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Everyone reminiscing about pre-Elon Twitter:
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I'm one of the people who got publicly upset that Hasan Minhaj cried wolf about racism after the New Yorker article came out. So, I should be one of the people who is upset & draws attention to the fact the New Yorker intentionally distorted the facts & put a target on his back:
Hasan Minhaj has just produced the recording of the interview and the documents he provided to the reporter, showing that The New Yorker totally smeared him. They absolutely should not stand by the story.
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just a reminder that the 1st Platoon took a lunch break during the massacre & then got right back to raping & killing.
56 years ago today was the My Lai massacre, which was the mass murder of hundreds of unarmed civilians in South Vietnam by US forces. Women and children were gang-raped before being mutilated. It was initially reported by the US military as a "day-long battle" against Communists.
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@HannahPosted
is this a few couples coming over to play Mahjong, or were they slamming whiskey & twerking on the tables? bc, those are two very dif. things. sounds like the kids were together & not left alone w/a stranger, so the mom should have discussed her boundaries BEFORE sending her kid.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
Talking about menstruation...breastfeeding in public...we get such mixed messages: the same men who tell women their only purpose in life is to produce offspring also seem to vilify every biological aspect related to reproduction.
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i'm sorry, but if i come home to find you wearing a diaper desk, i'm never gonna be sexually attracted to you again
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Do it. We shouldn't be priced out of a life saving cancer drug we paid to develop.
NEW: Merck is charging $200,000 for the life-saving cancer drug Keytruda.
They’re making a fortune off it. But it was developed using tax-payer dollars.
That means the federal government has the little-known power to lower the price by taking Merck’s patent and giving it away.
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@ashhhhhhole
if she saw it, i'm sure your mama ain't never gonna forget you having her back! 🥹
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@how_do_i_pdf
they want to screen out depression, but screen in markers of intelligence...even though, there's not a sole determinant for either, and a known high correlation between the two. also, why are they taking every aspect of the humanness out of their family & relationship?
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@meghanttucker
@PauletteTino
This. He wrecked your marriage the moment he made the advance. She wrecked her friendship with you when she accepted his advance.
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@RoeGraceM
@ohsurvive
We need a family tree, cause this is getting messy (and, I'm loving it)
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LMFAO, the responses to Elmo's "checking in" tweet caused Sesame Street to issue a mental health PSA 💀
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@KGO3237
@fidmart85
@lmcgaughy
We saw from the videos of the parents being kept from entering the schools that many of these families' first language is Spanish. They, before the rest of the public, deserve answers about what happened to their children.
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@parrhizzia
I thought it was really thoughtful and sensitive of him to recognize how we were led to believe he had misrepresented the woman a racist and gracious to acknowledge the legitimacy of those feelings under such a context, while putting the onus directly on the New Yorker.
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@JarJarFan69
Why are these people always fabricating human trafficking scenarios to play vigilante, yet never promoting or otherwise supporting legitimate organizations committed to combatting the sex trade?
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@esjesjesj
The funny part is he's using anecdotal experience to try to counter a chart he's misread, but if anyone would think his misinterpretation is true it should be him because he's fired an overwhelming number of people in the business.
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@clapifyoulikeme
"branding?" "no identifiers?" so, no "mr." or "mrs." or "Dr." or "PhD" or "Esq?" or, just no gender or tribal affiliations because queer and indigenous folk don't fit South Dakota's "brand?"
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They took my temperature and said it was normal. Well it wasn’t normal for me. It was in my butt
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@chrispackhamGO
@nycgov
Right? Did Cleveland break up with NYC, or something? This reads like some weird drunk texting NYC needs to be working through on its own.
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@orhunt
it never stops being funny. all i have to see is the first millisecond of the video to work myself into a coughing fit trying not to laugh.
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@JortsTheCat
According to the cops account, the fare jumping "suspect" didn't even have a gun. So, naturally, it was time to unload their service weapons into a crowd of people.
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@halomancer1
Every single decision Elon makes:
-we ran it past users and advertisers
-they hated it
-we decided to do it anyway
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@MrTooDamnChris
My mom offered me a ticket, bc her church friends had been given an extra & I told her to give it to someone who really wanted to go. Then, she said they actually had like a dozen extra tickets & I told her to find a dozen other people who actually wanted to go (she did not).
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@esjesjesj
Notice lamestream media is too afraid to cover this because it doesn't fit their woke agenda. That's why I only get my news from X.
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"From the River to the Sea" is considered antiSemitic, but there's no cost to elected officials for saying horrifically dehumanizing things towards Palestinians:
The Vicious Things Republicans Have Said About Palestinians Since October 7 by
@prem_thakker
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@redditships
If he's insistent on eating the same meal, which is already a major red flag, he should wait and order whatever his fiancé wants to eat. There should be no fingering of the other person's food, period.
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@hello__caitlin
Stolen valor. It was always about the risk of getting caught and getting away with it on a plane packed with unsuspecting passengers: not the altitude.
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@RightWingCope
Just an aside, but can we teach our daughters to have bigger dreams than being "most popular," so their self-esteem is not so easily "crushed?"
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@MovieHooligan
is someone in emergency surgery or is he golfing? because, i don't want to find out i'm bitching about cotton mouth and an empty belly on not enough sleep if someone is bleeding out on the table. but, if he's playing golf, there about to be someone bleeding out on the table.
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@shawnngee
@bakerbakerbaker
technically, they only got shot at the once. it wasn't like drama.
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@ndrew_lawrence
Can't wait for my kids to learn about the famous USA vs Infanticide Civil War of 2024 in their history class.
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@texaradogirl
@classyk9mom
@AndySpecht
@lrozen
@AP
@GovAbbott
They didn't "contain" him in the room. He locked them out. It took so long to act bc they waited on someone from the school to bring them a key bc they weren't prepared to bust the door down. Did he shoot the kids right away & just sit in the room for 40 minutes? Questions...
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she's right. i am. and i still don't know who pia zadora is, but holy hell am i getting a feel for the vibe of the reference:
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@616Art
@LyricalG187
@philthatremains
@roguecatcop
Well, if any of them are struggling with it, I'm sure the cops will put them out of their misery, too.
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@fenianscum
@Captain_JubJub
@ElonBribeHorse
@ACABylonBee
The possibilities are limitless when it doesn't require any factual knowledge of, or experience with, drywall.
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@Noroftheair
@rachelmillman
yeah, honestly, i think this is a perfect community note. it's clear what the misinformation is, but also that it doesn't negate the greater argument the message is relaying. we need honest conversations that include not discounting 99 pieces of evidence if 1 is found flawed.
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@how_do_i_pdf
known two people to take that nap 🫡😔
not a way many people go anymore, now that no one can afford a home 😬🫤
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@ask_aubry
Pretty sure the brevity of the rape isn't a mitigating factor of culpability for the crime.
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@undefeatedmatt
After my first major breakup, my ex waged (1-way) war on my reputation to "win" the friends. Months later HIS friends started calling to apologize to me. All it took was me keeping my mouth shut & no one around to manage his public behavior for him to destroy his own reputation.
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@theashleyray
@Zetabobita
I'm a big softy who feels bad for anyone struggling mentally: but, I'm not sure "I started binge drinking to cope with the repercussions of my other crimes" is a very sympathetic defense.
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@HannahPosted
honestly, unless i knew the kid's family practiced a religion that frowned upon interacting with people outside their faith, or had strict rules about females in the presence of men that weren't their family, i wouldn't think to call a parent if a friend was coming by for dinner.
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@radleybalko
A cop broke into his home and murdered him over suspicion of *using* meth? Not a violent crime. Not even dealing or manufacturing: using. WTAF?
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I won't give you a hard time for enjoying your Diet Coke, but, please: stop offering me food and beverages with aspartame in them!
They have the chemical taste of corroded metals. It's overwhelmingly center and just overshadows all other flavor.
I truly believe the world is divided into people who can taste aspartame, literally the nastiest taste ever, and those who don’t have the aspartame gene
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@bobby
I'm incapable of having an affectively positive emotional response to a piece of art until I see a timesheet from the artist.
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@JUNlPER
Serious question: would this guy call into work because he couldn't make it through the "woke minefield" between him and the front door?
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@realMWO
@CH4R10T_TV
Tyranny is when the government attempts to protect your Constitutional rights?
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@jeff_sadowsky
@greg16676935420
@gazpachomachine
It's weird how you suggested Musk capitalizing on someone else's idea would be "inventing" it. Familiar narrative, though.
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@esjesjesj
i never get tired of that screengrab. tired of the jokes, yeah, but he couldn't have set them up that well if he'd tried. just a perfect series of interactions.
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@RyanShead
I get tired of the ugly American trope, but JFC it does seem like a uniquely American tendency to treat other countries like US operated tourist attractions.
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@ElyKreimendahl
I'm not sure when you're dumping someone is the time to remind them they have a bag of knives at hand.
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@JUNlPER
There are 428 Pizza Huts in Malaysia, alone. He just needs to actually leave his basement to find one.
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@VinceDaoTV
@esjesjesj
Well, there were Black and female pirates (the series actually is inspired by a few). But, it's a fantasy pic not a historical reenactment.
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@Eve6
Don't be disingenuous and only tell half the story: I'm told this hooligan also had balloons and light refreshments.
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@WoobieTuesday
Right: the bills introduced by politicians to limit free speech always reflect the will of the people...
Ron DeSantis may be stuck between a rock and a hard place
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@iamalmostlegend
It's weird how "the farthest thing from racist" and "least racist" people are always having to explain themselves with a "but."
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@Whatapityonyou
But, he opens the doors for little old ladies and fosters kittens in between drugging and raping women. Why are you just focusing on the bad parts? 😖
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@aniceburrito
We've all been there. Sometimes TSA makes you leave a pocketknife at the airport. Sometimes, it's a baby at the border. Can't hold onto sentimental items and hold your trip up.
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@patriottakes
Cheesecake Factory has a long history of discriminatory behavior. I remember when they tried to kick my group out for going back into the kitchen pantsless to sample the sauces with our fingers. Fortunately, we had watched a Parler video on our constitutional rights/were white.
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@sihirbazkhan_55
@LeaMaric
it is anti-social, but they could have a number of mental health issues that make them uncomfortable being seen or having their apartment be seen. has the same effect on others, but it comes from a different place.
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@MuseWendi
Nor, "we will adopt teens in foster care who have emotional and behavioral problems because they have experienced a life of compound trauma."
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@theashleyray
Years ago, when I was studying overseas, the question I got over and over again was, "aren't you terrified to go anywhere with all the gun violence?" At the time, the question seemed absurd. It doesn't seem so funny now.
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@Hook_EZ
@afrocosmist
What's "funny" is how the default character is always white prior to an adaptation.
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@JUNlPER
They can't be prosecuted for evil or their hand in her murder, but isn't it illegal to take anyone, especially an illegal immigrant, across state lines under false pretenses & hold her against her will? Any lawyers that can make sure there are SOME repercussions for what they did
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@AriDrennen
He started his message off by using a slur, so he kind of set the "expected sensitivity" bar pretty low.
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@sfshaw89
@anne__rogers
Do the research: the science clearly says vaccines do more harm than good unless you make the playoffs.
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oh, so now it's illegal for a mouse to have good hygiene? you're the one creeping up on him naked with a camera like some kind of pervert.
I’ve done stupid shit around wild animals before but never have I felt more vulnerable or scared than just now when I realized I was butt ass naked in the shower with a very large mouse
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@how_do_i_pdf
well, don't gatekeep - where can people get the cheap ham-fisted double-tuna tray?
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@palashp40616755
I bet the driver dumped your poor kitty somewhere between you and the next rider. Can the cops trace his GPS route? Really, hoping you find him well soon!
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@shotdayparty2
@RightWingCope
They just mean he was responsible for not redacting the internal part before publication.
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@andreagrimes
Are the two kids the DIL is responsible for full-time supposed to watch themselves when she essentially puts 20-hrs a week commuting & working nursing duties for the one human that's too much responsibility for her MIL? Pushing the burden is not the same as sharing the burden.
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@JoshuaPHilll
I always appreciated not wasting people's time with fake pleasantries. No need to ingratiate yourself to a stranger to ask for directions. New Yorkers are more than willing to offer assistance: they just get straight to the point and get on with their day.
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@8_SolarNexus_8
@JewishResister
I swear I read somewhere that the officer was being charged, but I can find that information. Here is an earlier story covering the incident:
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@onionweigher
@adamscottknows
@2typerightly
@river_is_nice
Great. Now, Snopes is gaslighting us.
Unless, the next thing I read is, "part of McMahon's duties for American Family Publishers was SURPRISING PEOPLE ON CAMERA WITH GIANT CHECKS," I don't want to hear it.
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@whingewine
@Pops__o
yeah, but if you charge a slice a delivery, you could be bringing those grocery bills way down
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@matthiasellis
You could make this same argument about not calling out racism because it will turn people into white supremacists and it would sound exactly how your take sounds to most of us.
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@knitonepurrtoo
@emilykmay
Since I have you here: let's have a casual conversation about our childhood pets and the streets we grew up on
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@metroid7581
@NMalone8
@Esqueer_
Yeah, but just the thought that there could be was traumatizing in her vulnerable state. How is her body supposed to heal when she can't be certain what kind of genitalia the staff have? It's science: cancer cures come only from biological cunts.
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@HeartlandSignal
Men. He means men. In his mind reproductive rights, somehow, only mildly impact a lesser class of people.
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hey, kids, remember what we learned about sourcing info found on the internet: if it's hilarious, spread that shit around no questions asked
GHIS IS HOW I FIDN OUT MY DAD IS DATING LANA DEL REY?(!2!;? HELLO???????
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