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tj. 4'20'', 69 IQ. pro brewer, amateur beelegger. psalm 51:3 Accounts that post dangerous lies like this one should be reported for promoting self harm.
Joined July 2017
this sequence with jar jar binks' dad is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read
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found out about a magic tournement where a guy on shrooms won the whole thing and can't get over this pic they took of the top 8
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saw someone say that ron desantis smiles like the 1959 uconn huskies logo
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this is the hardest i've ever seen anyone get owned on this website
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what an ignorant tweet.
Singer Amy Winehouse accepts some bongo drums and a dvd, which she had been given by fan to sign, on her doorstep in London, England (2008)
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that is not what i expected the banner to say lmao.
This is huge. This is absolutely monumental. We just shut down an event honoring Exxon CEO Darren Woods. The whole room fled. We showed up & prevented this monster from uttering a word. We will resist him with all we've got. There is no choice.
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just saw this shirt for sale at target in the children's section. the woke left has officially gone TOO FAR!
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kyle rittenhouse has entered his violet beauregard era. inshallah he will be rolled away by gremlins
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it's not brianna wu's fault, guys; they just cherry-picked the several messages where she uses transphobic slurs to mock a trans woman's appearance and also the one where she said she regretted not speaking out against trans rights earlier in her career.
A few things: . Some group DMs got leaked tonight, and were selectively chosen to paint a completely false narrative about me not respecting NB people. If you read our whole group chat you’d see comments from me talking about how I think NB people are experiencing real pain.
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the souls of our ancestors who harnessed fire live on within a select few
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@FreddyGutierr16 just because you watch anime doesn't mean you're required to be annoying.
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LIFEHACK:. Frying some wings and accidentally get the oil too hot? No need to delay dinner! Just drop in an ice cube to quickly lower the temperature and get back to cooking in no time!
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this is the most attractive thing a woman can do.
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chevron lost a court case where they basically extrajudicially imprisoned a whistleblower journalist for a decade and they seem to be throwing a huge tempertantrum about it via twitter ads.
Donziger captured saying it would "be good" for the judge to think he could be killed if he ruled against his side in the Ecuador fraud against Chevron. More details:
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i would kill to be in ben garrison's book club when they read don quixote
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@notsofiacoppola they used forced prison labor to dig mass graves for covid victims in nyc.
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i cannot imagine how terrible this could turn with some of the magic card art out there. imagine tripping absolute balls and your opponent casts memory deluge
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i'm all for human rights and shit, but if you're on a tour in a factory and decide to wander off, it should be legal for the floor workers to hunt you for sport.
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@whip_poor_wont @DuckHonkin this is the second insane reply i've seen from her, definitely a bit account.
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my favorite part about going to the bar with my buddies is when i have to solve a graduate level fluid dynamics+robotics exam to avoid wearing the drink i ordered.
The fact that this company isn’t worth $1B (think of all the people who drink Beer around the world) is crazy
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it really makes you wonder why the fuck the soup museum people were ever doing their thing instead of this.
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@francisxwolf that's such a crazy coincidence. i will be serving alcohol at my wedding to maximize the chances of an autistic child accidentally drinking vodka instead of water.
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i'm not sure what's worse: that i bought jack daniels pulled pork sushi from a grocery store; that it was $11; that it was on sale with a clearance sticker; that none of that was enough to deter me; or that it actually tastes really fuckin good
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if you're a cop reading this: congratulations! i didn't know they accepted literate people.
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she can't be transphobic because right after she called trans people disgusting, she said that she'd still rather they transition than end their own lives! see, healthcare! progressive! please keep watching her content!!.
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the cum bowl is here
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this is what liberals actually believe
@RnaudBertrand Oh please. Before the IDF can eliminate a target, the legal department has to assess there was a military reason. Otherwise they are not in compliance with international law. So the likelihood is the facility contained a military asset.
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@poppy_haze @clairedwillett lol yea if you don't pop it in the fridge right away you're getting light beer.
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not to brag, but i determined this almost instantly.
"Six years into the experiment, the evidence is convincing: Legalizing sports gambling was a huge mistake," @CharlesFLehman writes:
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@yung__mean "mtg players stink" factoid actualy statistical error. average mtg player has good hygeine. Stinky Georg, who lives in the contest hall and steals clothes from the garbage, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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bro tagging his mistress lmao.
Sometimes in life you make mistakes you can't undo. Sad to tell you all that @Bethanyliterary and I are getting a divorce. She filed divorce papers to me today. To get it out of the way so there are no questions, yes, I am with @DuchessOfDeFi.
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ordered ramen from a mexican place. just don't fucking care at all anymore.
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@PunishedBonus sorry man i didn't see a gun in there. i'd check the cameras but there aren't any in the bathrooms. i'll let you know though.
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learning about the cuban "atención" numbers station amd laughing my ass off. united states officials losing their minds about cubans spying, so they run a raid, steal the codes to listen in, and just get shit like, "hello agents, remember that respecting women is important"
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this shouldn't be surprising. neoliberalism is, at its core, about cutting deals with the right to placate the left. they're all snakes that only support leftist causes to whitewash their image. as soon as they're slightly uncomfortable, they open up comms with the fascists.
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