🐝 Bumble bee 🐝
@TheBumblingBee_
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🐝 I might be funny on the timeline but I’m boring in DMs. And more often than not, I ignore them. 🤷♀️ Married af
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Let me stay a little bit longer in the world of pretend and be whole again
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My son set his alarm half an hour early today and took a shower before school. What sorcery is that?
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Not wearing a bra on Sundays. Thems the rules 🤷♀️
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Woke up horny…again. No chance for morning sex…again. I’m sensing a Sunday pattern here 😒
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Soooo, Twitter dies and our solution is showing off our nipples?
~ nipple magic 😏
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How do I get suspended from work with full pay? 🤔
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Can I get help with my algorithm? I’m sick and tired of naked women advertising they’re OF and political tweets 🙄
So if you see this, please say hi 👋
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Has anyone figured out what the real goal in life is yet?
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Am I the only one who’s bucket list is mostly filled with sex related stuff?
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I feel like I’m only visible to some here. So, if you’re a bot, a sugar daddy/mommy, a prince in need or that one girl with the thousand different names, please say “hi” 👋
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What do guys want for Valentine’s Day? Store bought, not a bj
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How about I show dominance and slide into your DMs with a simple “Hey”?
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How rude not to wake me up with morning sex or coffee in bed 🤨
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Do I wait to charge my toys till my husband left for his vacation? Or do I do it now to have them fully charged as soon as he leaves the house? 🤔
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Do you ever feel isolated due to the weird way your brain works? The paths your thoughts go? The way you see the world?
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So yesterday, on TittyTuesday, the waves pulled my bikini top down and made me boob flash the beach. Today, on Humpday, they pulled my bikini pants down and made me moon the beach. Coincidence? 🤔
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What if what you’re searching for doesn’t exist?
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Could anyone poke my beaver to see if it’s still alive?
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How about you share a Sunday smile, if you please?! If you don’t then have a wonderful Sunday nonetheless 💜
(Off to work on the tan lines)
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Topless at the beach 🏖️ 💜
That’s it, that’s the tweet
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Off to get drunk af and sing karaoke for the first time…if I’m drunk enough later. Anyway, expect drunken tweets
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I’m laying-naked-on-the-couch-with-the-fan-pointing-straight-at-me-and-eating-ice-cream hot today 🥵
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Good morning to all but those who are not exited endlessly because it’s my birthday 😏
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For someone who doesn’t even like the position of 69, I sure giggle a lot when my phone is charged 69%.
~acting your age is overrated anyway
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I’m too lazy to have a Twitter account for every different personalities of mine. So could you kindly accept that I’m more than you think I am, please?
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I’m already bored 😂
@CrissieC
, we need a new thirsty Thursday thread. 😁
So y’all: post here ⬇️ (but no peens or vagines please)
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Wanted:
Someone strong who carries me upstairs to bed! Tuck me in and kiss me good night.
Reward:
I pay in cookies 🍪
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Just so y’all know, I’m reading and replying to your tweets while being naked and wet…
🛁
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I like this picture (even though my shoulders look weird), so you have to see it too. 🤷♀️
Please don’t be creepy about it and don’t retweet it. 🤨
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Ok, I liked three of his tweets, I even responded to one… why isn’t he proposing to me already? 🤔
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We can send virtual hugs, can we send virtual fucks too?
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I’m having a bad case of sad today. So I’m gonna listen to music and shake my butt till I feel better.
If you wanna help, post beautiful nature pictures, funny memes or stories of kindness here ⬇️
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What helps you when you’re annoyed with everything and anyone?
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Girls-night-face is on. 🥳 I’ll try to hold back the drunken texts or videos 😂 Have a great Friday y’all 💜
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What. The. Fuck
Hubby was just about to tell his brother how to find me on Twitter when I intervened 😳
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I’m happy to announce that my boobs are still fabulous on this fine Christmas Eve… and yes, I’m drunk
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She’s a ten but squeaks like a guinea pig when she comes
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I’m in the mood to post porn. Just in case you wanna mute me real fast
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Welcome to twitter, where you find friends that add to your sexual frustration 🔥
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Girls night face is on, first drinks are drunken, off we go… 🥳
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Wanna go to a country fair, eat cotton candy and hold hands?
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Man crush Monday 💜
Let me tell you, I’m crushing on you, you, you and yes, you too!
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Drunken DMs anyone? 😏😂
Seriously, someone take my phone away later 😬
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Y’all stick your boobs in the refrigerator to hard nipple prove your outfit too, right? Right?
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Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck and also, fucking fuck.
Ha, take that autocorrect! 😝
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I’m not good at fucking myself. I’m not dominant enough 🤷♀️😏
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Coming to terms with the new length of my hair (they were down to my butt) and also felt cute.
So, if you like, share a smile with us, ya hotties 💜
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Wanted: Someone who adults for me today. Generous pay in boobpics 🙂
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Do you guys count in the time dealing with your morning wood when you consider how early to set your alarm each morning? 🤔
~random laundry thoughts
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A man who looks behind a beautiful face?
Sexy af 🔥
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I’m wondering…are good looking guys not good in bed cause they never had to work for it? Or are they especially good cause they’ve got lots of experience? And why can’t my brain shut up even with this amount of alcohol? 🤔
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Redrops for no other reason than that I might have lost a bet 😂
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Off to go to dinner…might be a bit too much cleavage but it’s more comfortable this way 😏 have a great evening y’all 💜
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Off to go to the family Christmas party. Wish me luck, please 😬
🎄Merry Christmas y’all 🎄
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If he finally follows you back, how long till it’s ok to slide into his DMs? And how do you do that in an uncreepy way?
I don’t know the protocol 🤷♀️
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Random laundry question:
Do you man-/lady-scape even though you know you won’t get any sexy time soon?
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Saturday night face in place. Off to celebrate being with family. Show me your lovely Saturday face? No matter if it’s couch or date night 😌
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Did you ever fantasize about someone and make yourself blush?
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I would like snow better, if it wouldn’t be so cold 🥶
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I haven’t figured out where the selfie mirror in my gym is, so y’all get a locker room pic as proof that I’ve been there…at 5am 🥱 What scares me is that I actually liked it 😬
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I’m wondering, does your peen hurt (slap) you guys when you run naked, like it does us with our boobs? 🤔
~random laundry thoughts
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I’m that one woman who unapologetically wears a bikini at the beach despite her stretch marks. I carried two children, I earned the right to simply not give a fuck
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I come from a long line of people who did not win the lottery
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I ripped my dress and now half my butt is showing….don’t have a spare dress with me of course….but at least I’m wearing some shorts underneath 🙈
Gotta love Mondays 😬😂
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We need a miracle. It was a brain aneurysm and not a heart attack and it looks really really not good
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Three thousand of you thought it was worth following me. I’m humbled and very grateful for the amazing friends I made. 💜
Maybe some of you want to say hi with a face pic or a voice message to celebrate? 😏
Or just get drunk and play pool like I’ll do. Love you all 💜
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I don’t wanna brag but I’m so wet right now. I’m basically dripping
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HAPPY HUMPDAY y’all 💜
Let’s do fun stuff today and be a bit crazy and kind. Yes, I mean you…and you…and you too 💜
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Today I’m fucking not ok. So I’m gonna leave the phone behind and be back in a day or two.
~it’s a ‘one day at a time’ day for me
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