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@captainpisslord
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6 months
The devil fears the $19 a month pt cruiser
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This crazy ass motherfucker is towing a goddamn combine now
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8 months
Shoutout the guy in the overloaded facebook group who posts himself and his ram 1500 loading some new terrifying hilarious load almost every single day
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@captainpisslord
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I wasn't kidding lmao
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2 months
8 year old me watching in horror as 17 year old me asks for vice grips for christmas.
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7 months
Shoutout this guy on Facebook who went 250,000 miles in his tundra before he thought to check the state of the (original) timing belt
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@captainpisslord
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Threatening gmt800 watch
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2 months
So we just giving up now huh
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8 months
Shoutout the guy in the overloaded facebook group who posts himself and his ram 1500 loading some new terrifying hilarious load almost every single day
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2 months
Learning you could still get a brand new chevy express van with sealed beam headlights until 2018
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@captainpisslord
Local Moron
10 months
One of the worst influences on car culture is rich people, plain and simple.
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Bradley Brownell
10 months
One of the worst influences on car culture is six-figure YouTube builds that are actually bad to drive.
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@captainpisslord
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6 months
Worst fucking K2XX rot I've seen yet. This is at most, a 10 year old truck
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6 months
Other awesome things this dealer sells:. $14 a month lumina.$26 a month aveo.75 vw bus.huracan peformante
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@captainpisslord
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7 months
Someone banned the poor guy off the overloaded group. Fortunately he's so popular on there he made his own group so you can continue looking at his shenanigans in awe
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@captainpisslord
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8 months
Shoutout the guy in the overloaded facebook group who posts himself and his ram 1500 loading some new terrifying hilarious load almost every single day
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@captainpisslord
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2 years
Yeah I like to game
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Happy 2025! These cars are now all eligible for "historic" license plates in most US states
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Happy valentines from the bmw
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@captainpisslord
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4 months
"Where are you mentally?"
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@captainpisslord
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10 months
"very clean for the year" the car in question:
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4 months
The devil fears the half ton dodge ram owner
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4 months
This is so badass
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2 years
@elaifresh @gregoryjmckenz1 euroids when someone experiences happiness (this is an unknown emotion to europeans).
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8 days
What about a 2021 rav4 makes this a classic, collector or enthusiast vehicle.
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Sold: 2021 Toyota RAV4 TRD Off-Road for $30,750.
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7 months
F150 being sold as a "work/scrap truck" on marketplace
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2 years
you could buy these two cars new at the same chevy dealership in the year 1990
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What are two cars you CAN’T BELIVE are made by the same company?
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8 months
Dodge ram owners are simply another breed of people
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8 months
I could keep posting this guy all fuckin night
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3 months
The devil fears the tbi 4.3 escalade
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2 years
Dealership car photos are the best
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Happy 20th birthday to the bottle of anti seize in my garage
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2 years
We will never again return to this and it bums me out every time I think about it
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2 years
I just adore it
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3 months
He did it btw
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1 month
Pretty nice for $14
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1 month
Fine twitter convinced me. I ordered a casio.
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2 months
@throwaway4p5 In fairness the average ohio city doesn't look much different than SA
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11 months
Shoutout this truck in particular
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2 years
What the hell went wrong
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2 months
@uncledoomer Jeep gladiator as drawn by a man whos partially blind.
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@x_ecutive He's right unfortunately. Modding npc cars is fine if you put literally any effort into making it slightly creative at all. Also fuck that goddamn fusion I see it on ig at least once a day.
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9 months
Happy to report it's 1997 in beamng again
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2 months
I notice a lot of people here talking about the driveline. Does it matter? This thing could have a 12v and a 6spd and it wouldn't be enough for me to be caught in public behind the wheel of this thing.
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@captainpisslord
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2 years
It's so over
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6 months
TIL about the two-door Mazda Navajo. I'm usually pretty good with the unknown rebadges of stuff but I didn't know they made explorer rebadges
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5 months
Found this incredibly bonked '88 s15 with 773,825 on the odometer today
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If you're cold they're cold. Bring your rocker panels inside
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2 years
Driving a small, efficient, older car and limiting your pollution output vs driving a brand new 2 and a half ton electric mammoth that uses lithium mining for its production.
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6 months
Here's a contender for second most rusty k2xx. Not nearly as bad as the first one but when your 10 year old truck bears a striking resemblence to my 1986 s10 something has gone horribly wrong
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2 years
There's just something about 90s car and driver pictures
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@lagaurdia88 You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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2 years
There is no color in this entire picture.
@dougs_cars
Doug’s Cars 🚙🐊
2 years
Fiata Abarth.
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@TownsUsa I am personally a fan of the Hoopeston, IL Cornjerkers
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@captainpisslord
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2 years
acura legend 5 speed $1200
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2 years
96 aerostar $3200
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Shoutout this guy I saw on facebook building his own "elk gtr" in his garage
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2 years
@TakuroSpirit Please tell me again how great these huge pieces of electric crap are though.
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This would fix me
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8 year old me watching in horror as 17 year old me asks for vice grips for christmas.
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2 years
the wonders of facebook marketplace. 43k miles $6k
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@jcorriv35 Chevy Beretta
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@lonestar_knight That is an exceptionally low bar to set.
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This is a 2005 btw. Not even a 20 year old truck.
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These rims show up in my nightmares
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@BussySommelier I learned my lesson with the chinese shit. Although in fairness I think I paid $8 on clearence for a set of 4 or 5 of whatever no name brand it was.
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the Saturn .
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First show of the year. good start
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I reaaaaaallllly want a third gen camaro
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2 years
Fast facts: You can buy 1980-82 pontiac phoenix hubcaps from walmart
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1 year
I wonder whatever happened to the chump who bought this fucking thing for 12 grand.
@Bringatrailer
Bring a Trailer
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Sold: 5k-Mile 2003 Hyundai Elantra GT Hatchback 5-Speed for $12,500.
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@blahaj_owner you know a tweet's gonna be good when it begins with "so i was looking at the ford commercial vehicles website".
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I need it so bad.
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@bartsimsonreal been there.
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1 year
Always makes me laugh when the junkyard cars have mint interiors but have clearly been through hell and back
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@Howlingmutant0 Using "i'm def funnier than this person" as a genuine attempt at an argument is a pretty definite sign that they are not, in fact, funnier than that person.
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78 olds delta 88 $7000
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When your mercury sable looks like it's been sitting in a field since 1948
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