Ryan Scanlan 👥
@Xenius101
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I try to trend towards less wrong. Despise political duopolies. Want a clean future. Friend of @DelValTesla . Blocked by Jim Chanos, Gordon Johnson, etc.
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Put down a deposit for a
@tesla
solar system today.
This would be my third Tesla solar system in 7 years if we go through.
Not sure the economics work, but willing to go through the process and see. Anyone interested?
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Was talking to a guy at work:
Me: “Watching a test flight of
@SpaceX
massive rocket/starship, should be blowing up or splashing down into the ocean shortly”
Him: “Hahaha yes SpaceX does not have a great track record”
Me: “lol what?”
Him: “I dunno, maybe because every time I
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My parents picked up their "unicorn" yesterday. A silver six seat w/ console X100D. They're now a 2
@Tesla
family. Went from 2 ICE to 2 Tesla in 9 months.
#icefree
#tesla
@TeslaMdAtlantic
@elonmusk
@NuovaRealta
@ValueAnalyst1
@AlterViggo
@bonnienorman
@lexiheft
@MuskManiac
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@sakitechonline
@elonmusk
@Snowden
How are the twitter files not also exposing massive surveillance? Don’t let your grooming blind you.
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@jimcramer
@elonmusk
Thanks for Cramering us into the correct outcome! Give the man his shares.
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@elonmusk
"bike crash"
I guess "some degenerates in a stolen car ran him down in cold blood" was just a little too long.
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@wilhitjb
@TradrFloridaFIL
@elonmusk
@rarelyserious
@Tesla
Think they already dubbed that feature "Mad Max Mode".
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Want to jack that higher even faster? Provide a leaderboard and list those (who opt in) in rank order based on miles logged on FSD.
Gamify this, prevent accidents in the meantime, and suck in that sweet, sweet data.
I swear Id go drive just to jump a mile or two over the
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I now get to tell the “cops got called on me for having a kid in my
@tesla
”, but for my dad.
These nice officers were called because my dad was letting my nephew sleep in his model 3, and was watching him via dog mode.
He’s showing them the cabin camera right here, they said
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After watching
@JasonCammisa
review of the
@tesla
Cybertruck, I made the mistake of watching the full podcast about it. It turns out Im not getting back to bed, Im frickin pumped.
The most in depth talk and nerding out about the amazing stuff in this truck has me so excited all
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@Tesla
Voted to not retroactively take pay from someone that was already promised 6 YEARS ago.
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Hard to watch something like this and not feel at least a glimmer of hope/excitement for the future.
Nicely done
@spacex
.
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So, disclaimer, I was never a yoke hater, and in fact wanted to try it.
Now, having a longer drive under my belt now, I can say I am yoke club, for life.
The new
@tesla
model S already felt like a spaceship, and now it feels like a fighter jet. Slaying left lane campers all
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3 yrs ago today I drove down to Richmond, VA to surprise my dad to pick up his model 3 with my sister and nephew.
Then wife replaced her ICE with a model 3, my mom replaced her ICE with a model X, and my sister is saving for her model Y.
The family is electric! Thanks
@tesla
!
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Shoutout to
@tesla
mobile service out of Devon, PA. Tim replaced wife’s model 3 charge port door in no time flat yesterday. Right in my driveway, and arrived in an S, not a gas van. Chatted for a bit and was on his way, never thought I’d be so excited for car service before.
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@anthonyisonline
What stories like this tell me is that brainwashing works.
But you can’t say that it loses sales if there’s an equivalent “team” that will now buy them for all the false reasons your friend will not.
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Ok. So
@tesla
FSD V12.3 still is not perfect. But I haven't grinned this much with it ever.
Even my wife (who is generally never comfortable enough to use FSD on her own) said "Ok, now this is impressive, I'm legit impressed".
That's high praise folks.
There's a wonky
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@LauraFlowD
@EverythingOOC
Latinx isn’t a real word I thought? Or rather not something those who speak it would ever say.
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@tesla
we got to experience a live backup event with our
#powerwall
today! Some storms rolled through and we noticed a flicker in one of the lights. TV, speakers, lights all stayed on. I only realized we didn't have power because I pulled up the app. Super cool!
#energystorage
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@KettlebellLife
Epic. To be fair I can't currently name three regions of Ukraine either, but I'm not voting to send my own money there to be burned for no reason and with no accountability.
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Delivery day! Sadly I only got the one I ordered instead of five times as many. 😁
@tesla
Devon was great. Time to get the car seat and
@Tesmanian_com
mats put in!
Cc:
@gordonh107
@DelValTesla
@vivivandeerlin
@christe25545867
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@elonmusk
@WhatsupFranks
I'm probably in the minority, but I cancelled my DIS+ sub.
I was thinking of it anyway, but their anti-speech stance pushed me over. To each their own. 🤷🏼♂️
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@GerberKawasaki
@elonmusk
Ross you get fed by the algo what you look for. Maybe stop being so hateful?
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@writelikederp
@SpookyCandle
@videojame_
@Veeren_Jubbal
I feel like you could helicopter dickily down the stairs.
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The face you make when somebody has a potty mouth on a
@tesla
earnings call.
Great cast
@TeslaPodcast
, and excellent episode yesterday.
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@StormyDaniels
Stormy, I've never actually seen your work (sorry!). But your tweets are bangin'!
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Hi
@tesla
friends, meet Wyatt. Wyatt will never drive a gas car, or be transported by his parents in one. Wyatt has his own kids model S waiting for him. Wyatt will inherit an earth in better shape than it is now if we all do our part. Be good to each other, do it for Wyatt.
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CEO Mary Barra said GM is delaying the launch of the Equinox, Silverado RST, and GMC Sierra Denali EVs last month. Barra said GM is “taking immediate steps to enhance the profitability of our EV portfolio.” This includes “moderating the pace of our EV acceleration in 2024 and
GM will not be advertising EVs during the 2024 Super Bowl.
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Hey
@Tesla
these stats should REALLY be available to every Tesla driver. Even if you don't have Tesla insurance.
Goes back to my previous gamification idea. If you want to increase miles in autopilot to gain data let people see this and compete against themselves.
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@bekahowell
The best posts are the one where you can’t tell if the poster is serious or not.
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My boy got started quite early. He’s
@tesla
fam. I can’t seem to find my version of this at a gas station…
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@SawyerMerritt
Consumer reports, irrelevant since most of their clients are dying off and the newer generations understand it’s just one big ad machine.
Get bent
@ConsumerReports
we know your game.
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@elijahbudry
@SpaceX
Absolutely. Hate the man all you want (though I’d disagree) but hiding the life saving tech of Tesla, or species saving tech of SpaceX is criminal.
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This weekend I went to a family wedding in Boulder, CO. The
@Hilton
hotel we stayed at had
@Tesla
destination chargers free of use as previously announced.
I have switched to
@hilton
from
@Marriott
for the foreseeable future.
Didn’t need to use it thanks to
@vivivandeerlin
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I joined (then Twitter) to interact with and get information from
@tesla
related folks circa 2014. I was trying to convince myself to buy and doing all I could to not make this (admittedly poor) financial decision. I've seen a lot of "conversations" related to it all since then.
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I'm politically independent, but I downright respect this guy.
It helps that the RNC hates him.
WAPO reporter doubles down: You didn’t say that you condemn white supremacy though.
She immediately regrets it.
@VivekGRamaswamy
isn’t going to play the game.
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Fan made Tesla "ad", but I feel it's more than that.
@bonnienorman
@elonmusk
@Tesla
@teslaevangelist
@TeslaMdAtlantic
@ValueAnalyst1
@lexiheft
@rrosenbl
@talkingtesla
@TArkesteijn
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One of the key differences in driving dynamic between the new Model S and my former Perf Y is how the acceleration feels.
The Y felt like it was pulling itself forward. The S feels like you are being pushed. Not sure if I’m describing that right but that’s how it feels.
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This little girl going to work for
@SpaceX
one day. She’s already got the controlled diaper explosions down.
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@JohnnaCrider1
@elonmusk
Also, unlike GM, Tesla has earned the government taxpayers money by paying their loan back with interest.
GM never paid their most recent loan back, AND produces pollution mobiles that nobody wants.
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@CollinRugg
@RNCResearch
I don't understand why you have to explain wanting to own the best version of something.
The anchor is probably rocking an iPhone, why don't you ask her why she's not using a union made phone?
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I guess I didn't make it "X official", brought home a
@tesla
LR Blue 2023 S w/ 19" wheels, black interior, FSD transfer from wife's 2018 AWD 3. Born Sept 1st, '23 in Fremont.
Happy to be back in an S.
Welcome "Odin", father of "Thor" the perf Y wife now has.
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My
@tesla
model S was the victim of an attempted deering this morning.
Had just left the grocery store and it was still dark ~0615hrs. I saw a slight flash out of the corner of my right eye and hit the brakes right as the collision alert started blaring.
It doesn't look as
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How to write a takedown of MSM lies, brought to you by
@tesla
.
@Reuters
would be ashamed if they were a journalists outfit.
Reuters published an article that leads with a wildly misleading headline and is riddled with incomplete and demonstrably incorrect information.
This latest piece vaguely and nonsensically suggests there are thousands upon thousands of disgruntled Tesla customers. It’s
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Progress so far on solar roof. Crew got rained out yesterday. Completion estimate Tuesday maybe, Wednesday probably.
@tesla
@WholeMarsBlog
Solar Roof project from
@Tesla
starts in t-3 days. The human waste and construction waste containers have arrived.
Cc:
@DelValTesla
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Hey uh,
@POTUS
what kinds of cars are those?
These Commander cars are headed around the DMV today
Be on the lookout 👀
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@LauraFlowD
@EverythingOOC
People like to create solutions in search of a problem is why, I think. 😂
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@SawyerMerritt
I love how the head of what is essentially a criminal organization is just out there flaunting it.
Game on Sean, you'll lose.
Nobody is going to take a slight increase in hourly pay vs becoming a millionaire.
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@WholeMarsBlog
This is total bs. Sergey and I are friends and were at a party together last night!
I’ve only seen Nicole twice in three years, both times with many other people around. Nothing romantic.
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@xDaily
What position? I want these hacks to say exactly what position that Elon has, that they disagree with.
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So I’m wondering, when the computer started to be a thing, did typewriter fans run around calling computer enthusiasts gay and tell them they were cucks for liking the new thing?
Curious if that’s just specific to the oil industry.
Turns out a lot of folks who love gasoline
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@WR4NYGov
Fred knows that 70%+ of shareholders are against him. He’s feeling attacked.
He should be, Fred if you’re an actual shareholder, please stop being one.
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@SawyerMerritt
Whatever happens next, it should NOT be slowing down on EVs. They are the future and the slow will perish.
But take heart legacy folks, with your 100+ years of producing a different technology I'm sure you'll leapfrog into 1st place the second you try. Eh
@GM
?
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@SawyerMerritt
This is how the US government works. Overspend on the initial project, then drip feed those same folks forever.
Now we as taxpayers are subsidizing crappy companies, again.
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Ordered wife's 3 from the back of Dad's 3. 2 days after they ordered Mom's X. Have converted 2 families to 2 Tesla households.
@rrosenbl
@GerberKawasaki
@Tesla
@teslaevangelist
@elonmusk
@mcjamez
@lexiheft
@ElectricJen
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@elonmusk
@heydave7
@WholeMarsBlog
Actually
@TeslaPodcast
noted this almost immediately. Nice call, Rob!
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It's a sad day, my first
@Tesla
Thor has been removed from my account to transfer to it's new owner.
Goodbye, Thor, you rocked my world and changed my life forever. Many happy miles to you in your new home.
Now, the replacement, a blue Perf Y should be here in 4-8 weeks!
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Took delivery of our Tesla Model 3 Friday. Wife loves it. We are now a 2 ev family, finally!
@Tesla
solar install set for Jan 11. Time to drive on our own power.
@vivivandeerlin
@TeslaMdAtlantic
@ValueAnalyst1
@bonnienorman
@kimpaquette
@NuovaRealta
@ElectricJen
@lexiheft
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@Teslaconomics
Kids go through shoes so fast, nobody smart would spend any significant money on them.
We get shoes used for our boy wherever we can. If they're still useable when he outgrows them we pass them on.
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@thirdrowtesla
@elonmusk
From me to every single person working at Tesla... From the model 3 line, to the twitter sitter. From the janitorial staff, to the design studio lead architects. For those straight out of school, to those with multiple degrees under their belts. Thanks for moving us forward.
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I try to follow
@tesla
people who are smarter than me.
And sometimes I make exceptions.
@28delayslater
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@elonmusk
@ScottAdamsSays
It's not X. It's you. They don't like you because you're what they're not.
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@IAmGlennonX
Market Makers probably decided they’d flushed enough weak hands and it’s time to make money going the other way.
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@WholeMarsBlog
Covid is such a danger to our society that we cannot leave it to citizens to choose the vaccine. We must force it.
Same vibes.
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Bingo! My turn!
FSD v12.3 here I come on hw4.
Another wave of
@Tesla
Full Self-Driving (Beta) V12.3 just went out additional vehicles! 🎉
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I can't believe I just bought 500 dollars worth of tequila.
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