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Michael Klotz

@Mike_M_Klotz

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Indianapolis, IN
Joined October 2018
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
6 months
For sale: 2023 Ozark 1680bsk.23’ travel trailer .4,000lb dry weight.500lb hitch weight .Sleeps 8.$19,000. Fantastic layout inside, including wide bunks in the rear and a large couch/dinette that turns into a queen size bed. Used six times. Like-new perfect condition. Less than
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
8 months
Now imagine that was a pedestrian.
@cybrtrkguy
The Cybertruck Guy
8 months
This guy hit a deer on the highway and the Cybertruck barely flinched. The deer "bounced right off". His wife was sitting in the passenger seat and she didn't even know what happened. 😂
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Michael Klotz
11 months
Hell yes.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
1 year
People don’t seem to understand how poor this performance actually is.
@DimaZeniuk
Dima Zeniuk
1 year
Tesla Cybertruck tested off-road at Hollister Hill RSVA 🏜️
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
8 months
It takes balls to drive an irreplaceable Bugatti in such an asshole manner.
@MrCarFacts
Jesse - Mr. Car Facts
8 months
Mille Miglia is a gentleman’s ra… never mind 🫣
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
3 months
Literally the dumbest rebrand ever. This is Windows ME levels of cringe.
@Jaguar
Jaguar
3 months
Copy nothing. #Jaguar
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
4 months
@barstoolsports @DonnieDoesWorld Well I’ll be damned…
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Michael Klotz
1 year
People who know absolutely nothing about off-roading should not be allowed to post about off-roading.
@Teslaconomics
Teslaconomics
1 year
The Tesla Model Y can balance on two feet, the other vehicles really can’t
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
10 months
Remember that time Ford gave us an AWD, twin turbo 325hp 380lbft sedan and nobody bought it?
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
2 months
Undersized, under engineered, stamped suspension components strike again.
@IAmSuburban
Tom Suburbs
2 months
KACHOW
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
7 months
PLEASE ticket this asshole.
@thecyberfam
CybertruckFamily
7 months
Heavy traffic? Somebody tailgating you? In a jam? . Cybertruck doesn't need no stinking road. (Better quality video)
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Please tell me the “turn signal button” is wired to the correct lamp….
@AstroJordy
jordan
1 year
immediately thought of, “who’s driving this bus???” 🤣
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
5 months
It counts.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
8 months
Oh. Good god. That is among the worst things I’ve ever seen.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
6 months
We share the road with idiots.
@TESLA_winston
Winston
6 months
This guy got 58,632 miles out of his factory tires. That is just insane
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
11 months
I’m in love with the Rivian R3
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
7 months
Reminder: the timing belt in the Toyota 4.7 has an 80,000 mile service life. 250,000 miles is more than 3x its useful life.
@captainpisslord
Local Moron
7 months
Shoutout this guy on Facebook who went 250,000 miles in his tundra before he thought to check the state of the (original) timing belt
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
10 months
Raise your hand if you’ve ever owned a vehicle equipped with this. 🙋🏻.
@GGP321
michael rybczyk
10 months
@Christo03770888 They have no idea what this button does either
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Rivian. And it’s not even remotely a difficult decision.
@teslabros
TESBROS
1 year
Pick one 👀
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Michael Klotz
3 months
I miss Jaguar.
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Michael Klotz
8 months
But fantastic to know they’re being driven.
@chrisclarkefly
Chris Clarke
8 months
Spotted about 4 miles from my house. Insane to think a $3.5 million car is just cruising down the highway.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
8 months
I guarantee the floors are grey with white kitchen cabinets and white countertops.
@nates_motel
Bro Chi Minh
8 months
Lord pls
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Michael Klotz
2 years
I need to learn how to weld.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
6 months
Which automaker had the best OEM shade of green?
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
8 months
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse… 😂😂😂😂☠️.
@ogre_codes
O G R E → Dennis
8 months
Truck bed was coated in a thick layer of dust so I hosed it out and this was just weird. If you’ve ever owned a truck you’ll know why. Sadly this was cleaned off the dirt angel my wife left on the truck.
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Michael Klotz
7 months
It has been brought to my attention that the Cybertruck was not engineered with side impact intrusion protection beams in the doors. If true, absolutely insane.
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@copyandpace
Christopher Pace
7 months
@Mike_M_Klotz @WillyD115 Which, if this is real, it really doesn't. 💀
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
6 months
A dodge stratus is basically a Ferrari.
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@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
6 months
The battery location of a Ferrari Mondial
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
1 year
Hey guys! Tesla invented 4-wheel steering!!!.
@teslaownersSV
Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
1 year
Seeing the Cybertruck 4 wheel steering is mind blowing. The Cybertruck enginnering is on another level.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
1 year
It’s getting to be too easy to pick on this stupid truck.
@OutofSpecDetail
Coleton Guerin
1 year
Cybervault has a little leak
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
11 months
I love that it’s fully operational and not just a concept car or clay buck.
@garageklub
🛞Garage Klub
11 months
#Rivian R3 spotted in the streets leaving Laguna Beach after the launch event. This thing looks so good compared to the Model Y’s around it. Who else want to buy a R3?
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
7 months
In the last 30 days since he bought it:. 1) determined it’s been resprayed.2) determined the doors are not in alignment .3) fixed an oil leak.4) found a major PCV vacuum leak.5) clutch began slipping .6) temp sensor not reading correctly (electrical).7) coolant is now leaking. 😬.
@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
8 months
Friends son just bought himself a car. Somehow it’s already in the service position.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
1 year
Tell me you never tow anything without telling me you never tow anything….
@mortenlund89
Morten Grove - Tesla-Ship Tracker now on Bluesky
1 year
Cybertruck towing a large travel trailer like it's nothing.
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Michael Klotz
5 months
I miss cutaways.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
9 months
$120,000 for a brake job on an SLR.
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@HumpedMyJeweler
Kancho
9 months
I gotta sell this shit this not finna work
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
4 months
C4’s are getting dangerously, stupidly cheap.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
8 months
Remember what they took from you.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
This is objectively terrible engineering. #tesla #cybertruck
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Michael Klotz
7 months
Nope. Still hate it.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
After being provided additional photos, Please allow me to double down on my assertion.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
This is objectively terrible engineering. #tesla #cybertruck
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1 year
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@amcarsandracing
American Cars And Racing 🇺🇸🚗🏁
1 year
Braking (sp) news: Chevrolet Camaro production has ended.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
7 months
Show me a car you wish we got in the states…
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Michael Klotz
4 months
Someone in my area just bought a Sterrato. Black on black with a rooftop tent.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
3 months
Yeah… BMW, Mercedes, and Lexus were so, so, so unsuccessful with RWD inline six sports sedans. 🤦🏻‍♂️.
@RoadandTrack
Road & Track
3 months
Mazda Exec: We'd build an inline-6 RWD sedan if people would buy it.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
I’m only here for the underwater fire.
@EZebroni
Ethan
1 year
I’m DONE renting out my Teslas!!!. I can’t believe our Model X is underwater because the renter failed to enable “Boat Mode”…. Why doesn’t Tesla automatically enable this feature when it detects water? How am I going to recover from this? 🤦🏼‍♂️.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Sometimes it’s incredibly difficult to determine if serious or satire.
@Xenius101
Ryan Scanlan 👥
1 year
Morning all, reason #42069 I love our @tesla vehicles. With a few kWh they warm up, without poisoning my neighbors air. Had the extreme displeasure of smelling this 20th century vehicle vomiting carbon monoxide and other harmful contaminants in my face this morning. My kids
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Michael Klotz
11 months
I’m genuinely excited about the long term prospects of this company.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
11 months
Inline sixes are better than v8’s.
@ShipboxGarage
Shipbox Garage
11 months
What’s your unpopular car opinion that has you like this
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Michael Klotz
9 months
Give me one reason why I shouldn’t….
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Michael Klotz
4 months
That bra is a crime against humanity.
@Bringatrailer
Bring a Trailer
4 months
Now live at BaT Auctions: 1996 Dodge Viper RT/10.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
11 months
How is this shit still allowed by NHTSA.
@MissJilianne
Miss Jilianne
11 months
FSD V12.2.1 scared the crap out of me and I had to take over to avoid hitting the road maintenance worker. It may not of hit him but it came way too close for my comfort.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Show me:. Front wheel drive cars with longitudinal engines.
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Michael Klotz
6 months
QOTD:. What’s your favorite OEM paint color?
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Michael Klotz
9 months
I hate literally everything about this.
@RealRusty
Rusty
9 months
When hardware development iterates quicker than software. 🤦‍♂️
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Michael Klotz
2 years
It’s horrendous. There’s absolutely nothing redeeming about that interior.
@aFordOwner
Mr. Ray
2 years
Who wants this? Not trolling just curious.
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Michael Klotz
5 months
Yes or no… does this work?
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Filmed from a dead-stock truck casually strolling by, and pulled out by another dead-stock truck at the top of the drive. These are not serious people.
@greggertruck
Greggertruck
1 year
Most any truck would get stuck in this snowy scenario, Cybertruck is no different. Looking forward to seeing different tires on the truck and how it behaves.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
10 months
Rest in peace.
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@RoadandTrack
Road & Track
10 months
Do you have a favorite concept car?
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Michael Klotz
1 year
The nonexistent crumple zone is suboptimal.
@AIDRIVR
ΛI DRIVR
1 year
#Cybertruck crash test
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Michael Klotz
2 years
This is your reminder that the Chevy SS is holding its value FAR too well.
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@Mike_M_Klotz
Michael Klotz
10 months
Reminder: Tesla is a terrible manufacturer.
@niccruzpatane
Nic Cruz Patane
10 months
Cybertruck deliveries have resumed!. Tesla will be temporarily installing a rivet at the bottom of all existing pedal covers till a new part is produced and shipped.
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Michael Klotz
6 months
The “Eleanor” mustangs have NOT aged well.
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Michael Klotz
10 months
My wife makes fun of me because I won’t let my kids unbox the hotwheels I’ve spent my life collecting. I just took inventory… so enjoy! . A 🧵
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Michael Klotz
11 months
I’m so tired of telling you all how big of a piece of shit the Cybertruck is.
@DobackHuffInc
Prestige Worldwide 🇨🇦
11 months
No refunds 💀. $Tsla.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
I truly don’t understand the appeal. I’ve tried, and failed, to come up with a single redeeming quality regarding the design of this car.
@boring_cars
boring.cars 🐗🚘
1 year
I know already the dude who set the reminder for the end of the year on some CT existing tweet is gonna be all hot and bothered to roast me with pics like this
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Michael Klotz
9 months
43% of all surviving Thunderbirds in one location…
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Michael Klotz
10 months
This has Tavarish written all over it.
@cthaese
Christian Haesemeyer 🛞🛞
10 months
Might have to frame this one
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Michael Klotz
6 months
How did I forget about the time Audi made a v12 diesel R8 concept?!?!?
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Michael Klotz
3 months
Please keep it on the track. Also when doing your own builds, whether off-roading or on-road speed, please improve the safety margin with each advancement of your build. Add cages. Bigger brakes. Better seatbelts. Know that each performance modification that pushes the.
@FearedBuck
FearBuck
3 months
25-year-old YouTuber “1StockF30,” Andre Beadle, has passed away after crashing his car during a race in Queens, New York. (@FlakkoPoetik)
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Michael Klotz
7 months
@adequatelyjed Management company payroll goes up. Landscape labor and utility cost is up. Repair cost is labor and utility cost is up. Utilities cost is SIGNIFICANTLY higher. Insurance costs have SIGNIFICANTLY increased. Debt service expense is way up. The cost to run the business is the.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Presenting: . Cars I never really appreciated, but would likely use as a daily driver if I win the lottery.
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Michael Klotz
11 months
For the record, it’s not common to shear the suspension of the vehicle with that little additional damage.
@showtimeJive
Mr. CJ 💎🙌🏾
11 months
Swiped this gem off reddit
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Michael Klotz
7 months
“The structure is incredibly strong”. There is significant deformation of the A, B, and C pillars. There is significant torsional deformation of the entire structure (look at the relative location of the base of the windshield and hood L-R). This is not a win. This is luck.
@niccruzpatane
Nic Cruz Patane
7 months
Holy, check this Cybertruck out after rolling over multiple times. Everyone should be okay, the structure is incredibly strong. Gnarly crash.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
One of these kids is being raised differently….
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Michael Klotz
2 years
Tuesday afternoon commute car spotting. This was MINT.
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Michael Klotz
2 years
Tuesday commute car spotting
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Michael Klotz
9 months
Dodge: have our muscle car as either a coupe or sedan up to 700hp. Ford: everyone loves the Mustang, now available as a coupe or sedan. Chevy: can I interest you in a Trax?.
@autocar
Autocar
9 months
Ford CEO, Jim Farley, says a four-door Ford Mustang super saloon is in the pipeline
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Do you really NEED more than one 190e Cosworth Evo?.
@motorforms
MOTORFORMS 🏁
1 year
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Michael Klotz
1 year
My newest trigger: Mini Countryman taillights . Why in the hell does the left turn signal point right and the right signal point left?!?!?!?!?. That’s a damned arrow and you know it.
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Michael Klotz
7 days
This has to be AI. There’s no chance Volvo brings back those headrests.
@ListerLawrence
Lawrence Whittaker
7 days
Volvo’s camouflaged test cars seem to suggest that “boxy but good” is BACK!
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Michael Klotz
10 months
The Esprit doesn’t get enough love these days.
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@CntrbtryNglgnc
Contributory Negligence
10 months
Shop night.
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Michael Klotz
3 months
No matter who wins today, The Beast is still the real winner.
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Michael Klotz
5 months
There’s literally not one redeeming quality about this shitbox.
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Michael Klotz
6 months
When did Prelude’s cross into NSX territory?!?!?.
@Bringatrailer
Bring a Trailer
8 months
Sold: 4,900-Mile 2001 Honda Prelude Type SH 5-Speed for $60,000.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Once in a lifetime. #gm.#futurliner
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Michael Klotz
8 months
Jeep 4.0 owners meet.
@TesCalendar1
TesCalendar 📆⚡️
8 months
Maybe one day we will be smart enough as a human race to not do this 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Narrator: drums are cheap, low maintenance, cheap, and extremely effective.
@TESLA_winston
Winston
1 year
If you ever realize your car has poor braking performance just remember the new 2024 Audi Q4 E-Tron has drum brakes on the rear axle FROM THE FACTORY.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Rivian. Significantly nicer interior. Significantly better build quality. Significantly better software. Significantly better utility. And you don’t look like a clown or an attention whore when you drive it anywhere.
@ChargeGoGroup
ChargeGo
1 year
Cybertruck or Rivian? And why?
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Michael Klotz
8 months
The Discount Tire rep recommended that they replace both tires, client refused.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Public Service Announcement:. Know your jack points.
@Only9built
Electric Blue🧢🖌
1 year
🎶Song Lyrics, 🎶Song Titles or📽️Movie Titles for this please🙂
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Just when you thought the current 7-series couldn’t possibly get any worse….
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Michael Klotz
7 months
When a spouse says “I don’t even care anymore. Do whatever you want.” Should that be considered explicit approval, or is it a trap?
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Michael Klotz
4 months
Crazy how much wheels change the character of the car…. (And perhaps better/different lighting)
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Michael Klotz
2 years
That was… unexpected.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Don’t laugh…
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@Bringatrailer
Bring a Trailer
1 year
What's the comfiest vehicle you've ever sat in?.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Show me:. Your favorite supercar.
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Michael Klotz
8 months
Um…. I have questions.
@PatsCurtins
Ricks Drapes
8 months
Model S Plaid burned to the ground in my hometown yesterday. Shoutout to the B-Pillar
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Michael Klotz
1 year
Mazda 929
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Michael Klotz
11 months
Every time I spot a new Jaguar on the road I wonder about the thought process behind that purchase decision. What’s the logical rationale to buy a new Jaguar over anything else in its class?
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Michael Klotz
10 months
Where have all the Magnums gone?
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Michael Klotz
2 months
Cool car… what is it?
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Michael Klotz
29 days
Because “BROKEN VANOS” is too many characters for a license plate.
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Michael Klotz
1 year
This is 100% going into my imaginary hangar house mancave.
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OneTonScoutII
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