some people are watchers some are doers.
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@stuartevans1974
@InspGadgetBlogs
@stella_coppard
@GBNEWS
@kent_police
I continue to trust police on the front line and hospital staff more than politicians and estate agents.
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@MaureenDalby
@PaulKirkby3
Search person, search phone, test DNA, check criminal databases including facial recognition
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