Disgraced Meteorologist
@STRONG_PlSS
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Joined October 2012
It's actually about leaving an event or place where you were barely tolerated and invited to out of pity or obligation & being polite so as not to evoke contrived goodbyes no one wants to give.
the Irish Goodbye is about leaving without saying anything because you’ll spend too long saying the actual goodbye, it isn’t about taking pleasure in leaving unnoticed.
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that should cost $4.
A one topping slice of za with 6 wings tossed in any flavor with a soda for $10.50 what a gem of a lunch spot in urban Atlanta
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This probably feels so good if you're a river
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Tell her how much prettier she'd be without all those tattoos.
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You are cordially invited to my 4th of July cookout
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I felt a Jewish spirit enter me. I was fully Jewish for a few minutes.
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{on first date} (zooming in on google maps to a city where I haven't lived in over 15 years) I used the Coinstar machine at this CVS one time.
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Guy who "just wants to grab a coffee" with his ex.
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You can learn some incredible stuff in college
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Neighbors are having a backyard party. I can hear the music they're playing and occasional loud laughter and chatter. They're got a bonfire going too. It's a beautiful fall night, perfect for it. I will indeed be calling the police and filing a noise complaint.
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What about a display with a street map overlay to give the controller more info than they need and how about a bright white background to give them unbelievable eye strain. It wouldn't look 80s anymore.
When I visited the tower at a major airport a few years ago, I was shocked to learn this was the primary display that air traffic controllers used. It looks like the 1980s. We need major updates, but the tech is frozen, ironically due to aversion to risk associated with changes.
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Everyone should honk when traffic is going good too.
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I'm becoming trans. Transactional, that is. What can you do for me.
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I'm just going to say it this thing is really cool. When they posted renderings of it years ago I thought it would be a lame gimmick but it's some highly insane shit.
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My curvy wifey is laying spread eagle in the bed of my Chevy Silverado Z71 and I'm on my John Deere tractor w/ a dildo attached to the front going back and forth into her. It takes forever and I have to be really careful but god I'm rock fucking hard.
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📬𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿. 👤 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝.
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wonder how physically retarded these ppl must be to struggle drinking 1 gallon of water a day
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going into mcdonalds & grabbing as many napkins out of the dispenser as i can then putting them in the dispenser at burger king to help them save money.
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Ever get dizzy for a second or two for no reason? It could be the result of someone rotating you in their mind. And it's completely legal, according to some experts.
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Dad died. He died in his recliner at home, probably in his sleep. Can't ask for a better way to pass imo. It wasn't unexpected - his health had been going downhill since the spring and I didn't expect him to make it to Christmas. I'll always remember the good times. Love you Pop!.
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📯𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙐𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙧 has sent you a message. 📜𝑰 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒅. 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑. 𝑾𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈.
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Entering bullet time to stop the latina entering the Kroger aisle I just crop dusted.
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If a girl loses both her legs in an accident she can slowly slime around on her pussy.
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If a girl has ever dumped you, that is a sign you have a defective personality and are irredeemable.
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Shelley Duvall. RIP. in her prime, I would have fucked her.
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Opening my chess game with "the dullard's gambit".
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(opening the fridge for my date) I own all this food.
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Toothbrush is in the shop and they gave me this for a rental 😩 fml
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I go into the police station once a month and confess to an unsolved cold case to see if they're good enough to figure out I'm innocent.
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Bosnian war criminal face/hair.
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The only reason any woman wants to get a driver's license is to cheat on you.
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I would never read a banned book. It was banned for a reason. If I found one I would burn it.
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Target neutralized
I'm going to snipe my neighbor's Big Green Egg tonight.
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Oh yeah bathroom's the second door on the right dude
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opioids.
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One elderly man can screw up the flow in an entire quadrant of a grocery store.
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This is a clip from season 3 episode 8 "He Is Risen" of the The Sopranos. Tony is test driving a new Mercedes. Note that he drives counter to the directional arrow painted on the pavement. This establishes him as a bad guy.
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If I was going to fall at the Grand Canyon I'd try a little harder than that
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It would be annoying if rocks grew in size at a rate similar to trees.
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Commander Data is a total asshole in real life. The character of "Data" you see on the show is 100% scripted, lol. He is nothing like that. A known methodical and unrepentant groomer of young cadets. As Starfleet's 'golden boy,' a lot gets swept under the rug.
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Who is the greatest fictional cop you can think of?. It's a tie.
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Piling in the jalopy with the bros for an unforgettable road trip across America to visit the last remaining fast food restaurants with greenhouse style dining rooms.
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@StVincentGrad23 The 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙧𝙢𝙮 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙥𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨 has requested access to your location.
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They should just let you show up and work at Wendy's or McDonalds etc. for an hour & you get a free combo meal.
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If I got accepted into Hogwarts I would jack off in so many different places.
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Im high enough to see this and think it was Counselor Troi touching a console on the Enterprise
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Hitler marathon on the American Heroes Channel tonight
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I'm throwing a bunch of switches like this. Sparks are going everywhere.
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Joining the Marines in my mid 40s will solve all of my problems.
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I would rather get molested than be the child of a professor
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Every American man's dream is to meet a foreign girl via some serendipitous happenstance, instantly fall in love, eventually marry, and take her on a honeymoon to her country's pavilion at Epcot Center.
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Slow, long line at the McDonalds drive-thru. But then, something incredible happened: A crew member propped a service door open. A one in a million shot to see the rarely-viewed behind-the-scenes service area. What a rush.
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Thinking about how many elderly Jewish widows I could feed with $1400 more
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If you go around "honking" women's breasts in public (squeezing them and exclaiming "honk honk!" or similar), you cannot be charged for sexual assault. Your actions were comedic, not sexual.
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