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Breaking the Silence (BtS) ( שוברים שתיקה) is an Israeli non-governmental organization (NGO) established in 2004 by veterans of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF).
breakingthesilence.
#StopArmingIsrael
#EndGazaGenocide
#FreePalestine
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@kann_news
@DovGilHar
"Let's go harrass people to see if we can milk the victim strategy some more" isn't the PR flex y'all seem to think it is.
But i have to admit it's refreshing to see y'all not even trying to hide it anymore.
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@Joe_Roberts01
@PLawrenceMP
@TownofCobourg
I'm sorry, I have read the screenshot 10x and I did not see the word "Jew" mentioned anywhere. What did I miss?
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Big announcement from $TSLAQ:
Demand cliff now officially rescheduled to Q3.
Bankwupcy now moved to Q4.
$TSLA
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A decade ago, Nokia spent millions on market research, the data told them smartphone's would never be a mass market.
$TSLA $TSLAQ
Elon Musk Admits To Doing "Zero Market Research Whatsoever" Before Unveiling Cybertruck
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Just found out that $TSLAQ 🐻's are roofing experts too.
$TSLA
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@RepMattGaetz
This is the type of Tweet citizens of the People's Republic of Korea are expected to write about their Leader
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@HadiNasrallah
Unfortunately i don't speak Arabic but if i could i would want tell her that this brings tears to the eyes of many of us in the West. We cannot take away her pain... but at least many are finally starting to see what is really happening.
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@jerlevi
TLDR: White dude originally from Eastern Europe claiming Middle-Eastern piece of land is his, not theirs.
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@AvivaKlompas
"Intifadah" means rebellion, nothing more, nothing less. And you know it.
"Kill all Jews" is your anti-Islam propagandistic spin on it.
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@WPipperger
@Alex_Kump
@talesftf
@PedroCoSilva
@JohnnaSabri
@SteveHamel16
@GerberKawasaki
@EncomLab
@GodlikeGiles
@patrickcomack
@elonmusk
@MercedesBenz
First ever review of the
@TSLA
Model 3 Performance:
"It’s magnificent, a spaceship, so obviously representative of the next step in the history of automobiles."
$TSLA bears: "there is no demand for that"
via
@WSJ
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@zelimir__
@GarlicCorgi
The only car that can accommodate an entire family of 5, plus grandparents from both sides and at least two chickens and a small pig... and still drive.
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@FleurHassanN
@JNS_org
this you?
"How do they fight back with their hands tied behind their backs?"
Durin an Interview with Sky News’s Kay Burley, Fleur Hassan-Nahoum, Israel's Deputy Mayor of Jerusalem, was asked about the recent discovery of Palestinian bodies in mass graves in Gaza.
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When you received your first
@Tesla
today, be prepared to deal with many issues😉
1. Service limited to wiper fluid changes mostly
2. No more expensive gas
3. Smiling all the time while driving
#Teslaqualityissues
#TeslaPaintIssues
#teslaautopilotissues
#Teslaserviceissues
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"Bob Lutz doesn't know anything about manufacturing cars"
- $TSLAQ 🐻s right now
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So..... what happened???
The suspense is killing me
$TSLAQ $TSLA
BIG SCOOOP!!!!!!
Just heard from some upper mgt peeps at Giga1.
Bunch of layoff notices blindsiding everyone. Security personnel, upper mgt, etc.
ANNNNNNDDD.... 👇👇
@Tesla
is working a deal to pull out of Giga1 and turn over to
@panasonic
!!! SOON!!!! 😳😳😳
$TSLAQ $TSLA
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$TSLAQ 🐻's are experts in 30X steel and metallurgy too.
Why am I not surprised 🤔
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@leekern13
Unfortunately, actual DNA evidence shows that some other folks are as related to the land as you are ... In fact, even more so
Geneticists have had access to ancient DNA whole genome sequences from Canaanites, Israelites, Judahites for some time now.
First genetic distances to modern people below. I will be providing lots of information in this thread
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$TSLAQ: "The Supercharger network is NOT a moat"
@IONITY_EU
: "We can fix that for you. We'll charge our customers 4x more (!) per kWh than
@Tesla
does"
$TSLA
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@orenbarsky
@Truthtellerftm
But this is real science. Which you hate
World-renowned geneticist
@GenomeNathan
, an Ashkenazi Jew, concurs that Palestinian ancestry emanated from a Native source that dates back to the Bronze Age Levant.
He concludes that Palestinians have higher local Levantine ancestry than Jewish groups.
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@HilzFuld
Except that little red spot is a colony created by people predominantly from Europe.
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As $TSLAQ 🐻's predicted, demand in China is non-existent and they're storing cars at the DMV now.
Hi
@elonmusk
, u just created a huge problem for the Chinese DMV. Many
#Tesla
r waiting in line to get license plates this morning (9am, not even pike hrs yet), this is only 1 of the 6 locations in Beijing.
Congrats to
#TeslaChina
owners!
$TSLA
#China
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@TravisD1983
@Herz
So sad it's the 21th century and people in Dallas still don't have electricity.
Is there a fund i can donate to?
Also, look at this Tesla fast charging map.
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Dear $TSLAQ, seems y'all forgot to celebrate the *5 year anniversary* of your "once reservations are fulfilled, $TSLA will quickly run out of demand" thesis
#StanphylCapitalQ
@nytimes
@lisahopeking
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$TSLA owners are so happy with their cars, they often replace the family's second car with a
@Tesla
too.
So the next $TSLAQ bear thesis probably will be:
"Once all single Tesla car families have bought a Tesla as second car, $TSLA will definitely run out of demand"
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Hi
@CGrantWSJ
, does it bother you the internet never forgets?
Hi Cathie, does it bother you that the stock you have a ten-fold + return target on has underperformed the Nasdaq by 36 percentage points in the past three months as the growth story rolled over? Just curious.
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Imagine spending $10MLN om a
@Bugatti
... and then find out you STILL lose traffic light sprints to a
@Tesla
carrying a family of 5 and dog🤣
😜
#Frunkpuppy
#cleanenergy
Bugatti reveals its most powerful supercar yet: The $10 million Centodieci
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$TSLAQ 🐻s today:
"We know more about brain interfaces than
@elonmusk
does. Just like we know more about EV's, gigafactories in mud swamps, level 5, and landing rockets. We experts in everything"
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Just checked with 2 major leasing co's for
#Model3
: $TSLA Performance M3 will be priced *VERY* competitively (on par or even cheaper!) vs Audi 4/5, BMW 4/5 series
$TSLAQ
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Just left the
#Eindhoven
#supercharger
and spotted this Dutch plated $TSLA
#Model3
going in for a charge
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$TSLAQ stages of denial:
1."Stock pump! It's a mud swamp. No factory!"
2."Ok. It's a factory, but $TSLA doesn't even have a mfg license!"
3."They"re just delivering China made cars to employees. Another pump"
4."Ok, they will scale, but the money will never leave China!"
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@elonmusk
@LozzaFox
Just 80 years ago, 90% of the population in what is now Israel where non-Jewish.
Now *every* mayor of *every* city there is Jewish.
#NowWowThis
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$TSLAQ: "Stupid lemmings always claim ICE cars are the blackberries and Nokia of today, reality is legacies can crush $TSLA anytime they want"
CEO of Volkswagen today: "We're like Nokia. Burning platform"
Thumbs up for VW. They've seen the light!
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Clear uptrend in # of $TSLAQ tweets complaining that mom/dad/sister/brother/neigbour/cousin/workmate are totally getting a $TSLA, asking for advice how to convince mom/dad/brother/neigbour/cousim/workmate not to
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$TSLAQ today: "Model Y is fake. We have proof that Elon showed a regular model 3, but somehow managed to hypnotize all the lemmings into believing it's a SUV so he can take their cash."
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Breaking news:
Austrian engineers bought a $TSLA model 3, added a bunch of moving parts and a gas tank to turn it into .... a really expensive Chevy Volt.
"Obrist Powertrain’s Tesla M3 Plug-in Hybrid conversion called the “Obrist Mark II” will support a range of 620 miles (1,000 km) through a battery pack “downgrade” & the addition of a front trunk-mounted petrol engine."
Fans will love it. 😍
$TSLA $TSLAQ
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" $AMZN is just a structurally unprofitable book retailer, ridden with debt, and a mad man at the wheel. What could go possibly wrong if I short this thing?"
-- prominent $TSLAQ dude, march 2014
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@RenataKonkoly
@elonmusk
@LisaPadgett
@bocio777
Yes!!! Thank you! My Twitter life has meaning again!
And I promise I will be good! Keeping the referral code in my bio
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So about that $TSLAQ talk about 'Tesla's catching fire spontaneously...'
More BMW's catching fire spontaneously *just this week* than Tesla's since the company was founded in 2003
$TSLA $TSLAQ
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$TSLAQ narrative has become boringly bad lately now that even they don't seem to believe Bankwupcy will ever happen...
I kind of miss having good laughs with
#ShortyAirforce
and
#Parkinglottruthers
BS
It's all "But Elon flies a G650!" and trashing SpaceX these days...
$TSLA
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Everyone that relies on Lidar is doomed.
Boom!
Loving this
$TSLA
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@NCaleb88
@NatalieElsberg
It's not about the properties in Israel. It's about the properties in land OCCUPIED by Israel.
It's not that hard.
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@markbspiegel
I see what you did there,
@markbspiegel
No way the repo guys will come looking for your car at a Tesla Supercharger.
Smart!
$TSLA $TSLAQ
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@RedAlertFlorida
@CensoredMen
So... You're saying Europeans that are white AF but whose great-great-great-grandparents converted to Judaism should own the place, but Palestinians with lineage going back 3700 years need to move to Jordan?
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@mtracey
How nice of the Palestinians to leave all of their tablets unlocked for the IDF to collect the Nazi propaganda from it.
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@thelightedtwit
Had jij niet ook een kerngezonde neef van 51 die na z'n covid vaccinatie plots dood neerviel?
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$TSLAQ in 2014: "Tesla is aggressively trying to offload model S inventory, no demand!"
$TSLAQ in 2016: "Tesla is offloading model X inventory, no demand!"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the year is 2018. $TSLA
#FUD
Tesla "Aggressively" Trying to Offload Model 3 Inventory As Demand Fades
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$TSLAQ today: "if $TSLA *really* delivered 80.000 vehicles this quarter it means they must have produced 140.000, because we have footage of 60.000 lemons sitting in the desert
#TSLAQLOGIC
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0% of the population can conveniently fuel their ICE at home or place of work.
How silly is that.
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$TSLAQ media: "ok, so we don't have a $TSLA demand cliff yet. Let's turn things upside down, and talk about how bad that growth is."
Junior editor: "why don't we ask someone from $GE, the total and utter growth failure of the decade?"
Chief editor: "great idea!!"
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How many $TSLAQ trolls does it take to change a light bulb?
$TSLA
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@WSchoonenberg
Nog even één keer heel hard zodat de mensen achter in de zaal het ook kunnen horen
@WSchoonenberg
:
Tegen genocide zijn is NIET hetzelfde als 'pro-Hamas' zijn.
Tegen genocide zijn, betekent NIET dat je antisemitisch bent.
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Unfortunately, "Diesel better for environment than EV" bogus study headlines are too easily parrotted by sloppy journalists.
Great thread here by
@AukeHoekstra
, debunking the latest one from
@ifo_Institut
$TSLA
@elonmusk
@mayemusk
#CleanEnergyWillWin
Yet another set of cranky retired professors makes waves 'proving' diesel is better than electric vehicles for the climate.
Unfortunately many journalists copy their opinion.
Let's use an Easter sunday afternoon to debunk this myth, again.
Probably not for the last time :-(
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Ik hoor hier in Rotterdam het gerucht dat Willem Engel een huis met zwembad heeft gekocht op de Canarische Eilanden??
Die donaties worden leuk besteed dus...🤔
#viruswaarheid
#viruswaanzin
#willemengel
#coronamaatregelen
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@thierrybaudet
Je eigen boekje 'Coronabedrog' staat bol van de fouten. Niet alleen spelfouten, maar ook stijl, grammatica en interpunctie laten behoorlijk te wensen over. Een Havo 2 leerling zou er niet mee wegkomen.
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Seems Porsche will have it's own version of production hell for production off the electric Taycan..
TLDR: They still have to build a factory for it and it ain't going to be easy
$TSLA $TSLAQ
article in Dutch
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@RichardHanania
This may come as a shock to you but did you know Israel also wasn't a country until a bunch of Europeans decided to make it one in 1948?
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@WallStCynic
Absolutely right! How dare they built a factory there!
No decent company ever did that.
(Except BMW, Daimler, GM, Ford, Volkswagen, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Hyundai)
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Small print, but must read for anyone still wondering why legacy auto manufacturers have such a hard time building decent BEV's $TSLA $TSLAQ
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Was told by European $TSLA SC staff that many local engineers have already had training for M3 servicing. We will see this car everywhere here
$TSLA $TSLAQ
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Porsche is only able to start producing the Taycan if Porsche workers hand back part of their paycheck.
Porsche is a zero 😂.
#bankwupcy
$TSLA $TSLAQ
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$TSLAQ novelty of the day: "GF3 doesn't have a license"
It's the new version of the "No EU homologation for model 3" story, but now about the mud pit
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If you don't follow
@28delayslater
, you have no business being on twitter.
#EveryoneLovesFrunkpuppy
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What this *really* means:
Bernie Madoff's investors are getting BETTER RETURNS then Stanphyl Capital $TSLAQ investors...
Let that sink in for a minute...
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Hey $TSLAQ, in case you didn't notice...
Those Jan 19 200 puts look like a steal right now...
Y'all loading up on those?
You know, with all these parking lots filled again with lemons they'll never sell??
🤪🤪🤪
#bankwupcy
$TSLA
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@GordonJohnson19
@muddywatersre
@InvestorAmnesia
It's tweets like this that make it very clear why you are now self-employed
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@Polit_eurOpines
@Joe_Roberts01
@PLawrenceMP
@TownofCobourg
Ok I read the screenshot another 10x and I could not find the word "Morrocan Arab" or "Sahrawi Arab".
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@AisleWPeter
@WholeMarsBlog
You must be new to $TSLA $TSLAQ fintwit.
Variants of the same article have appeared on SA in 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011.
And then again in 2012, 2013.
We saw a few more in 2014, 2015 and 2016.
Have I already mentioned n 2017, 2018 and 2019? Those too.
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$TSLAQ right now:
"Ok, we *knew* Q3 was going to be good, but bankwupcy in Q4!"
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This is hilarious. According to $TSLAQ bears, one should not rely on a $TSLA M3 test drive, as consumers are not capable of test driving these *objectively*
Please stop test driving and leave this to the professionals
Must have missed Dan's WSJ piece 😂
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Dear Stanphyl Capital investors (both of you), with the fund already having bn massacred (
@markbspiegel
's own words) I am genuinely concerned about your money being mgd by someone so emotionally vested in a single inv. thesis, that he even plated his car after it
$TSLA $TSLAQ
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@HamasAtrocities
Here is the truth about who the real descendants are from the folks on the right
World-renowned geneticist
@GenomeNathan
, an Ashkenazi Jew, concurs that Palestinian ancestry emanated from a Native source that dates back to the Bronze Age Levant.
He concludes that Palestinians have higher local Levantine ancestry than Jewish groups.
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If you still drive a car with a grille 12 months from now, you'd better get this haircut and pretend it's all a fashion statement
$TSLA $TSLAQ
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I've said it before and I'll say it again:
If you don't follow
@28delayslater
, you have no business being on $TWTR
When people view my tweets but don’t follow me.
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So I just woke up (Europe), to find out that the guy behind the
@TeslaCharts
account *IS* indeed a genuine expert on Chinese factory permits, auto manufacturing, autonomous driving tech & AI and rocket technology
$TSLA $TSLAQ
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The whole day it felt something was missing .... And now I know....
I miss the
#shortyairforce
and
#ParkingLotTruthers
videos!
Where are you guys??!! I miss you!!
$TSLAQ $TSLA
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This is the abysmal depth to which investigative journalism at
@businessinsider
has sunk in 2018.
@lopezlinette
setting a new record.
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$TSLAQ today: "Elon doesn't know the first thing about rockets. We, on the other hand, are real experts"
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Auto journalist becomes AI expert.
Education required for this career change:
3hr $TSLA livestream, 3 days of $TSLAQ Twitter feed.
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@RonnyNaftaniel
@KatiPiri
Je kan je ogen er voor sluiten, maar duidelijk is dat Israelische politici regelmatig rechtstreeks van de Nazi's afgekeken taal gebruiken, die het ergste doen vrezen.
Maar
@RonnyNaftaniel
keurt het goed.
#NeverAgain
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$TSLAQ still think the Y is just $TSLA being really good at doing the smoke and mirrors thing😂
Almost feeling sorry for them
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@RonnyNaftaniel
Het is dat het verzoek om lijsten met personen (!!) van CIDI komt, want als het verzoek van een ander zou komen was vast heel snel de vergelijking met '40 - '45 gemaakt.
Maar nu het van CIDI komt zou dat vast heel onfatsoenlijk zijn... Zullen we maar niet doen dus.
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