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Champagne drinking, democrat voting, earth loving, racism hating liberal. *๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐* โ๐ท๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธโฎ๏ธโค๏ธ๐
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Ok, I'm a Speech Pathologist. What you see here is not dementia, it is stuttering. The extended eye blinks are called secondary behaviors. Notice every time he does that he is dysfluent. At the end when he doesn't finish his thought & diverts to "Look", is called circumlocution.
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Can New Mexico get some love please?.๐ฅ Governor D.๐ฅ Both Senators D.๐ฅ US Congress D.๐ฅ Secretary of State D.๐ฅ Attorney General D.๐ฅ State Legislature D.Free college, free childcare, pro choice! So proud of my state ๐๐๐.
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Spare me junior. Does Colin Kaepernick ring a bell?
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Doesn't everyone need to see a 4 day old German shepherd today? My neighbor's Shepard, Star, had her puppies๐ฅฐ
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Capitol Police Officer Sgt. Aquilino Gonell received Outstanding Americans By Choice Award for his courage and sacrifice on and the days surrounding Jan 6 and not a damn thing on the internet about it. Thank you sir ๐๐ผ
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Let's get one thing straight right now. Lack of support for Caitlyn Jenner has NOTHING to do with her being trans. She's unqualified. Period.
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My son caught Peepaw patrolling the streets with what appears to be a 44 Magnum. And my son lives in a nice neighborhood. Betcha 100 bucks that's a MAGA cap ๐
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That 17 year old girl who held that camera is a fucking hero ๐๐๐.
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So this just happened. I adopted 2 year old Sheldon ๐ฅฐ๐พ๐พ
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Did anyone else notice Matt Gaetz saying "17 year old woman" ?.
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This is incredible. Mr. Stanley, a high school chorus teacher is retiring, and he invited former students to come back and sing with him one last time. This is what happened. โค๏ธ๐ถ Sound all the way up .๐๐๐.Vid c/o @watchmaggiepaint on IG
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Since mariJuana is trending. Who remembers this?
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Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like. she has to commute?? Like. she has to cook dinner?? Like. no time or energy to work out?? Like. she's working in person not remote??? Like. She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????๐
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Ok, I've done enough ranting today. I needed to bake. Who wants a peanut butter cookie?
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Under Trump our national debt rose to 27 trillion, an increase of 36%. Sit down Qbert.
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Titan ate shoes, grabbed whole cooked chickens off the counter, chewed up a chair, snuck into my closet to pee on my clothes, and wouldn't come back when he ran up the street ๐คฃ BUT I would have NEVER had the thought to kill him. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
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My 16 year old just detailed my car. I offered to pay him and he said "No way" ๐๐๐.
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We lost our beautiful, sweet Titan last night on a walk with my son. He collapsed half a block from home. I tried CPR, I didn't know what else to do. He was gone. I am grateful he was with my son when he passed, doing what he loved and wasn't home alone. We are devastated.
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My 17 year old son made traditional ramen for dinner. Wow. just wow! ๐
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Hey guys, my grandmother turned 95 this weekend. She LOVES social media (facebook) and is tickled pink when she gets *likes*. She's a spunky #Resister who has a beer everyday at 11 am. Can we show my Nanny some Twitter love? She would love it ๐๐๐
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I need to get something off my chest. It's not "I seen it" . It's "I saw it" or."I have/had seen". There, I said it. You're welcome.
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Went to Costco today. An Hispanic woman w/a heavy accent was handing out samples. She & I talked about how cheap the pure vanilla was, $9.99. She said it was $19.99 last year. My kids were there too so I cheerfully but somewhat jokingly said, "Thanks Joe Biden!" 1/2.
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Good morning to everyone who took the jab and still have normal sized โพโพ.
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Hey guys. Can someone tell me what a vagina popper is?? ๐ค
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Well this is 55 and when you're 55, you wear red lipstick, have long hair, and pretty much do whatever the hell you want!! Happy Fifty-Fucking-Five to me!! ๐ฅณ Love to you all!! ๐๐
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You guys are punking me right?
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Good morning and happy Friday! I'm a 57 year old single dog lady with 3 grown sons, and I'm voting for #KamalaHarris for their futures and the futures of the ones they love ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ
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The United States was in very real danger. General Milley is a hero.
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Her mood changed and she immediately shot me a dirty look and said, "Thanks Joe Biden for the 19.99 last year". FFS these people are unbelievable. We have affordable health care in NM, free college tuition, free child care and a Democratic governor. I walked away shaking my head.
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I understand hunting isn't popular with everyone, but for all the wimps using an AR 15, that is not hunting. This is hunting. ๐๐ผ
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Award for dumbest tweet of the day ๐
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Excellent news!! My 17 and 18 year olds are signed up for pfizer vax next week! .๐คฉ๐๐ฅณ๐.
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@LA_SassyPants @Maithedane It's such an incredibly difficult thing to manage, especially since intelligence has zero to do with it and people don't understand that. ๐.
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@laurenboebert Well there's a first for everything. I finally agree with something you've said. Be careful for what you wish for.
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Really proud of this billboard in my state courtesy of @ProgressNowNM .#AbortionIsHealthcare
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Get out your 2023 Bingo cards y'all. We have George Santos aka drag queen Kitara Ravache. Who had this on their card?
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@Andie00471 @ivanmorlan72 Trump does it because he's an idiot. President Biden has a diagnosed speech disorder that has nothing to do with intelligence or dementia.
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Decorated a cake for a bridal shower today. Didn't come out half bad.
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So this guy graduated from high school today. Super proud of him. ๐๐ฅณ๐
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So while my pasta sauce was simmering I did a thing. Please be kind, I am not an artist nor do I claim to be. My oldest got me a bunch of art supplies for Christmas. Guess he thought I needed a hobby ๐
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Having a Corona with my 95 year old grandmother. Cheers from Nanny ๐ป
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Just doing a head count. Everyone who did not get hit by a rocket say aye โ๏ธ.
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Well I guess y'all are stuck with me for the next 2 years at least. We've got more Rs to remove ๐๐๐.
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A tale of 2 presidents. freakin hilarious.
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@picklepants715 Your observations are spot on. It's way too big for him. He'd never hit his target. He'd never be able to hold onto it. Massive recoil with this gun. And he should not be wearing those over his ears. Everything about this is so wrong.
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I like oatmeal cookies WITH raisins. so there. ๐ค.
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And I want to be clear. I'm from New Mexico and I know who's born here and who's not and she was not born here. And she's probably making $20 an hour at Costco.
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Y'all think Kimberly Guilfoyle regrets her life choices?
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Can you imagine where this country would be if it was run by women?.
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Guys this is crazy. @MarkHamill posts get an average of about 40k likes and I'm being conservative, but this one only has 9k?? It's being throttled. You know what to do. I never ask for retweets, but I am for this, so retweet his please ๐๐ป.
YOU HAVE THE POWER TO SAVE DEMOCRACY-.but only if you vote. Make sure you're registered & good to go! Go to @lettersfordemocracy today to get pre-printed postcards/letters urging swing state blue voter registration/voting!
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Tip for the day: never try to take a selfie with a moose. wait for it ๐ซฃ. Sound up for hilarity ๐
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Does anyone else keep reheating their coffee, or do y'all drink it lukewarm like a psycho? โโโ๐ค.
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So like, just a selfie and my new BFF after the rally ๐ฅฐ
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Today marks 57 trips around the sun. That means I can do duck lips if I want to ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
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For those of you who think crying is a weakness, think again. It just means you've been strong for too long.
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I *think I did good. my 18 year old asking my advice before his date on how to make the girl feel special. A flower? Candy? What else?.
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President Obama and his dog Bo โค๏ธ
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I'm feeling fall. Homemade cream of mushroom soup sounded great tonight.
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I was blocked by one of us last night because I replied to an "I love extra cilantro" tweet with a funny "yuck" gif. Can some of these ladies try and untwist their panties?? JFC. we joke!! Lighten up ffs.
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Sweet golden retriever doesn't want to get out of the pool. Mean ole mommy ๐ฅน๐ Sound up๐
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FFS, trying to have a relaxing lunch and these 2 behind me are talking about how the 2020 election was stolen. Jesus take the wheel ๐ฌ๐ค
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How will she have time to get her nails done? Poor girl is going to have to go without a manicure
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Today marks 56 trips around the sun. It's hard to imagine where the time has gone. I'm blessed and thankful to be spending the weekend with all my boys. It's a good day for cake ๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ
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Another one bites the dust
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@StevenVirag That's just it Steven. You never truly beat a stutter. You're always a stutterer. You just learn to manage it and sometimes it comes out, especially with fatigue and stress. And no I can't imagine traveling like he does, doing the work he does, at his age. He's incredible.
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I like a president who pays his respect to grieving families of fallen soldiers in person.
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Hello my friends ๐ Been away for almost 2 months. What'd I miss??
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Cooking another round of bacon, alone in my kitchen, and I JUST heard a woman say "HELLOO" (kind of sing song)๐ณ. Has anyone else had these kind of paranormal experiences? I never have.
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@mscharliegirl75 It really is. To think this looney toon thought he had to carry that gun around like this.
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The following senators have taken the most money from the NRA.-Mitt Romney (UT) $13,647,676.-Richard Burr (NC) $6,986,380.-Roy Blunt (MO) $4,555,722.And the list goes on and on. BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.#VoteLeftNotDeath.
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My youngest graduated from high school today. All my kids are officially adults. Ima go cry now ๐ญ๐ญ
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@davenewworld_2 I just called. Apparently Michael Abram is at OXNARD COLLEGE in the Ventura County district. There are three separate community colleges there. But the kind man who answered the phone said yes it was "appalling" and the district is on top of it.
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@GaryKoepnick @EEM19781 My son knows his guns and didn't think it was a desert eagle. Straight up too much gun for this dude, not to mention the obvious about walking down the street with it in his hand.
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So apparently the UK doesn't believe women either. Investigation into sexual assault lawsuit dropped against Prince Andrew, per NBC news.
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After getting called a bitch this morning on Twitter, I'd like to share some professional, happy news. One of my clients has been on a G-tube (feeding tube) for the past 4 yrs. After working with him thru the pandemic and up until now, he finally gets to eat by mouth again. 1/2.
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Who is someone you really wish would follow you on Twitter?? ๐ค.
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I was today years old when I learned this ๐
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Or a Desert Eagle as one person mentioned ๐ฑ.
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What happens when someone's ball lands on the grave? Do they get a mulligan?
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#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she thinks she'll be re-elected in 2022.
Can we get a quick 100 RTโs on below to start to get this trending?.#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb.
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Someone very close to me passed away suddenly this morning (age 40). A little reminder. hold each other a little tighter and say l love you more often. We just never know. ๐๐๐ผ.
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Timeline cleanse. Who ordered bacon ๐ฅ๐ฅ?
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Heeeere's Sheldon! Post spa with a bow tie and new do! ๐ซ ๐ (His hair was matted so had to be cut short)
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My son found the sweetest girl on a dark road this evening, nearly hit her. I hope we can find her owners. Keeping her safe tonight โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Your vote is your voice and mine was loud and clear. Straight blue! Now headed to the Biden rally!!๐๐
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In Texas women are now told what they can and cannot do with their bodies, but the nutjobs can't be told to wear a fucking mask. Pure madness.
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Kellyanne Conway looks like she's been ridden hard and put up wet, jus sayin.
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