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@morgvanny
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2 years
there’s something almost lynchian about this guy
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It’s really funny to play this card in Seattle
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Seattle waffle shop owner shuts down business over new $20-plus minimum wage law: ‘I’ve cried every day’
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11 months
Lmfao
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@SOPROSOCIAL What are some good things to send for someone just getting started.
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10 months
I love this. And I know it’s fake/a joke but like the amount of organic little scenes it’s made up of still seems crazy. Like how long did it actually take to make this video even.
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My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois
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@SoulioMolio @SweatieAngle they just don't want to admit they got out-gayed fair and square.
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2 years
paranoid schizophrenics every day:.
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@morgvanny
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3 years
reaching absolutely unparalleled levels of annoyingness here
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@jodadobado @OffbeatLook if they screened her for depression for no other reason than shedding a tear, then yeah, they essentially billed her for crying.
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@punishedgarage there’s an entire war raging around us i never even heard about.
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@AnneChovy2 When God sings with his creations, will a porn bot not be part of the choir?.
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@jvssixa489 Of all the moments to be fat he chose that one.
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2 years
the left’s biggest problem is having no one brave enough to tell young men the truth like this.
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Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
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@Grosdoriane @eatinginmycar lol yeah I actually didn't know you could just buy like a couple of slices of cheese and meat either.
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@njsilvadyne it’s so funny to mourn the loss of a walmart no matter the reason.
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@Sparrow_Hater i love that he concludes that he really doesn't care at all, and yet he thinks about it literally every time lmao.
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@Thingsareoutofc @thisdiegolopez @StrodeLuther he stepped in the way, not touching anyone, and was immediately assaulted by a trespasser. neither he nor walmart is losing a lawsuit over this.
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3 years
@jesusdersupajew lmfao i forgot about this
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1 year
I feel like you could write a whole book about how fucking weird this is.
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The first person to walk out of the Apple Store with their Apple Vision Pro gets a big round of applause 👏🏻
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@shawtyreload @tyler02020202 I think you just put all this onto a tshirt and make sure you’re wearing it next time she sees you.
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@jesuslasupajew any reason to stop running a stan account is a good one, but may as well take a stand on something important, i support them lol.
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3 years
look at this king. persistence paying off fr
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@BasedMikeLee @HighDiddlyDoe oh yeah the one the church made a huge deal about saying they weren’t offended by, and paid for ad space in their programs. i guess they didn’t run their pr strategy by you first for some reason.
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@fatshady101 I’m in queer media now, and I’m holding space for that.
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2 years
@hexprax she seems aware of what he’s trying to do and amused by it lol.
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@Hezbolsonaro [people who only understand astroturfing] wow, a crowd of people gathered, that must be really expensive.
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@shitshowdotinfo One option for the future is to not react at all, open it immediately and take a sip, then do a spit take as if it finally just registered.
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@GeebMinister sometimes someone does a face reveal and it just makes 1000% sense.
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4 years
@endCapitalismmm @jman4747 @JaredComrade @TalkTankie i mean if your point is that they didn’t do it bc of noise, they did it because they wanted to murder activists, then yeah. but usually people point out they were revolutionaries because it makes it sound more like they were necessarily a violent threat to be defended against.
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@endCapitalismmm @jman4747 @JaredComrade @TalkTankie what you’ve described is a noise complaint. not seeing any other things listed that would give the police any reason to get involved.
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3 years
@GuitarBuckeye @qirenni @NathanBacaTV @Chinchillazllla @DCPoliceDept @wusa9 criminal charges apply for stealing fetuses. no argument needs to be made that they are dead bodies in the same sense as people who were carried to term and born. very poorly planned out “gotcha” which would be par for the course for project veritas types.
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@no_earthquake Every time people mention them I remember how there’s a big group of people who circlejerked themselves into genuinely worrying about “roko’s basilisk”.
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Why did this get so much attention, I’m stupid, he used other people’s clips lmao.
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Such a perfect way of explaining strikes to Americans
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Don’t cross a picket line. Bail on Vail.
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@Kristofer_Blue @eeberquist who the fuck cares? you think we expected a republican to vote for it? i was told the timeline was “immediately” and that the checks would say $2000 on them.
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1 year
@kiwehhhhh were that many people actually googling that instead of just “gorpcore”? lol.
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5 years
@whitetechbro @JasonWaang we could pay him $500 a week to stay home and we’d be saving money compared to putting him in jail. house arrest is a money saver already - making them pay for it is just spiteful exploitation.
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@STRONG_PlSS They’ve gotta add motion smoothing to make it nice and slick looking and give the illusion that it’s tracking everything perfectly and instantaneously.
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@Forever_Wario if diamonds were overpriced, I would simply start my own diamond mining business and undercut the competition, which is notoriously a safe industry to do something like that.
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@hanfjob baby for sale.
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@josephbmiller @InternetHippo plus they don’t even have to sell stocks to get some of that stuff a lot of times. they just get a super low interest loan and use the stock as collateral, and make loan payments with dividends received passively. they literally get to have their cake and eat it too.
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@Athens_Stranger @johncwright2001 why does this sound like you're lowering your own standards of english, to cope with embarrassment that you aren't actually as good with it as you think you are.
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@GrandCanyon72 @Breaking911 news anchors don’t investigate anything, they are performers who read from cue cards or teleprompters.
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@hanfjob is this just what you do when you think of one and don’t want to tweet it regular.
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@Votto007 it’s important that whoever is in charge should be big and strong so if anything really important somehow came down to physical combat with him, he could win for our country.
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@SkinnyTuna more like wireless notwork.
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@metalgearobama lmfao what an insane thing to take away from her joke.
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@TunaAlert @Mayaaa_48 @colynelliott here comes obsolete phone twitter 🙄.
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@mornings0da lmao at that advice, as if she was gonna be the next Fred Hampton.
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@TurtleWinDaRace @ddxdop @2019wasbetter @OreoHumanCat @SamanthLiberty @Twitter BMI is extremely garbage science. it’s one of those things people cling to long after it’s been repeatedly shown to be extremely inadequate.
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@visualbasic97 lmfao oh no it got worse.
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@dochocson @jodadobado @OffbeatLook the issue is about informed consent though. a lot of doctors will just put a questionnaire in front of you and ask you to fill it out rather than explain why they’re suggesting it, and that there will be a separate charge for it, which would allow the patient to decide.
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@Oliver___Brett @autumnnsonata it doesn’t matter how she felt at the time because she was a child and unable to meaningfully consent to being filmed nude.
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5 years
@QueenInYeIIow Biden is responsible for more conservatives in the court than Trump is.
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@ExK4 @Vanessa_ABee Ah! Well. Nevertheless,.
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@soychotic And years later, it will still probably be 1000x better than being unmedicated their whole life.
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@madykayvon @Chinchillazllla i had a “wait time” of like 8 years because I couldn’t afford to regularly see a psychiatrist and pay for medication, but for some reason they don’t count stuff like that in the comparisons.
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@nudeobama Lmao did he at least give her a bath after? That’s insane.
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installing cameras throughout someone's home is low key goated in situations where watching their every move is the vibe.
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@RadishHarmers This is only because of Indonesian Georg , who spends over 7 billion hours a day in the Leang Tedongnge cave.
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@phoenomic @punished_cait it's often really annoying to me when I see some people complain about the weird/presumptuous fans too, because it's like. you've made a career out of basically preying on this. you can't engage in this weird sort of mass manipulation and then expect them to be normal lol.
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@Kristofer_Blue @eeberquist actually they said the word “immediately” many times, and in addition to saying “$2000 checks,” they even put images out like this. this is a picture of a check and it says $2000.00 on it
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already knew this lady was insane but what the fuck
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@grewdillis i noticed they used both cameras and microphones a lot in the production, which is always a solid move.
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@whoreby_parker @danker_hank can’t believe i’m learning this on 9/11.
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@punishedgarage she’s still the wrong one but in a cooler way.
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@lib_crusher he’s overcomplicating it. i’d simply take over the whole world, no need to get into the weeds about it.
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guy who’s terrified at this meme format
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wife just asked me what if goofy was a rapist. so if anyone’s got an answer to that.
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@watn_tarnation i absolutely do not believe that what happened here was someone went into CVS, took every single item off the shelves, went outside, and got away with selling it right there off a table, no. but yeah if someone somehow pulled that off, more power to them lmao.
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@womenasIovers @ZeroSuitCamus she was about to be onto something there.
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they eliminated my role at the dicksucking factory. we've been given the option to re-train in new positions or be phased out entirely.
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@devy_nation i too think she’s hot.
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@airbagged the way he says "according to wikipedia" is so good.
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@iwrite4jacobin What the hell do you even say at something like this once you grift your way there lol.
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@roosterboostee I want to hate it but it’s too perfect.
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@MCSleepySlim @burgerdrome you just pay for health insurance, and then get sick or hurt, and find out they are denying coverage or your deductible is too high, and you have to pay out of pocket anyway. except it's not a few hours of entertainment they are holding over you, it's your life.
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@oven_sh hope your salaries are like 3x more than the other jobs the type of developers you’re describing could easily find elsewhere.
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@AGoldmund the complete scorn he has for him is really funny. I like how clever he is about calling him on his bullshit, but also not getting baited into getting too into the weeds of dumb/disingenuous argumentation.
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@AnTottenhamism @JJisAMarxist the white supremacist settler state was overthrown and a new state was put in place that wasn’t that.
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@watchheat1995 they really shouldn't even have that as a position there.
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@defendsthepeeps @PaladinAsherd @alan_uplc yeah I catch myself sometimes thinking “it’s crazy how juries always believe the cops, why is everyone so dumb?” and I have to remind myself they just kick people out for bs reasons to make sure of that.
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@bladbolowski @airbagged I was just going about my normal business as an infant child.
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@keyparty202x We used to be a country. A proper country. But the sword of wokeness used to tear it down has fallen even upon those who thought it was theirs to wield. Soon enough we all will “go broke” as they say.
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@chipspopandabar unfathomable how there isn’t a movie about this tbh.
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@danker_hank it’s so funny all the hate twerking gets. it’s almost as naked as racism gets these days for a lot of people.
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@soychotic Oh nooo my heart rate went from about 40-45 up to 65, shit. Better go back to dysfunction and dopamine deficiency or people online are going to be mad for some reason.
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@JoshEisen17 @thenotoriouscbg @Reuters @jaketapper MLK was leaning further and further towards revolutionary politics before his assassination, which likely was one of many key reasons for it. and while they weren’t exactly friends, they had shared goals and both worked within a broad movement for Black liberation. not misleading.
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@_veico_ @jhill1181 would have been way more subversive if they were hers and she just started flying around imo.
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@soychotic I tried other things for 30 years. Thankfully there are people who actually know what they’re talking about and good at helping find the right type and balance of medical interventions, who’ve helped me a lot more than anti-scientific fear-mongers.
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@Kayla7K @famoushorse I was just like “how do they so calmly hold it up like that” lmfao.
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@ChrisBurkeShay I love that we keep pretending letting people travel here from China is somehow an excuse for having _worse_ outbreaks than China. even looking at raw numbers - not even just proportionally.
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@cityafreaks it’s so funny to see people try so hard to intellectualize everything, and then a normie shows up and doesn’t even know in the slightest what they’re talking about, and says that, and they’re right.
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@RadishHarmers we can't be the only ones thinking about this
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being punished for sins sucks so bad. imagine if we could pin them all on one guy and then kill him.
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@FoodForestNetwk @molllygurl it’s also well known that police infiltrate movements and protests and do things to provoke violence and discredit the opposition. that’s like. the vast majority of what intelligence agents and even run-of-the-mill undercover cops do.
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