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PATIENT: doctor im so depressed, i dont know what to do
DOCTOR: well whatever you do dont go see Pagliacci, the shittiest clown in the fucking world
PATIENT:
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@Crypt0Fred
@heartereum
yeah this is the first time free porn has been available, ever in history
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@WakeSheriff
at this particular time, a shooting was did happen. a fatal shot did had taken place. a dog was gotten been shot
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ladies, this is what you get if i make you a grilled cheese
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@wapplehouse
“slave owners were bad”
“hey! none of my family ever owned slaves so stop personally attacking me!!”
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@cisgenderhaver
“everyone is being mean to you behind your back probably”
- guy who is definitely well-liked by an enormous group of friends
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@HTTP_Lovecraft
lovecraft: okay but like, what if a squid was REEEAALLLY big
human comprehension: wtf
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@vibrantdad
@RoseThornsRosey
i mean you yourself posted an article about a study that says that
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@nijigasakilove
@PopBase
one of the better ways to die actually. over before they knew it had even started
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@whatever
yeah when i ask people a question that doesn’t really make sense, based on a faulty premise, i often don’t get a response. which just proves that i’m right i guess
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@issaDaManz
@B00K0FTRIBE
that guy is not strong enough. this life, this world, it’s too much for him
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@tonyhawktruther
i also excell at finding the ingredients of a joke and just showing them to people like a handful of brightly colored pebbles
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@_Anunnery
i get how misinformation campaigns can start to roll under their own weight, and pull more people in etc, but what i don’t understand is why a misinformation campaign about her would start in the first place. she’s one of the best & nicest people on here
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@PussyDeplore
@JxnW
“i didn’t say anything about genitals”
the first thing you said was about genitals
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@bethanyshondark
“i’m pro-life except when that leads to undesired outcomes” yeah i think most people are like that Bethany
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@Eve6
oh you like a certain feature that i want to remove? here i’m doing the feature to you! how do you like dem apples? this feature is fun btw i am enjoying this
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@PorphyryImages
a tweet about not getting likes that didn’t get any likes. it’s like a Greek tragedy
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@EugeneShortz
it’s because Israel is not worthy of respect on any day, ever. hope this helps
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@KGOERZ
@4Mischief
“if i was rich i’d give my money to idiots”
yeah we can see the blue check, we know
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@badpersonclub
sometimes a thing is factually incorrect but poetically correct, which makes it more correct actually
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@LucasBotkin
i’m sorry, are you saying a big reason you started carrying night vision is queer people?
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@gistofCLE
@flieldy
@muddaub
you can tell it’s medicine because it has a big red plus sign on the outside
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@JeffMNC
@AutumnTweets
@SethDillon
terrible things happening in the world is not a good reason to condone further terrible things Jeff
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@upstatefederlst
@incognitofinito
yeah she wrote the gullibility algorithm which, as you can see, works remarkably well
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@exavierpope
@Comedian_Watch
people outside your circle saw it, that’s what happened. normal people saw it
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@SusanMorais
@ArnoRosenfeld
i think you should explain why the distinction matters. because to me & i believe a lot of others, the distinction does not matter
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@bilbosfootcomb
reading the plot is okay but viewing the film is not okay? i just wanna make sure i don’t get expelled from society
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@JeffTutorials
@metal4always
oh wow cool. does the Tesla “smart stop” when you press the brake long enough? do the mirrors “smart reflect light”? do the wheels “smart rotate” when driving?
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@AyndaMthimkhulu
a lot of us are over the age of 14 so not really bothered by sex scenes anymore
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@Khalifa_Padmore
@Wonton_Goodsoup
they should use one of those grappling guns you see in the movies
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@wapplehouse
i’m gonna go out on a limb here, call me crazy, but i feel like eminem is a somewhat better rapper than this young lady
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my 19-year-old son just asked me why we have so much cheese in the fridge and i was like “i dunno what to tell you. we’re lowkey cheesepilled” and he was like “okay that’s enough”
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@geostylegeo
[me when i’m definitely super correct and i feel very comfortable about it]
Ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
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@whstancil
yeah i bet the Twitter Left is mostly just trust fund kids, Wall Street execs, etc. that seems really likely, yup for sure
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@TracyAMHall1
@MattGertz
@TuckerCarlson
- here is a graph based on facts
“oh you’re so jealous & salty”
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@RealBearSmith
@zukosmadre
you don’t know what doxxing is, maybe sit this conversation out champ
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@WhoDeyInIsrael
@DadBodGoKu
@Original_Anees
totally. israel is hundreds of times worse than hamas, there’s no comparison
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@SteveinChippers
@DeathlyAcorn
@KatyMontgomerie
when you definitely understand what a point is and what proving a point means
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@morgvanny
@Sparrow_Hater
i think about it a lot, and my conclusion is it’s not my fault, and i worry that it might be my fault, although i know it isn’t my fault
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@BisqueBoi
@adequatelyjed
PLEASE tell me you ripped it into little pieces, put the pieces in your palm and blew them at the person’s face
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@brianros1
@yeselson
hold on, so are we saying “fair warning has been given so that civilians can safely evacuate” or are we saying “civilian casualties are inevitable” you gotta pick one
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@MorganFailchild
oh wow, another book of brain teasers & logic puzzles. thanks for existing Mensa
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@michaelkoziol
@KnottMatthew
yes indeed, the word “ceasefire” is such a vague confusing term. what could it possibly mean? no one knows
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@WhoDeyInIsrael
@Original_Anees
can’t believe a million people aren’t gleefully uprooting their lives because we yelled at them to do it
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@NotoriousPBG
@fireobserver32
the flaw is that you’re assuming that witnessing supernatural phenomena is related to main character syndrome, like witnessing supernatural phenomena makes the witnesser special & important. you have to prove that first otherwise why base a whole ass argument on it
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@spurtmagoo
to be fair that is a HILARIOUS number. not sure if you’re aware but it is associated with marijuana aka weed 😂
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when Prometheus stole fire from the gods that was the first Hot Take
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