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on a typical day you can find me muttering, “dumbass” under my breath at people for doing things that i do too
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was informed my rent is increasing in October so i asked why and they said “we increase the rent every year because the cost of living goes up every year.”
my brother in christ YOU ARE THE COST OF LIVING
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Our nation’s police officers run toward danger when others run away from it.
You run toward cries of help, knowing you can offer it.
There’s no greater responsibility of government than ensuring the safety of the American people and those who sacrifice to protect us all.
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@DiabolicalSpuds
as someone who has worked as an aid, and now case manages for people with aides, you did the right thing thank you. a call to Adult Protective Services is also a good idea if you feel comfortable
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biden is speaking at my friends graduation and they misspelled his fucking name 🤣
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what happened to florida
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ur gonna have to call delusions of grandeur something way less cool if you want me to stop having them
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don’t understand the diet coke trend. u guys know they make soda that tastes good too, right ?
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yesterday my girlfriend said the 45 minute commute to work every day was too much for her, and that our apartment didn’t feel like a home, and moved out and back in with her mom
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the 12 hour i got yesterday was for tweeting at Bill Ackman and it was instantaneous. right after i hit post
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@ZindoNow
@charliekirk11
this is false, both the Oxford English Dictionary and Merriam-Webster Dictionary attribute the origin of the word to Dana Defosse
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sure sex is great but have you ever gotten a Like on a Tweet
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it’s my first day back at our office since they renovated it and this is at my desk i think i got promoted
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is it normal to be paralyzed with crippling anxiety every fucking day
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@justinboldaji
what is the point of making fun of rich people for making art when there’s, like, way worse rich people to criticize? let people make bad art who cares
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hey bro your headlights are super bright could you pull over for a sec and kill yourself?
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tomorrow the girl i met on twitter becomes the girl i met in real life
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@HowidyHamza
indigenous jews can still live in a sovereign Palestine what exactly is your point
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the hottest girl i’ve ever seen in my whole life sent me the cutest bookmark i’ve ever seen in my whole life
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@snbatman
say you don’t understand sarcasm without saying you don’t understand sarcasm. or humor?
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imagine chanting “NO MORE SHELTER” and thinking you’re the good guys
Thousands of people at today’s rally against homeless shelter at Brooklyn 2501 86th street organized by
@AMWilliamColton
and
@susanzhuangnyc
. They want “NO MORE SHELTER”, have you heard of them
@NYCSpeakerAdams
@NYCCouncil
@NYCMayor
?
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“Black houseless man screams about hunger and lack of resources on public train. white bystander strangles him to death, goes home with no charges.” we live in hell
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@OCSteveSDS
@maxcrafterSUPER
@CultureCrave
he’s standing up for people who make a lot less. you’re very smart
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you wanna be the reason she wakes up in the morning? think about it. what else makes her wake up in the morning? her alarm. BE. ALARMING. send concerning and erratic text messages. mail her drugs. call her dad from prison. contract a violent rash on your neck
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need investors for a new entrepreneurial venture i’ve just been introduced to
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@MixtrixFix
@ericriveracooks
it’s hard to mind your own business when you’re being filmed, genius
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@PaulChato
@brwORLY
@robrousseau
ooohhhh, you don’t consider it an occupation because you think they deserve it ! got it
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new driving technique: if another drivers headlights are too bright i’m going to shoot them with a gun
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capitalism has implanted this disease in people that makes them think if they dedicate 25 hours a day to hating themselves and their friends they’ll be a millionaire someday too
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just accepted a job offer with “Director of…” in the title 😎
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but cis is a slur, right ?
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there’s a good chance that on monday i might accept a job offer that would give me a roughly 50% raise
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can never remember how to properly dispose of used batteries so i just go to a parking lot and put them in peoples’ gas tanks
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im really proud of myself for not drinking when things get difficult
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i can’t believe this is real. it looks like he salvaged it from the desert in Holes
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dumpster diving behind the bank to see if they threw away any expired money
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can anyone tell me what a single one of these products is that’s being sold here
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i learned a new word yesterday if anybody even fucking cares
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just tried to have trix for breakfast and those fucking kids beat me with hammers
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me and my moms dad have the same birthday. today he turned 83 and i turned 28
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