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@cthaese

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@cthaese
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Fun fact, there’s only one street legal M1 procar that left the factory with a VIN
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BMW M1
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Might have to frame this one
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‼️Flood in Dubai
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Dudes will just see a car on steelies and say hell ya
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@KyleRog97054650 This color is a board member exclusive paint called Basalt Blue🔥
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Ford Escape? Catch it then.
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Nissan Rouge? Get it under control then
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@Mike_M_Klotz from Whistlindiesels new boomer bait video
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@KingNoiz Next time just say u don’t have motion
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@mwoodski The fact that he’s on pole kind of negates this train of thought no?
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@macun81 It’s a render do not cry
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@Mike_M_Klotz Idk who the second guy is but when he does a hilux durability series lmk
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@PluginHyBrad Most informed jalopnik contributor
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@_underestm8d An Aston Martin not slammed on te37s is definitely classier if were being honest
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@gas_biz Parents had the opportunity to be pre-ipo on Amazon. Invested in an e-reader company instead 🥴
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@barkposting Apple CarPlay vehicle
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@Mike_M_Klotz Otis Maybach is my dream car and I wish I was joking
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@barkposting That’s not my style I’m a growing girl
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@IAmSuburban Nooooo you’re the equivalent of a beige suburban high country 🥰🥰
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The cybertruck hasn’t even been out for a year and theyre already rusting out😭😭
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@momgrab The whole party is a bit unto itself
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@matt6berries Nah flame van goes hard
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@AutoPap @gtrietsc Brother you’re the one listening to the commercial
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@Future_King1 He seems to think the government will have (has??) complete omniscient control over every electric vehicle
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@FredSmith914 It looks like it’s gonna make it based on the angles of the tires at corner entry, then it just wafts off into a wide turn 🥴🥴
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@IAmSuburban It do be getting complicated. Porsche is a part of VAG but also owns a major share of VAG… or something
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@tldraw Every day tldraw posts something that would be any other ai companies major pivotal announcement
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@Mike_M_Klotz 1. Huge fall from zirp valuations make it seem worse than it is, they currently have a market cap of 8.5b 2. Great startups aren’t always great public companies
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Back when I was a mechanic a customer came in for their “Lyft checkup” and we outright denied to pass it because their tires were so bald. They made the case that Lyft does not specify the minimum tread wear. She ended up back on the road after she called Lyft support.
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Does Uber care that cars with tires like this have their logo on them? Also, the tire isn’t that big of a deal when the whole hub is moving forward and back. Amazing. Also also, SHO.
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@IAmSuburban OK TOM RIVIAN
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@Mike_M_Klotz @CoreyLewis86 @Bellagiotime Corey was one of my first mutes on here 🥰
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@realJackEason @GentleDoofus That’s why we have kids menus at restaurants 🤷‍♂️
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@rohindhar Bro said “show all: keyword ‘castle’”
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@MyronVernis Please mark post as 18+ NSFW next time thanks
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@SpeedSportLife At the end of the day they’re overpriced aventadors for status-anxious folks
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@barkposting Tag them next time
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@IAmSuburban How Tahoe owners see suburbans
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@gannonbreslin I heard he did it to be such a nice guy 😂
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@hedgefundmafia This is hilarious. I wonder how much she influenced ‘Reddits politics’.
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@benznotmercedes 993 and 997 are the two “jumps” anything else is a cope
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@Mike_M_Klotz There’s a timeline where our roads are filled with Everests instead of tellurides and palisades. Also just noticed these are all mountain names.
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@Mike_M_Klotz China gets all the cool extended wheelbase models ☹️
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@HighyieldHarry Blackrock is the LARGEST shareholder of the weather app, people need to wake up
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@benznotmercedes Meant 993 = last air cooled and 997 = last hydraulic steering = the two jumps
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@pmtiegs *loud aoogah sound*
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@Mike_M_Klotz I am just realizing how few of those acadias I see on the road now…
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@flightradar24 Airspeed dropped 100kt once they hit cruise altitude, assuming some kind of engine failure
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“V8 car that used to have air suspension” is my favorite class of vehicle
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w00t, I'm buying car. It's dumb car but it's smart purchase. V8, a first for me among the two dozen cars I've owned, and it used to have air suspension. Nothing can go wrong. Maybe. Oh, it's 1100 miles away. I haven't really figured out that part yet.
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@Mike_M_Klotz Just tryna learn dude no need to be a dick
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@PolybiusArcadia @JeanPierreFig @MillionaireDoor I don’t know a single billionaire that even keeps 1m liquid in the long term.
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@Mike_M_Klotz Honestly embarrassing behavior
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@TakuroSpirit “Bring A Trailer” But seriously, I get why these are sold with original tires. Buyers ignorant of tire science aren’t buying delivery mile classics, and they just go to show how “original” the car is.
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@Mike_M_Klotz I sorta like it because it’s along the same thread of garish design that spawned the new 7 in the first place
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@SatanicWren @hankgreen If true, that’s a lease, you’ll have to give the car back at the end. Still a good rate!
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@rohindhar Located on “the hill” with all the frat houses 😂😂 realtors are notorious for touring during summer and winter breaks over there.
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@Shenk36 Me after adding spacers to my ball joints to correct suspension geometry
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@Mike_M_Klotz This or anything out of Canepas shop
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@periwinklelies @SCUDERIAFEMBOY The influencers paid by Red Bull for this promotion
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@DobackHuffInc Dude bought the worlds fastest luxury suv and complains about costs LOL
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@chairperson Projecting this as boomers 🥴
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@MyronVernis 01-03 QX4 is a banger underrated rig
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@the_P_God Saw this before any official news source thank u twitter
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@midshipwhip When your underground culturally subversive group is playing at a stadium 💀
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@rohindhar 70yo shitter with bulletproof foundation and structure > brand new plywood pod
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@Mike_M_Klotz I have a feeling you do not hate to see it at all 😂😂
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@SpeedSportLife The guy she told you not to worry about
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@SpeedSportLife I hate that the “ #1 ” car page on Twitter knows so very little about cars
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@IAmSuburban Tesla haters when they see someone having fun with a silly gimmick:
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@HenryCesari E90 M3 to see if anyone notices
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@ChasingStyx Many tires could be “better for the money” than Michelins, but no tire is better than Michelins.
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@UsedCamry Getting a clean stock one and modifying it just like I used to do in NFS underground 2. As god intended.
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@VCBrags Post of the month
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@Mike_M_Klotz Brilliant car, although for whatever reason not every drivetrain component is cross compatible with Volts
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@askmehowe @TibsGTE @PistonBroker I’m not required to eat lobster. I’m required to have car insurance.
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Update: tweet and account deleted, pilots license evaporated. All for some internet points 🤦‍♂️
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@Mike_M_Klotz Genuinely why is it a dumb comparison? The two highest performance 100k pickups are a perfect comparison whether you like it or not. Could compare storage, but Raptor R only comes with the shorty bed and the big cab, buyers want the GT500 motor and don’t care about usability.
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@benznotmercedes Wow a customer had one of these and we always assumed it had been done custom
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@dfitzwm What’s wrong with an rwb 997?
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@EricMTerrill1 counterpoint
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@garygastelu I thought everyone agreed it’s functionally great but visually not
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@Mike_M_Klotz Guarantee moms were drinking loaded lacroix
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@blakesley_ Porsche hasn’t had an SS vehicle in a loooong time
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@alpinecars Sounds like a straight piped cvt Altima in the drive thru
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What real premium luxury looked like in ‘08
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what premium luxury looked like in ‘08
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@cthaese
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@muffgangV2 GT3RS in the keys
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Turns out this isn’t what they meant by “Machine Learning”
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@for_yield Gaggia classic pro evo is great for espresso/americano but single boiler is limited on milk steaming times. The head is full commercial size so it can be upgraded with the real good stuff.
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@AffordAnything I have not listened to your podcast. What product did your marketing agency sell 1k of before you incorporated or had a web domain?
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@SpeedSportLife But I like grey cars
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@annaarthoe Kimbal has a personal G600 I think he’s doing find
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@AndyHVandenBerg Things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex
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