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A fan picked up gaga and fell off the stage tonight😂
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My cat started gagging so I put down a paper towel for her to throw up on and look what she did 😑
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Why am I struggling to get approved for an apartment bc I don’t make 75k and my dad is now retired and doesn’t have a “salary” so my parents don’t make the 150k cutoff to co-sign my apartment and I’m a whole ass f*cking doctor who can’t secure housing
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Bro has no upper teeth left
@gunsnrosesgirl3
the 12y old kid that successfully intubates faster than the best paramedics
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@riayasminn
Bestie… have u considered he’s a nuisance because he is not neutered ?? ??? This is problematic behavior
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@BeeBabs
The part when the little tattle girl ran in and they lured her in with niceness and then threatened her 😭
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In the fight against research bloat, I am proud to announce that I put 0 publications on my eras app
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A med student literally just asked me how old I was and when I told him I was 28 he said “oh… so you must just have a good skincare routine then” 💀
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@GID_it_done
@sportz5176
You can actually be on ur parents account with ur pic and name on the back. Source: me rn 😭
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just looked up my coresidents and they r all dual degree, surgical subspecialty gunners with multiple large pubs and v active in organizations 🤪
i guess I'm the court jester 😊
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Omw to prometric with my UW first pass 59% complete 🤡
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@RyanMarino
@goddeketal
Really weird how a libertarian thinks trans ppl need to be silenced by the government
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Cut my ERAS app fee from $2000 to $1200.. I just girl-mathed a new Dyson air wrap 💅🤭
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Thinking about my pt who had bilateral TMJ dislocation from cunnilingus… I hope that king is having a wonderful day 😔😌
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Me trying not to say “so you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma??” During a homicide autopsy
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YES I’m on a pathology rotation and YES the chief told me to “get a good sleep” and come in when I felt like it
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Told my interviewer yesterday that if I was not in medicine I would be the giant wok person at Panda Express
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She ate CUNTaminated meat and CUNTracted explosive SLAYarrhea
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Getting harassed by M1s & 2s asking for the secret of my success… how do I tell them I’m just annoying
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@KevinMulhall
@avamariegeorge2
@drquinngyn
@detroit_rachel
Hmm you would think that the doctor that tweeted this would have thought of that if that was a legitimate concern 🤡
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This is embarrassing cuz if I actually had this question and I didn’t steal this meme from Reddit, the oily stool would have been a dead giveaway smh 😪😂
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Stalking all my fellow interviewees at my top choice dream program and they all go to fancy ass schools 😭 imposter syndrome hello
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It’s so absolutely mind-boggling how Americans have normalized cosmetic surgery on baby penises & ppl who don’t get the surgery are considered the out-group….
watching the L&D nurses ask new parents are you sure? Are you sure? MULTIPLE TIMES when ppl DECLINED IT was even worse
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@fakeQrampage
With all the proof you have and time to duke it out in court 🤩 sounds like an excellent idea and wouldn’t hurt ur psyche at all 😝
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@SecNerd1126
@robinslj
@Tweetcaroline__
@piper4missouri
It deadass says wide gusset… why are you being obtuse? Many women prefer wide gussets
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Unfortunately for my haters, I won’t be quitting twitter today I destroyed my goal score 🧎🧎😭😭
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@ArifSohab
@mahad_minhas
Srsly like why are we pretending to do a whole other career just so we can participate in a certain specialty ! Make it make sense !!!
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I just called my first surgery consult of this EM sub-I and I just got bitched out by the pgy 2 gen surg resident 8 seconds into the call 🤡 🔪
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@Sessler
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Literal fraud? Not representing her district? In a representative democracy?
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It’s so slay and cool when you meet the attending ur assigned to be with for the day and he immediately kicks u out of his room and says there’s nothing for you to do here :-)
Very good sign. Very passionate faculty. Will rank highly 👍 🚩
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The ortho bros at this hospital don’t wear lead for fluoro cases 💀
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Bruh the med twitter discourse cycle is so annoying
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I am once again asking why I need updated BLS AND ACLS
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Step score out tomorrow, if I never tweet again,.. you’ll know why
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How do I tell a residency program I’m literally obsessed w that uni and I have been obsessed w them my whole life 🤡
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It’s wild how ppl can post like this and not lose their jobs
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Bruh I can’t even do 1 block without having to go take a nap. How tf r we expected to do 8 in one day
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@xonatttt
I’m actually his gf and I just took him out back and shot him like old yeller :/ sorry luv 💕
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Moving to a high COL town without a spouse and having a 60k salary should be a crime!!!!
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When u get ur interview itinerary and ur interviewing w one of ur favorite twitter doctors 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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@_parasocial
When I hit 25 my wounds started taking 3x longer to heal. I’m covered in scars now 😭
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Opinion: twinks don’t deserve rights
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Be kind to ur peers at prometric. You never know whos a hemorrhoid warrior fighting for their life <3
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@J__Cub
The average age is skewed due to infant mortality. Plenty of ppl lived well into late adulthood, once they made it out of infancy.
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@mrsballs69
Sometimes when I’m stressed I pretend to be a southern Baptist lady w a heavy accent. It makes me feel better 😂
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